Write a caption for this photo os a hitchiker who needs to work on his marketing skills and you can win a copy of Unreal Tournament III for the Xbox 360. Leave your captions in the comments section, as usual.
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Winner: BlossomEndRot: Does this “3? make me look fat?
Runner Ups: Vinnie: A new rule for Nascar fans attending this years races: Everyone must shave their IQ somewhere in their body hair.
Darylo: The woman has a 3 shaved where only the unfortunate lower levels can see it…
CB: Marsha and Bob are huge #43 fans, but due to the speedways’ decency rule, Marsha had to put her shirt back on.
Duke: It was an eight twenty minutes ago.
KG: Following Wesley Snipes motto, “Always bet on a hairy back”
Nick: 3’s a crowd. A hairy, disgusting crowd.
Dave: you think this is cool? you should see my pubes
Logan: Gone… but not FURgotten
Youngfed: The 1st EVER “Fro-Back Jersey”. Coming to a store near you….However I sure hope not.
What you don't see is the Bud Lite case sitting next to his feet... in which case this axe wielding hitch hiker is perfectly safe. Just make sure he shares the beer...
It kind of looks like Dane Cook - therefore i HOPE he's saying this....... "Man, I hope someone gives me a ride soon! I can't wait to meet my friends Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt, and a bunch of other pretentious pop culture fucks in the woods and toss an axe around at each other."
"Axe shafts were used as an old form of catheterization until they switched to the present day method in 1980. Apart from sometimes getting stuck, it also hurt like a bitch. This man was catheterized in 1979."
Earl, the Church's bus driver, was torn. He could be a good Samaritan and pick the hitchhiker up, knowing full well the consequences, or he could drive on by, committing the sin of sloth. Fortunately, the aneurysm answered for him.
"Hey, thanks for the ride. Oh this? Nothing to worry about, I just like to keep Ol' Darla handy in case the mood catches me to wax about my preferences of Huey Lewis albums."
"Police issued an APB for a suspect resembling 'Pee-Wee Herman' or 'Mr Rogers' after interviewing the 11 special needs children riding the short bus that day."
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
July 1st, 2008 at 09:17 pm
Come on honey lets pick him up. What are the chances he's a REAL axe murder?
July 1st, 2008 at 09:23 pm
What you don't see is the Bud Lite case sitting next to his feet... in which case this axe wielding hitch hiker is perfectly safe. Just make sure he shares the beer...
July 1st, 2008 at 09:29 pm
HitchHiker "I saw it on a TV commercial - the guys use AXE and the girls go crazy!"
Voices in his head "Idiot... AXE the spray... and if the commercials were true why have you been out here 45 minutes waiting and nothing!?!?"
July 1st, 2008 at 09:30 pm
"FREE CIRCUMCISIONS - Round as my thumb tip!"
July 1st, 2008 at 09:44 pm
It was at that moment that the Brawny Guy realised he should invest in a more reliable car.
July 1st, 2008 at 09:57 pm
Another Hollywood sequel..."The Hitchhikers guide to Compton"
July 1st, 2008 at 10:04 pm
You wouldn't believe how far the other end of this thing has got me
July 1st, 2008 at 10:12 pm
It kind of looks like Dane Cook - therefore i HOPE he's saying this....... "Man, I hope someone gives me a ride soon! I can't wait to meet my friends Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt, and a bunch of other pretentious pop culture fucks in the woods and toss an axe around at each other."
July 1st, 2008 at 10:18 pm
You, It's What's for Dinner.
July 1st, 2008 at 10:52 pm
Excuse me sir, may I axe you a question? C'mon! Cut me some slack and give me a lift.
July 1st, 2008 at 10:52 pm
"Will murder for food"
July 1st, 2008 at 10:54 pm
No seriously, it's a can opener.
July 1st, 2008 at 10:59 pm
Got Wood?
July 1st, 2008 at 11:01 pm
Honestly. . . is any explanation really needed for this picture. The guy just wants a ride.
July 1st, 2008 at 11:04 pm
Not only does this guy not have a car, but he also has an axe for a penis.
July 1st, 2008 at 11:13 pm
Blonde drivers goes: Hey look! a Canadian Lumberjack! Lets pick him up !
July 1st, 2008 at 11:19 pm
(Damn you HolyTaco... I JUST bought UT3 for PS3 on Saturday)
"Soon... yes... SOON THE CHICKEN WILL BE DONE!" *evil laughter*
I know that won't win but it's the randomest thing I could think of.
July 1st, 2008 at 11:29 pm
"Hey man, could I get a ride? My magical flying axe ran out of mana, and the only Wizard that can fix it lives 10 miles down the road."
July 1st, 2008 at 11:30 pm
What this? ... This is nothing...um,... Dr.'s orders
July 1st, 2008 at 11:42 pm
Trying to hitch a ride on the Grace Hills Baptist Church bus (seen approaching) Mike thought it best to prove that he is an honest, working man.
July 1st, 2008 at 11:45 pm
C'mon, give me a ride. I promise I won't kill yo....wait...yes, I probably will kill you. Can you give me a ride anyways?
July 1st, 2008 at 11:55 pm
hmm, maybe i should show more leg
July 2nd, 2008 at 12:12 am
"Axe shafts were used as an old form of catheterization until they switched to the present day method in 1980. Apart from sometimes getting stuck, it also hurt like a bitch. This man was catheterized in 1979."
July 2nd, 2008 at 12:17 am
Bill O'Reilly - The Early Days
July 2nd, 2008 at 12:17 am
hitchhiker: Dammit! I'm never going to get a ride to the party with this Halloween costume....
July 2nd, 2008 at 12:25 am
As part of his initiation this Westboro Baptist Church recruit hitchhikes to a gay chinese US army banquet
July 2nd, 2008 at 12:28 am
No...that is NOT Blood on my ax
July 2nd, 2008 at 12:31 am
who wants unreal 3?
July 2nd, 2008 at 12:35 am
"Hey guys... ever see a severed thumb lying on the side of the highway - *THWACK* - now you have..."
July 2nd, 2008 at 12:40 am
Man your never gonna get picked up looking like that.... You gotta tilt your thumb more.
July 2nd, 2008 at 12:53 am
The axe? No don't worry I won't kill you, I just came from an orphanage.
July 2nd, 2008 at 12:55 am
Earl, the Church's bus driver, was torn. He could be a good Samaritan and pick the hitchhiker up, knowing full well the consequences, or he could drive on by, committing the sin of sloth. Fortunately, the aneurysm answered for him.
July 2nd, 2008 at 01:08 am
"Honk if you love axes!"
July 2nd, 2008 at 01:14 am
"Got wood?"
July 2nd, 2008 at 01:22 am
I'm sure he means well.
July 2nd, 2008 at 01:47 am
When Bush says he's cutting gas costs, he's not kidding.
July 2nd, 2008 at 02:25 am
"Check out this loser with the camera trying to catch a ride. As if he'll ever get a ride!"
July 2nd, 2008 at 02:40 am
don't worry the ax is for my wife. My Axe wife that is.
July 2nd, 2008 at 03:08 am
If a hitchhiker with an axe doesnt just scream good idea, then i dunno what does!!
July 2nd, 2008 at 03:17 am
"Hey, thanks for the ride. Oh this? Nothing to worry about, I just like to keep Ol' Darla handy in case the mood catches me to wax about my preferences of Huey Lewis albums."
July 2nd, 2008 at 03:22 am
And the only ones smart enough to pick him up were the kids on the short bus..
May they rest in peace.
July 2nd, 2008 at 03:25 am
What turns honest lumberjacks into crazed axe-murderers? No one will give them a ride when their car breaks down.
July 2nd, 2008 at 03:37 am
X-mas tree cutting service this way!
July 2nd, 2008 at 03:39 am
who wants a "battle axe wound"???
that means "pussy" for you guys that never seen one.
July 2nd, 2008 at 04:36 am
"Police issued an APB for a suspect resembling 'Pee-Wee Herman' or 'Mr Rogers' after interviewing the 11 special needs children riding the short bus that day."
July 2nd, 2008 at 04:58 am
Ive been hitching for like 3 hours, America is just not like it used to be.
July 2nd, 2008 at 05:00 am
Oh, this little guy? That's just in case I run into Hilary Clinton and she tries to eat my soul.
July 2nd, 2008 at 05:08 am
Canadian Hitchiking
July 2nd, 2008 at 05:27 am
Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?
July 2nd, 2008 at 05:36 am
Look honey...that guy is "axing" for a ride!
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