Write a caption for the world's most delicious sculpture and you can win a copy of Command and Conquer 3: Kane's Wrath. As usual, leave your captions in the comment section. Winners will be contacted via Holy Taco.
See last week's winners after the jump.
Winner: Joe: “I saw it on a TV commercial - the guys use AXE and the girls go crazy!”
Runner Ups: Bentoboxx: It was at that moment that the Brawny Guy realised he should invest in a more reliable car.
MTaylor: You, It’s What’s for Dinner.
PKFire: Dammit! I’m never going to get a ride to the party with this Halloween costume….
mentalsticks: “Got wood?”
Necrophilist: When Bush says he’s cutting gas costs, he’s not kidding.
Chris: This guy is really pointing to the lunatic with a chainsaw further down the road!
Honorable Mention For Being So Bad, It's Good: Matt: Don’t worry the ax is for my wife. My Axe wife that is.
"Cheese-us those guys are really old. Is the cheese moldy? I know you'll eat it honey, you'll eat anything. I mean..........you're already gnawing on that envelope."
I hold these truths evident that this country will not be completely delicious until I see signatures from Francis Bacon, John Budweiser, and Sir Edmund of Porkrind.
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July 9th, 2008 at 11:30 pm
Honey, look at that che.......Oh wait! You see that? Nice....
July 9th, 2008 at 11:34 pm
Oh honey, it smells just like Mr Winkie...
July 9th, 2008 at 11:43 pm
DAMN! That new David Beckham/Armani ad is HUGE!!!
I wounder why I'm craving Cheeze-Its all of the sudden . . .
July 10th, 2008 at 01:31 am
Damn! patriotism taste like shit
July 10th, 2008 at 04:25 am
"It ain't ee-z being chee-z."
No no..
"We need more crackers!"
July 10th, 2008 at 12:50 pm
Well, go-o-o-o-o-lly! Them there lil fellas ain't moved a bit in the five hours I been standing here...
July 10th, 2008 at 01:09 pm
man: look honey its the simpsons! 3D!!!
woman: dont be rediculous thats just a statue of some asians
July 10th, 2008 at 01:33 pm
"Cheese-us those guys are really old. Is the cheese moldy? I know you'll eat it honey, you'll eat anything. I mean..........you're already gnawing on that envelope."
July 10th, 2008 at 02:12 pm
Hey honey, it smells just like your vagina.
July 10th, 2008 at 03:01 pm
"One day, I will be on this cheese block! You'll see!"
July 10th, 2008 at 05:27 pm
"So this is where President's cheese comes from."
"Ben Franklin was never President numbnuts"
July 10th, 2008 at 06:33 pm
I smell a rat...
July 10th, 2008 at 06:42 pm
cheesus christ karaoke was dull back then
July 10th, 2008 at 09:23 pm
Look! It's Ha
July 10th, 2008 at 09:28 pm
Look! It's Han Solo's cousins from the Cheddar Strikes Back.
July 10th, 2008 at 09:59 pm
"looks so good it will make you eat envelopes"
July 10th, 2008 at 11:48 pm
"mmmm cheesyy" thinks the girl
July 10th, 2008 at 11:49 pm
“mmmm cheesyy” thinks the girl
the above was me
July 11th, 2008 at 12:04 am
"I love men in cheese"
July 11th, 2008 at 12:07 am
(kit kat song plays in backround) Give me a break.............. give me a break,break me off a piece of that cheese it statue!
July 11th, 2008 at 12:39 am
Holy Cheese-it Batman!!!
July 11th, 2008 at 02:02 am
"How far apart are your contractions?"
"Who cares?!"
July 11th, 2008 at 05:19 am
"Artist's rendition of how foreign countries see America"
July 11th, 2008 at 10:35 am
The newlyweds from Nebraska could never figure out big city livin. Let alone the art.
July 11th, 2008 at 11:13 am
Cheese. We stole it from foreigners the same way we stole our country...so patriotic.
July 11th, 2008 at 01:11 pm
Not realizing the sublimal advertising, Katie was halfway through her inter-office memo before she realized it wasn't a cheez-it
July 11th, 2008 at 05:22 pm
pulled this whole thing out of johnson's colon...sculpted and all....
July 12th, 2008 at 08:53 pm
I hanker for a hunk of, a slab or slice or chunk of, i hanker for a hunk of cheese. yahoo!
July 13th, 2008 at 12:32 am
10,000 udders sore and still no amendment for their protection.
July 13th, 2008 at 06:21 pm
avg american : who the hell are those yellow Asian ppl in that statue?
July 13th, 2008 at 10:04 pm
The critic was heard saying "it's gouda"
July 14th, 2008 at 06:58 am
if you ever wanted to have sex with the founding fathers and/or a huge block of cheese.....this is likely your only chance.
July 14th, 2008 at 11:33 am
A cheese sculpture of our forefathers and a woman eating an envelope. Now I have seen everything.
July 14th, 2008 at 07:28 pm
I hold these truths evident that this country will not be completely delicious until I see signatures from Francis Bacon, John Budweiser, and Sir Edmund of Porkrind.
July 14th, 2008 at 08:09 pm
"Made from 100% Fromunda Cheese"
July 14th, 2008 at 08:52 pm
Yes, we know politicians have the cheese, but what about the ones with crabs. Don't forget about them!
July 14th, 2008 at 10:55 pm
I always knew that the Lollipop Kid's would finally get their careers back on track.
July 15th, 2008 at 03:54 am
Finally, something I can eat and fuck without a felony.
July 15th, 2008 at 10:39 am
Stop offering my girlfriend fromunda cheese, Ben Franklin!!!
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