When I was 9 I had a Jose Canseco, Mark McGwire bash brothers poster on my wall. Behind it is where I hid my copy of "Club Magazine" which was basically the Toyota Corolla of porno mags: No frills, but does the job. But I could have chosen any poster to hide my porn, and I chose Jose's cause he was a total bad ass. Now porno is available online within seconds and Jose Canseco is a complete tool. Times have changed. A couple days ago we reported about A-rod and Madonna potentially banging, now Jose of course has to get involved. Usmagazine.com reports:
former Oakland A and onetime Yankee Jose Canseco details how the singer, 49, tried to romance him in 1991
"She wanted to get married and have a child with me — she wanted a Cuban child," he tells Us.
Canseco recalls: "We went downstairs [at her house in the Hollywood Hills] and she came over and said, 'What would you do if I kissed you?' and then sat on my lap and kissed me."
Wow, what a one-upper Canseco is. Story comes out saying A-Rod cheats on his wife with Madonna, Canseco comes out with a story saying Madonna asked him to impregnate her. I hope A-rod fires back with "Madonna asked me to kill her and eat her," so Canseco can be like "Madonna and I cured AIDS, then built a perpetual motion machine."
The older Canseco gets, the less people care. So now whenever he's got a book, he's got to get his name in the paper anyway he can, and since he's such a self-absorbed a-hole, I feel like some time in the near future we're going to see a New York Times front page like this:
Canseco's always been a total ass. After the World Series Earthquake of 1989, he was infamously spotted at a gas station still in full uniform while his wife was pumping gas into their sports car.
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
July 9th, 2008 at 10:31 pm
Canseco's always been a total ass. After the World Series Earthquake of 1989, he was infamously spotted at a gas station still in full uniform while his wife was pumping gas into their sports car.
July 10th, 2008 at 12:01 pm
Nice shirt you fucking douche bag.
July 10th, 2008 at 12:41 pm
Bosco, it looks like Samuel L. Jackson agrees with you. He looks none-too-happy at that queer ass ensemble he's got on.
July 10th, 2008 at 03:54 pm
Oh man, I remember having the same Conseco / McGwire bash brothers poster too.
July 10th, 2008 at 05:01 pm
Buddy Ice, Eugene Levy looks to be more shocked at that horrifyingly gay shirt.
July 10th, 2008 at 08:05 pm
Nice shirt ,for a girl !
July 12th, 2008 at 03:58 am
For whatever it's worth, this story is about 15 years old. So now he's recycling this shit for those people who missed it before.
I used to kinda like him, before he turned into a total asshole.
May 24th, 2009 at 05:41 am
not bad, I like the girl taking off ... plastic injection molding
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