Utah Poison Control Center Offers Helpful Tip

If I had a nickel for every time I cooked up a great big meal of poison, only to have to throw it away because I read this article reminding me that I shouldn't eat poison...well, I wouldn't have any nickels.

This actual article is a helpful reminder that we need reminding about almost everything. It's pretty clear that nothing is too obvious for us. So, here are a few more headlines that wouldn't look out of place in any of our nation's newspapers:

The Texas Center For Not Shooting Yourself In The Face Doesn't Think You Should Shoot Yourself In The Face

The Center For Homosexual Sex Reminds Everyone To Put A Penis Inside Their Butthole

The New Orleans Department of Getting Hammered Loves To Get Hammered

The Society Of "Please Don't Take A Dump In My Mouth" Would Prefer It If You Didn't Take A Dump In Their Mouth

The Minnesota Cancer Center Thinks Cancer Totally Sucks

A Bunch Of Guys Who Liked The Movie Gremlins Give The Gremlins Movie A Thumbs Up

The Association Of Murderers Wants To Kill You

The Society Of "Please Do Take A Dump In My Mouth" Would Prefer It If You Did Take a Dump In Their Mouths (following up a previous story)

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