June 25th, 2008 | 12:19
Age: 22
Where you've seen her: Ashley Tisdale is apparently in a very popular series of movies about high school musicals. Since I'm not a 15 year old who's struggling with his sexuality (I'm way over 15), I've never seen or heard about these movies.
Pointless quote: "A lot of my friends prefer to be followed all the time by the paparazzi; I’m so glad I don’t have that all the time. I want to be known for what I’m working on, not where I’m hanging out."
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<p><strong>Age:</strong> 22</p>
<p><strong>Where you've seen her:</strong> <a href="http://www.chickipedia.com/ashley-tisdale/" target="_blank"><strong>Ashley Tisdale</strong></a> is apparently in a very popular series of movies about high school musicals. Since I'm not a 15 year old who's struggling with his sexuality (I'm way over 15), I've never seen or heard about these movies.</p>
<p><strong>Pointless quote:</strong> "A lot of my friends prefer to be followed all the time by the paparazzi; Iâm so glad I donât have that all the time. I want to be known for what Iâm working on, not where Iâm hanging out."</p>
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July fth, 2008 at 04:36 pm
Ashley has a Beautiful & killer body ! She gets me hard as hell, Ashley & my sperm have a date.
July fnd, 2008 at 12:58 pm
And I suppose 'holier-than-though' is awesome grammar, too?
It's holier-than-thou, you retarded bastard!
June fth, 2008 at 01:40 pm
All I know is that when she fully develops she will UBER-HOT. And if you don't think she is right now, you're not watching enough DC.
June fth, 2008 at 01:27 pm
I'd poo on that.
June fth, 2008 at 09:53 am
not sexi at all!
June fth, 2008 at 06:21 am
regardless of grammar...she is def not hot! holy taco you've been posting some gnarly chicks lately...what about us on the balkans man???? we've got the goods!
June fth, 2008 at 02:55 am
@ tombot: If you're trying to sound intellectual and holier-than-though at least learn the ways of the English grammar. Particularly the difference between your and you're. I picked that one up in second grade.
June fth, 2008 at 12:55 am
Wayman said: I think that’s my daughter from my illegitimate daughter from my “nothing but net” days in Sac-town
Ummm, just so I got this right, you had a illegitimate daughter and you got her pregnant, making Ashley Tisdale you're illegitimate, illegitimate daughter OR your illegitimate grand-daughter
June fth, 2008 at 11:09 pm
I like her fake nose, fake hair extensions and computer aided vocals and lip synching. The Tizz is the real deal. Great role model.
June fth, 2008 at 07:27 pm
I'd pee on that
June fth, 2008 at 06:20 pm
I think that's my daughter from my illegitimate daughter from my "nothing but net" days in Sac-town. Glad to see she is doing well and lookin' fine.
June fth, 2008 at 03:26 pm
what the fuck, chuck?
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