In all my years of studying douchebaggery, never have i encountered anything like this. It's such pure and unadulterated douche that I wish I could bottle it and use just a drop of it at a time.
The back story on this is that a girl named Olga was out with her friends in the Marina district of San Francisco (known for being a popular hang out for douches), and she talked to this guy named Dmitri for all of two minutes. Then she gave him her card and said "give me a call." The above is the messages he left. Listen to the whole thing, it just keeps getting better and better. I won't even tell you my favorite parts because i don't want to ruin anything. Just listen.
Well he is coming across as some one very pushy and even though he sounds confident he is far from what confident men are all about. I can like a girl but I WILL NOT CALL twice under any circunstances.... IF she really likes me she will return the call and if she doesnt return the call Ohh well guess what... there are tons and tons of girls out there who would love to have something really special with me... he lost the point of the whole answering machine thing... you leave a brief messege and you dont fucking tell her how you feel on an machine.... huge mistakes... he was very repetitive and nothing exciting... he was out of line most of the time and he even told her that he recently got out of a relationship... GIRLSSSS do not need to know that Pall... the more mysterious you are the more hots she will develop for you... you dont tell her how many girls you did and you tell her what you do for a living but not in details (sound exciting) ... LEARN PEEPS LEARN... WHAT THIS DBAG DID IS FAR FROM WHAT YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO DO..
In an earlier post someone said that they agreed with this Dmitris and that Olga should have called back if she gave him her number. While it certainly would have been good manners of her to call back and tell him she's no longer interested sometimes when a freak you've given your number to calls and makes it clear that they're an aggressive person with no respect for womankind it's a safer choice not to reply. While he didn't make any actual threats, it's clear he is not a good person to be around. Olga, if you're reading this the safe choice over the "polite" choice... good choice. He can rot.
Oh how embarrassing. It reminds me of some of the stupider messages I have left in my time. I gotta hand it to this guy he is a bigger arse than I have ever been. God knows I have tried. I have tries oh lordy lordy I have tried. Oh come to a seminar Dimitri.
OMG HILARIOUS! For all of you that aren't from San Fran area - this is vintage guy talk. The city is chalk full of gay guys, they are like animals that ravage the city looking to bang anything that walks, disgusting! And if there not gay, they are these metro-sexual rich wannabee's who are extremely confused about their sexuality and think they have some "sense of entitlement" because they went to Berkeley or Stanford or because they drive a beamer! It's a circus out here and very disappointing, all girls stay away! If you like the skrawny guys who can't leave the house without his shirt tucked in and ironed before he goes and gets his guppy starbucks coffee - than by all means come to Gay San Francisco
I can't believe this guy doesn't realize that his overbearing willingness to control is a total turn off. This guy needs lessons on "How To Be Human, For Dummies."
ok, I about pissed myself laughing at this bozo. let's get one thing straight..Dmitri a player? hell no.. no player's gonna call some girl 3x's, you're a loser if you're making call after call. if you ain't got the chops to catch lightning in a bottle once you ain't got shit! whatta loser!
This guy is a complete jerk.........I wouldn't call him back...he needs to get a clue or buy one (afterall he indicated his wealth) he needs to get over himself. I can see why he is single. I would ask for his references since he indicated he is a great lover.......is that his opinion??
The story behind this message is false. It took place in Toronto, not San francisco. His phone number is a 416 area code which is from Toronto. Get your facts straight before you post "the story behind"
WOW AMAZING
but yeah this guy is definitely not from San Fran 416 is a Toronto area code and I bet you anything he moved down from Woodbridge when he hit 16 and owns several closets full of ed hardy t shirts and parasuco jeans
I can't stop laughing. If he's the best San Fran has to offer, that's just sad. Olga, you poor, elegant, passive-aggressive woman.
Hey, Dmitri. Did it occur to you that she was being polite since you were up in her grill with your "unique approach" and was just trying to blow you off? My bet is that if Olga had politely declined him in person, she would have gotten the same speech, face to face.
O-M-G!!!
Being a woman I couldn't help but reply to this stupidity.
Where to start,,,,,,
This guy is a complete idiot. I mean come on... if I got a message from him like that I would have changed my number immediatly.
What an arrogant prick,,,, and asking if she has mental issues? hmmmm,,, seems the shoe is on the other foot there buddy. The guy should be institutionalized for God sakes.
I can see why he is "available". Who the hell would want a jackass like that?
And it really doesn't matter if he is from Toronto, Sanfrancisco or Mars,, he is a total dickhead!
I could elaborate alot more but I'd be wasting my time on that asshole and I figured I've wasted enough of my time as it is just listening to his crap.
REAL women don't give guys like him a second glance or even share the same air that we breathe.
HEY DIMITRI!!!!
Why don't you take a quick trip to Whitby site(phsyc ward),, maybe you'll find your soulmate there. hehe Cause you sure as hell won't find a "normal" woman with that crap spewing out of your mouth!
hey, what's the deal referring to Mystery and PUA, or whatever that is.
Anyway, ever heard of reverse speech? It would be fun to devise a way to play that message backwards and see if we can catch a few phrases that reveal what he really is, and what he really wants. Not that it's rocket science to figure it out playing it forward, but it would still be great to hear it in his own words.
Wow this type of guy just makes me shudder. I can't believe there are guys out there that think that this technique works! Yeah maybe on a drunk stoned chick but jeez what an a-hole. Makes me want to beat the douchebag up and I'm not a violent guy. Oh yeah Olga give me a call cause I'm great in bed too... :-) What a dork.
lol this guy is a loser. I doubt any girls ever call him or even approach him the way he said in the beginning. He sound more like a child molester then anyhting else lol. I feel sorry for the woman who does go out with him lol
Passive-agressive: "Look that up"? Like HE knows about personality disorders. I'm setting a deadline b4 I kick ur annoying little Greek (no offense to normal Greeks) A$$! Can you imagine what it's like to LIVE with that guy? I seriously doubt he's ever even held a girl that long.
Holy Shit! This guy is ridiculous! I've never heard anything like this, even Vince Vaughn isn't that much of a douche in his movies. I'm not a violet person, but I think I'd actually like to torture and kill this person.
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June 29th, 2008 at 01:18 pm
I've never had something that was so funny make me so mad.
GADZOOKS.
June 29th, 2008 at 01:20 pm
LMAO.... This guy is so lame. I think this is sad. Seriously... This can't be real? If this is, oh my god... This is priceless!
June 29th, 2008 at 01:27 pm
here he is really http://www.dimitrithelover.com/
June 29th, 2008 at 01:31 pm
Lol.... woah woah.... what the fuck.... what a prick
June 29th, 2008 at 01:40 pm
sure she is...
June 29th, 2008 at 01:44 pm
What a total cock smoker.
June 29th, 2008 at 01:52 pm
Too funny..
June 29th, 2008 at 01:59 pm
Well he is coming across as some one very pushy and even though he sounds confident he is far from what confident men are all about. I can like a girl but I WILL NOT CALL twice under any circunstances.... IF she really likes me she will return the call and if she doesnt return the call Ohh well guess what... there are tons and tons of girls out there who would love to have something really special with me... he lost the point of the whole answering machine thing... you leave a brief messege and you dont fucking tell her how you feel on an machine.... huge mistakes... he was very repetitive and nothing exciting... he was out of line most of the time and he even told her that he recently got out of a relationship... GIRLSSSS do not need to know that Pall... the more mysterious you are the more hots she will develop for you... you dont tell her how many girls you did and you tell her what you do for a living but not in details (sound exciting) ... LEARN PEEPS LEARN... WHAT THIS DBAG DID IS FAR FROM WHAT YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO DO..
June 29th, 2008 at 02:13 pm
In an earlier post someone said that they agreed with this Dmitris and that Olga should have called back if she gave him her number. While it certainly would have been good manners of her to call back and tell him she's no longer interested sometimes when a freak you've given your number to calls and makes it clear that they're an aggressive person with no respect for womankind it's a safer choice not to reply. While he didn't make any actual threats, it's clear he is not a good person to be around. Olga, if you're reading this the safe choice over the "polite" choice... good choice. He can rot.
June 29th, 2008 at 02:18 pm
"There is nothing wrong with me'
June 29th, 2008 at 02:23 pm
priceless
June 29th, 2008 at 02:34 pm
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA oh dear god!! that woman better run fast!!! and far away!!!
June 29th, 2008 at 02:44 pm
Two words: restraining order! lol
June 29th, 2008 at 02:54 pm
I just shit my pants, nuff said
June 29th, 2008 at 03:07 pm
why did u mute out his number! we coulda all called him back and told him how much of an asshat he really is!
June 29th, 2008 at 03:47 pm
Oh how embarrassing. It reminds me of some of the stupider messages I have left in my time. I gotta hand it to this guy he is a bigger arse than I have ever been. God knows I have tried. I have tries oh lordy lordy I have tried. Oh come to a seminar Dimitri.
June 29th, 2008 at 03:53 pm
I had to stop listening. The guy was embarrassing himself.
June 29th, 2008 at 03:53 pm
that guy was on dr.phil!!!!!
hes suck a jerk!
June 29th, 2008 at 04:05 pm
OMG HILARIOUS! For all of you that aren't from San Fran area - this is vintage guy talk. The city is chalk full of gay guys, they are like animals that ravage the city looking to bang anything that walks, disgusting! And if there not gay, they are these metro-sexual rich wannabee's who are extremely confused about their sexuality and think they have some "sense of entitlement" because they went to Berkeley or Stanford or because they drive a beamer! It's a circus out here and very disappointing, all girls stay away! If you like the skrawny guys who can't leave the house without his shirt tucked in and ironed before he goes and gets his guppy starbucks coffee - than by all means come to Gay San Francisco
June 29th, 2008 at 04:08 pm
fucking dumb ass
June 29th, 2008 at 04:12 pm
I THINK THAT MAN WAS BREAST FEED " TILL " HE WAS EIGHTEEN OR SOME SHIT.
( DIMITRI ).. IF YOU READ THIS CALL UR MOM FOR SOME MILK
June 29th, 2008 at 04:19 pm
She gave him her real phone number after 2 min?
What a fucking slut.
June 29th, 2008 at 04:28 pm
Typical arrogant, self-centered Greek scumbag. Go back to Greece.
June 29th, 2008 at 05:02 pm
I can't believe this guy doesn't realize that his overbearing willingness to control is a total turn off. This guy needs lessons on "How To Be Human, For Dummies."
June 29th, 2008 at 05:02 pm
ok, I about pissed myself laughing at this bozo. let's get one thing straight..Dmitri a player? hell no.. no player's gonna call some girl 3x's, you're a loser if you're making call after call. if you ain't got the chops to catch lightning in a bottle once you ain't got shit! whatta loser!
June 29th, 2008 at 05:25 pm
I'm curious how many guys posting comments here have half his confidence
June 29th, 2008 at 05:29 pm
Los Angeles is douchebag headquarters! IMO the more money and power a guy has ... the higher his rate of douchebag recidivism. So sad ... so very sad!
June 29th, 2008 at 05:42 pm
This guy is a complete jerk.........I wouldn't call him back...he needs to get a clue or buy one (afterall he indicated his wealth) he needs to get over himself. I can see why he is single. I would ask for his references since he indicated he is a great lover.......is that his opinion??
June 29th, 2008 at 06:06 pm
The story behind this message is false. It took place in Toronto, not San francisco. His phone number is a 416 area code which is from Toronto. Get your facts straight before you post "the story behind"
June 29th, 2008 at 06:14 pm
WOW AMAZING
but yeah this guy is definitely not from San Fran 416 is a Toronto area code and I bet you anything he moved down from Woodbridge when he hit 16 and owns several closets full of ed hardy t shirts and parasuco jeans
June 29th, 2008 at 07:32 pm
Sounds just like when I leave a message for a woman. It always works for me.
June 29th, 2008 at 07:54 pm
Wow, that blew me away. This guy is from another planet.
June 29th, 2008 at 08:01 pm
I can't stop laughing. If he's the best San Fran has to offer, that's just sad. Olga, you poor, elegant, passive-aggressive woman.
Hey, Dmitri. Did it occur to you that she was being polite since you were up in her grill with your "unique approach" and was just trying to blow you off? My bet is that if Olga had politely declined him in person, she would have gotten the same speech, face to face.
yee ha!
June 29th, 2008 at 08:07 pm
Oh wow. What a creep. Makes my flesh crawl just listening to him.
June 29th, 2008 at 08:12 pm
O-M-G!!!
Being a woman I couldn't help but reply to this stupidity.
Where to start,,,,,,
This guy is a complete idiot. I mean come on... if I got a message from him like that I would have changed my number immediatly.
What an arrogant prick,,,, and asking if she has mental issues? hmmmm,,, seems the shoe is on the other foot there buddy. The guy should be institutionalized for God sakes.
I can see why he is "available". Who the hell would want a jackass like that?
And it really doesn't matter if he is from Toronto, Sanfrancisco or Mars,, he is a total dickhead!
I could elaborate alot more but I'd be wasting my time on that asshole and I figured I've wasted enough of my time as it is just listening to his crap.
REAL women don't give guys like him a second glance or even share the same air that we breathe.
HEY DIMITRI!!!!
Why don't you take a quick trip to Whitby site(phsyc ward),, maybe you'll find your soulmate there. hehe Cause you sure as hell won't find a "normal" woman with that crap spewing out of your mouth!
With that said,, I'm outta here!
S
June 29th, 2008 at 08:17 pm
dmitri is pathetich & desperate. 1 phonecall would've been enough lol.. Douche!
June 29th, 2008 at 08:23 pm
ahahahahahCAN'TahhahahaSTOPhahahhaLAUGHINGahahaha!
Let the romance begin.. wow! He thinks he is ALL that doesnt he? pretty low..
June 29th, 2008 at 08:44 pm
I think this is that guys email address? No joke.
Dmitry Shubov [dmitry.shubov@legalmatch.com]
June 29th, 2008 at 08:48 pm
And she didn't call him back? He's SUCH a catch. OMG!!!
June 29th, 2008 at 09:18 pm
This guy- and his lunatic agenda- can be found at www.dimitrithelover.com....enjoy!!!! LOL
June 29th, 2008 at 09:21 pm
hey, what's the deal referring to Mystery and PUA, or whatever that is.
Anyway, ever heard of reverse speech? It would be fun to devise a way to play that message backwards and see if we can catch a few phrases that reveal what he really is, and what he really wants. Not that it's rocket science to figure it out playing it forward, but it would still be great to hear it in his own words.
June 29th, 2008 at 09:59 pm
Wow this type of guy just makes me shudder. I can't believe there are guys out there that think that this technique works! Yeah maybe on a drunk stoned chick but jeez what an a-hole. Makes me want to beat the douchebag up and I'm not a violent guy. Oh yeah Olga give me a call cause I'm great in bed too... :-) What a dork.
June 29th, 2008 at 09:59 pm
Can you say "restraining order"?
June 29th, 2008 at 10:41 pm
Okay, I'm Greek . . . and this guy disgraces us! Wow! We really don't do this! He's sick and demented!
June 29th, 2008 at 10:43 pm
OMG this guy is so full of himself! could i get his number so i can leave messages for him? is he psychologically normal? is he medicated?
June 29th, 2008 at 10:51 pm
lol this guy is a loser. I doubt any girls ever call him or even approach him the way he said in the beginning. He sound more like a child molester then anyhting else lol. I feel sorry for the woman who does go out with him lol
June 29th, 2008 at 10:57 pm
This can't be real, there is no way in hell this guy is for real
June 29th, 2008 at 10:59 pm
Passive-agressive: "Look that up"? Like HE knows about personality disorders. I'm setting a deadline b4 I kick ur annoying little Greek (no offense to normal Greeks) A$$! Can you imagine what it's like to LIVE with that guy? I seriously doubt he's ever even held a girl that long.
June 29th, 2008 at 11:26 pm
Dmitri, my mom's finished with her chemotherapy and I'm back from vacation. Call me.
June 29th, 2008 at 11:51 pm
Holy Shit! This guy is ridiculous! I've never heard anything like this, even Vince Vaughn isn't that much of a douche in his movies. I'm not a violet person, but I think I'd actually like to torture and kill this person.
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