Write a caption for this photo os a hitchiker who needs to work on his marketing skills and you can win a copy of Unreal Tournament III for the Xbox 360. Leave your captions in the comments section, as usual.
See last week's winners after the jump.
Winner: BlossomEndRot: Does this “3? make me look fat?
Runner Ups: Vinnie: A new rule for Nascar fans attending this years races: Everyone must shave their IQ somewhere in their body hair.
Darylo: The woman has a 3 shaved where only the unfortunate lower levels can see it…
CB: Marsha and Bob are huge #43 fans, but due to the speedways’ decency rule, Marsha had to put her shirt back on.
Duke: It was an eight twenty minutes ago.
KG: Following Wesley Snipes motto, “Always bet on a hairy back”
Nick: 3’s a crowd. A hairy, disgusting crowd.
Dave: you think this is cool? you should see my pubes
Logan: Gone… but not FURgotten
Youngfed: The 1st EVER “Fro-Back Jersey”. Coming to a store near you….However I sure hope not.
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
July 3rd, 2008 at 01:35 am
Thumbs up for cars with lights on, axe up for cars with lights off
July 3rd, 2008 at 03:02 am
Hey Blond haired white women, pull over... I need to AXE you a few questions - OJ Simpson
July 3rd, 2008 at 03:06 am
On their way to a barmitzvah, a busload of 13 year old Jewish boys pick up the man who will performing their circumcisions later in the evening.
July 3rd, 2008 at 03:11 am
Dude, wheres my car?
July 3rd, 2008 at 07:07 am
If they only knew how much candy he had in his pockets.
July 3rd, 2008 at 08:48 am
id pick him up
July 3rd, 2008 at 09:35 am
"gas prices are kickin my axe"
July 3rd, 2008 at 11:17 am
I need a ride to the Lumberjacks' Convention...no, really I do.
July 3rd, 2008 at 11:31 am
You can trust me, this is my friendly axe.
July 3rd, 2008 at 12:23 pm
Man, I've been out here so long, I'm hackin' the shit out of the first person that stops.
July 3rd, 2008 at 12:42 pm
"This way to Morty's Tomahawk shop!"
July 3rd, 2008 at 01:13 pm
Give me a ride and I will Slash your gas prices in 1/2!
July 3rd, 2008 at 01:46 pm
So thats what happenned to Jason Voorhees.
July 3rd, 2008 at 02:38 pm
What the hell is wrong with these people, it's like the middle of the fucking day and they all have their lights on....
July 3rd, 2008 at 05:34 pm
I hope i can make it to the Bates motel before midnight tonight...
July 3rd, 2008 at 05:39 pm
Can I AXE you for a ride?
July 3rd, 2008 at 06:28 pm
Halloween 2: Evil needs a ride
July 3rd, 2008 at 06:46 pm
Throw me a bone...at least I'm trying.
July 3rd, 2008 at 06:55 pm
EXTREME HITCHHIKING!
July 3rd, 2008 at 07:12 pm
Even the retards in the short bus know a bad idea when they see it.
July 3rd, 2008 at 09:35 pm
"C'mon, it's not like I'm black!
July 3rd, 2008 at 10:57 pm
This HitchHACKER is just axing for a ride.
July 4th, 2008 at 12:12 am
"Hatching a ride"
July 4th, 2008 at 02:46 am
I just need a ride to that spooky mansion on the hill.
July 4th, 2008 at 02:59 am
"oh this? its just my uh, seeing eye axe"
July 4th, 2008 at 03:07 am
Juggalos cant afford cars... seriously help me out
July 4th, 2008 at 03:46 am
Dude, you think this picture is fucked up enough to get on the Holy Taco Give-a-way Wednesday?
July 4th, 2008 at 06:27 am
7 Minute Abs!
If anyone remebers the movie There's Something About Mary
July 4th, 2008 at 01:54 pm
Oh! Com'on people, I need to get to my ex-girlfriend's house before 5:00pm.
July 4th, 2008 at 02:15 pm
The Shining 2: Jack Moves to a Winnebago
July 4th, 2008 at 02:31 pm
Will chop down your tree for ride!
July 4th, 2008 at 02:34 pm
I'll leave the axe and bag of lime in the trunk if it will make you feel better.
July 4th, 2008 at 04:55 pm
do you wanna see a dead body?
July 4th, 2008 at 04:57 pm
I asked for a hoe but this is all they had left now im cold and there's wolves after me
July 4th, 2008 at 08:20 pm
The lost scene from "Into the Wild"
July 4th, 2008 at 08:36 pm
Certainly the drive-by shooting about to happen will be understandable.
July 4th, 2008 at 08:52 pm
"Whooooo's givin' Johhny a ride?"
July 5th, 2008 at 01:46 am
After getting fired from the factory Bill thought he would try out the psycho hitchhiker role. He sucked a that too.
July 5th, 2008 at 01:58 am
Scene from "Hack to the future"
July 5th, 2008 at 04:22 am
So I married an axe murderer and all I got was this lousy axe in the following divorce to show for it ...she got the car...
July 5th, 2008 at 04:42 am
Freeway Axit, 1/4 mile
July 5th, 2008 at 08:54 am
The commerical says the Axe Effect draws women, how come none have come up to me yet?
July 5th, 2008 at 09:01 am
maybe i should have brought the will split wood for ride sign. its going to be a long day!
July 5th, 2008 at 10:02 am
"come on, i need to pick up my kids from soccer practice"
July 5th, 2008 at 10:54 am
"please stop, i can't help it that my weiner is shaped like an axe!"
July 5th, 2008 at 02:27 pm
After Babe the blue ox was murdered.....paul decided to skip town and avoid any questions!
July 5th, 2008 at 08:09 pm
If you dont want an axe-ident, just keep driving!
July 5th, 2008 at 11:33 pm
Hung Like Axe, Need Ride
July 6th, 2008 at 02:46 am
It wont hurt much if you stop.
July 6th, 2008 at 04:01 am
EXTREME CAR HUNTING.....
Sedan = 1 pt
Van = 3 pts
Truck = 5 pts
Van full of old people/special ed. people = priceless
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