Drunk Referee Drunkenly Refs Kid's Soccer Game

July 9th, 2008 | 12:40 pm

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There are a lot of good things happening in this video. First, the referee is so hammered he's walking like the world is tilted 30 degrees to the left. Second, he's refereeing a children's soccer game. Third, I'm pretty sure his response to the people helping him off the field is something like, "Wait, wait, wait, no. Wait. Wait. Hang on. Wait. I'm fine. Wait." And lastly, his wave to the crowd at the 1:52 mark is unbelievably classic. He's so wasted that he thinks the fans are cheering for him.

I've been hammered at work before, but I was definitely sober enough to know that I shouldn't happily wave to my boss as HR was escorting me out of the building.

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6 Responses to "Drunk Referee Drunkenly Refs Kid's Soccer Game"

Dom Says:
July 9th, 2008 at 04:17 pm

it would be funny to see a hockey ref try and pull that off. He'd be falling all over the place to the point he'd have to be dragged off.

Ray Roman Says:
July 9th, 2008 at 04:55 pm

haha.. why dont they walk straight off the field instead of at an angle.. maybe they could of got him off the field quicker!!

Danny Noonan Says:
July 10th, 2008 at 04:28 pm

Same shit happened to me walking to a tailgate party. This is one of the oddest feelings one can have. My back hurts just thinking about it...Sorry to say this man is not drunk, but rest assured that I got shit canned after my incident, sitting down of course

barthvader Says:
July 21st, 2008 at 09:41 pm

It's not the kid's game, it is a half time brak during the Belarussian Football League match.

Ada Says:
April 21st, 2009 at 09:33 am

He is so funny! However, if he couldn't help drinking before the game, he might have big problems and need to check himself into an alcohol rehab program!

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