June 25th, 2008 | 12:19

Age: 22

Where you've seen her: Ashley Tisdale is apparently in a very popular series of movies about high school musicals. Since I'm not a 15 year old who's struggling with his sexuality (I'm way over 15), I've never seen or heard about these movies.

Pointless quote: "A lot of my friends prefer to be followed all the time by the paparazzi; I’m so glad I don’t have that all the time. I want to be known for what I’m working on, not where I’m hanging out."

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12 Responses to "Ashley Tisdale"

  1. Sprmcandy Says:

    Ashley has a Beautiful & killer body ! She gets me hard as hell, Ashley & my sperm have a date.

  2. Smokey Says:

    And I suppose 'holier-than-though' is awesome grammar, too?

    It's holier-than-thou, you retarded bastard!

  3. H-TOwn Says:

    All I know is that when she fully develops she will UBER-HOT. And if you don't think she is right now, you're not watching enough DC.

  4. DirtyBird Says:

    I'd poo on that.

  5. Says:

    not sexi at all!

  6. ela Says:

    regardless of grammar...she is def not hot! holy taco you've been posting some gnarly chicks lately...what about us on the balkans man???? we've got the goods!

  7. Lucian Says:

    @ tombot: If you're trying to sound intellectual and holier-than-though at least learn the ways of the English grammar. Particularly the difference between your and you're. I picked that one up in second grade.

  8. tombot Says:

    Wayman said: I think that’s my daughter from my illegitimate daughter from my “nothing but net” days in Sac-town

    Ummm, just so I got this right, you had a illegitimate daughter and you got her pregnant, making Ashley Tisdale you're illegitimate, illegitimate daughter OR your illegitimate grand-daughter

  9. brian birchall, rancher Says:

    I like her fake nose, fake hair extensions and computer aided vocals and lip synching. The Tizz is the real deal. Great role model.

  10. BigPapa Says:

    I'd pee on that

  11. Wayman Tisdale Says:

    I think that's my daughter from my illegitimate daughter from my "nothing but net" days in Sac-town. Glad to see she is doing well and lookin' fine.

  12. SillyPutty Says:

    what the fuck, chuck?

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