In all my years of studying douchebaggery, never have i encountered anything like this. It's such pure and unadulterated douche that I wish I could bottle it and use just a drop of it at a time.
The back story on this is that a girl named Olga was out with her friends in the Marina district of San Francisco (known for being a popular hang out for douches), and she talked to this guy named Dmitri for all of two minutes. Then she gave him her card and said "give me a call." The above is the messages he left. Listen to the whole thing, it just keeps getting better and better. I won't even tell you my favorite parts because i don't want to ruin anything. Just listen.
That was the DUMBEST s@$t i have ever heard! what and obnoxious, arrogant, self rightious bastard. He sounds like he thinks he's better than everyone else and to MOST women...that a deal breaker. I hope for the love of god that that was a joke b/c we are all doomed if that moron actually meant that...
Yea, someone said it, but this sounds like a guy who has listened to all the
"How to get women into bed" MP3's and DVD's off the internet and considers himself a playa yo.
That shit is for 19 year old frat boy douche bags, or bald loser 38 year old dudes working on 'a movie script'.
I looked up "Passive Aggressive Personality Disorder" on Google, but all I could find was a lengthy case study about socially inept, maladjusted, spoiled mama's boys who date girls half their age so they'll have somebody to talk to that's on their same emotional level. Probably just a coincidence.
This is why my phone number (at least as far as random drunk people know) is 916-384-0237.
Feel free to google that. I dunno, maybe that earns me some badge of douchebaggery, but I'd much rather it be that than trying to get rid of assholes like this guy.
400+ comments, most by men, all of whom wish this poor guy to come to a violent, (cajone-less preferably) end... what is it about this phone message that brings out such HATE in the Men of the Internet?? It's not YOU that he threatens is it?
Are you sure you aren't just trying to protect WEAK and FRAGILE women from the clutches of this assertive, confident male who claims to satisfy any woman, even those that you cannot...? :D
This guy represents an exaggerated version of the typical greek attitude today: they (and only they) believe they are the shit, the superior race, when to the whole rest of the world, they are just scum and sleazebags. They should stick to their regular inbreeding and save the rest of the world from being exposed to their horrible behavior.
He said all right. You western women do not deserve anything better at all. Only spermo-toxicated idiots can "respect" you. I am happy I have better choice as I am from Soviet Union (just live here out of love for money). I am going to bring my second wife to Canada soon. First one became too old (just 8 years younger than me) and westernized just in 8 years here. Next one is 25 years younger and will be good enough for next 8 years or so.
Hey dumbass: FYI, I am GREEK. However, I respect western culture very much and am sick of the ridiculous European male attitude. Thank you very much for proving my point for me. ;-)
Don't people see that this is fake? Noone goes outta line like that. Mother with cancer, like, cmon guys. You've been to the internet before havent you.
I don`t know why she didn`t call him back...he is a great catch after all. I`m for sure going to try that next time I meet someone. Wish me luck guy`s.
You sissies are all jealous of me, she called me back, apologized for being at her mother's chemo, and when i forgave her, she gave me a blowjob on the spot.
To all of you saying "fake", I have a sad little message for you: I know guys -just- like this. It's shocking, yes, but there are idiots in this world that are this fucking douche.
lol .. "you should look that up: 'passive aggressive' "
He definitely has a good shtick. Douchebags are a dime a dozen, but a comprehensive douchebag, now that takes some talent. Not that being a mysogynistic arse is a new trick for picking up women.
Wow....he insulted her so bad at the end there lol..He ugh sure needs to give himself a ego boost for someone who is "such a catch" .Im glad she posted his message online She should of left his number LOL he sounds like he needs to be brought down a peg or two..although maybe he is not really that bad irl.
and 100% man funny how you cant post your real name.
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June 28th, 2008 at 03:54 am
hi i too am looking for a psychologically normal elegant women who may or may not be attending kimotherapy for her ailing mother
o my gosh guys i cant breathe im laughing so hard
June 28th, 2008 at 03:58 am
OMGGGG. i really really want to call this guy. anyone got the number?
June 28th, 2008 at 03:58 am
OMG ... www.dimitrithelover.com/animation/worship.htm
June 28th, 2008 at 03:59 am
"I'M COMPLETELY SINGLE!" ... LOL, after hearing these messages, I can see why XD
June 28th, 2008 at 04:18 am
mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
i have never heard of a guy liek that. he seemed needy but alpha at the same time! WTF?!?!?!
June 28th, 2008 at 04:18 am
I've actually gotten messages like this. Fuckin' stalker material.
June 28th, 2008 at 04:22 am
That was the DUMBEST s@$t i have ever heard! what and obnoxious, arrogant, self rightious bastard. He sounds like he thinks he's better than everyone else and to MOST women...that a deal breaker. I hope for the love of god that that was a joke b/c we are all doomed if that moron actually meant that...
June 28th, 2008 at 04:27 am
Evan - She's probably just not psychologically normal.
June 28th, 2008 at 04:46 am
Woman date men based on themselves.
June 28th, 2008 at 04:47 am
haha that was awesome
June 28th, 2008 at 04:52 am
Yea, someone said it, but this sounds like a guy who has listened to all the
"How to get women into bed" MP3's and DVD's off the internet and considers himself a playa yo.
That shit is for 19 year old frat boy douche bags, or bald loser 38 year old dudes working on 'a movie script'.
Bet he has the herps too.
June 28th, 2008 at 05:05 am
That guy will never get laid without paying for it. Ever. Not a chance in hell. Dude must have one hand that's 10x stronger than the other.
June 28th, 2008 at 05:11 am
I looked up "Passive Aggressive Personality Disorder" on Google, but all I could find was a lengthy case study about socially inept, maladjusted, spoiled mama's boys who date girls half their age so they'll have somebody to talk to that's on their same emotional level. Probably just a coincidence.
June 28th, 2008 at 05:23 am
Can Dimitris do my Tax Return. I need that sort of "persuasiveness" to get some claims through - if you know what I mean.
June 28th, 2008 at 05:27 am
hahahahaha i want to meet this guy... this was amazing
June 28th, 2008 at 05:30 am
This is why my phone number (at least as far as random drunk people know) is 916-384-0237.
Feel free to google that. I dunno, maybe that earns me some badge of douchebaggery, but I'd much rather it be that than trying to get rid of assholes like this guy.
June 28th, 2008 at 05:37 am
400+ comments, most by men, all of whom wish this poor guy to come to a violent, (cajone-less preferably) end... what is it about this phone message that brings out such HATE in the Men of the Internet?? It's not YOU that he threatens is it?
Are you sure you aren't just trying to protect WEAK and FRAGILE women from the clutches of this assertive, confident male who claims to satisfy any woman, even those that you cannot...? :D
June 28th, 2008 at 06:00 am
This has to be fake since no one's answering machine will hold a message that long.
June 28th, 2008 at 06:01 am
This guy represents an exaggerated version of the typical greek attitude today: they (and only they) believe they are the shit, the superior race, when to the whole rest of the world, they are just scum and sleazebags. They should stick to their regular inbreeding and save the rest of the world from being exposed to their horrible behavior.
June 28th, 2008 at 06:08 am
He said all right. You western women do not deserve anything better at all. Only spermo-toxicated idiots can "respect" you. I am happy I have better choice as I am from Soviet Union (just live here out of love for money). I am going to bring my second wife to Canada soon. First one became too old (just 8 years younger than me) and westernized just in 8 years here. Next one is 25 years younger and will be good enough for next 8 years or so.
June 28th, 2008 at 06:17 am
Hey dumbass: FYI, I am GREEK. However, I respect western culture very much and am sick of the ridiculous European male attitude. Thank you very much for proving my point for me. ;-)
June 28th, 2008 at 06:21 am
Go Here!! He is a Dr. Who is a sexual predator. Ha ha ha! http://jezebel.com/5020419/dimitri-the-lovers-history-of-sexual-assault-...
June 26th, 2008 at 11:31 pm
Well, did she ever call? What a tool! I will give you till 3 o'clock on trisday to call me back. HAHAHAHAHA!!!
June 26th, 2008 at 11:32 pm
the sad thing is, there's a woman out there that will actually date a guy like this
June 26th, 2008 at 11:37 pm
If this guy gets women, than I should go to where he is located and I will be the be the mustang stud of the area.
June 26th, 2008 at 11:38 pm
hahaha. i love it when he says you must have a mental issue when he sounds like the most desparate and psychotic guy ever.
June 26th, 2008 at 11:38 pm
*claps*
June 26th, 2008 at 11:43 pm
...and I'm very pitic'lur about what I like.
June 26th, 2008 at 11:44 pm
What a jerk-off. Gee, I wonder why she never called him?
June 26th, 2008 at 11:45 pm
I hope someone catches him soon...
June 26th, 2008 at 11:47 pm
this retard is reading that shit from a script. Sounds like some David Deangelo Material
June 26th, 2008 at 11:49 pm
omg he sounds like a serial killer :|
June 26th, 2008 at 11:52 pm
Don't people see that this is fake? Noone goes outta line like that. Mother with cancer, like, cmon guys. You've been to the internet before havent you.
June 26th, 2008 at 11:53 pm
the funniest part is that women fall for this
June 26th, 2008 at 11:53 pm
@Shane:
Wow, if that's true than that is awesome. This guy is the biggest prick I've ever heard on the Internet, and that's saying quite a bit.
June 26th, 2008 at 11:53 pm
I don`t know why she didn`t call him back...he is a great catch after all. I`m for sure going to try that next time I meet someone. Wish me luck guy`s.
June 26th, 2008 at 11:54 pm
You sissies are all jealous of me, she called me back, apologized for being at her mother's chemo, and when i forgave her, she gave me a blowjob on the spot.
June 26th, 2008 at 11:55 pm
WOW!!! Holy f'in...... WOW! That's about all I can think.
You know, that has got to be the funniest damn thing I've heard all year.
Thanks for that!
June 26th, 2008 at 11:55 pm
wow that guy sounds like a complete nutter
June 26th, 2008 at 11:57 pm
the douchiness seeps into ur ears its almost so bad its not enjoyable to hear ...almost
June 27th, 2008 at 12:01 am
This guys has read too many "PUA" ebooks and seminars.
June 27th, 2008 at 12:07 am
416-918-7014 give him a call
June 27th, 2008 at 12:09 am
she should have called him back and set up a date. then taken a pic to post up so we could all see what he looks like.
June 27th, 2008 at 12:12 am
OMG I want to tear his fucking throat out, who in the hell can live with themselves sounding like this???
inb4 it's a voice actor.
June 27th, 2008 at 12:14 am
To all of you saying "fake", I have a sad little message for you: I know guys -just- like this. It's shocking, yes, but there are idiots in this world that are this fucking douche.
June 27th, 2008 at 12:16 am
This must be fake - but it's still funny...but sadly there are going to be people picking up tips from this...go morans!
June 28th, 2008 at 06:47 am
He sounds like a nice man. :)
June 28th, 2008 at 06:53 am
who cares about worthless western women? let them "respect" themselves! ;-)
June 28th, 2008 at 07:27 am
lol .. "you should look that up: 'passive aggressive' "
He definitely has a good shtick. Douchebags are a dime a dozen, but a comprehensive douchebag, now that takes some talent. Not that being a mysogynistic arse is a new trick for picking up women.
June 28th, 2008 at 07:29 am
Wow....he insulted her so bad at the end there lol..He ugh sure needs to give himself a ego boost for someone who is "such a catch" .Im glad she posted his message online She should of left his number LOL he sounds like he needs to be brought down a peg or two..although maybe he is not really that bad irl.
and 100% man funny how you cant post your real name.
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