I really really love when people use the word "motherf*&ker" in anger. It's right up there for me with barbecue chicken pizza and the film "Commando." I gotta agree with Tobey here, these paparazzi are complete motherf*&kers. I love how Toby at first is like, very calmly, "I can't see if there's cars coming, can you move?" and the paparazzi, are like "oooh, he can't see the cars! He can't see the cars!," mocking the fact that he doesn't want to get t-boned by oncoming traffic. If this was a horror movie, right as a paparazzi said that, a car would appear behind him and eat him.
I don't understand why none of these so-called celebrities has invested a little dough in building a custom-made vehicle mounted pressurized water cannon for these types of situations.
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July 9th, 2008 at 08:14 pm
Air Horn. That's how you fight back.
July 9th, 2008 at 08:25 pm
Why are they calling him 'Spider-Man'? I don't get it.
July 9th, 2008 at 08:33 pm
MOTHERFUCKER!!!! MOTHERFUCKIN DAMMIT!! YARRR!!!
I hope that made your day, whoever the author of this article is.
July 9th, 2008 at 08:51 pm
Always hated Tobey M.
But props to him for treating the scum of the earth like they're the scum of the earth.
July 9th, 2008 at 08:52 pm
I bet that one guy thought he was fucking brilliant for coming up with the spidey senses chirp.
July 9th, 2008 at 11:15 pm
@ F-bomb. Do you live on the planet Earth?
July 9th, 2008 at 11:34 pm
I don't understand why none of these so-called celebrities has invested a little dough in building a custom-made vehicle mounted pressurized water cannon for these types of situations.
July 10th, 2008 at 05:02 pm
Because one of the paparazzi would sue because his fucking gay ass camera was ruined.
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