Write a caption for this photo os a hitchiker who needs to work on his marketing skills and you can win a copy of Unreal Tournament III for the Xbox 360. Leave your captions in the comments section, as usual.
See last week's winners after the jump.
Winner: BlossomEndRot: Does this “3? make me look fat?
Runner Ups: Vinnie: A new rule for Nascar fans attending this years races: Everyone must shave their IQ somewhere in their body hair.
Darylo: The woman has a 3 shaved where only the unfortunate lower levels can see it…
CB: Marsha and Bob are huge #43 fans, but due to the speedways’ decency rule, Marsha had to put her shirt back on.
Duke: It was an eight twenty minutes ago.
KG: Following Wesley Snipes motto, “Always bet on a hairy back”
Nick: 3’s a crowd. A hairy, disgusting crowd.
Dave: you think this is cool? you should see my pubes
Logan: Gone… but not FURgotten
Youngfed: The 1st EVER “Fro-Back Jersey”. Coming to a store near you….However I sure hope not.
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
July 8th, 2008 at 06:58 pm
He just wants to axe for directions. Pick up that motherfucker and let's rape him.
July 8th, 2008 at 07:48 pm
"Take me Mississippi, gonna take care of this Farve shit myself"
Quote from Aaron Rodgers Dad
July 8th, 2008 at 07:54 pm
Geez......it's not like I need a ride to another state people. Just take me up the road to the Home Depot so I can return this piece of junk.
July 8th, 2008 at 08:28 pm
Oh my god! Floor it honey, that guy's got a pocketknife on his belt!
July 8th, 2008 at 08:31 pm
He was suppose to ask people for a ride, not axe people for a ride.
July 8th, 2008 at 10:38 pm
Blue Ball Arkansas' WAXE FM Traffic Chopper - first on the scene, and he'll remove your spleen.
July 8th, 2008 at 11:09 pm
Gas prices got so high that many cross-country lumberjacks had find other ways to get around.
July 9th, 2008 at 04:35 am
Would you mind for a game of thumb wrestling? The rule is simple, the loser loses his thumb.
July 9th, 2008 at 04:53 am
Why aren't these guys stopping? Oh, darn it, my thumb is too small.
July 9th, 2008 at 04:56 am
We sell good axes.
July 9th, 2008 at 05:29 am
"Nobody will ever notice you have an axe shaped-penis honey." THANKS MOM!
OR , wait for it, wait for it
Nobody rides for free . . . CASH . . . GRASS . . . or AXE!
July 9th, 2008 at 05:40 am
Thumbs up, the window is far enough down to brain the retard sitting next to it.
Thumbs down, I throw the axe anyways and hope to get the priest in the backseat molesting the alter boy.
July 9th, 2008 at 09:49 am
1) I've never hitch-hiked before. This is so axe-citing!
OR
2) The commercial says that if I use Axe, then all the girls will be attracted to me. Why isn't this working?
July 10th, 2008 at 01:15 pm
oooooooh........is that an old navy jacket???
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