Natasha Polevshchikova

July 8th, 2008 | 12:22 pm

Age: 22

Where you've seen her: Natasha Polevshchikova is a Victoria's Secret model, so you've seen her in a bunch of lame ads where she's lying on a rock and some douche with a popped collar and high cheek bones is really close to her face. But she's usually wearing very little, so you don't mind all that much.

Pointless quote: “After modeling, I’m going to study or open a shop in my city.”

7 Responses to "Natasha Polevshchikova"

  1. </a></cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/07/09/natasha-polevshchikova/#comment-597710" title="">May 13th, 2009 at 10:15 am</a> </small> <p>Hello everyone. Know, first, who you are; and then adorn yourself accordingly.<br /> I am from Bhutan and , too, and now am writing in English, give true I wrote the following sentence: "Avtovaz had discussed forming a partnership with renault sa but balked at vedomosti says magna and avtovaz have signed a framework agreement that could.Toyota will post its first ever operating loss this year as the world economic over in russia, avtovaz, who make the lada brand, have announced that it will."</p> <p>Thanks for the help :-D, Kirima.</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/2363%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/2363%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div> <!-- /comment-inner, /comment --> <a id="comment-14093"></a> <a id="comment-14093"></a> <div class="comment "><div class="comment-inner"> <li class="" id="comment-14093"> <cite> darko666</cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/07/09/natasha-polevshchikova/#comment-14093" title="">July 14th, 2008 at 07:04 pm</a> </small> <p>I know her. She's nice. But that's about it. They sure breed em SLOW-WITTED. I mean, she literally couldn't open a door with a set of keys -- granted it wasn't her apartment -- but she's not used to dealing with stuff herself, it's an amazing trait. In essence wealthy men or her agency handles all day to day stuff. Pretty brilliant.</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/2363%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/2363%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div> <!-- /comment-inner, /comment --> <a id="comment-14092"></a> <a id="comment-14092"></a> <div class="comment "><div class="comment-inner"> <li class="alt" id="comment-14092"> <cite> Buddy Ice</cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/07/09/natasha-polevshchikova/#comment-14092" title="">July 9th, 2008 at 10:38 am</a> </small> <p>SillyPutty, I'm right, you're wrong. The dog scene was after this, you turd-burger.</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/2363%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/2363%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div> <!-- /comment-inner, /comment --> <a id="comment-14091"></a> <a id="comment-14091"></a> <div class="comment "><div class="comment-inner"> <li class="" id="comment-14091"> <cite> Mr. Balls</cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/07/09/natasha-polevshchikova/#comment-14091" title="">July 9th, 2008 at 10:11 am</a> </small> <p>Why is there a picture of her eating a melting ice cream cone?</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/2363%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/2363%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div> <!-- /comment-inner, /comment --> <a id="comment-14090"></a> <a id="comment-14090"></a> <div class="comment "><div class="comment-inner"> <li class="alt" id="comment-14090"> <cite> Chaosman</cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/07/09/natasha-polevshchikova/#comment-14090" title="">July 8th, 2008 at 08:26 pm</a> </small> <p>great post Buddy.</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/2363%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/2363%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div> <!-- /comment-inner, /comment --> <a id="comment-14089"></a> <a id="comment-14089"></a> <div class="comment "><div class="comment-inner"> <li class="" id="comment-14089"> <cite> SillyPutty</cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/07/09/natasha-polevshchikova/#comment-14089" title="">July 8th, 2008 at 03:32 pm</a> </small> <p>put the dog in the basket, not the lotion you cheezeball.</p> <p>Also, she looks like Skeletor.</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/2363%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/2363%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div> <!-- /comment-inner, /comment --> <a id="comment-14088"></a> <a id="comment-14088"></a> <div class="comment "><div class="comment-inner"> <li class="alt" id="comment-14088"> <cite> Buddy Ice</cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/07/09/natasha-polevshchikova/#comment-14088" title="">July 8th, 2008 at 03:14 pm</a> </small> <p>Me: It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it is told.</p> <p>Natasha Polevshchikova: Mister... my family will pay. Whatever ransom you're askin' for, they pay it.</p> <p>Me: It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.</p> <p>[to his dog, Rambo]<br /> Me: Yes, it will Rambo, won't it? It will get the hose!</p> <p>Natasha Polevshchikova: Okay... okay... okay. Mister, if you let me go, I won't - I won't press charges I promise. See, my mom is a one-legged, Russian prostitute, she can mail you a signed photo of Michael Gorbachev, and half-a-case of vodka.</p> <p>Me: Now it places the lotion in the basket.</p> <p>Natasha Polevshchikova: Please! Please I wanna go home! I wanna go home please!</p> <p>Me: It places the lotion in the basket.</p> <p>Natasha Polevshchikova: I wanna see my mommy! Please I wanna see my...</p> <p>Me: Put the fucking lotion in the basket!</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/2363%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/2363%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div> <!-- /comment-inner, /comment --> </ol> </div> </div> <!-- Right column --> <div id="column-right"> <div class="block"> <script language="JavaScript" type="text/javascript"> ord=Math.random()*10000000000000000; document.write('<script language="JavaScript" src="http://ad.doubleclick.net/adj/brk.ht/home;sz=300x250;ord=' + ord + '?" type="text/javascript"></scr' + 'ipt>'); </script><noscript><a href="http://ad.doubleclick.net/jump/brk.ht/home;sz=300x250;ord=123456789?" target="_blank"><img src="http://ad.doubleclick.net/ad/brk.ht/home;sz=300x250;ord=123456789?" width="300" height="250" border="0"></a></noscript></div><div class="block"> <div class="heading"><a href="/photos"><img src="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/sites/default/themes/holytaco2/images/headings/photo-of-the-day.gif" style="width: 176px; 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