Give-A-Wednesday: Win Unreal Tourny III for 360
Write a caption for this photo os a hitchiker who needs to work on his marketing skills and you can win a copy of Unreal Tournament III for the Xbox 360. Leave your captions in the comments section, as usual.
See last week’s winners after the jump.
Winner:
BlossomEndRot: Does this “3″ make me look fat?
Runner Ups:
Vinnie: A new rule for Nascar fans attending this years races: Everyone must shave their IQ somewhere in their body hair.
Darylo: The woman has a 3 shaved where only the unfortunate lower levels can see it…
CB: Marsha and Bob are huge #43 fans, but due to the speedways’ decency rule, Marsha had to put her shirt back on.
Duke: It was an eight twenty minutes ago.
KG: Following Wesley Snipes motto, “Always bet on a hairy back”
Nick: 3’s a crowd. A hairy, disgusting crowd.
Dave: you think this is cool? you should see my pubes
Logan: Gone… but not FURgotten
Youngfed: The 1st EVER “Fro-Back Jersey”. Coming to a store near you….However I sure hope not.
Tags: GiveaWednesday, unreal tournament III, xbox 360
July 2nd, 2008 at 3:17 pm
Come on honey lets pick him up. What are the chances he’s a REAL axe murder?
July 2nd, 2008 at 3:23 pm
What you don’t see is the Bud Lite case sitting next to his feet… in which case this axe wielding hitch hiker is perfectly safe. Just make sure he shares the beer…
July 2nd, 2008 at 3:29 pm
HitchHiker “I saw it on a TV commercial - the guys use AXE and the girls go crazy!”
Voices in his head “Idiot… AXE the spray… and if the commercials were true why have you been out here 45 minutes waiting and nothing!?!?”
July 2nd, 2008 at 3:30 pm
“FREE CIRCUMCISIONS - Round as my thumb tip!”
July 2nd, 2008 at 3:44 pm
It was at that moment that the Brawny Guy realised he should invest in a more reliable car.
July 2nd, 2008 at 3:57 pm
Another Hollywood sequel…”The Hitchhikers guide to Compton”
July 2nd, 2008 at 4:04 pm
You wouldn’t believe how far the other end of this thing has got me
July 2nd, 2008 at 4:12 pm
It kind of looks like Dane Cook - therefore i HOPE he’s saying this……. “Man, I hope someone gives me a ride soon! I can’t wait to meet my friends Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt, and a bunch of other pretentious pop culture fucks in the woods and toss an axe around at each other.”
July 2nd, 2008 at 4:18 pm
You, It’s What’s for Dinner.
July 2nd, 2008 at 4:52 pm
Excuse me sir, may I axe you a question? C’mon! Cut me some slack and give me a lift.
July 2nd, 2008 at 4:52 pm
“Will murder for food”
July 2nd, 2008 at 4:54 pm
No seriously, it’s a can opener.
July 2nd, 2008 at 4:59 pm
Got Wood?
July 2nd, 2008 at 5:01 pm
Honestly. . . is any explanation really needed for this picture. The guy just wants a ride.
July 2nd, 2008 at 5:04 pm
Not only does this guy not have a car, but he also has an axe for a penis.
July 2nd, 2008 at 5:13 pm
Blonde drivers goes: Hey look! a Canadian Lumberjack! Lets pick him up !
July 2nd, 2008 at 5:19 pm
(Damn you HolyTaco… I JUST bought UT3 for PS3 on Saturday)
“Soon… yes… SOON THE CHICKEN WILL BE DONE!” *evil laughter*
I know that won’t win but it’s the randomest thing I could think of.
July 2nd, 2008 at 5:29 pm
“Hey man, could I get a ride? My magical flying axe ran out of mana, and the only Wizard that can fix it lives 10 miles down the road.”
July 2nd, 2008 at 5:30 pm
What this? … This is nothing…um,… Dr.’s orders
July 2nd, 2008 at 5:42 pm
Trying to hitch a ride on the Grace Hills Baptist Church bus (seen approaching) Mike thought it best to prove that he is an honest, working man.
July 2nd, 2008 at 5:45 pm
C’mon, give me a ride. I promise I won’t kill yo….wait…yes, I probably will kill you. Can you give me a ride anyways?
July 2nd, 2008 at 5:55 pm
hmm, maybe i should show more leg
July 2nd, 2008 at 6:12 pm
“Axe shafts were used as an old form of catheterization until they switched to the present day method in 1980. Apart from sometimes getting stuck, it also hurt like a bitch. This man was catheterized in 1979.”
July 2nd, 2008 at 6:17 pm
Bill O’Reilly - The Early Days
July 2nd, 2008 at 6:17 pm
hitchhiker: Dammit! I’m never going to get a ride to the party with this Halloween costume….
July 2nd, 2008 at 6:25 pm
As part of his initiation this Westboro Baptist Church recruit hitchhikes to a gay chinese US army banquet
July 2nd, 2008 at 6:28 pm
No…that is NOT Blood on my ax
July 2nd, 2008 at 6:31 pm
who wants unreal 3?
July 2nd, 2008 at 6:35 pm
“Hey guys… ever see a severed thumb lying on the side of the highway - *THWACK* - now you have…”
July 2nd, 2008 at 6:40 pm
Man your never gonna get picked up looking like that…. You gotta tilt your thumb more.
July 2nd, 2008 at 6:53 pm
The axe? No don’t worry I won’t kill you, I just came from an orphanage.
July 2nd, 2008 at 6:55 pm
Earl, the Church’s bus driver, was torn. He could be a good Samaritan and pick the hitchhiker up, knowing full well the consequences, or he could drive on by, committing the sin of sloth. Fortunately, the aneurysm answered for him.
July 2nd, 2008 at 7:08 pm
“Honk if you love axes!”
July 2nd, 2008 at 7:14 pm
“Got wood?”
July 2nd, 2008 at 7:22 pm
I’m sure he means well.
July 2nd, 2008 at 7:47 pm
When Bush says he’s cutting gas costs, he’s not kidding.
July 2nd, 2008 at 8:25 pm
“Check out this loser with the camera trying to catch a ride. As if he’ll ever get a ride!”
July 2nd, 2008 at 8:40 pm
don’t worry the ax is for my wife. My Axe wife that is.
July 2nd, 2008 at 9:08 pm
If a hitchhiker with an axe doesnt just scream good idea, then i dunno what does!!
July 2nd, 2008 at 9:17 pm
“Hey, thanks for the ride. Oh this? Nothing to worry about, I just like to keep Ol’ Darla handy in case the mood catches me to wax about my preferences of Huey Lewis albums.”
July 2nd, 2008 at 9:22 pm
And the only ones smart enough to pick him up were the kids on the short bus..
May they rest in peace.
July 2nd, 2008 at 9:25 pm
What turns honest lumberjacks into crazed axe-murderers? No one will give them a ride when their car breaks down.
July 2nd, 2008 at 9:37 pm
X-mas tree cutting service this way!
July 2nd, 2008 at 9:39 pm
who wants a “battle axe wound”???
that means “pussy” for you guys that never seen one.
July 2nd, 2008 at 10:36 pm
“Police issued an APB for a suspect resembling ‘Pee-Wee Herman’ or ‘Mr Rogers’ after interviewing the 11 special needs children riding the short bus that day.”
July 2nd, 2008 at 10:58 pm
Ive been hitching for like 3 hours, America is just not like it used to be.
July 2nd, 2008 at 11:00 pm
Oh, this little guy? That’s just in case I run into Hilary Clinton and she tries to eat my soul.
July 2nd, 2008 at 11:08 pm
Canadian Hitchiking
July 2nd, 2008 at 11:27 pm
Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?
July 2nd, 2008 at 11:36 pm
Look honey…that guy is “axing” for a ride!
July 3rd, 2008 at 12:02 am
comon don’t be so suspisious, he seems legit
July 3rd, 2008 at 12:22 am
The shocking thing is, that’s not his hand holding the hatchet….
July 3rd, 2008 at 12:23 am
“but he has bud light”
July 3rd, 2008 at 1:29 am
I’m a lumberjack and I’m ok!
July 3rd, 2008 at 1:37 am
“Im a tool shed anyone need any tools…. Look an Axe…”
“Well time for tacos… Holy Tacos…”
July 3rd, 2008 at 2:38 am
“oh this? this is is nothing, it’s uhh… a flag, i’m a pirate. Wait what? No don’t drive off- goddamn i need a better story.”
July 3rd, 2008 at 3:33 am
Its the knife you need to be worried about…
July 3rd, 2008 at 4:43 am
Go ahead pick me up…I dare you !
July 3rd, 2008 at 6:44 am
Alan likes to whip out his axe in awkward situations.
July 3rd, 2008 at 6:45 am
I wonder if its a coincidence that they show my dad trying to hitch-hike a ride from a short bus?
July 3rd, 2008 at 7:02 am
A bus full of kids, score!
July 3rd, 2008 at 7:03 am
Oh this axe?? Um….I was using it like spoon. Shining it in your eyes to get your attention. I promise ill leave it here, im not going to bring it with me!
July 3rd, 2008 at 7:11 am
That’s my axe boxfriend.
July 3rd, 2008 at 7:21 am
What you don’t know is he is on his way to murder everyone at FOXNews. Don’t worry buddy…I’ve called you a cab.
July 3rd, 2008 at 7:30 am
Do you REALLY think I could swing this thing effectively INSIDE the car?
Axe? I’m sure I don’t know what you’re talking about.
This was a gift from my lumberjack father. I take it everywhere with me.
Whoa, I can’t believe you stopped, I thought I was gonna have to throw this into traffic.
This is my best friend, uh.. Jim.
July 3rd, 2008 at 7:30 am
Many Chinese immigrants like, Lo ax Wang, fell on some hard times once the Transcontinental Railroad was completed.
July 3rd, 2008 at 7:38 am
A new way to slash gas price
July 3rd, 2008 at 7:53 am
At $4.50/gal., it’s harder getting around to kill people.
July 3rd, 2008 at 8:00 am
Don’t be a pussy this guy seems legit!!
July 3rd, 2008 at 8:09 am
Ah…what axe? Oh this? Don’t worry about that. I am on my way to a lumber jack competition and my log broke down.
July 3rd, 2008 at 8:14 am
“I don’t get it, I can’t seem to get a ride, and I’m not even black!”
July 3rd, 2008 at 8:19 am
“I need a lift to the TreeHugging Festival, its about 69 miles down this road”
July 3rd, 2008 at 8:37 am
“Let’s not pick him up, he has weird looking thumbs.”
July 3rd, 2008 at 8:41 am
Don’t worry. It’s really dull.
July 3rd, 2008 at 9:11 am
“free axe to whoever picks me up!”
“he gave his bud light to the last guy who picked him up”
July 3rd, 2008 at 9:14 am
looks like someone has a case of the monday’s
July 3rd, 2008 at 9:31 am
Pfft this isn’t an axe, this is my uh… walking stick
July 3rd, 2008 at 9:47 am
Awesome screenshot from Lionsgate’s upcoming adaptation of Jack Kerouac’s “On the Road.”
July 3rd, 2008 at 9:52 am
I just need a ride to my girlfriend’s house, I found out she was cheating on me. We need to talk things over.
July 3rd, 2008 at 10:09 am
Brother, can you lend me a hand?
July 3rd, 2008 at 10:45 am
12 Bud Lights short of a lift into town.
July 3rd, 2008 at 11:04 am
Hey, let’s pull over and take a picture of an axe-wielding hitch hiker!
July 3rd, 2008 at 11:44 am
“Hey! its Uncle Larry, I wonder when he got out of prison”
July 3rd, 2008 at 11:47 am
Somehow the History Channel’s promotion of “AXMEN”goes wrong…
July 3rd, 2008 at 11:49 am
My name is Dimitri, and I can help you pick up chicks
July 3rd, 2008 at 11:55 am
My name is Dimitri, you look very elegant in that car. I am giving you an opportunity to pick me up. If you opt to drive by instead of picking me up, I am no longer interested.
July 3rd, 2008 at 12:23 pm
Wanna give me a ride? i swear it wont end up like that movie saw.
July 3rd, 2008 at 1:28 pm
“No man, I was just cutting down some trees.”
July 3rd, 2008 at 1:49 pm
“And to your right, is an ax-wielding psychopath.”
July 3rd, 2008 at 2:05 pm
Rick’s axe-shaped genitalia interfered with the steering wheel so he was no longer able to drive himself.
July 3rd, 2008 at 2:26 pm
Maybe if I hold this axe they won’t stare at my cleft lip.
July 3rd, 2008 at 3:11 pm
Dude! Come on pick him up! He’ll be perfect for Saw V!
July 3rd, 2008 at 3:12 pm
Shit this isn’t working! I shoulda brought my hoe instead!
July 3rd, 2008 at 4:48 pm
I’m not a “hitchhiker” I just juggle these axe for the change.
July 3rd, 2008 at 4:56 pm
Please pull over bus full of schoolchildren. Please pull over . . .
July 3rd, 2008 at 5:26 pm
It’s not the size of the axe, but how you swing it
July 3rd, 2008 at 5:47 pm
I’m a lumber jack and I’m OK. I sleep all night and work all day.
July 3rd, 2008 at 7:13 pm
I hate hand me downs. I wish i had my brothers Chainsaw!
July 3rd, 2008 at 7:21 pm
Anyone cared give me a ride? Need a break for beer! before cutting down the rest of the Christmas trees!
July 3rd, 2008 at 7:35 pm
Thumbs up for cars with lights on, axe up for cars with lights off
July 3rd, 2008 at 9:02 pm
Hey Blond haired white women, pull over… I need to AXE you a few questions - OJ Simpson
July 3rd, 2008 at 9:06 pm
On their way to a barmitzvah, a busload of 13 year old Jewish boys pick up the man who will performing their circumcisions later in the evening.
July 3rd, 2008 at 9:11 pm
Dude, wheres my car?
July 4th, 2008 at 1:07 am
If they only knew how much candy he had in his pockets.
July 4th, 2008 at 2:48 am
id pick him up
July 4th, 2008 at 3:35 am
“gas prices are kickin my axe”
July 4th, 2008 at 5:17 am
I need a ride to the Lumberjacks’ Convention…no, really I do.
July 4th, 2008 at 5:31 am
You can trust me, this is my friendly axe.
July 4th, 2008 at 6:23 am
Man, I’ve been out here so long, I’m hackin’ the shit out of the first person that stops.
July 4th, 2008 at 6:42 am
“This way to Morty’s Tomahawk shop!”
July 4th, 2008 at 7:13 am
Give me a ride and I will Slash your gas prices in 1/2!
July 4th, 2008 at 7:46 am
So thats what happenned to Jason Voorhees.
July 4th, 2008 at 8:38 am
What the hell is wrong with these people, it’s like the middle of the fucking day and they all have their lights on….
July 4th, 2008 at 11:34 am
I hope i can make it to the Bates motel before midnight tonight…
July 4th, 2008 at 11:39 am
Can I AXE you for a ride?
July 4th, 2008 at 12:28 pm
Halloween 2: Evil needs a ride
July 4th, 2008 at 12:46 pm
Throw me a bone…at least I’m trying.
July 4th, 2008 at 12:55 pm
EXTREME HITCHHIKING!
July 4th, 2008 at 1:12 pm
Even the retards in the short bus know a bad idea when they see it.
July 4th, 2008 at 3:35 pm
“C’mon, it’s not like I’m black!
July 4th, 2008 at 4:57 pm
This HitchHACKER is just axing for a ride.
July 4th, 2008 at 6:12 pm
“Hatching a ride”
July 4th, 2008 at 8:46 pm
I just need a ride to that spooky mansion on the hill.
July 4th, 2008 at 8:59 pm
“oh this? its just my uh, seeing eye axe”
July 4th, 2008 at 9:07 pm
Juggalos cant afford cars… seriously help me out
July 4th, 2008 at 9:46 pm
Dude, you think this picture is fucked up enough to get on the Holy Taco Give-a-way Wednesday?
July 5th, 2008 at 12:27 am
7 Minute Abs!
If anyone remebers the movie There’s Something About Mary
July 5th, 2008 at 7:54 am
Oh! Com’on people, I need to get to my ex-girlfriend’s house before 5:00pm.
July 5th, 2008 at 8:15 am
The Shining 2: Jack Moves to a Winnebago
July 5th, 2008 at 8:31 am
Will chop down your tree for ride!
July 5th, 2008 at 8:34 am
I’ll leave the axe and bag of lime in the trunk if it will make you feel better.
July 5th, 2008 at 10:55 am
do you wanna see a dead body?
July 5th, 2008 at 10:57 am
I asked for a hoe but this is all they had left now im cold and there’s wolves after me
July 5th, 2008 at 2:20 pm
The lost scene from “Into the Wild”
July 5th, 2008 at 2:36 pm
Certainly the drive-by shooting about to happen will be understandable.
July 5th, 2008 at 2:52 pm
“Whooooo’s givin’ Johhny a ride?”
July 5th, 2008 at 7:46 pm
After getting fired from the factory Bill thought he would try out the psycho hitchhiker role. He sucked a that too.
July 5th, 2008 at 7:58 pm
Scene from “Hack to the future”
July 5th, 2008 at 10:22 pm
So I married an axe murderer and all I got was this lousy axe in the following divorce to show for it …she got the car…
July 5th, 2008 at 10:42 pm
Freeway Axit, 1/4 mile
July 6th, 2008 at 2:54 am
The commerical says the Axe Effect draws women, how come none have come up to me yet?
July 6th, 2008 at 3:01 am
maybe i should have brought the will split wood for ride sign. its going to be a long day!
July 6th, 2008 at 4:02 am
“come on, i need to pick up my kids from soccer practice”
July 6th, 2008 at 4:54 am
“please stop, i can’t help it that my weiner is shaped like an axe!”
July 6th, 2008 at 8:27 am
After Babe the blue ox was murdered…..paul decided to skip town and avoid any questions!
July 6th, 2008 at 2:09 pm
If you dont want an axe-ident, just keep driving!
July 6th, 2008 at 5:33 pm
Hung Like Axe, Need Ride
July 6th, 2008 at 8:46 pm
It wont hurt much if you stop.
July 6th, 2008 at 10:01 pm
EXTREME CAR HUNTING…..
Sedan = 1 pt
Van = 3 pts
Truck = 5 pts
Van full of old people/special ed. people = priceless
July 6th, 2008 at 10:26 pm
schwing….schwing….schwing…..schwing
July 7th, 2008 at 7:18 am
Whoever is dumb enough to pick me up is gonna get FUCKED UP!
July 7th, 2008 at 7:23 am
The Guy in the second car forgot to tie his safety belt.
July 7th, 2008 at 11:33 am
WILL KILL FOR FOOD.
July 7th, 2008 at 12:45 pm
little do they know its tyra banks dressed as an armed hitch hiker…..to really see what it feels like to be ignored.
July 7th, 2008 at 1:21 pm
this guy is really pointing to the lunatic with a chainsaw further down the road!
July 7th, 2008 at 1:22 pm
A busload of schoolchildren…shoulda brought the chainsaw.
July 7th, 2008 at 1:23 pm
Have you seen my blue ox?
July 7th, 2008 at 9:16 pm
“Going to LA….LA anyone? Wait….Oh no…not one of these psychotic church van groups….”
July 7th, 2008 at 10:13 pm
“I knew I shouldn’t have combined Ambien with alcohol.”
July 7th, 2008 at 11:02 pm
The price of gas left Joe in an awkward predicament.
“Cmon Man! I just need to chop some wood for the steam engine.”
July 7th, 2008 at 11:49 pm
Why isn’t anyone stopping?
July 7th, 2008 at 11:51 pm
Statistically speaking, an axe murderer would be experienced enough to conceal his weapon. Henceforth, this man has no intention of killing anyone… Or he’s an idiot.
July 8th, 2008 at 1:18 am
1) I…triple-dog-dare you to pick that guy up!
2) “A little help please? I’m missing the casting call for the remake of The Shinning.”
3) Been stuck frozen in that maze for over twenty years, but i finally made it out to an open road, now if i could only catch a ride…
4)I’m coming for you Danny…
July 8th, 2008 at 3:20 am
At the Woodchuck Local 68 Union, we encourage our brothers to be green and save our fossil fuels. Share a Ride!!
July 8th, 2008 at 7:12 am
So, long story short, I lost my axe.
July 8th, 2008 at 8:54 am
And the Partridge Family was never heard from again.
July 8th, 2008 at 8:56 am
“Where ya headed?” “I wanna where your skin!” “Well alrighty hop on in!”
July 8th, 2008 at 11:06 am
Aw, man! My first day as a lumberjack and my car breaks down. Momma’s gonna be pissed if I lose this job too!
July 8th, 2008 at 11:12 am
In the end, it’s hard to tell who had it worse: the busload of fledgling Jehovah’s Witness missionaries who picked up the axe murderer or the axe murderer, trapped with them from Fresno to Monterrey, without so much as a door to slam.
July 8th, 2008 at 12:20 pm
yeah… a lumberjack
July 8th, 2008 at 12:25 pm
can you give me and my midget a ride to the Highland Games?
July 8th, 2008 at 12:32 pm
yes it’s a Gransfors Bruks
July 8th, 2008 at 1:06 pm
Ima hitcher
axe about axe about me
July 8th, 2008 at 2:46 pm
“Hey you got enough room for me and my dead wif…er…laundry?”
July 8th, 2008 at 3:02 pm
I’ll bet if he took off that damn hockey mask someone would stop.
July 8th, 2008 at 3:18 pm
Saddle up partner, you’ve got an honest face….
July 8th, 2008 at 3:52 pm
Patrick Bateman searches I-95 for more people who are into Huey Lewis.
July 8th, 2008 at 4:43 pm
Axe and you shall ride
July 8th, 2008 at 4:44 pm
“Hey, don’t judge me. You’re the ones driving a 2 ton dull axe with headlights…….freaks.”
July 8th, 2008 at 4:59 pm
OH LOOK! There’s a jeep in the background!
July 8th, 2008 at 5:52 pm
can I axe somebody for some help???
July 8th, 2008 at 7:41 pm
Proof that passing out at a party on Brokeback Mountain is enough to make anyone snap.
July 8th, 2008 at 7:48 pm
I’M RICK JAMES BITCH!!!
July 8th, 2008 at 8:14 pm
I just need to get some fire wood….
July 8th, 2008 at 8:40 pm
so this is what joff foxworthy does between appearances
July 8th, 2008 at 11:34 pm
Hip lumberjack approves of traffic. “I give it a thumbs-up,’ says lumberjack.
July 8th, 2008 at 11:46 pm
I don’t understand why nobody stops…I even shaved today!
July 8th, 2008 at 11:47 pm
Car to care salesman - a real mans job.
July 9th, 2008 at 3:24 am
Don’t Worry I’m a “AxeMan” oh Not The Serial Killer, The One From The Hit T.V. Show …
July 9th, 2008 at 3:37 am
Hey man thanks for stopping, You ever use an Axe Before?
July 9th, 2008 at 4:41 am
Thanks for picking me up. I can repay you for the ride, How do you like this Axe?
July 9th, 2008 at 8:14 am
1.) Thinning the human herd one car load of idiots at a time.
2.) World series of poker contestant decides to take up serial killing and uses his skills of misdirection to his advantage, hoping no one will notice the .45 hanging out of his jacket pocket he decides to hold an axe in plain sight.
July 9th, 2008 at 8:33 am
With my new disability, and no wheel chair to keep me in the back, I should be able to command the front row seat today………….and everyday!
July 9th, 2008 at 9:00 am
Seriously, what’s the big deal, it’s just an axe?
July 9th, 2008 at 11:05 am
What do you mean? This is my walking stick.
July 9th, 2008 at 12:04 pm
Joey proves the thumb works better than the axe.
July 9th, 2008 at 12:25 pm
Oh come on, it is just a bottle opener. What is the harm in walking around with a larger than average bottle opener??
July 9th, 2008 at 12:27 pm
My co-workers are just being funny and left me on the side of the road, could you please give me a ride back to the logging site?? Honestly, I just use the Ax to open my beers with.
July 9th, 2008 at 12:35 pm
I tried AXE body spray but the girls just ignored me, oh well time for plan B.
July 9th, 2008 at 12:54 pm
My doctor gave me this axe to cover up till the viagra wears off, why oh why couldn’t it have been a hoe?!
July 9th, 2008 at 12:58 pm
He just wants to axe for directions. Pick up that motherfucker and let’s rape him.
July 9th, 2008 at 1:48 pm
“Take me Mississippi, gonna take care of this Farve shit myself”
Quote from Aaron Rodgers Dad
July 9th, 2008 at 1:54 pm
Geez……it’s not like I need a ride to another state people. Just take me up the road to the Home Depot so I can return this piece of junk.
July 9th, 2008 at 2:28 pm
Oh my god! Floor it honey, that guy’s got a pocketknife on his belt!
July 9th, 2008 at 2:31 pm
He was suppose to ask people for a ride, not axe people for a ride.
July 9th, 2008 at 4:38 pm
Blue Ball Arkansas’ WAXE FM Traffic Chopper - first on the scene, and he’ll remove your spleen.
July 9th, 2008 at 5:09 pm
Gas prices got so high that many cross-country lumberjacks had find other ways to get around.
July 9th, 2008 at 10:35 pm
Would you mind for a game of thumb wrestling? The rule is simple, the loser loses his thumb.
July 9th, 2008 at 10:53 pm
Why aren’t these guys stopping? Oh, darn it, my thumb is too small.
July 9th, 2008 at 10:56 pm
We sell good axes.
July 9th, 2008 at 11:29 pm
“Nobody will ever notice you have an axe shaped-penis honey.” THANKS MOM!
OR , wait for it, wait for it
Nobody rides for free . . . CASH . . . GRASS . . . or AXE!
July 9th, 2008 at 11:40 pm
Thumbs up, the window is far enough down to brain the retard sitting next to it.
Thumbs down, I throw the axe anyways and hope to get the priest in the backseat molesting the alter boy.
July 10th, 2008 at 3:49 am
1) I’ve never hitch-hiked before. This is so axe-citing!
OR
2) The commercial says that if I use Axe, then all the girls will be attracted to me. Why isn’t this working?
July 11th, 2008 at 7:15 am
oooooooh……..is that an old navy jacket???