Write a caption for this photo os a hitchiker who needs to work on his marketing skills and you can win a copy of Unreal Tournament III for the Xbox 360. Leave your captions in the comments section, as usual.
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Winner: BlossomEndRot: Does this “3? make me look fat?
Runner Ups: Vinnie: A new rule for Nascar fans attending this years races: Everyone must shave their IQ somewhere in their body hair.
Darylo: The woman has a 3 shaved where only the unfortunate lower levels can see it…
CB: Marsha and Bob are huge #43 fans, but due to the speedways’ decency rule, Marsha had to put her shirt back on.
Duke: It was an eight twenty minutes ago.
KG: Following Wesley Snipes motto, “Always bet on a hairy back”
Nick: 3’s a crowd. A hairy, disgusting crowd.
Dave: you think this is cool? you should see my pubes
Logan: Gone… but not FURgotten
Youngfed: The 1st EVER “Fro-Back Jersey”. Coming to a store near you….However I sure hope not.
Oh this axe?? Um....I was using it like spoon. Shining it in your eyes to get your attention. I promise ill leave it here, im not going to bring it with me!
My name is Dimitri, you look very elegant in that car. I am giving you an opportunity to pick me up. If you opt to drive by instead of picking me up, I am no longer interested.
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
July 2nd, 2008 at 06:02 am
comon don't be so suspisious, he seems legit
July 2nd, 2008 at 06:22 am
The shocking thing is, that's not his hand holding the hatchet....
July 2nd, 2008 at 06:23 am
"but he has bud light"
July 2nd, 2008 at 07:29 am
I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok!
July 2nd, 2008 at 07:37 am
"Im a tool shed anyone need any tools.... Look an Axe..."
"Well time for tacos... Holy Tacos..."
July 2nd, 2008 at 08:38 am
"oh this? this is is nothing, it's uhh... a flag, i'm a pirate. Wait what? No don't drive off- goddamn i need a better story."
July 2nd, 2008 at 09:33 am
Its the knife you need to be worried about...
July 2nd, 2008 at 10:43 am
Go ahead pick me up...I dare you !
July 2nd, 2008 at 12:44 pm
Alan likes to whip out his axe in awkward situations.
July 2nd, 2008 at 12:45 pm
I wonder if its a coincidence that they show my dad trying to hitch-hike a ride from a short bus?
July 2nd, 2008 at 01:02 pm
A bus full of kids, score!
July 2nd, 2008 at 01:03 pm
Oh this axe?? Um....I was using it like spoon. Shining it in your eyes to get your attention. I promise ill leave it here, im not going to bring it with me!
July 2nd, 2008 at 01:11 pm
That's my axe boxfriend.
July 2nd, 2008 at 01:21 pm
What you don't know is he is on his way to murder everyone at FOXNews. Don't worry buddy...I've called you a cab.
July 2nd, 2008 at 01:30 pm
Do you REALLY think I could swing this thing effectively INSIDE the car?
Axe? I'm sure I don't know what you're talking about.
This was a gift from my lumberjack father. I take it everywhere with me.
Whoa, I can't believe you stopped, I thought I was gonna have to throw this into traffic.
This is my best friend, uh.. Jim.
July 2nd, 2008 at 01:30 pm
Many Chinese immigrants like, Lo ax Wang, fell on some hard times once the Transcontinental Railroad was completed.
July 2nd, 2008 at 01:38 pm
A new way to slash gas price
July 2nd, 2008 at 01:53 pm
At $4.50/gal., it's harder getting around to kill people.
July 2nd, 2008 at 02:00 pm
Don't be a pussy this guy seems legit!!
July 2nd, 2008 at 02:09 pm
Ah...what axe? Oh this? Don't worry about that. I am on my way to a lumber jack competition and my log broke down.
July 2nd, 2008 at 02:14 pm
"I don't get it, I can't seem to get a ride, and I'm not even black!"
January 28th, 2009 at 08:46 am
Wanted: Getaway Car.. Purpose: Axe Murder.. Place: your car
July 2nd, 2008 at 02:19 pm
"I need a lift to the TreeHugging Festival, its about 69 miles down this road"
July 2nd, 2008 at 02:37 pm
"Let's not pick him up, he has weird looking thumbs."
July 2nd, 2008 at 02:41 pm
Don't worry. It's really dull.
July 2nd, 2008 at 03:11 pm
"free axe to whoever picks me up!"
"he gave his bud light to the last guy who picked him up"
July 2nd, 2008 at 03:14 pm
looks like someone has a case of the monday's
July 2nd, 2008 at 03:31 pm
Pfft this isn't an axe, this is my uh... walking stick
July 2nd, 2008 at 03:47 pm
Awesome screenshot from Lionsgate's upcoming adaptation of Jack Kerouac's "On the Road."
July 2nd, 2008 at 03:52 pm
I just need a ride to my girlfriend's house, I found out she was cheating on me. We need to talk things over.
July 2nd, 2008 at 04:09 pm
Brother, can you lend me a hand?
July 2nd, 2008 at 04:45 pm
12 Bud Lights short of a lift into town.
July 2nd, 2008 at 05:04 pm
Hey, let's pull over and take a picture of an axe-wielding hitch hiker!
July 2nd, 2008 at 05:44 pm
"Hey! its Uncle Larry, I wonder when he got out of prison"
July 2nd, 2008 at 05:47 pm
Somehow the History Channel's promotion of "AXMEN"goes wrong...
July 2nd, 2008 at 05:49 pm
My name is Dimitri, and I can help you pick up chicks
July 2nd, 2008 at 05:55 pm
My name is Dimitri, you look very elegant in that car. I am giving you an opportunity to pick me up. If you opt to drive by instead of picking me up, I am no longer interested.
July 2nd, 2008 at 06:23 pm
Wanna give me a ride? i swear it wont end up like that movie saw.
July 2nd, 2008 at 07:28 pm
"No man, I was just cutting down some trees."
July 2nd, 2008 at 07:49 pm
"And to your right, is an ax-wielding psychopath."
July 2nd, 2008 at 08:05 pm
Rick's axe-shaped genitalia interfered with the steering wheel so he was no longer able to drive himself.
July 2nd, 2008 at 08:26 pm
Maybe if I hold this axe they won't stare at my cleft lip.
July 2nd, 2008 at 09:11 pm
Dude! Come on pick him up! He'll be perfect for Saw V!
July 2nd, 2008 at 09:12 pm
Shit this isn't working! I shoulda brought my hoe instead!
July 2nd, 2008 at 10:48 pm
I'm not a "hitchhiker" I just juggle these axe for the change.
July 2nd, 2008 at 10:56 pm
Please pull over bus full of schoolchildren. Please pull over . . .
July 2nd, 2008 at 11:26 pm
It's not the size of the axe, but how you swing it
July 2nd, 2008 at 11:47 pm
I'm a lumber jack and I'm OK. I sleep all night and work all day.
July 3rd, 2008 at 01:13 am
I hate hand me downs. I wish i had my brothers Chainsaw!
July 3rd, 2008 at 01:21 am
Anyone cared give me a ride? Need a break for beer! before cutting down the rest of the Christmas trees!
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