Write a caption for the world's most delicious sculpture and you can win a copy of Command and Conquer 3: Kane's Wrath. As usual, leave your captions in the comment section. Winners will be contacted via Holy Taco.
See last week's winners after the jump.
Winner: Joe: “I saw it on a TV commercial - the guys use AXE and the girls go crazy!”
Runner Ups: Bentoboxx: It was at that moment that the Brawny Guy realised he should invest in a more reliable car.
MTaylor: You, It’s What’s for Dinner.
PKFire: Dammit! I’m never going to get a ride to the party with this Halloween costume….
mentalsticks: “Got wood?”
Necrophilist: When Bush says he’s cutting gas costs, he’s not kidding.
Chris: This guy is really pointing to the lunatic with a chainsaw further down the road!
Honorable Mention For Being So Bad, It's Good: Matt: Don’t worry the ax is for my wife. My Axe wife that is.
Lion King the musical and a huge block of cheese with the founding fathers carved into it. What more could you ask for? Well. . . the dudes probably wishing for a hotter girlfriend/sister.
I find cheese in 1 lbs block form to be much more useful. What the hell is this sculpture depicting? The committee that decided to give infected sheets to Native Americans? why waste cheese. (brought to you by the committee to save cheese)
I find cheese in 1 lbs block form to be much more useful. What the hell is this sculpture depicting? The committee that decided to give infected sheets to Native Americans? why waste cheese. (brought to you by the committee to save cheese)
"i hear the base is actually a sombrero with tortilla chips surrounding the brim and salsa's inside the sculpture. ooooohhhh baby i cant wait till tomorrow...i hear its gonna be a scorcher. HERE I COME FREE NACHOS!"
Collateral Damage: This surveillance photo shows a couple of unsuspecting Slavic tourists moments before they were devoured by a pack of hungry Manhattan rats.
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July 8th, 2008 at 08:18 pm
Kinda cheesy isn't it?
July 8th, 2008 at 08:24 pm
And I thought that Legally Blonde: The Musical was the cheesiest thing on Broadway!
July 8th, 2008 at 08:31 pm
We find these truths to be self evident that all cheese are created stinky.
July 8th, 2008 at 08:33 pm
This is really bad but oh well.
"Wow the forefathers really did make the world a cheddar place"
July 8th, 2008 at 08:39 pm
We the people, in order to cut the cheese...
July 8th, 2008 at 08:41 pm
Mindy doubted that it would taste as good as her boyfriend's smegma.
July 8th, 2008 at 08:43 pm
Only 2 "Crackers" for all that cheese?
July 8th, 2008 at 08:49 pm
I can't believe they put the Red Hot Chili Pepper's float right behind the Cheez-It float.
July 8th, 2008 at 08:56 pm
A monument to all that is wrong with people from Wisconsin, and next to that a cheese sculpure.
July 8th, 2008 at 08:59 pm
This is a photo of what A-rod was left with after the divorce. Two white people and a pile of cheese.
July 8th, 2008 at 09:00 pm
I am going to nibble on this envelope like a rat does cheese!
July 8th, 2008 at 09:06 pm
Wife "Hopefully that crazy guy with the axe we saw trying to hitch a ride to NYC doesn't cut it..."
July 8th, 2008 at 09:21 pm
We solemnly declare Cheez-it yummiest beyond measure.
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July 8th, 2008 at 09:24 pm
And that's how you get so much cheesey taste in one bite.
July 8th, 2008 at 09:43 pm
...Have a chance to win this cheesy sculpture ! (It came from France and nobody wanted it at the office.)
July 8th, 2008 at 09:51 pm
Lion King the musical and a huge block of cheese with the founding fathers carved into it. What more could you ask for? Well. . . the dudes probably wishing for a hotter girlfriend/sister.
July 8th, 2008 at 10:15 pm
Cheese: America was not built on such things, but it is the reason why the citizens are obese.
July 8th, 2008 at 10:20 pm
I find cheese in 1 lbs block form to be much more useful. What the hell is this sculpture depicting? The committee that decided to give infected sheets to Native Americans? why waste cheese. (brought to you by the committee to save cheese)
July 8th, 2008 at 10:21 pm
I find cheese in 1 lbs block form to be much more useful. What the hell is this sculpture depicting? The committee that decided to give infected sheets to Native Americans? why waste cheese. (brought to you by the committee to save cheese)
July 8th, 2008 at 11:01 pm
It would look more realistic if they used "WHITE" cheddar ?!?!
July 8th, 2008 at 11:50 pm
How long did Criss Angel say he would be in there?
July 8th, 2008 at 11:57 pm
And you say the way I make love to you is cheesy!!!
July 9th, 2008 at 12:18 am
"Either we go watch the god damn lion king, or i steal this cheese for you, and you can't have both"
July 9th, 2008 at 01:25 am
"So this is what you did with all that dick cheese"
July 9th, 2008 at 01:58 am
"We gonna sound so smart when we tell 'em all back home that we went to NYC and seen the Mount Rushmore."
July 9th, 2008 at 02:17 am
Dead presidents, cheddar--I feel you now, Fitty.
July 9th, 2008 at 02:26 am
What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... monument of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing.
July 9th, 2008 at 02:38 am
this picture reaffirms my belief that all people suck... except for me of course
July 9th, 2008 at 03:18 am
"Well, honey, at least things were as cheesy back then as they are now."
July 9th, 2008 at 03:45 am
" I wonder if I could F#@! it?"
"Me too!"
July 9th, 2008 at 04:21 am
Celebrate Independence Day with a sculpture of the same ingredients found in most American's thighs
July 9th, 2008 at 04:28 am
Thomas Jefferson -"One day they'll make a GRAND monument to remember this great moment in American history."
July 9th, 2008 at 05:06 am
"i hear the base is actually a sombrero with tortilla chips surrounding the brim and salsa's inside the sculpture. ooooohhhh baby i cant wait till tomorrow...i hear its gonna be a scorcher. HERE I COME FREE NACHOS!"
July 9th, 2008 at 08:51 am
"Its just a god damned piece of cheese people" - George W. Bush
July 9th, 2008 at 10:09 am
"You brought me all the way here to see this, are you happy now?"
July 9th, 2008 at 10:22 am
"Hey Fivel! Didn't I say that in America the streets are paved with cheese?"
July 9th, 2008 at 12:46 pm
Whats with the token black guy in the back row???
July 9th, 2008 at 12:51 pm
You think that's impressive? You should see the size of the New York City rat they are gonna feed it to!
July 9th, 2008 at 01:25 pm
The Declaration of Independence is the perfect plan of mice and men
July 9th, 2008 at 01:28 pm
"We present to you- the Big Cheeses of our nation"
July 9th, 2008 at 01:46 pm
Collateral Damage: This surveillance photo shows a couple of unsuspecting Slavic tourists moments before they were devoured by a pack of hungry Manhattan rats.
July 9th, 2008 at 01:48 pm
"You Farted!"
"Its the cheese, I swear!"
July 9th, 2008 at 01:51 pm
That's the Cheez-it, beotch!
July 9th, 2008 at 01:59 pm
This is like a wine-o's dream come true.
July 9th, 2008 at 02:13 pm
13:41 hrs and counting till an explosion of cheestastic proportions.....
July 9th, 2008 at 02:31 pm
"Honey, we are going to be soooooo constipated after this."
July 9th, 2008 at 04:50 pm
"BEHOLD, THE POWER OF CHEESE"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
July 9th, 2008 at 04:53 pm
She is thinking; "Ummmm, that cheese sure does look tasty!!!"
He is thinking; "I wonder how long that would take to eat???"
July 9th, 2008 at 08:04 pm
The only known picture of the cheez-it statue before a mob of stoners devoured it.
July 9th, 2008 at 08:28 pm
You mean if I eat this huge fucking cracker in one minute we can win this statue???
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