Write a caption for this really hairy Dale Earnhardt fan and you could win a copy of EA's NASCAR 09. As usual, leave your captions in the comments section. Winners will be notified via Holy Taco.
See last week's winners after the jump.
I would just like to say, that the hot dog on dog photo brought the best captions yet. Good work, people. Give yourself a round of applause.
Winner: Fink: Ha, nobody will recognize me now that I've got my hot dog mustache.
Runner Ups: Frazz: I wish I could lick my wiener
AM: Seriously though, where’s my hot dog? I just had it a second ago.
TG: It’s a dog balance dog world out there…
Joe: now I know how your wife feels…
KG: Fido sports the new Weiner Sanchez
KTFO: What the fuck is that? That lying bitch told me she was tested!!
Zach: Great, first my son’s born with a dick on his back now the dog is growing sausage out of his face. (for referenceing this news story)
Jon: I hate caddying for Kobiyashi…
Ms. Pants: I have a dick on my face, don’t I?
Donnie: HEY! Wait a damn minute! These are not my glasses! OK OK, who’s the fuckin wise guy?
Tanya: I’m actually staring at the BIGGER weiner.
Glock n Ballz: “Two dogs enter, one dogs leaves, two dogs enter, one dog leaves…”
The shame of being a Rusty Wallace fan with this nasty hair growth pattern forced Melvin to sit in the last row of the upper deck at every NASCAR Race.
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June 29th, 2008 at 05:42 pm
The shame of being a Rusty Wallace fan with this nasty hair growth pattern forced Melvin to sit in the last row of the upper deck at every NASCAR Race.
June 29th, 2008 at 06:13 pm
Shit, Honey, is that an 8?
June 29th, 2008 at 06:25 pm
When your monthly shower falls on the same day as the big race, its only a question of priorities.
June 29th, 2008 at 08:24 pm
Schoolhouse Rock always taught me that '3' is the magic number......
June 29th, 2008 at 08:34 pm
You know your a redneck if...
June 29th, 2008 at 08:46 pm
you think this is cool? you should see the jeff foxworthy tattoo on my ass
June 29th, 2008 at 11:31 pm
The number razors used to finish this masterpiece...
June 29th, 2008 at 11:48 pm
To prevent further arguement, Hoss often shaved how many limbs are in his family tree on his back.
June 30th, 2008 at 02:09 am
This hairy beast has finally got a goood reason to go out now.
June 30th, 2008 at 11:35 am
The sad thing is that the guy probably wishes he had greater hair density so that his love for a dead racer with a weak neck would show up better.
June 30th, 2008 at 01:23 pm
"3" number of years since he's been able to see his tuna can.
June 30th, 2008 at 03:43 pm
We're # 1 - wait thats taken.. how about 2.... ok I'll be #3
June 30th, 2008 at 03:57 pm
Well Dale Earnheart died it left a scar on all of us...
June 30th, 2008 at 06:47 pm
oh yea there out there and why are they always at nascar!
June 30th, 2008 at 08:12 pm
Billy Bob decided to enjoy the race after completing his prone semi-nude photo shoot for McDonald's bringing back the McRib sandwich.....
June 30th, 2008 at 08:13 pm
Nascar fans will even wear an embossed bear skin rug showing their loyalty to their favorite driver.....
June 30th, 2008 at 10:02 pm
once,twice three times an asshole, yup you did it... now you are a whole ass.
July 1st, 2008 at 12:41 am
Hun! Is there something in my tooth?
July 1st, 2008 at 03:50 am
What happened to my sweater?
July 1st, 2008 at 05:25 am
I was supposed to be with #1 but he backed out and #2 was an even bigger loser than this guy.
July 1st, 2008 at 01:24 pm
The 1st EVER "Fro-Back Jersey". Coming to a store near you....However I sure hope not.
July 1st, 2008 at 03:43 pm
It only cost Betty Sue 2 packs of paul malls and a single mud tire to barter herself a Dale Earnhardt collectible husband off the craigslist.
July 1st, 2008 at 07:15 pm
"Honey, did you see the image of what my boobs did to your back after we shaved around them last night?"
July 1st, 2008 at 09:02 pm
Nascar: Its like taking a Grizzly Bear and rubbing it all over you!!
July 1st, 2008 at 09:32 pm
Three is the amount of miles out in space you can be and still see this dude's body fur.
July 2nd, 2008 at 09:07 pm
Being a Nascar fan means being:
Part Man, Part Beast, but 100% Gillette Mach 3 Turbo (Official Sponsor of Nascar)
October 14th, 2008 at 11:55 am
now how the hell am i gonna get this backwards 'E' off my back??
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