Above is Pizza Hut spokesman Jessica Simpson and her boyfriend, former Eastern Illinois quarterback Anthony Romo. So, apparently her t-shirt pissed off Pamela Anderson, who is big into animal protection and such, who said this on the radio:
Speaking on radio in Australia - the star slammed her rival buxom blonde. Pammi blasted: "I think she is a bitch and a whore. Actually, I don't know if she was talking about food or men."
The United Association of Bitches and Whores released a statement saying "We think she's just stupid. Please don't lump her in with us." The UABW has a strong union, I wouldn't screw with them. So, anyway, now Jessica Simpson is pissed:
a pal of Jessica admits: "She was deeply hurt and upset at the comments. To say Jessica is mad about it is an understatement. She is disgusted at Pamela's remarks and fully intended to go after her, until her family made her see sense. Her folks told her NOT to make a big deal of it - as that would only get Pamela the press she's so desperate for. So Jessica is keeping quiet as she's the one on the way up, while Pamela Anderson is on the way down."
I'm not even going to make a joke about "going down" because I refuse to be puppeteered by "a pal of Jessica" who is clearly attempting to be one half of a comedy team.
I like how Jessica Simpson says Pamela Anderson is desperate for press. That would be like my dog telling my neighbors dog that it's desperate for assholes to sniff. Jessica Simpson is fairly stupid and I bet runs mostly on instinct, like a salamander or bumble bee. So, if I know anything about evolutionary psychology, which I don't, I bet her instinct is telling her to strike back at Pamela some how. I'm thinking Pam might get this in the mail:
Anti-meat people are fools, who don't have anything better to do, heck, I don't want to eat a cute cow/chicken/pig, but they are just too delicious! Keep your crazy activism private, and let the rest of us do what we want---Ok b*tch?
Shit, El Rico, I would pay big money to see that. I would pay more to see Jessica Simpson banged in the ass by Pam.. But hey, beggers can't be choosers.
(When I say "Big money" I mean I would sit on my ass and download it for free while other people paid for it.)
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
July 7th, 2008 at 11:47 pm
what's with you and dog's assholes today? That's like the 3rd or 4th reference. Sicko. you have any pics?
July 8th, 2008 at 01:12 am
Nice rack!
July 8th, 2008 at 01:19 am
Jessica Simpson on the way up? Is that why she is doing county fairs now?
July 8th, 2008 at 04:11 am
Is it coincidence that Jessica's "Real Girls Eat Meat" shirt is also pink, or are we getting some weird Freudian reference here?
July 8th, 2008 at 05:02 am
Real girls eat meat AND men. Clearly.
Pam Anderson is just bitter.
July 8th, 2008 at 12:56 pm
Anti-meat people are fools, who don't have anything better to do, heck, I don't want to eat a cute cow/chicken/pig, but they are just too delicious! Keep your crazy activism private, and let the rest of us do what we want---Ok b*tch?
July 8th, 2008 at 02:50 pm
I think Jessica should put on a 12 inch "strap-on" and bang Pam in the ass from behind
July 8th, 2008 at 03:32 pm
Shit, El Rico, I would pay big money to see that. I would pay more to see Jessica Simpson banged in the ass by Pam.. But hey, beggers can't be choosers.
(When I say "Big money" I mean I would sit on my ass and download it for free while other people paid for it.)
July 8th, 2008 at 06:45 pm
pams just mad because the last time she "went down" she got the Hep.
July 8th, 2008 at 08:59 pm
Eli, good idea. Also, Jessica should suck on the strap-on afterwards and drink her own love juice.....yum.
July 19th, 2008 at 07:24 pm
Pam Anderson is a nasty has been. Do us a favor pam and disappear
September 13th, 2008 at 01:42 pm
You all are a bunch of idiots. Watch your mouths, you should be in church today!
July 10th, 2009 at 11:55 pm
Everything Pam Anderson said about Jessica Simpson was TRUE....why would ANYONE give Jessica ANY credibility whatsoever. She is an untalented wannabe.
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