Write a caption for this really hairy Dale Earnhardt fan and you could win a copy of EA's NASCAR 09. As usual, leave your captions in the comments section. Winners will be notified via Holy Taco.
See last week's winners after the jump.
I would just like to say, that the hot dog on dog photo brought the best captions yet. Good work, people. Give yourself a round of applause.
Winner: Fink: Ha, nobody will recognize me now that I've got my hot dog mustache.
Runner Ups: Frazz: I wish I could lick my wiener
AM: Seriously though, where’s my hot dog? I just had it a second ago.
TG: It’s a dog balance dog world out there…
Joe: now I know how your wife feels…
KG: Fido sports the new Weiner Sanchez
KTFO: What the fuck is that? That lying bitch told me she was tested!!
Zach: Great, first my son’s born with a dick on his back now the dog is growing sausage out of his face. (for referenceing this news story)
Jon: I hate caddying for Kobiyashi…
Ms. Pants: I have a dick on my face, don’t I?
Donnie: HEY! Wait a damn minute! These are not my glasses! OK OK, who’s the fuckin wise guy?
Tanya: I’m actually staring at the BIGGER weiner.
Glock n Ballz: “Two dogs enter, one dogs leaves, two dogs enter, one dog leaves…”
Hey Look ma, Them thur folks got a picture of that time you all shaved mah back for your third grade gradimacation celerbration and posted it on the world wide web.
"Let me remind everyone that the volunteer fire department's bachelor auction will be taking place shortly after the race, be sure to look for large numbers pasted on our bachelor's backs for a preview!"
The security guard asked Ted's wife to put her t-shirt back on despite her argument that doing so would ruin the couple's show of support for Bobby Labonte, driver #43.
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June 25th, 2008 at 02:37 pm
His ass says #88
June 25th, 2008 at 02:37 pm
Honey, the 3's great but next week how about a portrait of Robert E. Lee to show those yankees I mean business?!?
June 25th, 2008 at 02:49 pm
Bear cavalry - it exists.
June 25th, 2008 at 03:48 pm
Intimidate this.
June 25th, 2008 at 04:09 pm
fat fukin rednecks...
June 25th, 2008 at 04:13 pm
Following Wesley Snipes motto, "Always bet on a hairy back"
June 25th, 2008 at 04:17 pm
Anyone that can display on themselves how many people you have slept with gets in for free.
June 25th, 2008 at 04:43 pm
I donated the hair to locks of love for cancer...
June 25th, 2008 at 04:46 pm
And this is Daryl and I on our honeymoon, I got him this Hollister sweater as a way of saying thanks for making me his "old lady"
June 25th, 2008 at 05:00 pm
Honey when are you going to sew the number on my sweater?
June 25th, 2008 at 06:20 pm
i dont know what to empathize more for, that guys shower drain, or the person whos going to sit in that chair next
June 25th, 2008 at 06:27 pm
Rest im frieden, Hair, er Herr Earnhardt!
(translation: Rest in peace, Mr. Earnhardt)
June 25th, 2008 at 06:32 pm
much like joe dirt, the hair on his back naturally grew in a redneck pattern.
June 25th, 2008 at 06:53 pm
Nascar T-Shirts?! Thats soooo 5 years ago!
June 25th, 2008 at 07:01 pm
Jasper was so proud to be a Waltrip that he had his family tree shaved into his back.
June 25th, 2008 at 07:10 pm
That is the last time Jethro let’s his dyslexic wife help him try to win free Big Mac’s for a year.
June 25th, 2008 at 07:15 pm
Hey Look ma, Them thur folks got a picture of that time you all shaved mah back for your third grade gradimacation celerbration and posted it on the world wide web.
June 25th, 2008 at 08:32 pm
Not pictured: Good taste, dignity, or deoderant.
June 25th, 2008 at 08:36 pm
God Damn Yeti
June 25th, 2008 at 09:21 pm
Don't worry... She's representing with 3 boobs. Oh, wait, that's just her FUPA...
June 25th, 2008 at 11:25 pm
im in the 300 pound club. and to the left of me is man-bear-pig.
June 26th, 2008 at 03:59 am
We're cheering for 13, not 3. You should have just shaved your back like I told you too.
June 26th, 2008 at 08:32 am
"What the fuck happened last night?"
June 26th, 2008 at 11:19 am
When i told the hairdresser i wanted a Number 3 on my back that wasn't quite what i had in mind...
June 26th, 2008 at 12:10 pm
Bertha hand me that dang shurt I can't believe that son of a bitch showed me up with Skoal Can on his Chest
June 26th, 2008 at 12:11 pm
Bertha hand me that dang shurt I can't believe that son of a bitch showed me up with a Skoal Can on his chest
June 26th, 2008 at 12:35 pm
I tell you WHAT, Honey. Dale Jr. better when that race or I'm gonna whoop his ass.
June 26th, 2008 at 01:37 pm
Thanks honey, now everyone sitting behind us will know that I have 3 testicles!
June 26th, 2008 at 03:16 pm
3's a crowd. A hairy, disgusting crowd.
June 26th, 2008 at 08:38 pm
Damn, thats gonna itch growing back...
June 26th, 2008 at 09:30 pm
O.K. I know what the 3 is for, but for the life of me I can't figure out the 0 on his head.
June 26th, 2008 at 11:10 pm
"Let me remind everyone that the volunteer fire department's bachelor auction will be taking place shortly after the race, be sure to look for large numbers pasted on our bachelor's backs for a preview!"
June 27th, 2008 at 12:19 am
Vroom vroom.
June 27th, 2008 at 12:47 am
"see i told you,,, we shoulda shaved dale jr's number into your backhair baby, now i just look stupid"
June 27th, 2008 at 01:26 am
50% Car 50% man 100% NASCAR!!!
June 27th, 2008 at 01:34 am
shaving kit...20$ tickets for race...100$ Showing the people behind you your pride and way too much more....Priceless.
June 27th, 2008 at 01:53 am
How do I know him from my first two husbands? Easy!
June 27th, 2008 at 02:12 am
When Jim's 3x shirt arrived, it was alot smaller then expected so out of fury he ripped his back hairs out and coincidently it came out number 3.
June 27th, 2008 at 02:12 am
Looks like King Kong was even a Dale Earnhardt fan. I dont blame him if i had that much hair i would shave it off also.
June 27th, 2008 at 02:21 am
I'm a hairy fat guy with the #3 shaved into my back...
June 27th, 2008 at 02:59 am
With gas prices for the 'ole casa de tralier park so high, ammenities like body paint had to be cut back. See, even rednecks can be ingenuitive.
June 27th, 2008 at 03:29 am
Dale was a huge fan of gorillas.
June 27th, 2008 at 03:58 am
I'll let you in on a secret. They were numbered 1, 3, and 4. Animal control looked hours for #2.
June 27th, 2008 at 04:10 am
Good thing I was drunk and laying on my side when this scrotum was waxed onto my back, otherwise I would have looked like a total idiot!
June 27th, 2008 at 05:32 am
you think this is cool? you should see my pubes
June 27th, 2008 at 05:52 am
White Tee's and Hairy 3's!
June 27th, 2008 at 07:32 am
The security guard asked Ted's wife to put her t-shirt back on despite her argument that doing so would ruin the couple's show of support for Bobby Labonte, driver #43.
June 27th, 2008 at 09:53 am
"Hey Lou Anne, how does that back hair sandwich taste??"
June 27th, 2008 at 01:24 pm
Buy-1-get-3 day at the races promotion is misinterpreted by the gate attendants.
June 27th, 2008 at 01:40 pm
Jeb enjoyed the seats his hairy back ad space scored for him on eBay.
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