Being a presidential candidate is like being a professor at San Diego State University; You're surrounded by complete idiots who can only seem to muster up questions that somehow relate to pop culture. Thus, we get Obama telling us what's on his iPod. Usmagazine.com reports:
Barack Obama has revealed he has some "pretty eclectic tastes" when it comes to music.
“Everything from Howlin’ Wolf to Yo-Yo Ma to Sheryl Crow,” he tells the new issue of Rolling Stone. “And I have probably 30 Dylan songs on my iPod.”
His musical hero?
"It would have to be Stevie Wonder,” said the Democratic presidential nominee (and Us Weekly cover star), who grew up rocking out to the Rolling Stones and Earth, Wind & Fire.
Let's see, is there any musician from a race or voting block that he forgot? I was half-way waiting for him to say "I also enjoy the music of an Eskimo villager named Nikyluk, who lives in the great state of Alaska."
Really, who gives a flying f*&k what he has on his iPod? That'd be like me going to a restaurant and saying to the waiter "Before I choose what I want, could you tell me which scene in Goodfellas was the Chef's favorite?"
I wonder if Rolling Stone asked McCain what was on his iPod and he responded with "Eye pod? Is that some kind of Vietnamese torture joke? Because I will CUT YOU." I think McCain has something similar to an iPod, but maybe more old school. Something like this:
What's on Obama's Ipod? The Communist Manifesto read by the dreamy Hugo Chavez! (Obama loves his huge pendulous tits). Oh and N'Sync. Homosexuals love them.
Sorry I was having a hard time telling which way you leaned politically. This article pretty much summed it up. Good Luck feeding yourself if Obamanation gets to the White House. Familiar with the Fairness Act? better brush up.
jclark Says:
June 26th, 2008 at 7:57 am
Familiar with the Fairness Act? better brush up.
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Fairness Act only applies to the airwaves moron. However, if it were to apply to
websites such as this who would police it? Also, let's say the site was hosted overseas genius? Under who's authority would that fall under?
jclark, like a typical liberal you want to shut down speech you don't agree with.
Free speech to you is only for people who think like you. Isn't that Orwellian?
Has anyone ever entertained the idea that mabey it might not be bad to have a muslim in office. Perhaps we would be more tolerated by "those people" who want us dead allowing us to spend more money on educating the ignorant and less on this war on terror.
Since we are so hell bent on tying religion to ability of a president, lets look back at JFK. As a catholic many people expressed concern about his having a direct line to the Vatican, yet he seemed to do a pretty good job (with the exception of the Cuban missle crises and that's another topic all together).
I like how no matter what I write, people say i'm a liberal shithead or a conservative asshole. It's good to know that either way I'm a shithead or an asshole.
I like how no matter what I write, people say i’m a liberal shithead or a conservative asshole. It’s good to know that either way I’m a shithead or an asshole.
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No. Let me clarify things for you. You are just a plain old idiot.
Oh, and he's not muslim. I hope he becomes the president just to piss you ignorant pieces of shit off.
Yeah.. You guys have been believing too much of that shit in the e-mails, and sites, that only dumbasses with shit for brains would believe. Christ, I hope "terrorists" develop a retard-killing bomb, 93% of America would be wiped out.
Either there's some brilliant parody being written in the comments or rightwingers are even stupider than I realized. Better stock that bunker folks, because it's going to be a very long eight years. It must drive you nuts that the next Reagan is black.
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
June 24th, 2008 at 09:35 pm
Hahaha! Great post.
"I will CUT YOU." Love it.
Oh yeah...McCain FTW!
June 24th, 2008 at 10:25 pm
All politics aside, that is one seriously funny looking man. I mean he has Shrek ears even.
June 24th, 2008 at 11:25 pm
i bought the same victrola that mccain did but it was obsolete by 3 weeks later by one that was smaller and played moving pictures
June 25th, 2008 at 12:18 am
Obama Devours cock. Why not vote Ron Paul?
June 25th, 2008 at 02:27 am
ill tell you why not ron paul.. because if you vote for ron paul you might as well vote for kodos from the simpsons...go ahead throw your vote away
June 25th, 2008 at 02:49 am
OBAMA IS A FREAKING MUSLIM!!!
June 25th, 2008 at 03:24 am
Surely not, "American." Everyone knows that Those People don't listen to Sheryl Crow.
Psh.
June 25th, 2008 at 03:34 am
American is a communist!!!
June 25th, 2008 at 09:28 am
What's on Obama's Ipod? The Communist Manifesto read by the dreamy Hugo Chavez! (Obama loves his huge pendulous tits). Oh and N'Sync. Homosexuals love them.
June 25th, 2008 at 01:35 pm
Obama's a loser whitey hater. He and his buddies Louis FarraKKKhan and Jeremiah Wright can't wait to paint the WHite House black.
He is also a muslim that hates christians.
June 25th, 2008 at 01:57 pm
Sorry I was having a hard time telling which way you leaned politically. This article pretty much summed it up. Good Luck feeding yourself if Obamanation gets to the White House. Familiar with the Fairness Act? better brush up.
June 25th, 2008 at 03:32 pm
Wow, Obama is finally wearing an American Flag pin... he totally caved in to the pressure.
How weak!
June 25th, 2008 at 03:36 pm
jclark Says:
June 26th, 2008 at 7:57 am
Familiar with the Fairness Act? better brush up.
__________________________________________
Fairness Act only applies to the airwaves moron. However, if it were to apply to
websites such as this who would police it? Also, let's say the site was hosted overseas genius? Under who's authority would that fall under?
jclark, like a typical liberal you want to shut down speech you don't agree with.
Free speech to you is only for people who think like you. Isn't that Orwellian?
June 25th, 2008 at 04:17 pm
Has anyone ever entertained the idea that mabey it might not be bad to have a muslim in office. Perhaps we would be more tolerated by "those people" who want us dead allowing us to spend more money on educating the ignorant and less on this war on terror.
Since we are so hell bent on tying religion to ability of a president, lets look back at JFK. As a catholic many people expressed concern about his having a direct line to the Vatican, yet he seemed to do a pretty good job (with the exception of the Cuban missle crises and that's another topic all together).
June 25th, 2008 at 04:20 pm
I like how no matter what I write, people say i'm a liberal shithead or a conservative asshole. It's good to know that either way I'm a shithead or an asshole.
June 25th, 2008 at 04:56 pm
The question I want answered is.... Who is that babe behind McCain?
June 25th, 2008 at 06:49 pm
justin Says:
June 26th, 2008 at 10:20 am
I like how no matter what I write, people say i’m a liberal shithead or a conservative asshole. It’s good to know that either way I’m a shithead or an asshole.
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No. Let me clarify things for you. You are just a plain old idiot.
June 25th, 2008 at 06:54 pm
Thanks for the visit. Please tell your friends.
June 25th, 2008 at 10:47 pm
i like how lieberman looks so annoyed
June 26th, 2008 at 01:12 am
Fuck.. Shut the fuck up you Obama-Haters and return to cleaning the cumstains off your boyfriends boxers, you ignorant assholes.
June 26th, 2008 at 02:16 pm
Oh, and he's not muslim. I hope he becomes the president just to piss you ignorant pieces of shit off.
Yeah.. You guys have been believing too much of that shit in the e-mails, and sites, that only dumbasses with shit for brains would believe. Christ, I hope "terrorists" develop a retard-killing bomb, 93% of America would be wiped out.
June 26th, 2008 at 02:16 pm
Either there's some brilliant parody being written in the comments or rightwingers are even stupider than I realized. Better stock that bunker folks, because it's going to be a very long eight years. It must drive you nuts that the next Reagan is black.
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