July 8th, 2008 | 06:30
Apparently people thought the picture above was of a pregnant Angelina Jolie in her hospital room, very close to giving birth. I can't understand how anyone thought that. To me it looks like this picture was snapped in New Orleans right after someone tried to toss beads towards some hot college coed and a pregnant chick caught them. But just to clarify, it's not Angelina Jolie. Usmagazine.com reports:
Last Thursday, photos surfaced of a pregnant woman who resembled the actress, 33, at Lenval Hospital in Nice, France.
But a hospital rep tells the Associated Press: "It is impossible to see into Mr. Brad Pitt and Mrs. Angelina Jolie's room. This is not Mr. Brad Pitt or Mrs. Angelina Jolie in them."
It is impossible to see inside Angelina Jolie's room and I'll tell you why; it's filled with a bunch of really angry orphans from a third world country that are pissed they didn't get adopted.
Being sarcastic is no way to get adopted.
![](mailto:?subject=Jolie Hospital Room Pics Are Fake&body=<p><a href="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/joliefakebaby.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-2559" title="joliefakebaby" src="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/joliefakebaby.jpg" alt="" width="450" height="422" /></a></p>
<p>Apparently people thought the picture above was of a pregnant <a href="http://www.chickipedia.com/Angelina_Jolie" target="_blank">Angelina Jolie</a> in her hospital room, very close to giving birth. I can't understand how anyone thought that. To me it looks like this picture was snapped in New Orleans right after someone tried to toss beads towards some hot college coed and a pregnant chick caught them. But just to clarify, it's not Angelina Jolie. <a href="http://www.usmagazine.com/pregnant-pics-of-angelina-jolie-are-fakes" target="_blank">Usmagazine.com</a> reports:</p>
<blockquote><p>Last Thursday, photos surfaced of a pregnant woman who resembled the actress, 33, at Lenval Hospital in Nice, France.</p>
<p>But a hospital rep tells the Associated Press: "It is impossible to see into Mr. <strong>Brad Pitt</strong> and Mrs. Angelina Jolie's room. This is not Mr. Brad Pitt or Mrs. Angelina Jolie in them."</p></blockquote>
<p>It is impossible to see inside Angelina Jolie's room and I'll tell you why; it's filled with a bunch of really angry orphans from a third world country that are pissed they didn't get adopted.</p>
<p><a href="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/joliehospitalroom.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-2558" title="joliehospitalroom" src="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/joliehospitalroom.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="347" /></a></p>
<p>Being sarcastic is no way to get adopted.</p>
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July fth, 2008 at 08:20 pm
dude, you basically described exactly what happened. I erased one of the kids feet by accident and then didn't realize it until i had done ten other things, so I couldn't undo it and was too lazy to redo. I have been photoshop busted.
July fth, 2008 at 08:20 pm
Ha!! I love how hilariously fake all their legs look. And then there're the feet. Were you working on the kids' feet from right to left, and got bored after the first three feet and gave up?
July fth, 2008 at 07:18 pm
I agree with the kids' sign. So she's giving birth... moving on.
July fth, 2008 at 06:20 pm
Dude some people actually fell for that shit. That woman looks Asian and duh her vagina isn't hanging to the ground.
July fth, 2008 at 06:12 pm
HO SHIT, don't tell me they decided to remake Species II...
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