Write a caption for this really hairy Dale Earnhardt fan and you could win a copy of EA's NASCAR 09. As usual, leave your captions in the comments section. Winners will be notified via Holy Taco.
See last week's winners after the jump.
I would just like to say, that the hot dog on dog photo brought the best captions yet. Good work, people. Give yourself a round of applause.
Winner: Fink: Ha, nobody will recognize me now that I've got my hot dog mustache.
Runner Ups: Frazz: I wish I could lick my wiener
AM: Seriously though, where’s my hot dog? I just had it a second ago.
TG: It’s a dog balance dog world out there…
Joe: now I know how your wife feels…
KG: Fido sports the new Weiner Sanchez
KTFO: What the fuck is that? That lying bitch told me she was tested!!
Zach: Great, first my son’s born with a dick on his back now the dog is growing sausage out of his face. (for referenceing this news story)
Jon: I hate caddying for Kobiyashi…
Ms. Pants: I have a dick on my face, don’t I?
Donnie: HEY! Wait a damn minute! These are not my glasses! OK OK, who’s the fuckin wise guy?
Tanya: I’m actually staring at the BIGGER weiner.
Glock n Ballz: “Two dogs enter, one dogs leaves, two dogs enter, one dog leaves…”
"It was supposed to be an eight, but we ran outta shavin' cream..."
or
"It was supposed to be an eight but the razor jammed up 'bout half way through..."
Man taking the pic: Umm..Sir....I know your from the south, but Mr. Earnhardts number has been retired for almost 7 years now..
Hairy man: What you be talkin about you damn yankee? *takes a drink of beer* He just hasnt made any races in the past 7 years...
Pic man: Whatever you want to believe, guess that really is your IQ on your back...
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June 27th, 2008 at 02:20 pm
I was sure I'd be in the next M&Ms commercial....
June 27th, 2008 at 04:12 pm
"It was supposed to be an eight, but we ran outta shavin' cream..."
or
"It was supposed to be an eight but the razor jammed up 'bout half way through..."
June 27th, 2008 at 04:14 pm
"Honey, this aint gonna work unless you take of your shirt too so they can see the other number!"
June 27th, 2008 at 04:49 pm
New from the makers of Chia Pet...... Grow your favourite NASCAR Driver's number.
or how about:
You should see my wife's back, she's a Dale Jr. Fan and it was a lot harder shaving the 88 than my 3.
ewww
June 27th, 2008 at 06:12 pm
I'm actually a Jr. fan but my blade dulled out half way through my 8.
June 27th, 2008 at 06:31 pm
Yeah, Dale is cool, but my car runs on pure testosterone.
June 27th, 2008 at 07:12 pm
I didn't know Chewbacca was a Nascar fan.
June 27th, 2008 at 07:26 pm
The only way my sister would marry me was if I shaved a 3 in my back...shes loves Dale Sr.
June 27th, 2008 at 08:39 pm
You missed a spot with the spray on hair there buddy.
June 27th, 2008 at 08:50 pm
and u thought shaving ur area was a tough job, at least you can prop ur leg for easier access!
June 27th, 2008 at 09:19 pm
I left my other two sweaters at the coin laundromat.
June 27th, 2008 at 09:24 pm
She ate number one and number two...
June 27th, 2008 at 09:25 pm
Does this "3" make me look fat?
June 27th, 2008 at 09:59 pm
He is just displaying the number of times bigger is girlfriend is than him!!
June 27th, 2008 at 10:03 pm
Number of seats they had to purchase for the race!!
June 27th, 2008 at 10:40 pm
You think his three is impressive? Wait till you see his wife's.
June 27th, 2008 at 11:00 pm
Yes your once...twice...three times a hairy fat fucker
June 27th, 2008 at 11:01 pm
This is the number of beers it took for this guy to do that.
June 27th, 2008 at 11:02 pm
Oh no not the hairy sideways camel toe ..... its the best good luck charm of all.
June 27th, 2008 at 11:03 pm
I hope peta doesnt catch sight of the pelt this guys wearing
June 27th, 2008 at 11:31 pm
Bill lost the bet...
June 28th, 2008 at 12:06 am
Even chia pets love NASCAR
June 28th, 2008 at 02:01 am
3 is the last grade he completed in school !!!!
June 28th, 2008 at 02:12 am
The front is an ad for Rogaine.
June 28th, 2008 at 02:15 am
I didn't know that Bigfoot was a Nascar fan.
June 28th, 2008 at 03:35 am
He wanted a pair of tits, but the waxing was too painful to add the nipples, sadly now he's left with an ass when he lies on his side.
June 28th, 2008 at 04:10 am
her back had a number 8 on it
June 28th, 2008 at 04:11 am
redneck trampstamp
June 28th, 2008 at 05:16 am
She's so popular she has her dates numbered.
orrrrrrrrrrrr
Last night as she was doing him she got bored and put her initial on his back, it's not a 3, it's an E for Ettaliddlebiddago.
June 28th, 2008 at 07:40 am
Two is company but 3 is a drag.....
June 28th, 2008 at 01:19 pm
I like to write on back the number of times that I have been laid.
June 28th, 2008 at 01:34 pm
He is so desperate to get laid that he is even trying to put lucky charms on his back.
June 28th, 2008 at 03:03 pm
Man taking the pic: Umm..Sir....I know your from the south, but Mr. Earnhardts number has been retired for almost 7 years now..
Hairy man: What you be talkin about you damn yankee? *takes a drink of beer* He just hasnt made any races in the past 7 years...
Pic man: Whatever you want to believe, guess that really is your IQ on your back...
June 28th, 2008 at 03:09 pm
Daytona 2001: I dont think Harry is gonna like the outcome of the race.
June 29th, 2008 at 01:47 am
Goldilocks and the third bear: the later years.
June 29th, 2008 at 02:07 am
They shave a number on our backs at the zoo, so they can tell us gorillas apart !!!
June 29th, 2008 at 02:54 am
"I have enough back hair for THREE hair transplants!"
June 29th, 2008 at 02:59 am
Third spotting of the mythical yeti photo op.
June 29th, 2008 at 03:04 am
What do you get when you cross a Yeti, Jaba The Hut, and Count von Count?
June 29th, 2008 at 05:14 am
I bet he has Chris Benoit's face shaved into his chest.....too soon?
June 29th, 2008 at 05:17 am
hehe. naaw, it just grows in that way...
June 29th, 2008 at 12:47 pm
Why is the other bloke wearing a bra?
June 29th, 2008 at 01:03 pm
Honey, What's everybody lookin' at?
June 29th, 2008 at 01:58 pm
So long as there is body wax and bic razors, the legacy Dale Sr. lives on.
June 29th, 2008 at 02:00 pm
When Cletus gets drunk and lost the neighbors now know to kindly return him to trailer #3.
June 29th, 2008 at 02:10 pm
"I really hope Jr. notices me baby, or I spent all that money on CHIA-Back for nothing."
June 29th, 2008 at 02:35 pm
Gone... but not FURgotten
June 29th, 2008 at 03:24 pm
wow they really pump the AC up in the VIP boxes, good thind I brought my sweater!!
June 29th, 2008 at 04:45 pm
I have my back hair, my babe, my beer, my belly and my racing what more do I need".
June 29th, 2008 at 05:06 pm
Believe it or not but I was born this way, its male pattern white trash
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