In all my years of studying douchebaggery, never have i encountered anything like this. It's such pure and unadulterated douche that I wish I could bottle it and use just a drop of it at a time.
The back story on this is that a girl named Olga was out with her friends in the Marina district of San Francisco (known for being a popular hang out for douches), and she talked to this guy named Dmitri for all of two minutes. Then she gave him her card and said "give me a call." The above is the messages he left. Listen to the whole thing, it just keeps getting better and better. I won't even tell you my favorite parts because i don't want to ruin anything. Just listen.
These voicemails are just viral marketing for a Hollywood movie about Dimitri The Lover that's coming out later this year. Here's something you guys would get a kick out of ... a girl was handed this flyer by Dimitri The Lover after she refused to submit to him (there are also a ton of cool links near the bottom of this site to video footage of the actual guy):
That is the most insane display of narcissism I've ever heard. Thanks for posting. But he says area code 416, which makes him from Toronto Canada. This makes him even douchier in my book
I've always thought I was the biggest shitbag alive. After listening to that message, I now know that I'm a mere novice. I just don't think I could ever achieve such a lofty level of douchebaggery and suckitude!
By comparison, this guy makes me look worthy of canonization!
I fold... I'm throwing in the towel, Dmitri... You've unequivocally and undeniably taken the title of undisputed heavyweight douchebag champion of the world!
+1 to Dmitri... For giving ALL of us a newly found appreciation for who we are, and what we're not!
Dmitri you should not question medication as it is obvious you need to up the dose on your own. If you say several times that nothing is wrong with you... uh somethings f@#$ing wrong with you numnuts!!!
anybody who has to boast about nothing being wrong with them, they make alot of money and claim to be good in bed is..... A fat virgin that finally drank a beer and thought I really should move out mom's basement and quit playing world of warcraft
WHOA, i thought i was a couch potatoe loser....This guy is on a whole new level of epic douchebagness i wanna meet this guy just so i could laugh at his balding dome, cause that's exactly how he sounds. He actually sounds kinda gay, but power to him if he's still in the closet.
The best thing about this is how calm he is throughout the entire message. He doesn't get all pissed and starts a rant. He thinks he's being completely logical and rational the whole time.
He is Greek, so his name is spelled Dimitris, not Dmitri (that's the Russian version). Yeah, he sounds like Greek to me alright. I am Greek too (female). I ended up married to a west European guy, I won't touch Greeks ever again.
I didn't think he could've been a bigger douche until I heard the second message. And then I heard the reasons as to why he thinks she didn't call him; I'm amazed.
Jealous much? although you won't admit it. I am a winner. I listen to Anthony Robbins every day & have a huge wanger. 18 women approached me this morning in line at Starbucks - oh wait I work there :-S
this fucking loser is not a fake. hes absolutely real. hes from toronto and was out in san fran for god knows what reason. hes a sick twisted bastard. suppposedly lost his medical license in the early 90's for kissing and hugging patients. sick fuck.
dimitrithelover.com
i am a proud canadian and this douchbag needs to fuck off. i'm not surprised though, hes from toronto.
CRAWL INTO A HOLE AND DIE DIMITRI.
haha and he gives classes too on how to be like him. god help you if you give this shithead money to help you meet women this way....i would have kicked him square in the nuts.
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June 26th, 2008 at 07:43 pm
Amazing. Simply amazing. Why didn't she call back though?
July 20th, 2009 at 07:19 pm
These voicemails are just viral marketing for a Hollywood movie about Dimitri The Lover that's coming out later this year. Here's something you guys would get a kick out of ... a girl was handed this flyer by Dimitri The Lover after she refused to submit to him (there are also a ton of cool links near the bottom of this site to video footage of the actual guy):
http://www.flickr.com/photos/christoum/3704411688
August 6th, 2009 at 10:22 am
They're viral marketing for a film. It is all over the net. I'll tell you what is NOT fake. Check out Dimitri The Lover's NSFW BANNED ANIMATIONS:
http://dimitrithelover.com/animation.html
June 26th, 2008 at 07:48 pm
lol at the douche
July 21st, 2009 at 11:49 am
"DIMITRI THE LOVER" IS THE REAL LIFE "MOST INTERESTING MAN IN THE WORLD". I AM IN AWE OF HIS AUDACITY:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/christoum/3704411688
August 6th, 2009 at 10:24 am
Dimitri The Lover's Douchey file can be seen here in all its glory:
http://pics.livejournal.com/suspiciouslump/pic/00001pse
June 26th, 2008 at 07:50 pm
First I laughed when he tells her what to do, but when he starts explaining the reasons why she wouldnt call him- I freakin lost it
June 26th, 2008 at 07:51 pm
wow.....so many levels of awesomeness...such a complexly layered performance of douchiness!
June 26th, 2008 at 07:52 pm
next stop......lavalife
i have a feeling that email is more his style
June 26th, 2008 at 07:57 pm
I'm just aSSTHuming that she didn't call him back after that last one.
June 26th, 2008 at 07:57 pm
That is the most insane display of narcissism I've ever heard. Thanks for posting. But he says area code 416, which makes him from Toronto Canada. This makes him even douchier in my book
June 26th, 2008 at 08:03 pm
Wow, that was awesome, I wonder if Mystery teaches this kind of pua behavior.
June 26th, 2008 at 08:08 pm
this phone call is so uncomfortable it makes mikeys call from swingers comfortable.
June 26th, 2008 at 08:32 pm
I didn't see anything wrong with this guy whatsoever.
June 26th, 2008 at 09:03 pm
"i dunno, maybe you were abused in childhood. maybe you're mother has cancer." hahah...i pity this desperate fool.
June 26th, 2008 at 09:29 pm
oh my god, this guy is out of control. what a fucking douch bag.
June 26th, 2008 at 09:39 pm
Sounds like he has a tiny wiener...and since he said he was Greek, I assume he has large amounts of back hair.
June 26th, 2008 at 09:45 pm
I've always thought I was the biggest shitbag alive. After listening to that message, I now know that I'm a mere novice. I just don't think I could ever achieve such a lofty level of douchebaggery and suckitude!
By comparison, this guy makes me look worthy of canonization!
I fold... I'm throwing in the towel, Dmitri... You've unequivocally and undeniably taken the title of undisputed heavyweight douchebag champion of the world!
+1 to Dmitri... For giving ALL of us a newly found appreciation for who we are, and what we're not!
June 26th, 2008 at 10:15 pm
hmmm... where to start
Dmitri you should not question medication as it is obvious you need to up the dose on your own. If you say several times that nothing is wrong with you... uh somethings f@#$ing wrong with you numnuts!!!
anybody who has to boast about nothing being wrong with them, they make alot of money and claim to be good in bed is..... A fat virgin that finally drank a beer and thought I really should move out mom's basement and quit playing world of warcraft
June 26th, 2008 at 10:19 pm
WHOA, i thought i was a couch potatoe loser....This guy is on a whole new level of epic douchebagness i wanna meet this guy just so i could laugh at his balding dome, cause that's exactly how he sounds. He actually sounds kinda gay, but power to him if he's still in the closet.
HAHAHA Maybe you were abused as a child.
that's how I pick up my woman too! What a player!
June 26th, 2008 at 10:20 pm
Daaaaaamn.
The best thing about this is how calm he is throughout the entire message. He doesn't get all pissed and starts a rant. He thinks he's being completely logical and rational the whole time.
June 26th, 2008 at 10:20 pm
yeah, this loser is from toronto ontario. the women are hot in toronto., the men are douchie. plan a trip. you will do well here.
June 26th, 2008 at 10:38 pm
My ears are bleeding!
June 26th, 2008 at 10:39 pm
man i hope this was a joke. i really want to kick this guy's ass.
June 26th, 2008 at 10:41 pm
I would have called him after 3 and said fuck you!! Douchfucker!!
June 26th, 2008 at 10:41 pm
He would be from the 416 hahaha!
GO HABS GO!
June 26th, 2008 at 10:43 pm
Hahahaha The definition of doucheeee
June 26th, 2008 at 10:46 pm
He is Greek, so his name is spelled Dimitris, not Dmitri (that's the Russian version). Yeah, he sounds like Greek to me alright. I am Greek too (female). I ended up married to a west European guy, I won't touch Greeks ever again.
June 26th, 2008 at 10:46 pm
I didn't think he could've been a bigger douche until I heard the second message. And then I heard the reasons as to why he thinks she didn't call him; I'm amazed.
June 26th, 2008 at 10:46 pm
my new hero.
June 26th, 2008 at 10:47 pm
hahahahahaha what is this? a job interview? gross.
June 26th, 2008 at 10:48 pm
This guy is gay and is in denial. What a moron! This guy should not have kids and should get a lobotomy.
June 26th, 2008 at 10:53 pm
IT'S A FAKE, wake up people
June 26th, 2008 at 10:58 pm
Jealous much? although you won't admit it. I am a winner. I listen to Anthony Robbins every day & have a huge wanger. 18 women approached me this morning in line at Starbucks - oh wait I work there :-S
June 26th, 2008 at 11:08 pm
OMG this is awesome :D
June 26th, 2008 at 11:12 pm
This sounds like a guy I know. Makes me want to puke.
June 26th, 2008 at 11:14 pm
This is Dimitri the Lover. He is a guy from Toronto.
http://www.dimitrithelover.com/
June 26th, 2008 at 11:16 pm
Hey can I get his number. he sounds fantastic and I really need a good man right now...Someone post his number for me.
Thanks!
June 26th, 2008 at 11:18 pm
Dude, the guys has NOTHING wrong with him! I totally envy him. I wish I could be as confident as he is.
June 27th, 2008 at 10:34 pm
Am I the only person that imagined Bill O'Reailly leaving these messages because of the picture of him to the right?
June 27th, 2008 at 10:35 pm
You're funny Valde. I agree 100%. He's an idiot.
June 27th, 2008 at 10:36 pm
What a retard.
June 27th, 2008 at 10:37 pm
Are you friggin' kidding me? Who does this guy think he is? Lol, what a douche.
June 27th, 2008 at 10:37 pm
Sad, just sad. What a loser.
June 27th, 2008 at 10:44 pm
this fucking loser is not a fake. hes absolutely real. hes from toronto and was out in san fran for god knows what reason. hes a sick twisted bastard. suppposedly lost his medical license in the early 90's for kissing and hugging patients. sick fuck.
dimitrithelover.com
i am a proud canadian and this douchbag needs to fuck off. i'm not surprised though, hes from toronto.
CRAWL INTO A HOLE AND DIE DIMITRI.
haha and he gives classes too on how to be like him. god help you if you give this shithead money to help you meet women this way....i would have kicked him square in the nuts.
June 27th, 2008 at 10:45 pm
what a moron
June 27th, 2008 at 10:49 pm
Holy Fuck, he is a douche bag, there's nothing wrong wiht anyone who has an anxiety problem, thaqt's normal
June 27th, 2008 at 10:54 pm
haha, oh my god, is this douche for real? i want to slap him. man, the nerve.
June 27th, 2008 at 10:55 pm
dumbass! filthy dumbass!
June 27th, 2008 at 11:00 pm
LOL, he's the type of person I'de call the cops on!
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