July 8th, 2008 | 08:11

Write a caption for the world's most delicious sculpture and you can win a copy of Command and Conquer 3: Kane's Wrath. As usual, leave your captions in the comment section. Winners will be contacted via Holy Taco.

See last week's winners after the jump.

Winner:
Joe: “I saw it on a TV commercial - the guys use AXE and the girls go crazy!”

Runner Ups:
Bentoboxx: It was at that moment that the Brawny Guy realised he should invest in a more reliable car.

MTaylor: You, It’s What’s for Dinner.

PKFire: Dammit! I’m never going to get a ride to the party with this Halloween costume….

mentalsticks: “Got wood?”

Necrophilist: When Bush says he’s cutting gas costs, he’s not kidding.

Chris: This guy is really pointing to the lunatic with a chainsaw further down the road!

Honorable Mention For Being So Bad, It's Good:
Matt: Don’t worry the ax is for my wife. My Axe wife that is.

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89 Responses to "Give-A-Wednesday: Command & Conquer 3: Kane's Wrath for the Xbox 360"

  1. Joe Kerr Says:

    Stop offering my girlfriend fromunda cheese, Ben Franklin!!!

  2. C.S. Roberts Says:

    Finally, something I can eat and fuck without a felony.

  3. Kenny Says:

    I always knew that the Lollipop Kid's would finally get their careers back on track.

  4. MexiMegs Says:

    Yes, we know politicians have the cheese, but what about the ones with crabs. Don't forget about them!

  5. MmmCheese Says:

    "Made from 100% Fromunda Cheese"

  6. Dr_Strangepork Says:

    I hold these truths evident that this country will not be completely delicious until I see signatures from Francis Bacon, John Budweiser, and Sir Edmund of Porkrind.

  7. Ry-Bread Says:

    A cheese sculpture of our forefathers and a woman eating an envelope. Now I have seen everything.

  8. Chadillac Says:

    if you ever wanted to have sex with the founding fathers and/or a huge block of cheese.....this is likely your only chance.

  9. FrogSoda Says:

    The critic was heard saying "it's gouda"

  10. rich Says:

    avg american : who the hell are those yellow Asian ppl in that statue?

  11. Cazza Says:

    10,000 udders sore and still no amendment for their protection.

  12. ricky04 Says:

    I hanker for a hunk of, a slab or slice or chunk of, i hanker for a hunk of cheese. yahoo!

  13. we pulled this Says:

    pulled this whole thing out of johnson's colon...sculpted and all....

  14. Lou Says:

    Not realizing the sublimal advertising, Katie was halfway through her inter-office memo before she realized it wasn't a cheez-it

  15. Rock Says:

    Cheese. We stole it from foreigners the same way we stole our country...so patriotic.

  16. Manuel Says:

    The newlyweds from Nebraska could never figure out big city livin. Let alone the art.

  17. Phyrewall Says:

    "Artist's rendition of how foreign countries see America"

  18. Don Says:

    "How far apart are your contractions?"

    "Who cares?!"

  19. dreamweaver1984 Says:

    Holy Cheese-it Batman!!!

  20. Atul Says:

    (kit kat song plays in backround) Give me a break.............. give me a break,break me off a piece of that cheese it statue!

  21. Cheera Says:

    "I love men in cheese"

  22. vat Says:

    “mmmm cheesyy” thinks the girl

    the above was me

  23. Says:

    "mmmm cheesyy" thinks the girl

  24. dandaman Says:

    "looks so good it will make you eat envelopes"

  25. Jay Says:

    Look! It's Han Solo's cousins from the Cheddar Strikes Back.

  26. Jay Says:

    Look! It's Ha

  27. postalapocolypse Says:

    cheesus christ karaoke was dull back then

  28. Chris Says:

    I smell a rat...

  29. Abhi Says:

    "So this is where President's cheese comes from."

    "Ben Franklin was never President numbnuts"

  30. Justownie2900 Says:

    "One day, I will be on this cheese block! You'll see!"

  31. B0B Says:

    Hey honey, it smells just like your vagina.

  32. Chris Says:

    "Cheese-us those guys are really old. Is the cheese moldy? I know you'll eat it honey, you'll eat anything. I mean..........you're already gnawing on that envelope."

  33. the dude Says:

    man: look honey its the simpsons! 3D!!!
    woman: dont be rediculous thats just a statue of some asians

  34. Rusto Says:

    Well, go-o-o-o-o-lly! Them there lil fellas ain't moved a bit in the five hours I been standing here...

  35. Eli Says:

    "It ain't ee-z being chee-z."

    No no..

    "We need more crackers!"

  36. Dylan Says:

    Damn! patriotism taste like shit

  37. Tatom Says:

    DAMN! That new David Beckham/Armani ad is HUGE!!!

    I wounder why I'm craving Cheeze-Its all of the sudden . . .

  38. darylo Says:

    Oh honey, it smells just like Mr Winkie...

  39. Starboykb Says:

    Honey, look at that che.......Oh wait! You see that? Nice....

  40. Anthony Says:

    You mean if I eat this huge fucking cracker in one minute we can win this statue???

  41. Chad Says:

    The only known picture of the cheez-it statue before a mob of stoners devoured it.

  42. Robert Says:

    She is thinking; "Ummmm, that cheese sure does look tasty!!!"

    He is thinking; "I wonder how long that would take to eat???"

  43. Bobby Says:

    "BEHOLD, THE POWER OF CHEESE"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  44. Dan Says:

    "Honey, we are going to be soooooo constipated after this."

  45. Grenades4sale Says:

    13:41 hrs and counting till an explosion of cheestastic proportions.....

  46. Pratik Says:

    This is like a wine-o's dream come true.

  47. BMK Says:

    That's the Cheez-it, beotch!

  48. Brian Says:

    "You Farted!"
    "Its the cheese, I swear!"

  49. Mr. Poopoopachu Says:

    Collateral Damage: This surveillance photo shows a couple of unsuspecting Slavic tourists moments before they were devoured by a pack of hungry Manhattan rats.

  50. KG Says:

    "We present to you- the Big Cheeses of our nation"

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