Canseco: Madonna Wanted My Seed Inside Her

When I was 9 I had a Jose Canseco, Mark McGwire bash brothers poster on my wall. Behind it is where I hid my copy of "Club Magazine" which was basically the Toyota Corolla of porno mags: No frills, but does the job. But I could have chosen any poster to hide my porn, and I chose Jose's cause he was a total bad ass. Now porno is available online within seconds and Jose Canseco is a complete tool. Times have changed. A couple days ago we reported about A-rod and Madonna potentially banging, now Jose of course has to get involved. Usmagazine.com reports:

former Oakland A and onetime Yankee Jose Canseco details how the singer, 49, tried to romance him in 1991

"She wanted to get married and have a child with me — she wanted a Cuban child," he tells Us.

Canseco recalls: "We went downstairs [at her house in the Hollywood Hills] and she came over and said, 'What would you do if I kissed you?' and then sat on my lap and kissed me."
Wow, what a one-upper Canseco is. Story comes out saying A-Rod cheats on his wife with Madonna, Canseco comes out with a story saying Madonna asked him to impregnate her. I hope A-rod fires back with "Madonna asked me to kill her and eat her," so Canseco can be like "Madonna and I cured AIDS, then built a perpetual motion machine."

The older Canseco gets, the less people care. So now whenever he's got a book, he's got to get his name in the paper anyway he can, and since he's such a self-absorbed a-hole, I feel like some time in the near future we're going to see a New York Times front page like this: