In all my years of studying douchebaggery, never have i encountered anything like this. It's such pure and unadulterated douche that I wish I could bottle it and use just a drop of it at a time.
The back story on this is that a girl named Olga was out with her friends in the Marina district of San Francisco (known for being a popular hang out for douches), and she talked to this guy named Dmitri for all of two minutes. Then she gave him her card and said "give me a call." The above is the messages he left. Listen to the whole thing, it just keeps getting better and better. I won't even tell you my favorite parts because i don't want to ruin anything. Just listen.
UGH OMG hahahahahhahahahahahahaha wtf? Your mother has cancer? Oooh "no body calls me" "maybe you should look that up, passive aggressive disorder" "logically normal". Something horrible has to have happened in her life for her to have not called him? As if *her* world will come to an end if she doesn't give him a chance?? There must be SOME good reason why he wouldn't get a call back. Lord have mercy! I'd love to meet this 'boy' and give him a good ass whoopin because I know his mama never did. He has 'denial issues' and frequently 'projects his fears' into others. This guy's a psycho path. I bet he's one of those guys who murder prositutes. I'll bet we see him on 60 minutes or Dateline's "To Catch a Predator" one of these days.
did no one else see the big ass bags of drugs!!! dizamn i want to live in that village.....didnt even listen to that shit...im still wondering where that dude on the bike lives...and what is he moving around like it aint shit lol
I listened to it again, but couldn't even go through with it for more than 5 seconds. His voice, his demeanor, everything about him just makes me want to vomit. and the extremely sad, but true fact is that he will never see just how much of an idiot he is. He and my ex fiance' should get together. They'd make a really cute couple.
The thing about it is he's probably telling the truth, theres so many gold diging women out there that allow guys like this to beleive theyre own hype. Hilarious though, id buy him a beer
He's a performance artist...Reading the comments makes me sad for our society. He's not a 'douche bag', he's PERFORMING. The fact that you idiots bought it hook line and sinker is evidence of how much talent he has. BRAVO!
i do not apppreciate my private personal phone calls being replayed. i will not be calling you. i also do not appreciate changing your number, its very inconsiderate. i demand you call me so that i may tell you not to alk to me. im waiting
this guys is not from san fran his number is 416 which is from toronto canada..... and yes he is a fuckin complete dick if i had his full number id go and find his house and fire bomb it
This sounds like Doc Love -wrought advice. No kidding, there's this writer that people subscribe to who says things like "Tell her that she needs you and that the honor is all hers, bash her for playing games if you even suspect it, bla bla bla"
Look him up, Doc love... he's a total douche and people follow that shit!
yeah, i've had it before, not only ones, a guy giving me the reasons why i wont go out with him, and of course it's not them, it is me and/ or my past, my insecurity, i don't trust man . . . or whatever
but maybe i just dont wanna waste my time on a guy who i'm not into really into . . .
apparently some scientists looked at the forensic evidence from this call and determined that there is an 89.7% chance this guy was wearing biz caz when he made the call
Dimitri is very insecure..... just the mere fact he tries so hard to sell himself to get Olga to call back..... if he was "all that and a bag of chips"..... she would have known who he was and called back....he could have just left his name.Less is more. Better to leave some things to your imagination..... No wonder he only chatted with her for just a minute.... any longer she would have bolted instead of giving him her card....unless the card was fake for the purpose of giving to losers because she is approached on a regular basis .
If you are attractive, you never have to tell people, if your wealthy, you never have to tell people, if you are good in bed, you never have to tell people.....and if multiple women approach you.... you never have to call and leave messages begging for a call back. Any "elegant" attractive women with any sense would never call back a loser like him. She has multiple men approaching her daily and is very picky. ........pickier than Dimitri.
Why would this elegant woman feel the need to put my voice mail on a web site? All of you heard the message and it is undeniable that I am the one guy in North America with notyhing wrong with me. I am very obviously a catch. Olga missed out and one of you lucky ladies gets to benefit from her failure to join me as I cruise through life with the balls of the world in my hand.
Just reach out and I will lead you.
What a total tool....funniest mesage I ever heard though. Well done Dimitri, you set the rest of us back at least one generation. My wife will love this message though.
I live in San Francisco and have met many a douche, however I would love to get a phone number for Dimitri to have some fun. I am not passive aggressive, just aggressive.
I dont'k know why you call him a douche. he is a real catch. he even said so in his message. i think you need to cut the guy a break. now i can understand that the reason you make fun of him is because you have some personal issues. i dunno. maybe your parents didn't treat you right as kids and now your on medication or maybe someone in your family has issues or maybe your mom has cancer. come on. he said he is amazing in bed and makes good money. he just got out of a long distance relationship. besides that he really is a catch....... seriously....
growing up with alot of greek ppl... I can totally picture this fucking douchenozzle.. what a complete fuckin waste of space this guy is... he is taking up precious air that we could all be breathing
i would simply relish beating the ever-loving snot right out of this guy. how arrogant can you be? seriously. i really hope i cross paths with this douche someday.
If this message is real, which I think it is, cuz i went to his website, then they are encouraging 'antisocial' behavior, it seems sociopathic, I'm curious what a psychologist/psychiatrist would say about this guy.
This guy is untouchable. He definitely turned on the Christmas lights with his messages, and I respect his advanced sense of humor tremendously ... I can't believe this can actually anger someone, just sit back, listen and enjoy.
His MEDICAL license got SUSPENDEDDDD!!!! For trying to “hug & kiss” 2 women... he DOES sound gay (which there is nothing wrong with it, just come out!) in his interview in the words that he uses and the tone of his voice… What a crazy person he is to believe and say that he is quote “really intelligent” un-quote and to make other people believe that he really has the answer… that just means there are a lot of loosers out there… specially in Toronto.. (Sorry!:s) and that, for any women, is just sad…
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June 29th, 2008 at 11:52 pm
I taught that guy well!
June 30th, 2008 at 12:55 am
Does he seriously live on our planet?
June 30th, 2008 at 01:06 am
UGH OMG hahahahahhahahahahahahaha wtf? Your mother has cancer? Oooh "no body calls me" "maybe you should look that up, passive aggressive disorder" "logically normal". Something horrible has to have happened in her life for her to have not called him? As if *her* world will come to an end if she doesn't give him a chance?? There must be SOME good reason why he wouldn't get a call back. Lord have mercy! I'd love to meet this 'boy' and give him a good ass whoopin because I know his mama never did. He has 'denial issues' and frequently 'projects his fears' into others. This guy's a psycho path. I bet he's one of those guys who murder prositutes. I'll bet we see him on 60 minutes or Dateline's "To Catch a Predator" one of these days.
June 30th, 2008 at 01:10 am
did no one else see the big ass bags of drugs!!! dizamn i want to live in that village.....didnt even listen to that shit...im still wondering where that dude on the bike lives...and what is he moving around like it aint shit lol
June 30th, 2008 at 01:19 am
well at first he was a douchbag, but then he just turned into the biggest creep ever.
June 30th, 2008 at 01:21 am
I listened to it again, but couldn't even go through with it for more than 5 seconds. His voice, his demeanor, everything about him just makes me want to vomit. and the extremely sad, but true fact is that he will never see just how much of an idiot he is. He and my ex fiance' should get together. They'd make a really cute couple.
June 30th, 2008 at 01:32 am
after no call on the first try... you are now an official ass for calling the second time.
June 30th, 2008 at 02:07 am
oh man. this guy is such a dick! this is fuckin hilarious
June 30th, 2008 at 02:13 am
Dimitri im Greek too. So as one Greek to another im gonna give you an advice...kill your self please! lol what a douch cock
June 30th, 2008 at 02:15 am
I created the world's craziest email name so that chicks could give out their Horsebanger email to idiots like this guy instead of their numbers.
Anyone can get one for free.
June 30th, 2008 at 03:03 am
o my god, im going to be the one that has to kill this guy
June 30th, 2008 at 03:09 am
Absolutely incredible. I loved every second
June 30th, 2008 at 03:15 am
The thing about it is he's probably telling the truth, theres so many gold diging women out there that allow guys like this to beleive theyre own hype. Hilarious though, id buy him a beer
June 30th, 2008 at 03:35 am
He's a performance artist...Reading the comments makes me sad for our society. He's not a 'douche bag', he's PERFORMING. The fact that you idiots bought it hook line and sinker is evidence of how much talent he has. BRAVO!
June 30th, 2008 at 04:01 am
Give me a break. Your all pathetic to waste such preciouse time in this short life. Don't you get it by now? Get a life!!!!!!!!!!
June 30th, 2008 at 04:13 am
i do not apppreciate my private personal phone calls being replayed. i will not be calling you. i also do not appreciate changing your number, its very inconsiderate. i demand you call me so that i may tell you not to alk to me. im waiting
June 30th, 2008 at 04:23 am
this guys is not from san fran his number is 416 which is from toronto canada..... and yes he is a fuckin complete dick if i had his full number id go and find his house and fire bomb it
June 30th, 2008 at 04:25 am
Again, this blog sucks. Holy Taco? Did you babblefish that? GTFO my internets.
June 30th, 2008 at 04:42 am
Greeks are Douches in general
June 30th, 2008 at 04:56 am
Haha, this is great. I like Pen15.
June 30th, 2008 at 05:24 am
This sounds like Doc Love -wrought advice. No kidding, there's this writer that people subscribe to who says things like "Tell her that she needs you and that the honor is all hers, bash her for playing games if you even suspect it, bla bla bla"
Look him up, Doc love... he's a total douche and people follow that shit!
June 30th, 2008 at 07:12 am
Sounds like a guy I met who told me I would be privledge to date him.. ha ha ha
June 30th, 2008 at 07:12 am
yeah, it's T. DOT!! (Screwface capital of the world)
June 30th, 2008 at 07:14 am
I'm very PARTICULAR of hwat I like!!!
June 30th, 2008 at 07:34 am
yeah, i've had it before, not only ones, a guy giving me the reasons why i wont go out with him, and of course it's not them, it is me and/ or my past, my insecurity, i don't trust man . . . or whatever
but maybe i just dont wanna waste my time on a guy who i'm not into really into . . .
tttthhhaaaank's for keeping us amused guy's :-)
June 30th, 2008 at 07:58 am
wow i want to slap him hes so up himself it actualy made me feel violent
June 30th, 2008 at 09:40 am
Why dont we collect money to get a picture of this Shmuck!! Ladies need to be warned. Besides... I really want to put a face to that message.
June 30th, 2008 at 09:51 am
Hey losers. She's on my dick as we speak. You may be interested to know that i just sold my movie script to Warner for $2m.
June 30th, 2008 at 10:03 am
My god, that guys a complete ass 0_0
But Hilarious =p
June 30th, 2008 at 11:58 am
why you guys playing games with my call, eh?
June 30th, 2008 at 12:33 pm
As the great Calcuaon fron " Futurama " once said . " That was so bad , i think i now have cancer "
June 30th, 2008 at 12:46 pm
apparently some scientists looked at the forensic evidence from this call and determined that there is an 89.7% chance this guy was wearing biz caz when he made the call
http://thebizcazblues.wordpress.com/2008/07/01/biz-caz-and-the-douchebag/
June 30th, 2008 at 01:05 pm
Dmitri, you should look up "narcissism" or "narcissistic personality disorder".
But you sure gave me a great laugh...
June 30th, 2008 at 01:21 pm
Passive AGGressive!! and Psychologically normal..........ewwwww I wish he'd call!!!
June 30th, 2008 at 01:58 pm
Dimitri is very insecure..... just the mere fact he tries so hard to sell himself to get Olga to call back..... if he was "all that and a bag of chips"..... she would have known who he was and called back....he could have just left his name.Less is more. Better to leave some things to your imagination..... No wonder he only chatted with her for just a minute.... any longer she would have bolted instead of giving him her card....unless the card was fake for the purpose of giving to losers because she is approached on a regular basis .
If you are attractive, you never have to tell people, if your wealthy, you never have to tell people, if you are good in bed, you never have to tell people.....and if multiple women approach you.... you never have to call and leave messages begging for a call back. Any "elegant" attractive women with any sense would never call back a loser like him. She has multiple men approaching her daily and is very picky. ........pickier than Dimitri.
June 30th, 2008 at 02:21 pm
Why would this elegant woman feel the need to put my voice mail on a web site? All of you heard the message and it is undeniable that I am the one guy in North America with notyhing wrong with me. I am very obviously a catch. Olga missed out and one of you lucky ladies gets to benefit from her failure to join me as I cruise through life with the balls of the world in my hand.
Just reach out and I will lead you.
What a total tool....funniest mesage I ever heard though. Well done Dimitri, you set the rest of us back at least one generation. My wife will love this message though.
June 30th, 2008 at 02:32 pm
Wow, 3 o'clock deadline! Passive aggressive personality disorder!
Redonkulous
Anyone who has to say: "there is nothing wrong with me" has something wrong with him...
June 30th, 2008 at 02:32 pm
I live in San Francisco and have met many a douche, however I would love to get a phone number for Dimitri to have some fun. I am not passive aggressive, just aggressive.
June 30th, 2008 at 02:49 pm
give the guy a break, he's WORKING ON A MOVIE SCRIPT for chrissakes!!
June 30th, 2008 at 03:19 pm
All of you are leaving comments because you have a passive agressive anxiety disorder.
June 30th, 2008 at 03:28 pm
Oh, for God's sake! What is this crap?
Yes, there's nothing wrong with you, chief. You're just PERFECT!
June 30th, 2008 at 03:33 pm
I dont'k know why you call him a douche. he is a real catch. he even said so in his message. i think you need to cut the guy a break. now i can understand that the reason you make fun of him is because you have some personal issues. i dunno. maybe your parents didn't treat you right as kids and now your on medication or maybe someone in your family has issues or maybe your mom has cancer. come on. he said he is amazing in bed and makes good money. he just got out of a long distance relationship. besides that he really is a catch....... seriously....
June 30th, 2008 at 03:45 pm
growing up with alot of greek ppl... I can totally picture this fucking douchenozzle.. what a complete fuckin waste of space this guy is... he is taking up precious air that we could all be breathing
June 30th, 2008 at 04:08 pm
i would simply relish beating the ever-loving snot right out of this guy. how arrogant can you be? seriously. i really hope i cross paths with this douche someday.
catch this!!!
BOOT TO THE HEAD!!!!
June 30th, 2008 at 04:49 pm
If this message is real, which I think it is, cuz i went to his website, then they are encouraging 'antisocial' behavior, it seems sociopathic, I'm curious what a psychologist/psychiatrist would say about this guy.
June 30th, 2008 at 04:52 pm
This is his website:
www.dmitrithelover.com
June 30th, 2008 at 05:07 pm
omg..... lol
"if your on any sort of medication at all.....im not interested!"..............haha wtf!! who is this guy!
June 30th, 2008 at 05:12 pm
This guy is untouchable. He definitely turned on the Christmas lights with his messages, and I respect his advanced sense of humor tremendously ... I can't believe this can actually anger someone, just sit back, listen and enjoy.
June 30th, 2008 at 05:35 pm
This cannot be real. Do people like this really exist?
June 30th, 2008 at 05:46 pm
His MEDICAL license got SUSPENDEDDDD!!!! For trying to “hug & kiss” 2 women... he DOES sound gay (which there is nothing wrong with it, just come out!) in his interview in the words that he uses and the tone of his voice… What a crazy person he is to believe and say that he is quote “really intelligent” un-quote and to make other people believe that he really has the answer… that just means there are a lot of loosers out there… specially in Toronto.. (Sorry!:s) and that, for any women, is just sad…
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