You ever hear stories about alcoholics who one day wake up in a pile of their own shit and vomit and something just clicks in their head and they realize "what the hell am I doing?" Well, replace "shit and vomit" with "Brian Austin Green" and I think that's basically what happened with Megan Fox. Celebedge.com reports:
Megan Fox has sent letters to her business associates announcing she's called off her engagement to Brian Austin Green. Hopefully she let him know too.
The 22-year-old decided "she's too young to marry him," according to a source referenced by Contact Music.
To this day I have no idea how Brian Austin Green landed Megan Fox. I got the same feeling of confusion and disgust when I first looked at them together that I got when I was four and walked in on my parents having doggy style sex. In both cases I cried for several minutes and needed a fruit roll up and a capri sun to calm me down.
I think the big thing here is that Megan must not have understood how hot she was. Hollywood is all about how you look. Hence, if you take the hollywood actress scale of hotness and give megan fox a 9 or so, you can see, she should at least be giving George Clooney HJs. Take a look:
Thanks to reader Dr. Strangepork for alerting me to this article.
Brian must have done something great karma-wise to land Megan. And must have done something bad like rob a handicapped kid to get the shit-end of the the dumpstick.
Either that or she caught him pullin' it to pictures of Tory Spelling in memory of 90210.
Damn Brian, sorry to dump on it but SHE IS FUCKING HOT and likes to fuck. WTF?
You should've put someone in there who is actually in need of a handjob, as opposed to someone who has hot and sober chicks grabbing for his crotch on a regular basis. Here's who I think you should've put instead of George Clooney:
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
July 6th, 2008 at 07:09 pm
Brian must have done something great karma-wise to land Megan. And must have done something bad like rob a handicapped kid to get the shit-end of the the dumpstick.
Either that or she caught him pullin' it to pictures of Tory Spelling in memory of 90210.
Damn Brian, sorry to dump on it but SHE IS FUCKING HOT and likes to fuck. WTF?
July 7th, 2008 at 12:51 am
I find it disturbing that you put a guys' hand in "The Fight to give George Clooney a HJ".
July 7th, 2008 at 04:47 am
you'd be surprised how hard it is/lazy i am, when it comes to finding a hand making a fist on google images.
July 7th, 2008 at 05:50 am
You should've put someone in there who is actually in need of a handjob, as opposed to someone who has hot and sober chicks grabbing for his crotch on a regular basis. Here's who I think you should've put instead of George Clooney:
http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/51286835.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4A...
You know it's true.
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