June 24th, 2008 | 08:00
Write a caption for this really hairy Dale Earnhardt fan and you could win a copy of EA's NASCAR 09. As usual, leave your captions in the comments section. Winners will be notified via Holy Taco.
See last week's winners after the jump.
I would just like to say, that the hot dog on dog photo brought the best captions yet. Good work, people. Give yourself a round of applause.
Winner:
Fink: Ha, nobody will recognize me now that I've got my hot dog mustache.
Runner Ups:
Frazz: I wish I could lick my wiener
AM: Seriously though, where’s my hot dog? I just had it a second ago.
TG: It’s a dog balance dog world out there…
Joe: now I know how your wife feels…
KG: Fido sports the new Weiner Sanchez
KTFO: What the fuck is that? That lying bitch told me she was tested!!
Zach: Great, first my son’s born with a dick on his back now the dog is growing sausage out of his face. (for referenceing this news story)
Jon: I hate caddying for Kobiyashi…
Ms. Pants: I have a dick on my face, don’t I?
Donnie: HEY! Wait a damn minute! These are not my glasses! OK OK, who’s the fuckin wise guy?
Tanya: I’m actually staring at the BIGGER weiner.
Glock n Ballz: “Two dogs enter, one dogs leaves, two dogs enter, one dog leaves…”
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<p>Write a caption for this really hairy Dale Earnhardt fan and you could win a copy of <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Electronic-Arts-NASCAR-09/dp/B00144151O/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&s=videogames&qid=1214428704&sr=1-2" target="_blank"><strong>EA's NASCAR 09</strong></a>. As usual, leave your captions in the comments section. Winners will be notified via Holy Taco.</p>
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<p>See last week's winners after the jump.</p>
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<p>I would just like to say, that the hot dog on dog photo brought the best captions yet. Good work, people. Give yourself a round of applause.</p>
<p><strong>Winner:</strong><br />
<strong>Fink:</strong> Ha, nobody will recognize me now that I've got my hot dog mustache.</p>
<p><strong>Runner Ups:</strong><br />
<strong>Frazz:</strong> I wish I could lick my wiener</p>
<p><strong>AM:</strong> Seriously though, whereâs my hot dog? I just had it a second ago.</p>
<p><strong>TG:</strong> Itâs a dog balance dog world out thereâ¦</p>
<p><strong>Joe:</strong> now I know how your wife feelsâ¦</p>
<p><strong>KG:</strong> Fido sports the new Weiner Sanchez</p>
<p><strong>KTFO:</strong> What the fuck is that? That lying bitch told me she was tested!!</p>
<p><strong>Zach:</strong> Great, first my sonâs born with a dick on his back now the dog is growing sausage out of his face. (for referenceing <a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1273232.ece" target="_blank">this news story</a>)</p>
<p><strong>Jon:</strong> I hate caddying for Kobiyashiâ¦</p>
<p><strong>Ms. Pants:</strong> I have a dick on my face, donât I?</p>
<p><strong>Donnie:</strong> HEY! Wait a damn minute! These are not my glasses! OK OK, whoâs the fuckin wise guy?</p>
<p><strong>Tanya:</strong> Iâm actually staring at the BIGGER weiner.</p>
<p><strong>Glock n Ballz:</strong> âTwo dogs enter, one dogs leaves, two dogs enter, one dog leavesâ¦â</p>
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October fth, 2008 at 11:55 am
now how the hell am i gonna get this backwards 'E' off my back??
July fnd, 2008 at 09:07 pm
Being a Nascar fan means being:
Part Man, Part Beast, but 100% Gillette Mach 3 Turbo (Official Sponsor of Nascar)
July fst, 2008 at 09:32 pm
Three is the amount of miles out in space you can be and still see this dude's body fur.
July fst, 2008 at 09:02 pm
Nascar: Its like taking a Grizzly Bear and rubbing it all over you!!
July fst, 2008 at 07:15 pm
"Honey, did you see the image of what my boobs did to your back after we shaved around them last night?"
July fst, 2008 at 03:43 pm
It only cost Betty Sue 2 packs of paul malls and a single mud tire to barter herself a Dale Earnhardt collectible husband off the craigslist.
July fst, 2008 at 01:24 pm
The 1st EVER "Fro-Back Jersey". Coming to a store near you....However I sure hope not.
July fst, 2008 at 05:25 am
I was supposed to be with #1 but he backed out and #2 was an even bigger loser than this guy.
July fst, 2008 at 03:50 am
What happened to my sweater?
July fst, 2008 at 12:41 am
Hun! Is there something in my tooth?
June fth, 2008 at 10:02 pm
once,twice three times an asshole, yup you did it... now you are a whole ass.
June fth, 2008 at 08:13 pm
Nascar fans will even wear an embossed bear skin rug showing their loyalty to their favorite driver.....
June fth, 2008 at 08:12 pm
Billy Bob decided to enjoy the race after completing his prone semi-nude photo shoot for McDonald's bringing back the McRib sandwich.....
June fth, 2008 at 06:47 pm
oh yea there out there and why are they always at nascar!
June fth, 2008 at 03:57 pm
Well Dale Earnheart died it left a scar on all of us...
June fth, 2008 at 03:43 pm
We're # 1 - wait thats taken.. how about 2.... ok I'll be #3
June fth, 2008 at 01:23 pm
"3" number of years since he's been able to see his tuna can.
June fth, 2008 at 11:35 am
The sad thing is that the guy probably wishes he had greater hair density so that his love for a dead racer with a weak neck would show up better.
June fth, 2008 at 02:09 am
This hairy beast has finally got a goood reason to go out now.
June fth, 2008 at 11:48 pm
To prevent further arguement, Hoss often shaved how many limbs are in his family tree on his back.
June fth, 2008 at 11:31 pm
The number razors used to finish this masterpiece...
June fth, 2008 at 08:46 pm
you think this is cool? you should see the jeff foxworthy tattoo on my ass
June fth, 2008 at 08:34 pm
You know your a redneck if...
June fth, 2008 at 08:24 pm
Schoolhouse Rock always taught me that '3' is the magic number......
June fth, 2008 at 06:25 pm
When your monthly shower falls on the same day as the big race, its only a question of priorities.
June fth, 2008 at 06:13 pm
Shit, Honey, is that an 8?
June fth, 2008 at 05:42 pm
The shame of being a Rusty Wallace fan with this nasty hair growth pattern forced Melvin to sit in the last row of the upper deck at every NASCAR Race.
June fth, 2008 at 05:06 pm
Believe it or not but I was born this way, its male pattern white trash
June fth, 2008 at 04:45 pm
I have my back hair, my babe, my beer, my belly and my racing what more do I need".
June fth, 2008 at 03:24 pm
wow they really pump the AC up in the VIP boxes, good thind I brought my sweater!!
June fth, 2008 at 02:35 pm
Gone... but not FURgotten
June fth, 2008 at 02:10 pm
"I really hope Jr. notices me baby, or I spent all that money on CHIA-Back for nothing."
June fth, 2008 at 02:00 pm
When Cletus gets drunk and lost the neighbors now know to kindly return him to trailer #3.
June fth, 2008 at 01:58 pm
So long as there is body wax and bic razors, the legacy Dale Sr. lives on.
June fth, 2008 at 01:03 pm
Honey, What's everybody lookin' at?
June fth, 2008 at 12:47 pm
Why is the other bloke wearing a bra?
June fth, 2008 at 05:17 am
hehe. naaw, it just grows in that way...
June fth, 2008 at 05:14 am
I bet he has Chris Benoit's face shaved into his chest.....too soon?
June fth, 2008 at 03:04 am
What do you get when you cross a Yeti, Jaba The Hut, and Count von Count?
June fth, 2008 at 02:59 am
Third spotting of the mythical yeti photo op.
June fth, 2008 at 02:54 am
"I have enough back hair for THREE hair transplants!"
June fth, 2008 at 02:07 am
They shave a number on our backs at the zoo, so they can tell us gorillas apart !!!
June fth, 2008 at 01:47 am
Goldilocks and the third bear: the later years.
June fth, 2008 at 03:09 pm
Daytona 2001: I dont think Harry is gonna like the outcome of the race.
June fth, 2008 at 03:03 pm
Man taking the pic: Umm..Sir....I know your from the south, but Mr. Earnhardts number has been retired for almost 7 years now..
Hairy man: What you be talkin about you damn yankee? *takes a drink of beer* He just hasnt made any races in the past 7 years...
Pic man: Whatever you want to believe, guess that really is your IQ on your back...
June fth, 2008 at 01:34 pm
He is so desperate to get laid that he is even trying to put lucky charms on his back.
June fth, 2008 at 01:19 pm
I like to write on back the number of times that I have been laid.
June fth, 2008 at 07:40 am
Two is company but 3 is a drag.....
June fth, 2008 at 05:16 am
She's so popular she has her dates numbered.
orrrrrrrrrrrr
Last night as she was doing him she got bored and put her initial on his back, it's not a 3, it's an E for Ettaliddlebiddago.
June fth, 2008 at 04:11 am
redneck trampstamp
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