Write a caption for this photo os a hitchiker who needs to work on his marketing skills and you can win a copy of Unreal Tournament III for the Xbox 360. Leave your captions in the comments section, as usual.
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Winner: BlossomEndRot: Does this “3? make me look fat?
Runner Ups: Vinnie: A new rule for Nascar fans attending this years races: Everyone must shave their IQ somewhere in their body hair.
Darylo: The woman has a 3 shaved where only the unfortunate lower levels can see it…
CB: Marsha and Bob are huge #43 fans, but due to the speedways’ decency rule, Marsha had to put her shirt back on.
Duke: It was an eight twenty minutes ago.
KG: Following Wesley Snipes motto, “Always bet on a hairy back”
Nick: 3’s a crowd. A hairy, disgusting crowd.
Dave: you think this is cool? you should see my pubes
Logan: Gone… but not FURgotten
Youngfed: The 1st EVER “Fro-Back Jersey”. Coming to a store near you….However I sure hope not.
Statistically speaking, an axe murderer would be experienced enough to conceal his weapon. Henceforth, this man has no intention of killing anyone... Or he's an idiot.
In the end, it's hard to tell who had it worse: the busload of fledgling Jehovah's Witness missionaries who picked up the axe murderer or the axe murderer, trapped with them from Fresno to Monterrey, without so much as a door to slam.
1.) Thinning the human herd one car load of idiots at a time.
2.) World series of poker contestant decides to take up serial killing and uses his skills of misdirection to his advantage, hoping no one will notice the .45 hanging out of his jacket pocket he decides to hold an axe in plain sight.
My co-workers are just being funny and left me on the side of the road, could you please give me a ride back to the logging site?? Honestly, I just use the Ax to open my beers with.
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
July 6th, 2008 at 04:26 am
schwing....schwing....schwing.....schwing
July 6th, 2008 at 01:18 pm
Whoever is dumb enough to pick me up is gonna get FUCKED UP!
July 6th, 2008 at 01:23 pm
The Guy in the second car forgot to tie his safety belt.
July 6th, 2008 at 05:33 pm
WILL KILL FOR FOOD.
July 6th, 2008 at 06:45 pm
little do they know its tyra banks dressed as an armed hitch hiker.....to really see what it feels like to be ignored.
July 6th, 2008 at 07:21 pm
this guy is really pointing to the lunatic with a chainsaw further down the road!
July 6th, 2008 at 07:22 pm
A busload of schoolchildren...shoulda brought the chainsaw.
July 6th, 2008 at 07:23 pm
Have you seen my blue ox?
July 7th, 2008 at 03:16 am
"Going to LA....LA anyone? Wait....Oh no...not one of these psychotic church van groups...."
July 7th, 2008 at 04:13 am
"I knew I shouldn't have combined Ambien with alcohol."
July 7th, 2008 at 05:02 am
The price of gas left Joe in an awkward predicament.
"Cmon Man! I just need to chop some wood for the steam engine."
July 7th, 2008 at 05:49 am
Why isn't anyone stopping?
July 7th, 2008 at 05:51 am
Statistically speaking, an axe murderer would be experienced enough to conceal his weapon. Henceforth, this man has no intention of killing anyone... Or he's an idiot.
July 7th, 2008 at 07:18 am
1) I...triple-dog-dare you to pick that guy up!
2) "A little help please? I'm missing the casting call for the remake of The Shinning."
3) Been stuck frozen in that maze for over twenty years, but i finally made it out to an open road, now if i could only catch a ride...
4)I'm coming for you Danny...
July 7th, 2008 at 09:20 am
At the Woodchuck Local 68 Union, we encourage our brothers to be green and save our fossil fuels. Share a Ride!!
July 7th, 2008 at 01:12 pm
So, long story short, I lost my axe.
July 7th, 2008 at 02:54 pm
And the Partridge Family was never heard from again.
July 7th, 2008 at 02:56 pm
"Where ya headed?" "I wanna where your skin!" "Well alrighty hop on in!"
July 7th, 2008 at 05:06 pm
Aw, man! My first day as a lumberjack and my car breaks down. Momma's gonna be pissed if I lose this job too!
July 7th, 2008 at 05:12 pm
In the end, it's hard to tell who had it worse: the busload of fledgling Jehovah's Witness missionaries who picked up the axe murderer or the axe murderer, trapped with them from Fresno to Monterrey, without so much as a door to slam.
July 7th, 2008 at 06:20 pm
yeah... a lumberjack
July 7th, 2008 at 06:25 pm
can you give me and my midget a ride to the Highland Games?
July 7th, 2008 at 06:32 pm
yes it's a Gransfors Bruks
July 7th, 2008 at 07:06 pm
Ima hitcher
axe about axe about me
July 7th, 2008 at 08:46 pm
"Hey you got enough room for me and my dead wif...er...laundry?"
July 7th, 2008 at 09:02 pm
I'll bet if he took off that damn hockey mask someone would stop.
July 7th, 2008 at 09:18 pm
Saddle up partner, you've got an honest face....
July 7th, 2008 at 09:52 pm
Patrick Bateman searches I-95 for more people who are into Huey Lewis.
July 7th, 2008 at 10:43 pm
Axe and you shall ride
July 7th, 2008 at 10:44 pm
"Hey, don't judge me. You're the ones driving a 2 ton dull axe with headlights.......freaks."
July 7th, 2008 at 10:59 pm
OH LOOK! There's a jeep in the background!
July 7th, 2008 at 11:52 pm
can I axe somebody for some help???
July 8th, 2008 at 01:41 am
Proof that passing out at a party on Brokeback Mountain is enough to make anyone snap.
July 8th, 2008 at 01:48 am
I'M RICK JAMES BITCH!!!
July 8th, 2008 at 02:14 am
I just need to get some fire wood....
July 8th, 2008 at 02:40 am
so this is what joff foxworthy does between appearances
July 8th, 2008 at 05:34 am
Hip lumberjack approves of traffic. "I give it a thumbs-up,' says lumberjack.
July 8th, 2008 at 05:46 am
I don't understand why nobody stops...I even shaved today!
July 8th, 2008 at 05:47 am
Car to care salesman - a real mans job.
July 8th, 2008 at 09:24 am
Don't Worry I'm a "AxeMan" oh Not The Serial Killer, The One From The Hit T.V. Show ...
July 8th, 2008 at 09:37 am
Hey man thanks for stopping, You ever use an Axe Before?
July 8th, 2008 at 10:41 am
Thanks for picking me up. I can repay you for the ride, How do you like this Axe?
July 8th, 2008 at 02:14 pm
1.) Thinning the human herd one car load of idiots at a time.
2.) World series of poker contestant decides to take up serial killing and uses his skills of misdirection to his advantage, hoping no one will notice the .45 hanging out of his jacket pocket he decides to hold an axe in plain sight.
July 8th, 2008 at 02:33 pm
With my new disability, and no wheel chair to keep me in the back, I should be able to command the front row seat today.............and everyday!
July 8th, 2008 at 03:00 pm
Seriously, what's the big deal, it's just an axe?
July 8th, 2008 at 05:05 pm
What do you mean? This is my walking stick.
July 8th, 2008 at 06:04 pm
Joey proves the thumb works better than the axe.
July 8th, 2008 at 06:25 pm
Oh come on, it is just a bottle opener. What is the harm in walking around with a larger than average bottle opener??
July 8th, 2008 at 06:27 pm
My co-workers are just being funny and left me on the side of the road, could you please give me a ride back to the logging site?? Honestly, I just use the Ax to open my beers with.
July 8th, 2008 at 06:35 pm
I tried AXE body spray but the girls just ignored me, oh well time for plan B.
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