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Jennifer Lopez Has Massive Baby Mams

June 25th, 2008 | 06:04 pm

Time for a little anatomy lesson. And since I'm no Mr. Wizard, I'm going to keep this simple:

Babies need milk. Jennifer Lopez has two babies. Jennifer Lopez has to store the milk for her two babies somewhere. Jennifer Lopez has two boobs. Jennifer Lopez stores the baby milk in her boobs. Babies are lucky. Class dismissed.

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5 Responses to "Jennifer Lopez Has Massive Baby Mams"

  1. Keios Says:
    June 25th, 2008 at 09:30 pm

    is it just me or does that guy sitting next to her in pictures 1 and 3 look like he just smoked the biggest bowl ever

  2. Jamie Says:
    June 26th, 2008 at 03:46 pm

    haha lol its so damn true

  3. BlossomEndRot Says:
    June 27th, 2008 at 09:41 pm

    Those are not baby mams 'cuz JBLO chose not to breast feed. PS, she's too busy shopping for fur coats and African conflict diamonds to bother with the nutz and boltz of baby stuff...

  4. </a></cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a rel="nofollow" href="/2008/06/26/jennifer-lopez-has-massive-baby-mams/#comment-597404" title="">May 13th, 2009 at 09:10 am</a> </small> <p>Good Day. 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