In all my years of studying douchebaggery, never have i encountered anything like this. It's such pure and unadulterated douche that I wish I could bottle it and use just a drop of it at a time.
The back story on this is that a girl named Olga was out with her friends in the Marina district of San Francisco (known for being a popular hang out for douches), and she talked to this guy named Dmitri for all of two minutes. Then she gave him her card and said "give me a call." The above is the messages he left. Listen to the whole thing, it just keeps getting better and better. I won't even tell you my favorite parts because i don't want to ruin anything. Just listen.
Delicious...! I'm just listening to it again and again because I couldn't believe it. I mean, this poor guy desperately needs help... but it's hilarious...
OMFG - I'd would have returned the first call saying "thanks but no thanks". But the second call, I would have said, the only psycho in this room is you buddy. What an utter display of douchiness.
not only do i want to kick this guys ass, but we all, and im sure i speak for everyone, need to know if there is follow up to this...we need to get in touch with olga and have her call this f__k bag back and go off on him!!! Hopefully the people at Holytaco will be able to help!
Holy crap, he approached me in Toronto. after I didn't phone him 6 minutes after I said I would (I was at a KITH performance with my mom), he texted me 3 pages of a diatribe about how rude and inconsiderate I was, and to go back to my tastless northren hick men!
Anyways, I called him acting aloof, like I didn't check those yet, and he still ranted, so I shouted "Well sorry for wanting to hang out with my mother who has cancer!" and hung up. So he added that to his speech?
And this kook thinks there's NOTHING wrong with him. HA! my ass!
I hope he finds out his message monologues are making the www circuit.
He needs to know.
This guy is the hugest loser and poser on the planet. "Working on movie script... very single... in san francisco... i'm greek... What an arse... Please publish the whold number so we the general public can call him back and make his life a living nightmare at least until he gets a new phone.
You know what, theres someone for everyone....including a super duper asshole like him. I wanna see this "elegant" woman that he's going completely goo-goo gaa-gaa over. Probably he's gonna be an 80 year old virgin if he keeps talking like that. And just wait till he meet his arch nemesis called restraining order!
Please see my website and all of you mouth-breathing 'tards can hope to get as much poontang as I do. You can all kiss my ass, becuase I rule and all the haters sit back and play with their ding-dongs. I hope you all die.
"It is nobodys fault. Humans are very psychologically complex and this man has simply found a loophole in the female wiring…."
how can you possibly say that it's nobody's fault??? it's his fault for manipulating women and acting in such an immoral and unethical manner. the truth is he IS a jackass. he is a terrible, f**ked up man with no soul. his life is a waste. and what's worse is that he doesn't stop at wasting his own life; he goes out of his way to cause pain in women's lives and to manipulate them into doing things that they will regret. he's a sheisty as*hole.
I scrolled up and saw the post from the guy this is about, "The REAL Dimitri" and I clicked on his name and it takes you to his site and you can listen to a radio interview with him. While it may be common for men to figure out strategies to get women in bed, it's still offensive. Women are more than receptacles for a man to get off with. Dimitri, I would be shocked if you aren't carrying at least one STD. Condoms won't save you from asymptomatic genital warts and herpes.
omg lol
he sounds like hes trying to play a game with her....if i dont hear back from you, you lose my number.....lmfao...Saw like ?
haha what a Fuckin Dbag
One word, fag, just a fag with a huge dick in his mouth and ass, and if there was anybody sexually abused as a child and into adulthood, its this fuck nut.
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June 30th, 2008 at 06:07 pm
Delicious...! I'm just listening to it again and again because I couldn't believe it. I mean, this poor guy desperately needs help... but it's hilarious...
June 30th, 2008 at 06:08 pm
WTF?!?!?!
June 30th, 2008 at 06:12 pm
I love this guy!!
June 30th, 2008 at 06:13 pm
sounds like me
June 30th, 2008 at 06:16 pm
this guys needs to come out with a SELF HELP REGIMENT!!! What A FIMP!
June 30th, 2008 at 06:17 pm
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
OMG WHAT A DUCH
HHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
June 30th, 2008 at 06:18 pm
Incredible! I want to laugh in his face and then repeatedly kick him in the groin.
June 30th, 2008 at 06:21 pm
Damn fool.
June 30th, 2008 at 06:28 pm
gotta love white people ;)
June 30th, 2008 at 06:34 pm
i want to punch this man in the face so bad it's unreal
June 30th, 2008 at 06:55 pm
There is no way that is a real person living on earth!
June 30th, 2008 at 07:07 pm
I wonder what his movie is about.
June 30th, 2008 at 07:11 pm
OMFG - I'd would have returned the first call saying "thanks but no thanks". But the second call, I would have said, the only psycho in this room is you buddy. What an utter display of douchiness.
June 30th, 2008 at 07:13 pm
not only do i want to kick this guys ass, but we all, and im sure i speak for everyone, need to know if there is follow up to this...we need to get in touch with olga and have her call this f__k bag back and go off on him!!! Hopefully the people at Holytaco will be able to help!
June 30th, 2008 at 07:26 pm
This has to be a prank. HAS to be. Please. I need to believe that in order to avoid going on a shooting spree.
June 30th, 2008 at 07:47 pm
This cannot be real
June 30th, 2008 at 07:53 pm
thanks to olga for keeping the message and posting it, so we all can laugh and lighten our afternoons.
it's amazing he's single. clearly, there is nothing wrong with him. whatsoever.
June 30th, 2008 at 08:24 pm
the area code 416 is SAN FRANCISCO. Seriously. Its even in the fucking description.
Oh, and this guy is a total fucking queer.
June 30th, 2008 at 08:24 pm
I think this guy walks around with a vibrator in his arse!! What a jerk off!
June 30th, 2008 at 08:26 pm
Holy crap, he approached me in Toronto. after I didn't phone him 6 minutes after I said I would (I was at a KITH performance with my mom), he texted me 3 pages of a diatribe about how rude and inconsiderate I was, and to go back to my tastless northren hick men!
Anyways, I called him acting aloof, like I didn't check those yet, and he still ranted, so I shouted "Well sorry for wanting to hang out with my mother who has cancer!" and hung up. So he added that to his speech?
June 30th, 2008 at 08:34 pm
Thats just sad
June 30th, 2008 at 09:46 pm
That guy will be single for the rest of his life....CHEERS!
June 30th, 2008 at 11:03 pm
And who needs the medication?!?!?!?
June 30th, 2008 at 11:04 pm
And this kook thinks there's NOTHING wrong with him. HA! my ass!
I hope he finds out his message monologues are making the www circuit.
He needs to know.
June 30th, 2008 at 11:07 pm
This guy is the hugest loser and poser on the planet. "Working on movie script... very single... in san francisco... i'm greek... What an arse... Please publish the whold number so we the general public can call him back and make his life a living nightmare at least until he gets a new phone.
June 30th, 2008 at 11:42 pm
Holy shit what a ass!!!
June 30th, 2008 at 11:43 pm
does anyone have this assholes phone number....I want to call him?
July 1st, 2008 at 12:01 am
hes greek. thats all there is to it.
July 1st, 2008 at 12:32 am
You know what, theres someone for everyone....including a super duper asshole like him. I wanna see this "elegant" woman that he's going completely goo-goo gaa-gaa over. Probably he's gonna be an 80 year old virgin if he keeps talking like that. And just wait till he meet his arch nemesis called restraining order!
July 1st, 2008 at 12:49 am
IS SO AWESOME
AZOMG, seriously this guy is awesomesauce personified.
July 1st, 2008 at 01:01 am
Is this guy for real or what??
July 1st, 2008 at 01:22 am
hahahahahahahaha. Maybe you were abused? Maybe your mother has cancer???? I think he forgot o take his medication. WHAT A DOUCHE!
July 1st, 2008 at 01:56 am
Please see my website and all of you mouth-breathing 'tards can hope to get as much poontang as I do. You can all kiss my ass, becuase I rule and all the haters sit back and play with their ding-dongs. I hope you all die.
July 1st, 2008 at 01:59 am
ahhahahah "if ur on some kind of medication for anxiety, im not interested but otherwise call me" haha what a tool
July 1st, 2008 at 03:06 am
What a twat
July 1st, 2008 at 03:16 am
His number .. PLEASE GIVE IT TO ME.
July 1st, 2008 at 03:53 am
What a controlling, domineering jerk! And this was just the beginning, imagine what he' like as a relationship progresses!
July 1st, 2008 at 03:53 am
I think that was GEORGE W!
July 1st, 2008 at 04:01 am
quiet nova -
"It is nobodys fault. Humans are very psychologically complex and this man has simply found a loophole in the female wiring…."
how can you possibly say that it's nobody's fault??? it's his fault for manipulating women and acting in such an immoral and unethical manner. the truth is he IS a jackass. he is a terrible, f**ked up man with no soul. his life is a waste. and what's worse is that he doesn't stop at wasting his own life; he goes out of his way to cause pain in women's lives and to manipulate them into doing things that they will regret. he's a sheisty as*hole.
July 1st, 2008 at 04:09 am
I scrolled up and saw the post from the guy this is about, "The REAL Dimitri" and I clicked on his name and it takes you to his site and you can listen to a radio interview with him. While it may be common for men to figure out strategies to get women in bed, it's still offensive. Women are more than receptacles for a man to get off with. Dimitri, I would be shocked if you aren't carrying at least one STD. Condoms won't save you from asymptomatic genital warts and herpes.
July 1st, 2008 at 04:12 am
idiot!
July 1st, 2008 at 04:33 am
OMG - let's hope his blood line runs out with him!!
July 1st, 2008 at 04:44 am
Oh. My. God. I want to hurt him so badly.
July 1st, 2008 at 04:49 am
if by hurt you mean passionately make love to, then thats cool haha
July 1st, 2008 at 05:35 am
lolz... was it real .. ???
July 1st, 2008 at 06:15 am
omg lol
he sounds like hes trying to play a game with her....if i dont hear back from you, you lose my number.....lmfao...Saw like ?
haha what a Fuckin Dbag
July 1st, 2008 at 06:32 am
dude WHAT THE FAAAK!! was this real???? if it was that guy shud just drop dead hahaahah lol lmao rofl
July 1st, 2008 at 08:52 am
I REALLY hope he hears this recording and realizes what a total dick he was. Talk about being full of yourself!!!
July 1st, 2008 at 09:20 am
One word, fag, just a fag with a huge dick in his mouth and ass, and if there was anybody sexually abused as a child and into adulthood, its this fuck nut.
July 1st, 2008 at 10:20 am
If he's really Greek, I'm sure he prefers his deliveries in through the back door. There's a reason this guy is SINGLE...
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