The Douchiest Phone Message In History
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In all my years of studying douchebaggery, never have i encountered anything like this. It’s such pure and unadulterated douche that I wish I could bottle it and use just a drop of it at a time.
The back story on this is that a girl named Olga was out with her friends in the Marina district of San Francisco (known for being a popular hang out for douches), and she talked to this guy named Dmitri for all of two minutes. Then she gave him her card and said “give me a call.” The above is the messages he left. Listen to the whole thing, it just keeps getting better and better. I won’t even tell you my favorite parts because i don’t want to ruin anything. Just listen.
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June 27th, 2008 at 1:43 pm
Amazing. Simply amazing. Why didn’t she call back though?
June 27th, 2008 at 1:48 pm
lol at the douche
June 27th, 2008 at 1:50 pm
First I laughed when he tells her what to do, but when he starts explaining the reasons why she wouldnt call him- I freakin lost it
June 27th, 2008 at 1:51 pm
wow…..so many levels of awesomeness…such a complexly layered performance of douchiness!
June 27th, 2008 at 1:52 pm
next stop……lavalife
i have a feeling that email is more his style
June 27th, 2008 at 1:57 pm
I’m just aSSTHuming that she didn’t call him back after that last one.
June 27th, 2008 at 1:57 pm
That is the most insane display of narcissism I’ve ever heard. Thanks for posting. But he says area code 416, which makes him from Toronto Canada. This makes him even douchier in my book
June 27th, 2008 at 2:03 pm
Wow, that was awesome, I wonder if Mystery teaches this kind of pua behavior.
June 27th, 2008 at 2:08 pm
this phone call is so uncomfortable it makes mikeys call from swingers comfortable.
June 27th, 2008 at 2:32 pm
I didn’t see anything wrong with this guy whatsoever.
June 27th, 2008 at 3:03 pm
“i dunno, maybe you were abused in childhood. maybe you’re mother has cancer.” hahah…i pity this desperate fool.
June 27th, 2008 at 3:29 pm
oh my god, this guy is out of control. what a fucking douch bag.
June 27th, 2008 at 3:39 pm
Sounds like he has a tiny wiener…and since he said he was Greek, I assume he has large amounts of back hair.
June 27th, 2008 at 3:45 pm
I’ve always thought I was the biggest shitbag alive. After listening to that message, I now know that I’m a mere novice. I just don’t think I could ever achieve such a lofty level of douchebaggery and suckitude!
By comparison, this guy makes me look worthy of canonization!
I fold… I’m throwing in the towel, Dmitri… You’ve unequivocally and undeniably taken the title of undisputed heavyweight douchebag champion of the world!
+1 to Dmitri… For giving ALL of us a newly found appreciation for who we are, and what we’re not!
June 27th, 2008 at 4:15 pm
hmmm… where to start
Dmitri you should not question medication as it is obvious you need to up the dose on your own. If you say several times that nothing is wrong with you… uh somethings f@#$ing wrong with you numnuts!!!
anybody who has to boast about nothing being wrong with them, they make alot of money and claim to be good in bed is….. A fat virgin that finally drank a beer and thought I really should move out mom’s basement and quit playing world of warcraft
June 27th, 2008 at 4:19 pm
WHOA, i thought i was a couch potatoe loser….This guy is on a whole new level of epic douchebagness i wanna meet this guy just so i could laugh at his balding dome, cause that’s exactly how he sounds. He actually sounds kinda gay, but power to him if he’s still in the closet.
HAHAHA Maybe you were abused as a child.
that’s how I pick up my woman too! What a player!
June 27th, 2008 at 4:20 pm
Daaaaaamn.
The best thing about this is how calm he is throughout the entire message. He doesn’t get all pissed and starts a rant. He thinks he’s being completely logical and rational the whole time.
June 27th, 2008 at 4:20 pm
yeah, this loser is from toronto ontario. the women are hot in toronto., the men are douchie. plan a trip. you will do well here.
June 27th, 2008 at 4:38 pm
My ears are bleeding!
June 27th, 2008 at 4:39 pm
man i hope this was a joke. i really want to kick this guy’s ass.
June 27th, 2008 at 4:41 pm
I would have called him after 3 and said fuck you!! Douchfucker!!
June 27th, 2008 at 4:41 pm
He would be from the 416 hahaha!
GO HABS GO!
June 27th, 2008 at 4:43 pm
Hahahaha The definition of doucheeee
June 27th, 2008 at 4:46 pm
He is Greek, so his name is spelled Dimitris, not Dmitri (that’s the Russian version). Yeah, he sounds like Greek to me alright. I am Greek too (female). I ended up married to a west European guy, I won’t touch Greeks ever again.
June 27th, 2008 at 4:46 pm
I didn’t think he could’ve been a bigger douche until I heard the second message. And then I heard the reasons as to why he thinks she didn’t call him; I’m amazed.
June 27th, 2008 at 4:46 pm
my new hero.
June 27th, 2008 at 4:47 pm
hahahahahaha what is this? a job interview? gross.
June 27th, 2008 at 4:48 pm
This guy is gay and is in denial. What a moron! This guy should not have kids and should get a lobotomy.
June 27th, 2008 at 4:53 pm
IT’S A FAKE, wake up people
June 27th, 2008 at 4:58 pm
Jealous much? although you won’t admit it. I am a winner. I listen to Anthony Robbins every day & have a huge wanger. 18 women approached me this morning in line at Starbucks - oh wait I work there :-S
June 27th, 2008 at 5:08 pm
OMG this is awesome
June 27th, 2008 at 5:12 pm
This sounds like a guy I know. Makes me want to puke.
June 27th, 2008 at 5:14 pm
This is Dimitri the Lover. He is a guy from Toronto.
http://www.dimitrithelover.com/
June 27th, 2008 at 5:16 pm
Hey can I get his number. he sounds fantastic and I really need a good man right now…Someone post his number for me.
Thanks!
June 27th, 2008 at 5:18 pm
Dude, the guys has NOTHING wrong with him! I totally envy him. I wish I could be as confident as he is.
June 27th, 2008 at 5:18 pm
No, it’s not fake. My coworker knows Olga.
June 27th, 2008 at 5:19 pm
I’m still laughing, but this is sooo sad (shaking head). He does sound like a little Greek mammas boy. There’s some of those around here too. He has psychological problems and I hope he gets help before he hurts someone. DOUCHE
June 27th, 2008 at 5:22 pm
Well, if he was a professed PUA, he had it down okay, but was a little long in the tooth. As much of a douchebag as other people may think he is, he’s doing the right thing for the most part: he’s not getting all hung up over this girl and he’s being firm about the expectations he has of women he is involved with. He’s right that if a girl gives him her card and says call me, and then never returns calls, that’s an inconsiderate thing to do, perhaps even passive aggressive as he puts it.
June 27th, 2008 at 5:24 pm
THIS DOUCHE BAG SHOULD DIEEEEEEEEE. WHAT A FUCKING GAY FAGOT. JESUS CHRIST. IF U WANT A GIRL U DONT TELL HER WHAT TO DO. DUMBASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
June 27th, 2008 at 5:25 pm
Very fagtastic. He should be a hoe if he is approached so much. Hahahahaha what a gaymo very desperate. I am working on a script in my parents basement called captain gay and the bootie bunch.
June 27th, 2008 at 5:26 pm
He is in San Fran Hmm A few greeks never leave their friends behind
June 27th, 2008 at 5:26 pm
I’ve met this guy - he’s called “Dimitri the Lover” - he’s been doing this type of thing for at least 5 years now. He’s a kind of ‘reality performance artist’ - he’s made the conscious decision to be the biggest, absolute throbbing veined, over-the-top, larger than life, complete and utter misogynistic, creepy, asshole to women that he could possibly be. He goes out of his way to be everything that women purport to hate, and find unattractive in a potential mate; and consequently gets more pussy than anyone I ever met. All the smarter women that realize or are made aware of what he’s doing play along with him when around women they don’t like - playing him up as a ’sex god’, He goes out clubbing and never pays for anything, fucks women in bathrooms, gets blow jobs in cabs and so on - and does it all while being the biggest fucking prick to women too stupid to realize what he’s doing. He never lies about what he is, and gives them all sorts of opportunities to walk away, but for some strange reason loads of women are drawn to his particular brand of ‘bad boy’ image, and seem to get off on being treated like total shit. And he’s actually not very attractive, he’s just got the biggest set of cajoles on the planet.
June 27th, 2008 at 5:28 pm
This has to be fake, no one can be that much of a jackass.
June 27th, 2008 at 5:29 pm
Alas, men like that are a dime a dozen. Most are less obvious, but they’re never hard to find.
June 27th, 2008 at 5:30 pm
I barely every post comments, but this guys douche-nozzlery is so astounding that I had to write something. I’ll work on that after I’m done laughing…
Do women actually date faggots like this?
June 27th, 2008 at 5:30 pm
I can relate. I have been turned down by hundreds of women. How was I to know that they were all passive aggressive lesions.
June 27th, 2008 at 5:31 pm
I meant lesbians.
June 27th, 2008 at 5:31 pm
Well, did she ever call? What a tool! I will give you till 3 o’clock on trisday to call me back. HAHAHAHAHA!!!
June 27th, 2008 at 5:32 pm
the sad thing is, there’s a woman out there that will actually date a guy like this
June 27th, 2008 at 5:37 pm
If this guy gets women, than I should go to where he is located and I will be the be the mustang stud of the area.
June 27th, 2008 at 5:38 pm
hahaha. i love it when he says you must have a mental issue when he sounds like the most desparate and psychotic guy ever.
June 27th, 2008 at 5:38 pm
*claps*
June 27th, 2008 at 5:43 pm
…and I’m very pitic’lur about what I like.
June 27th, 2008 at 5:44 pm
What a jerk-off. Gee, I wonder why she never called him?
June 27th, 2008 at 5:45 pm
I hope someone catches him soon…
June 27th, 2008 at 5:47 pm
this retard is reading that shit from a script. Sounds like some David Deangelo Material
June 27th, 2008 at 5:49 pm
omg he sounds like a serial killer
June 27th, 2008 at 5:52 pm
Don’t people see that this is fake? Noone goes outta line like that. Mother with cancer, like, cmon guys. You’ve been to the internet before havent you.
June 27th, 2008 at 5:53 pm
the funniest part is that women fall for this
June 27th, 2008 at 5:53 pm
@Shane:
Wow, if that’s true than that is awesome. This guy is the biggest prick I’ve ever heard on the Internet, and that’s saying quite a bit.
June 27th, 2008 at 5:53 pm
I don`t know why she didn`t call him back…he is a great catch after all. I`m for sure going to try that next time I meet someone. Wish me luck guy`s.
June 27th, 2008 at 5:54 pm
You sissies are all jealous of me, she called me back, apologized for being at her mother’s chemo, and when i forgave her, she gave me a blowjob on the spot.
June 27th, 2008 at 5:55 pm
WOW!!! Holy f’in…… WOW! That’s about all I can think.
You know, that has got to be the funniest damn thing I’ve heard all year.
Thanks for that!
June 27th, 2008 at 5:55 pm
wow that guy sounds like a complete nutter
June 27th, 2008 at 5:57 pm
the douchiness seeps into ur ears its almost so bad its not enjoyable to hear …almost
June 27th, 2008 at 6:01 pm
This guys has read too many “PUA” ebooks and seminars.
June 27th, 2008 at 6:07 pm
416-918-7014 give him a call
June 27th, 2008 at 6:09 pm
she should have called him back and set up a date. then taken a pic to post up so we could all see what he looks like.
June 27th, 2008 at 6:12 pm
OMG I want to tear his fucking throat out, who in the hell can live with themselves sounding like this???
inb4 it’s a voice actor.
June 27th, 2008 at 6:14 pm
To all of you saying “fake”, I have a sad little message for you: I know guys -just- like this. It’s shocking, yes, but there are idiots in this world that are this fucking douche.
June 27th, 2008 at 6:16 pm
This must be fake - but it’s still funny…but sadly there are going to be people picking up tips from this…go morans!
June 27th, 2008 at 6:17 pm
http://www.eyeweekly.com/city/features/article/22843
June 27th, 2008 at 6:19 pm
shane says,is dimitri
June 27th, 2008 at 6:21 pm
and fake
June 27th, 2008 at 6:22 pm
and im gonna lose this web site right now
June 27th, 2008 at 6:23 pm
Wow… what a complete ass.
If I met him, I would punch him.
Lots.
June 27th, 2008 at 6:23 pm
you will never here from me again,cause i never comment twice
June 27th, 2008 at 6:23 pm
ever
June 27th, 2008 at 6:24 pm
Uh San Fran? His phone number is from Toronto…416 is the Toronto Area Code..
June 27th, 2008 at 6:24 pm
but your so ellegant?
June 27th, 2008 at 6:25 pm
Oh my god. I’m surprised he wasn’t talking in 3rd person the whole time. That phone message should be a warning to everyone.
June 27th, 2008 at 6:25 pm
only homos use that word
June 27th, 2008 at 6:25 pm
is this for real?????????? LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!! abuse in childhood? i bet he got rap.ed by his uncles when he was 8
June 27th, 2008 at 6:29 pm
ahahahah
June 27th, 2008 at 6:32 pm
This guy seems like a catch. Women need to lower their goddamn standards.
June 27th, 2008 at 6:34 pm
what a toolbag. this guy makes beast4life look like a ladies man
June 27th, 2008 at 6:36 pm
He broke a cardinal pua rule by qualifying himself to the chick. No one should want to emulate this guy.
June 27th, 2008 at 6:38 pm
wow what an asshole…. sounds like this guys is talking about himself as far as Psychological as a matter of fact I think his long distant relationship was with himself and is one of the few mens in the area who has major problems in his life.
June 27th, 2008 at 6:39 pm
I would almost think this was fake if I haven’t been approached by scumbags exactly like this more times than I would like to recount.
June 27th, 2008 at 6:42 pm
Hi All,
I love Dimi. When I explained I was at Mom’s chemo treatment, he forgave me then I blew him. We’re now engaged to be married.
June 27th, 2008 at 6:43 pm
Yeah…at the point, I would have called him back and ripped him a new one. How’s that for being direct?
June 27th, 2008 at 6:45 pm
hahah sweet jesus
June 27th, 2008 at 6:50 pm
DOUCE BAG
June 27th, 2008 at 6:51 pm
OGM.. WHAT A DOUCH!! HOW THE HELL CAN SHE LET A GOOD CATCH LIKE THAT GO. IF ANY GIRL OUT THERE WANTS TO DATE A WINNER LIKE THAT CALL ME BEFORE 3PM (209) 688-1581
June 27th, 2008 at 6:56 pm
Geez…he rants like my husband’s grandmother.
June 27th, 2008 at 6:56 pm
Clearly only mom’s chemo, childhood abuse, or anxiety meds could keep a woman from calling back the only guy in Toronto who doesn’t have something wrong with him.
June 27th, 2008 at 6:56 pm
fake and gay.
June 27th, 2008 at 7:04 pm
Wow…. I’m speechless. My fiance and I just cracked up - I live in the Marina and this probably isnt an actor - though even he’s a clown my Marina standads. What a clueless - maladjusted - arrogant fuckin bore! Hey Dimitri, your such a clown your actual message is getting laughs everywhere - but we just dont know what a direct, special kind a guy you are - right? He talks like Mr. Toddball from the Carol Burnett show!
June 27th, 2008 at 7:11 pm
If you can belive this, there’s a business card of his on eBay.
item #310062750035
June 27th, 2008 at 7:11 pm
Yeah, that is Dimitri the lover. Maybe this whole thing is some kind of viral for whatever it is he is trying to do. You can hear an interview with him at his site. Same guy.
http://www.dimitrithelover.com/
June 27th, 2008 at 7:12 pm
lol, oh man, he’s crazy, get a restraining order!! The ‘greek’ douche. This has to be a joke.
June 27th, 2008 at 7:15 pm
I ended up making sweet monkey love to her a few days later. As it turns out she loves psycho controlling bastards after all! : )
June 27th, 2008 at 7:25 pm
Wow, I want him. What is his number? I can’t wait to give him herpes.
June 27th, 2008 at 7:28 pm
i’d fuck him.
June 27th, 2008 at 7:29 pm
I’m greek…I am very particular about what I like….WTF?
This is how it’s going to work…I’ll assume you left early from work because some people do that.
I’m one of the few men in the city that has nothing wrong with them.
You have until 3:00 tomorrow or you can forget it. (sounds like jigsaw)
You might’ve been abused during childhood, your mother might be on chemo, you might have an anxiety disorder.
You should look up “passive-aggressive personality disorder.”
If you haven’t called me because there’s some horrible thing in your life that happened, THAT”S FINE. Otherwise, don’t call me.
WOOOOOW. If I ever become the leader of a country or world, i’m going to have a fertility application process where people will be approved to not need their balls chopped off.
June 27th, 2008 at 7:31 pm
Whaa… he’s sounds okay. In fact, I’d date him but I have a psychological disorder.
June 27th, 2008 at 7:35 pm
This guy is amazing. I’m pretty sure he’s actually Tony Stark.
“Maybe your mother has cancer…”.
June 27th, 2008 at 7:37 pm
dude, give up on your evil pills this week. haha
June 27th, 2008 at 7:41 pm
smooth
June 27th, 2008 at 7:45 pm
He probably has a 3 inch penis
June 27th, 2008 at 7:48 pm
what a dick!!! that guy must really have some mental issues… which is ironic
June 27th, 2008 at 7:48 pm
wow! just fu,cking wow! unbelievable at how some jackasses think they’re the shyt complete loser
June 27th, 2008 at 7:54 pm
wow this guy is a fuckin tool
June 27th, 2008 at 7:55 pm
EPITOMEEE
June 27th, 2008 at 7:56 pm
this guy is my hero
June 27th, 2008 at 7:59 pm
OH MY GOD hes a douche.
June 27th, 2008 at 8:01 pm
What a complete asshole
June 27th, 2008 at 8:05 pm
This guy reminds me of Steve Carell on The Office.
June 27th, 2008 at 8:07 pm
I love how he accuses her of having a passive-aggressive attitude but that’s EXACTLY what he’s doing during the phone calls (if you don’t call me WHINE WHINE WHINE).
LMAO
June 27th, 2008 at 8:08 pm
i…. i…… that wa……… wow.
June 27th, 2008 at 8:09 pm
Lol yeah, there’s nothing wrong with him.
June 27th, 2008 at 8:10 pm
lol dimitri you are one desperate F&#$ ….. who even tells women what to do thats just retarded and obviously mummy’s been sucking your dick too long ….. get a life and i dunno maybe a fuck buddy that actually exists
June 27th, 2008 at 8:11 pm
Shane!!! …I just don’t fuckin’ buy it!!!
This guy is as kool, and as fun, as I imagine being host to an aggressive flesh-eating disease would be.
This guy couldn’t get laid at a luau!!!
June 27th, 2008 at 8:11 pm
@ “Bryan Says:
June 27th, 2008 at 7:48 pm
what a dick!!! that guy must really have some mental issues… which is ironic”
you keep forgetting that he dosent hav a dick
June 27th, 2008 at 8:13 pm
must be one of those pua’s that dont get any pussy
June 27th, 2008 at 8:18 pm
Man, this guy is a douchbag to the extreme. LOL
Definitely has some issues in his head, what a moron.
June 27th, 2008 at 8:19 pm
let the romance begin
June 27th, 2008 at 8:24 pm
Comedy gold. “Maybe your mother has cancer” has been cracking me up since I heard it. I wish his number was left audible because I can think of little more interesting than speaking with him in an attempt decipher his unique code of douchiness.
June 27th, 2008 at 8:26 pm
The best part is the beginning of the second message “here’s how I work”
what a dumbass
June 27th, 2008 at 8:27 pm
Here’s more info since his site got knocked offline:
http://gawker.com/tag/dimitri-the-lover/
June 27th, 2008 at 8:29 pm
Please… please… PLEASE post this guys phone number. if anyone deserves anything it’s this guy.
June 27th, 2008 at 8:31 pm
Here’s more about him:
http://www.eyeweekly.com/city/features/article/22843
June 27th, 2008 at 8:36 pm
This…was awesome. I seriously think I’m going to look at this at least once a week. This guy is so perfectly egotistical.
June 27th, 2008 at 8:36 pm
OMG WTF
June 27th, 2008 at 8:36 pm
FOOLS!
This is obviously viral marketing for the new iPhone
June 27th, 2008 at 8:38 pm
sounds like he’s a $cientologist. even sounds like Tom Cruise in his matter of factness.
June 27th, 2008 at 8:40 pm
I am Greek and so embarrassed that is douche bag is Greek as well…what a complete and total tool! I would have hosted a party at my house just to play that to everyone!
June 27th, 2008 at 8:40 pm
I wouldn’t call him back after that first message. The second one sealed it!
June 27th, 2008 at 8:41 pm
From that article:
Dimitri was born in Toronto in the early 1960s. He had a rough upbringing: “My father was very physically and emotionally abusive. My mother was just a borderline manic, histrionic, dramatic woman, and I did not grow up really understanding what love was.” A nerdy overachiever in high school, he didn’t lose his virginity until he was 20. He became a physician, but lost his licence after pleading guilty to charges of sexual impropriety during house calls. His lawyers pressured him into the decision, he says. “I asked [one patient] out on a date, and we chatted a bit, I said give me a call sometime, gave her a goodbye hug. That was it.”
Two more women came forward with similar stories after reading about him in the newspaper, he continues, and one recalled that he had “spent too much time in the bathroom.”
“At the time, I was married. And my wife was sexually dysfunctional, I had not had sex with her in a year and a half. It was a very tough time, I was very horned up. And I was busy, between that and working, so for me it was easy to hit on chicks that were patients.”
In the aftermath, Dimitri says, he lost everything he owned and spent half a year on welfare. His sex drive remained intact, however, and without money for dates he became more direct with women. He credits the experience for ridding him of all regard for social norms. It also embittered him against what he considers to be feminist alarmism.
June 27th, 2008 at 8:42 pm
this guy must be Canadian. Canadians are either like this guy, or gay.
Oh…and some of them are women, hermaphrodites or dog fu@kers….But none of them can play hockey or make a good beer.
June 27th, 2008 at 8:57 pm
This phone message is a sad. I guarantee you this guy does well with women. There’s no guy that strikes out all the time that is this confident and arrogant. The women that have been with him and others like him should be ashamed of themselves.
June 27th, 2008 at 9:02 pm
i dont play these games. stupid games.
d.o.u.c.h.e.
June 27th, 2008 at 9:09 pm
What an a$$hole.
June 27th, 2008 at 9:11 pm
Gosh WHY did you delete his number! fist off I would have loved to call him…after all he is such a catch…but second you could have done all of womankind a service by allowing them to contact him and see if they are worthy of his standards…
WHAT A COMPLETE AND UTTER DOUCHE!!!
June 27th, 2008 at 9:13 pm
i wanna kill this guy cause hes the biggest faggot ive ever heard..SHUT THE FUCK UP ASSSHOLE!!! he thinks hes soo fucking cool
June 27th, 2008 at 9:16 pm
haha he sounds like a rapist or a stalker
June 27th, 2008 at 9:17 pm
good god!
June 27th, 2008 at 9:19 pm
Nice, he is from Toronto. I am so embarrassed to be from the same city. :’(
June 27th, 2008 at 9:29 pm
It’s extremely passive agressive
June 27th, 2008 at 9:33 pm
maybe you were abused in childhood…
maybe your mother has cancer …
wow this is el douche
June 27th, 2008 at 9:33 pm
uhh… dwight? is that you?
June 27th, 2008 at 9:36 pm
hahahaha what a fuckin cock face…
June 27th, 2008 at 9:36 pm
416 that Toronto lol wow
June 27th, 2008 at 9:39 pm
“Well, if he was a professed PUA, he had it down okay, but was a little long in the tooth. As much of a douchebag as other people may think he is, he’s doing the right thing for the most part: he’s not getting all hung up over this girl and he’s being firm about the expectations he has of women he is involved with. He’s right that if a girl gives him her card and says call me, and then never returns calls, that’s an inconsiderate thing to do, perhaps even passive aggressive as he puts it.”
“profession PUAs” are losers
June 27th, 2008 at 9:47 pm
Holy Hell!!!!
There can be only one!
June 27th, 2008 at 9:47 pm
anyone wanna play games? 4:30 wends? huh? “Great in bed!” 8=D
June 27th, 2008 at 9:52 pm
LOL. Dimitri is THE UNDISPUTED KING OF DOUCHE BAGS. He said “about 6 or 7 women” approach him per day; way in the hell would you leave a desperate message? Dimitri, you should kill yourself asap.
June 27th, 2008 at 9:54 pm
On behalf of all Greeks, let me apologize for this guy and also say he is not representative of most of us!
June 27th, 2008 at 9:54 pm
Jesus fucking Christ. I just can’t think why women think some men are arseholes.
DIMITRI: SHE’S JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU YOU FUCKING GREEK PRICK.
As for anonymous June 27th - are you related to him? She was just being polite and flirting. Get over it. Men do it all the time..
June 27th, 2008 at 9:56 pm
If I seen this dude in public I would whoop his ass. What a douche!!
June 27th, 2008 at 9:58 pm
Christ Olga call him back ASAP. This guy is a total catch, how many guys do you just run into with absolutely nothing wrong with them? I know it might be hard what with your laundry list of potential problems and hardships that this genius was able to guess without even knowing you, but don’t miss this opportunity. Once Dimitry’s script gets turned into a movie he’ll be able to have anyone he wants.
June 27th, 2008 at 10:01 pm
i think this guy wants to have sex
June 27th, 2008 at 10:03 pm
i wanna hit this guy, anyone else up for it ?
June 27th, 2008 at 10:07 pm
This guy is so F***ed up I never comment on videos but this guy is f***ing retarded and needs to stop living
June 27th, 2008 at 10:12 pm
Ha Ha!! Is this guy for real. Talk about issues. He’s a f__ing loser
June 27th, 2008 at 10:15 pm
LOL! I love this guy, lol.
June 27th, 2008 at 10:20 pm
wow… what a fucked up psychopath…
June 27th, 2008 at 10:21 pm
In my experience, women love it when you intimate that they might have mental instabilities. Love it.
June 27th, 2008 at 10:28 pm
I would pay money to beat the crap out of this guy
June 27th, 2008 at 10:31 pm
i think it was really sweet of him to call again, it really showed courage. i would call him back
June 27th, 2008 at 10:32 pm
Go leafs!
June 27th, 2008 at 10:34 pm
next faggot i meet i’m hitting him in the fucking face. i’m tired of cocky people who lie.
June 27th, 2008 at 10:42 pm
If you’re on medication……I’m not interested
June 27th, 2008 at 10:52 pm
She didn’t have any psychological issues, she wasn’t abused as a child and her mother didn’t have cancer…
She couldn’t come to the phone, because she had my dick in her mouth, Dmitri!!
June 27th, 2008 at 10:59 pm
The Russian spelling is Demetry.
;D
I kind of wish I had stories like this to tell people.
June 27th, 2008 at 10:59 pm
He’s greek. That explains everything.
June 27th, 2008 at 11:15 pm
Wow. There’s so much FAIL there that it’s pathetic. What’s more pathetic is that I bet there are lots of women who would put up with it. I have a friend who would date almost anyone who gave her the time of day; she would probably find his overconfidence amazing. Sad, just sad.
June 27th, 2008 at 11:18 pm
holy shit this broad is a genius for saving these messages…
June 27th, 2008 at 11:22 pm
Glorious Douchebaggery!!!
June 27th, 2008 at 11:22 pm
back story is false. 416 is toronto and gta area code.
June 27th, 2008 at 11:24 pm
I would tell him to bend over at the waist, and s**k it yourself , since you seem to be so in love with yourself!
June 27th, 2008 at 11:28 pm
haha “I’m working on a movie script”
June 27th, 2008 at 11:31 pm
I created http://www.horsebanger.com/ so that chicks could give out their Horsebanger email to idiots like this guy instead of their numbers.
June 27th, 2008 at 11:35 pm
Um…what the f**k im pretty sure if i ever saw this douche nozzle out and about i would ram his precious cell phone so far up his pi$$ hole that he would need some mental medication, and therapy of his own
June 27th, 2008 at 11:35 pm
You all have a 3 oclock deadline tomorrow to reply to this comment. Maybe you all were abused when you were kids. Maybe your on meds? I dont know. Im GREEK. I make tons of money. So if your normal REPLY TO THIS!!!!!!!
June 27th, 2008 at 11:35 pm
fake u cant leave a voice mail thats that long…
June 27th, 2008 at 11:40 pm
I hope the women he gets are all on birth control. Because, for the sake of humankind, this guy and his women really shouldn’t procreate.
June 27th, 2008 at 11:40 pm
What do you expect, he’s Greek.
June 27th, 2008 at 11:44 pm
I am good in bed, i make lots of money that a penis extension right?
no wonder hes single
she should have called him and recorded the convo would have been funny
June 27th, 2008 at 11:46 pm
This really sounds like Kenny Hotz from Kenny vs. Spenny on Showcase in Canada and Comedy Central in the states.
The 416 area code supports this as he lives/the show is shot in Toronto.
Funny tho :p
June 27th, 2008 at 11:49 pm
BigPooppu - Have you ever been to Toronto, Canada eh?
June 27th, 2008 at 11:49 pm
*starts slow clap*
June 27th, 2008 at 11:51 pm
Holy Shit, that guy is the biggest, pickiest jerk I’ve ever heard in my life, glad I’m male and don’t have to deal with morons like him. good luck to you ladies! haha
She must have lost his number? haha
June 27th, 2008 at 11:53 pm
“But he says area code 416, which makes him from Toronto Canada. This makes him even douchier in my book”
Up yours BigPapa.
June 27th, 2008 at 11:57 pm
I guess no one has heard about audio programs that can make that same recording from their home, staged. It’s got to fake. stupid asses.
June 28th, 2008 at 12:00 am
i can’t believe a hundred some comments and yall think it is real because holytaco says it’s real. Watch November 5th, 2008 a unicorn will appear outside your window.
June 28th, 2008 at 12:02 am
Fools most greek males are gay !!!
we invented homosexuality and are fucking proud of it !!!
HELLAS !!!!
June 28th, 2008 at 12:04 am
unless you have died in the last 3 days, dont call me..
June 28th, 2008 at 12:06 am
Regards to the phonecall, if the girl wasn’t a desperate club slut looking for a tiny bit of fame on some shitty to-be porn site, she would have laughed as hard as anyone else who listened to this. As for the guy himself, you’re a retard, i hope your mothers proud of you.
June 28th, 2008 at 12:22 am
What the fuck is wrong with you people??? The girl is stupid to give out her card and not call back. I think you are all stupid and should go fuck yourselves.
June 28th, 2008 at 12:28 am
I can’t believe the answering machine didn’t hang this guy up!!
Q~
June 28th, 2008 at 12:37 am
hahahah, he totally blew it when he started the deadline thing, well he totally blew before that, but after the deadline thing his chance was gone. I think he is the one whit a psychological issue, abussed in his childhood perhaps? XD
June 28th, 2008 at 12:37 am
From his personal website he mentioned “Toronto Slut Alert” I think I found it!!
http://www.torontoslutalert.com/
June 28th, 2008 at 12:47 am
this is a viral and all of you got pwn’d
http://www.dimitrithelover.com/
June 28th, 2008 at 12:51 am
Dimitri i wanna meet you give me a call so we can meet up so i can punch you in the overies you stupid dumb cunt
June 28th, 2008 at 12:57 am
ths is fuckin helarious!!!! omg!! it just keeps getting BETTER AND BETTER!!!!!
June 28th, 2008 at 1:09 am
is it wrong to hope this guy gets hit by a car and dies?
June 28th, 2008 at 1:24 am
I wanna know what happend next, did they get married?
June 28th, 2008 at 1:34 am
Fake.
June 28th, 2008 at 1:35 am
I want to use high powered magnets to pull the iron from this mans blood and beat him to death with it.
June 28th, 2008 at 1:41 am
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
What a fucking douche!!
“Maybe your mother has cancer and you have to go to chemo or something”
Fucking hell what a dick!!
June 28th, 2008 at 1:50 am
This guy makes me feel SO UNBELIEVABLY good about myself. Both for choosing not to live in Toronto, and choosing not to be an utter douche. Go me!
June 28th, 2008 at 2:07 am
sounds like a scientologist.
wow… scientology isn’t a word according to this spell check.
but wow is… HA ha~!
June 28th, 2008 at 2:24 am
WHAT A FAGGOT.
June 28th, 2008 at 2:31 am
southpark got it wrong! this guy is the biggest douche of the universe!
June 28th, 2008 at 2:37 am
one word…wow!
June 28th, 2008 at 2:40 am
Is this the same guy?
http://www.callferret.com/416-918-7014.html
June 28th, 2008 at 3:00 am
wow…
that is fucking insane…
i mean, i’ve told a few chicks off for stringing me along…
but not after a simple “call me”…
that guy must have bumped his head…
maybe he needs to look up passive aggressive…
haha
June 28th, 2008 at 3:01 am
Just his voice makes me want to barf… He’s giving men a bad name.
June 28th, 2008 at 3:06 am
He threatens like a bill collector.
June 28th, 2008 at 3:07 am
Yeeeikes…. Epic douche chills.
June 28th, 2008 at 3:14 am
WTF…?
This is so awesome
June 28th, 2008 at 3:17 am
I found this guys number through a quick search.
(416) 918 - 7014
(416) 918 - 7014
(416) 918 - 7014
I haven’t tried calling it yet.
June 28th, 2008 at 3:21 am
Omfg. How is it possible that this dude is on the loose, i mean lock him up n throw away the key! IQ like an vanilla icecream. This is clearly Rapistmaterial, seriusly disturbed.
June 28th, 2008 at 3:27 am
Probably, if he didn’t left the first message she would date him?!
June 28th, 2008 at 3:33 am
@Slice267:
Gives men a bad name? How ’bout gives English speakers a bad name? Gives humans a bad name? Gives Earthlings a bad name!
June 28th, 2008 at 3:39 am
Even if it is fake, it’s a great piece of comedy
June 28th, 2008 at 3:43 am
only shane’s theory seems plausible!
this can only be a performance, if so, he is brilliant douchebag!
June 28th, 2008 at 4:06 am
Clearly… this broad just knows that she is a timid woman, that doesn’t think that she is elegant enough for someone as frickin’ awesome as Dimitri. Maybe she doesn’t want someone that has nothing wrong with them… most of the women I know like to have “little projects”… they like the fixer upper - gives ‘em somethin’ to do - other than laundry and dishes.
-Dimitri
June 28th, 2008 at 4:06 am
Oh, the human vanity…A control freak - an asshole - a piece of shit in human form.
Someone must know who this guy is an publish his name so that we can call him just to leave messages.
June 28th, 2008 at 4:10 am
someone needs to get the /b/tards on this guy
even tho this might be a viral
i’m not doing it… don’t wanna get a backslash
(416) 918 - 7014
http://www.dimitrithelover.com/
June 28th, 2008 at 4:25 am
Lmfao, what a fucking moron. I think he’s the one with the mental problems!
June 28th, 2008 at 4:26 am
HAHAHA, what a dumbass, shes not interested and he doesn’t get it. Still tryin to say hes a great catch… Shut that shit up, guy is an idiot.
June 28th, 2008 at 4:29 am
Oh wow, he went up to her and got the ballz to leave message. HA what a loner… I’m sure after he left her that message end up beatin it by himself at the house.
June 28th, 2008 at 4:40 am
http://jezebel.com/5020419/dimitri-the-lovers-history-of-sexual-assault-weapons-stockpiling-and-psychiatric-evaluations
June 28th, 2008 at 4:46 am
this guy is a serious pick-up artist.. reminds me of me when ive had a few drinks.. i know most people would hate to admit it, but this guy does have a cool way with words..
June 28th, 2008 at 5:16 am
Did anyone else think Dwight from ‘The Office’ when they listened to this. Frickin’ hilarious!!!
June 28th, 2008 at 5:35 am
wow. I hope nobody is basing their opinions of Toronto and Torontonians on this guy…..what a dick.
I think HE is the one with some serious Psychological disorders….and if he was so “in charge” he wouldnt have even left a second message. loser.
June 28th, 2008 at 5:35 am
He is the biggest tool shed ever!
June 28th, 2008 at 5:43 am
she does not call back for she has a passive
agressive personality disorder…
June 28th, 2008 at 5:50 am
Ha, that was amazing. It’s like the return to the uber-male of the 70’s but without the uber-male upbringing. It’s like one day this guy was helping an old lady across the street and the next he’s tinting his hair and wearing shirts with the top 3 buttons undone…
June 28th, 2008 at 5:56 am
turns out he IS insane
check out the link posted by “lol” above
June 28th, 2008 at 6:04 am
What does mean “Douche” or “Douchebag” ? I come from Germany and i dont find in the dictionary…
June 28th, 2008 at 6:07 am
Learn more about dimitri at torontosun.com/dimitri
June 28th, 2008 at 6:07 am
Fair play to him.
June 28th, 2008 at 6:07 am
Wow
June 28th, 2008 at 6:09 am
What’s wrong with that??
I have to compensate for my small penis somehow..
June 28th, 2008 at 6:37 am
If women could pepper spray through the phone……he would be indefinitely hit with it
June 28th, 2008 at 6:43 am
What a total loser!!! He’s the one who needs to be medicated. Gives Greek men a bad name! Some Greek men are cocky but this guy is something else!!!
June 28th, 2008 at 6:54 am
416 is a Toronto, Ontario area code. This guy lives in my city. I hope I run into him some day.
June 28th, 2008 at 6:56 am
oh my god. im getting douch-chills.
June 28th, 2008 at 6:57 am
Someone needs to knock this fool out!
June 28th, 2008 at 7:15 am
god..i would love to find the guy in a bar once, put the message on the dj`s list and then just stare and point with my finger at the guy while laughing my ass off!!!
dumbass madafaka!!!
June 28th, 2008 at 7:18 am
fake
June 28th, 2008 at 7:31 am
Wholy fucking shit that guy is my hero. He must be made of 100% pure ball meat. Any guy that can even come up with that kind of message (let alone leave it) is a truly one of a kind. All hail the king of douche!
June 28th, 2008 at 7:41 am
This piece of crap guy has a Website. it’s “dimitrithelover dot com” Seriously.
I’m not sure if he’s real but he has a radio interview on his site that sounds just as real as this recording.
June 28th, 2008 at 7:46 am
Is this the a-hole from the Oprah show? Sounds kinda like his voice…certainly sounds like his personality.
All I can say is HOLY CRAP. If this ever works Feminism must be dead.
June 28th, 2008 at 7:52 am
Im sure she’ll call this douche as soon as she leaves the KIMO Center..LOL
June 28th, 2008 at 7:55 am
I don’t know where to start–but perhaps she is out of town or didn’t check her messages?
Wow, he starts lining up the excuses and acts like this is some sort of business deal.
Sometimes you just have to be patient dude, or line up 3 women, and hope 1 of them calls you back. Kinda like job resumes….
June 28th, 2008 at 8:04 am
HAHAHAHAHA what a fucking TOOL!
June 28th, 2008 at 8:05 am
The funny thing is, this guy is too much of an idiot to even realize what an absolute idiot he is! Amazing…and yet he can’t even figure out why she didn’t call him back! What a total JACKASS!!
June 28th, 2008 at 8:09 am
How do these guys happen to the world?
June 28th, 2008 at 8:15 am
PLEASE!! PLEASE!! PLEASE!! Release this JERKOFF’S telephone number so that he can hear from the rest of the world what a total JERKOFF he really is!!!!!!!!!!!!
June 28th, 2008 at 8:20 am
what a fucking faggot…im sure he gets the girl….not hes a fuckin butt lover obv.
June 28th, 2008 at 8:21 am
sounds desperate for a guy “approached 6 or 7 times a day”
June 28th, 2008 at 8:25 am
lol Im working on a movie script .. IE im a unemployed duchebag
June 28th, 2008 at 8:41 am
She should call him, after all he took the time to stop sucking his own cock and call her!
June 28th, 2008 at 8:44 am
I think this is just a viral thing. http://www.dimitrithelover.com/
June 28th, 2008 at 8:48 am
This is absolutely absurd. Wow.
June 28th, 2008 at 8:54 am
Clearly Fake.
It was done using an Arnie soundboard, not a real message
June 28th, 2008 at 8:56 am
OMG! What a freak!!! Total narcissistic!!!
June 28th, 2008 at 9:10 am
416 area code is toronto
June 28th, 2008 at 9:14 am
Dad!?
June 28th, 2008 at 9:19 am
I think he might have been calling from the oversized bluetooth headset inside his Hummer H3!
June 28th, 2008 at 9:31 am
I guarantee that he likes little boys.
June 28th, 2008 at 9:48 am
I cannot believe she still ahs not called me….I left a very detailed message and even mentioned that I am a complete catch. What is the deal?
June 28th, 2008 at 9:58 am
i belive tht “Olga” is a hairy man lady with boobs and a penis and rather large…
June 28th, 2008 at 10:08 am
“I’m actually one of the few guys that doesn’t have something wrong with him.”
-narcissism
-delusion of grandeurgreat
-histrionic personality disorder
in conclusion total D BAG
June 28th, 2008 at 10:16 am
Sounds to me like Shane nailed it.
It’s too elaborate and detailed to be a guy who’s just in love with himself; reality performance artist (or fake) is about all that fits.
Sadly, I can believe it works.
Of course, any woman stupid enough to fall for him, well, let’s just say the rest of us guys are better off without those women.
June 28th, 2008 at 10:21 am
hahahaha what a douche lol
June 28th, 2008 at 10:24 am
i really hate when people say fake
but i could actually easily see this being staged
June 28th, 2008 at 10:25 am
Unbelievable, this guy thinks there is nothing wrong whit him???
unbelievable, no I mean realy. UNBELIEVABLE. this has to be photoshopped
This is one of those skids where poe’s law apply’s to isnt it???
June 28th, 2008 at 10:29 am
LOL Is this guy serious!!!!!! no wonder he’s single!! Woman JUST love when they are assumed to have mental issues!
June 28th, 2008 at 10:32 am
I thik that is Phil Helmuth…
June 28th, 2008 at 10:36 am
Fake! He’s doing it for publicity. He’s got a documentary coming out soon. It’s posted on his web site. Which would explain why the audio on his messages is such good quality.
June 28th, 2008 at 10:37 am
What a complete asshole..oops, I mean douche. Yes, women come up to him 6 or 7 times a DAY to barf on him!
June 28th, 2008 at 10:40 am
white skin please. uber douche.
June 28th, 2008 at 10:41 am
This is an absurd, ridiculous, insensitive, shocking display of outright douchebaggery. HOWEVER what most people that comment here dont understand is that this is (most likely) not his true personality. HE is obviously going out of his way to be a “douchebag” to provoke a response from her. If she is as attractive an “elegant” as he claims she is in the message, she most definitely has not been treated like this ever in her life, and the mere novelty of being treated like this will undoubtedly trigger some intrigue in her, whether or not she thinks he is an asshole is besides the point. Once she is intrigued, she will call back to meet him and from that point on he will subtly transform his douchbag personality into a a fun, energetic one that will cause her to be torn between whether or not she loves him or hates him. However by the time she decides he will have masterfully constructed such an intense level of rapport with him that she will be dangerously attracted to him despite all her inner warning signals….
this man is not a fool. He is very intelligent ..and his style of picking up women is very constructed and very actually scientific and psychological. Most men dont understand it and hate the fact that he can do this ad still get women..so they eaither blame women or blae him by calling him a douchebag or a jackass fag. It is nobodys fault. Humans are very psychologically complex and this man has simply found a loophole in the female wiring….
June 28th, 2008 at 10:47 am
“You call me as soon as you have the courage too” what a douch bag. lol
Did she make the “deadline”?
June 28th, 2008 at 10:58 am
Hahahahahaha, I love how explains his rules, you can tell in the second message as hes talking, he just expects the craziest scenerio. that guy is fuckin insane. i wish the number wasn’t cut out, so we can hear posted messages from his voicemail. and I thougt Toronto’s area code is 905.
June 28th, 2008 at 10:59 am
So, this guy is going to wind up killing his wife- if he ever, ever, ever finds one- or girlfriend or something. We’ll wind up watching him on courttv or soemthing. Absolutely insane.
June 28th, 2008 at 11:01 am
Wat ?
June 28th, 2008 at 11:03 am
funny how he mentions hes greek. anyone who has to mention what nationality their parents were to pickup a chick is a douchebag wanna bee like most italians, ricans, guidos. as this is because people who mention it, arent generally even born there.
June 28th, 2008 at 11:08 am
Oh my gosh, that guy has got some issues, and is very arrogant, let alone stupid.
Someone asked, Why didnt she call him, ….who would?
June 28th, 2008 at 11:13 am
this guy is the f***ing funniest and yet the most non-elegant greek and pathetic person i’ve ever heard. Let’s break him done a bit: completely narcistic, desperate, and self-protective of rejection. You must not like me cuz you were abused as a child LIKE ME! hahah Someone took a bat and swung and i got $5 dollars from it and now… I have this new style of douche. I call it… (drum roll) picaso 101.
June 28th, 2008 at 11:21 am
This sounds a crazy, but I feel sorry for the guy. Such low self-esteem and confidence that he needs to compensate for. He will never experience love or feel the joy of having his child’s love and respect. There is no happiness in life for him; just lonely romps in the sack for instant gratification. Shame on his parents for having a child with endless potential and turning him a sociopath, void of any emotional feelings, empathy or needs beyond his own. Pity the woman that marries him and god forbid, any kids he will be raising in the future. Poor sons will follow his footsteps, down the same path and ultimately become the same kind of self-absorbed sociopath their father was and his daughters will no doubt marry some as$hole that treats their woman like their “loving daddy” does. Maybe his mother had an incestuous relationship with him; would explain his self-hate and Misogynists traits.
June 28th, 2008 at 11:26 am
Keep talking more Dmitri. Women love guys with gay voices who don’t know when to shut up. They hate strong silent types. True story.
June 28th, 2008 at 11:27 am
Let the romance begin
June 28th, 2008 at 11:31 am
lol lol lol lol
June 28th, 2008 at 11:36 am
Thorazine, stat!
June 28th, 2008 at 11:37 am
lol at Quiet Nova.
Yeah she’s so ‘intrigued’ by him that she put his messages on the internet.
Guys like you who think that women are some intricate puzzle that can be solved with calculated moves are a hoot. Good luck with that.
Maybe next time it’ll be your messages we hear online.
June 28th, 2008 at 11:39 am
A Douche
June 28th, 2008 at 11:45 am
photoshopped…
June 28th, 2008 at 11:49 am
He said: “There’s nothing wrong with me” LMAO!
June 28th, 2008 at 11:55 am
The man has been brainwashed. He thinks he is talking to a girl named ulga. But in fact, he has called a woman in her late 40’s. The woman is already married. It’s a simple case of “A beautiful mind.”
June 28th, 2008 at 12:06 pm
This is my favorite e harmony comerical
June 28th, 2008 at 12:12 pm
My wife is Greek….. I can’t wait to let her listen to this BAG O SHIT …..
hilarious….
June 28th, 2008 at 12:17 pm
His name is Dmitri…that should have been your first clue. haha
June 28th, 2008 at 12:25 pm
The really sad thing is? Most any girl who really is on medication, or otherwise has had her self esteem tampered with, would call him back, just to prove she was “normal”. He obviously knows this and is praying on it… Regardless of whether he’s a “real life performer” as the websites above portray, or just some guy off the street. Thousands of men, and even some women, use this to their advantage every day, telling people that if they were normal, they’d do this or that, and many people buy into it. When you’re screwed up enough in the head, you’ll do anything to gain acceptance. This woman is lucky she had a good head on her shoulders and wasn’t suckered into his act - because while surely, he does think that he has “nothing” wrong with him, and that he is a “catch”, he’s going to extra extremes to emphasize everything.
June 28th, 2008 at 12:38 pm
LOL WTF!! if you have a mother that has cancer or psychological disorders dont call me!! lol
June 28th, 2008 at 12:43 pm
maybe *he* was a abused as a child… and then again by anyone he’s met since, ’cause… goddamn…
June 28th, 2008 at 12:44 pm
This guy is actually a TEACHER OF SEDUCTION!!!
http://www.dimitrithelover.com/
He has MENTAL PROBLEMS, although douchery is still present…
June 28th, 2008 at 12:46 pm
okee dokee….I think this was real, It sounded like this guy actually exsists….wow.
*the strong don’t have a need to say that they are strong
*the brave don’t have a need to appear brave to others
*only the weak of mind need you to see them as strong of mind
Don’t get mad at this guy, pitty him. The bigger he says he is, the smaller he thinks he is.
Arrogance is a weakness, not a strength. This guy is the most arrogant dude I’ve ever heard, and I thought that I heard some whoppers, but wow……wow
June 28th, 2008 at 12:48 pm
Area code 416…. ahahaha he is from Toronto still a douche
June 28th, 2008 at 12:50 pm
biggest douche!!
June 28th, 2008 at 1:00 pm
This guy is delusional to the fact that he is a fucking loser. Also, he is really self-conscious…
June 28th, 2008 at 1:01 pm
I wanna beat this guy up. :C
June 28th, 2008 at 1:02 pm
If any woman falls for this she deserves this asshole.
June 28th, 2008 at 1:04 pm
All you guys care about is laughing at him. He’s a human. All you people want is more, more, more. Leave douchebag phone guy alone.
June 28th, 2008 at 1:04 pm
this isn’t from San Fransisco, the area code is 416 which is a Toronto area code. This is real, he’s Greek. Enough said.