Hulk Hogan Stalks Linda Hogan
If there’s one thing you have to know about the Hulkster, it’s that he could strike anywhere, at any time. Especially, ESPECIALLY, if you’re holding a microphone that’s descended from above you and you’re giving a speech about how much he sucks. So, it’s no surprise Linda Hogan said this according to people.com:
Linda Hogan filed court documents on June 30 seeking to prevent her estranged husband from harassing her.
Linda Hogan, 48, claims that Hulk Hogan, 54, “relentlessly and methodically” follows her, “causing her anxiety and fear for her safety at all times.
I think Jimmy “Super Fly” Snuka filed a similar lawsuit on Monday Night Raw, but it was dismissed when he was hit by a chair thrown by The Million Dollar Man who was acting as the judge of an impromptu courtroom that had been set up in the ring. I knew it wasn’t looking good for Snuka when Hulkster objected on the grounds of “Snuka needs to grow some cahones, and stop acting like a little giiiiiirrllllllllll!” and Million Dollar Man sustained that objection.
Anyway, it got me to thinking, what would it look like to have the Hulkster stalking you. I think we all know what it would look like:
Then of course, if he called in some friends, it might look something like this:
Tags: hulk hogan, linda hogan, million dollar man
July 3rd, 2008 at 1:08 pm
“Your honor, I spent several hours a week following my husband for my own protection. Everywhere I follow him, there he is. Can’t you see how threatening that is? He can’t stay away from me. Look, he’s in the courtroom right now”
July 3rd, 2008 at 2:26 pm
Fuck this family, Brooke is a bitch, linda is a whiny cunt, hulk is just a retard, and nick is whiny coward little bitch who cant take the blame for anything. stop writing about these worthless pieces of shit plz.
July 3rd, 2008 at 2:35 pm
Anyone else smell a pay-per-view bout in the making between The Hulkster and his wife? They’re too big of a bunch of media whores to turn it down.
Also: I’d probably piss myself if Hogan really was following her around…with a steel chair!
July 3rd, 2008 at 3:20 pm
Seriously, I don’t know why you guys report on some of the stuff you do. If no one reported on the Hogans asinine existence, no one would know about it, and they could stop pulling shit to try and get attention. The only thing you guys are doing by reporting on it is letting the cycle continue.
July 3rd, 2008 at 4:02 pm
I want more more lame Brooke Hogan pics so I can rag on her!!!!!
July 5th, 2008 at 10:47 am
sounds like yet another publicity stunt by the hogan knows best team. he seemed to have more interest in his daughter than his wife anyway.never saw any hulkster massages wife’s fat ass headlines anywhere still though she has a nice set of sweater puppets.poor little nick asshole must be inflamed at this stage but im sure he lies awake at night wondering if he will get his licence back
July 5th, 2008 at 11:59 pm
i love Macho Man! he should do those Slim Jim commercials again. Good times.
July 7th, 2008 at 10:05 pm
OH YEAH!
July 13th, 2008 at 9:48 am
id bone the hell outta brooke but i can see hogan harrassin his wife it just seems like somthing he would do