Hey, you know that song "I Kissed a Girl" that your chick plays constantly and you hate, but you pretend to like it because you hope she's into it? The singer's name is Katy Perry and she just got asked which chick she wants to smooch for real. Dear God, I can barely contain myself:
"Miley Cyrus!" she says in the latest issue of Steppin' Out magazine. "She's the lucky girl. It's cool to hear through the grapevine that Miley Cyrus has my song as her ring tone."
Perry, 23, will attend August's Teen Choice Awards, which Cyrus, 15, is hosting.
"Maybe we'll have another Britney-Madonna moment on stage," Perry joked. "How hilarious would that be? Although I don't think it would help her career. However, it would definitely help mine!"
"Yeah, hilarious!" said dudes around the world as they dumped pitchers of iced water down their pants while crossed their fingers. I am so f-ing serious right now, this had better not be a joke. This would be like that kid who thought he was getting an Xbox 360 for Christmas and then when he opens it, it's just a box with clothes in it and his family laughs at him while he cries. You don't joke about certain things and two chicks (especially when even though one is fifteen) twisting tongues is probably tops on the list. Even if someone called and told me my mom knocked over a liquor store and took hostages in order to commit suicide by cop, then said "Just kidding!" three hours later, I would be less pissed than a promise of a two-chick kiss that doesn't happen.
The Good: a 23 year old girl has the hots for a chick who is a minor. That shaves a little creepiness off the whole "being a pedophile" thing.
The Bad: Miley is only 15. I could never, with a clear conscience, pick up my cousin with her friends from middle school again.
The Ugly:I keep having these images of Hulk Hogan and Joe Simpson calling up Miley's dad saying "DUDE!! Get pictures of that shit and sell them ASAP!!"
The first two cancel each other out but the last one makes me laugh, so I kind of give this a thumbs up though my soul is still a little more blackened.
She stopped my work a couple of months ago before her single hit the airwaves for a meet and greet with some execs. I had a chance to see whatever it is she does (apparently she sings?). Anyway, I really didn't give a shit who she was then and I still don't. She can molest all the 15 year old girls she wants.
Anyone who seriously thinks Miley Cyrus is attractive is either blind or lying. Look at her. She got her teeth fixed, but it can't hide the resemblance to Daddy.
I don't understand the appeal of Miley, never have. She looks like a horse! Does Katy have a fetish for horses or something cause that's the closest thing to Mr. Ed she can get.
Who cares, the only reasion that Katy is famous is she wrote a song to get college girls to make out. Thats good, but i dont care about who she wants to make out with. My gf is hotter than her.
I really dont fucking understand wat everyone sees in miley cyrus!!! she isnt that pretty!!! theres so many prettier celebrities out there than her, why out of all the celebs she could of picked, would she pick miley fuckin cyrus!!! god i dont see it!!!!
ok i hate miley and she can't even really sing and if she wants to brainwash those little girls into being here fans go right ahead.... I cant stand her she's just trying to be the HOE that she is and nobody can help her out when it comes to MILEY! you can take the girl away from Tenneessee but you cant dump her in Cali cuz she will think she is all that and shes not my favorite actress is Kristen Stewart!!!!! And she makes alot of 15 year old girls( miley does) feel like they have to be just like her to get a guy like Nick when you dont she was being a HOE!
All who hate miley cyrus are stupid deformed etioditce mokeys just because you hate miley doesnt mean anyone else does miley is way prettier than all you fake bitches out there now stop hating and no one will ever want to watch the awards if you guys were host so stop hating on her and get lifes if she does kiss katy perry leave her the hell alone let her be a lesbian its her choice not yours she already has to many people running her life she doesnt need anymore of you and miley fans arent going to became whores,stuts,or any of those things you are let her live her life i mean she 16 she knows what shes doing and she not teaching 10 yr old or anyone one to be whores there parents are if they are whores miley only talks about kid things in her kid albums gno shes not meaning anything but telling them to let go for a min... and if you 1 to hate sommeone hate the people who own hr instead BITCHES
I hate Miley and for very good reasons. I'm trying to get my little sister to hate her because she's looking up to a terrible role model. She's done so many things terribly and I'm still ashamed of myself from when I was so childish that I thought she was role model and that she was awesome. If you look her up you can see all her terrible "role modeling". I have good reasons to hate her, so don't be hating on haters with good reasons.
Woah WTF i am not a big fan of Miley either but jesus u guyz dont be so fricken harsh =S its kinda really ruda soo stop hatin cuz u cant be like her =S
Ok, im really getting fuking upset about how every1 is hating on MILEY CYRUS. just bcuz SHES DOING SUMTHING WITH HER LIFE, & not sitting @ home on the computer talking about how much SHE FUKING HATES SUM1, doesnt mean shes a bad person. maybe she did do sum stuff that she shouldnt have done, but WHO THE FUKK CARES?? i bet anything in the whole fukking world that HALF OF U SKANKY BITCHES, have done the same exact things that she has done x2 WORSE. Fuk! EVERY1 MAKES GOD DAME MISTAKES, okay, shes just being a teenager. She apologized & u guy still wont leave her the fuk alone. She doesnt give anyone a reaone 2 hate her, u guys just create ur own LITTLE DRAMA OF PURE JEALOUSY. miley has looks and talent, & u guys cant find a reason 2 hate her, so U JUST HATE HER EVEN MORE. WOWWW..... im amazed rite now, she has kiss a girl as a ring tone. so im just asume shes a fuking lesbo now, cuzz thats the story. i bet half of u people start singing that song as soon as it comes on a radio. i sing that song. so im a lesbo 2 rite. u guys need 2 grow and get a life, bcuz apparently, u guys dont have 1.
Sheesh just cause some1 don't like miley cyrus don't mean cause of her rep or whatever im not a fan of her no more i just dont like her music and i cant stand her, BIG WOOP! Call me a bad person then, i use to be not for very long, but just cause some1 dont like a celeb you like dont mean crap! My bffl HATES Zac Efron and I love him that dont stop us from being friends, she loves nickle back i hate it DX just cause that dont mean that were not allowed to hate Miley Cyrus, most people just grow outta her music and its not any1 elses concern if we like her or not so people should drop the subject and keep it to yourself and not post it all over the internet a million times cause that just makes people hate you for it, call me whatever u want but im speaking the truth gosh
EVERY1 REALY NEEDS TO STOP FUCKIN HATEIN ON MILEY WHAT THE FUCK DID SHE EVER DO TO YOU
YOU MOST LIKELY DONT FUCKEN NO HER SO JUST BACK THE FUCK UP
OFF HER CASE YOU SING SONGS ALL THE TIME THAT DOSNET MAKE YOU GAY AND EVEN IF SHE WAS IS IT YALL HATERS BUISSES NO I DONT THINK SO SO LEAVE THE POOR GIRL ALONE AND LET HER LIVER HER DAM LIFE. FUCK YALL HATERS CUZ YOU JUST WANT TO BE HER WIT ALL THAT MONEY YOU DONT HAVE .AND ALL THOWS FANS. WHY DONT YOU TRY TO BE FAMOS AND HAVE ALL THESE HATER YOU WONT LIKE IT SO JUST STOP THE FUCKING HATING
i think miley is pretty so u ppl must b blind or dumb cuz she iz a good role modle 2 mii nd u guyz wont b say'n dat wen her consert cumz up u'll tell ur mom or dad 2 please take u so shut ur motor mouths
Hey why does it matter if she wants to be gay? Its her life! and yes i look up to her and i do think she is a good role model! AND THE BEST ROLE MODEL HAS TO HAVE SOME BUMPS IN THE ROAD!!!or they wouldnt teach us how to fix them! THINK ABOUT THAT!
Why can't you whateverah people just GET A LiFE ALREADY instead of writing FAKE S*** about Peoples.
Learn how to grow up and lived on with cho' life Dumbass. indeed Stupid i went there, now you little immature grown up need to get a real hood instead of a RATHOODZ. no shut up and lived life to the fullest.STUPiD PARRZII.
These comments are hilarious. Especially the caps lock crazy ones with no punctuation in a paragraph's worth of words.
Oh, and since these "awards" are meant for kids, I won't be watching. However, I would LOVE if Katy Perry tried to kiss Miley. Miley would freak, haha.
ppl r making a big deal out of this.Now i neva thot miley would do something lik that but it could happen and she might think about things she has done wronge 4 a change!
i mean y people hatin on Miley Cyrus? she didnt do nothin to u. people that be hatin r just jeolus bc she is 15 and has a good voice and probly has a better voice them some of u hoes out there... and to be a singer it takes a lot of work bc u might get stage fright and she just does wat she has to do its not like she is a hoe... but still i wont look up to her as a role model but theres nothin to be hatin on Miley Cyrus!
Omg wow some of you guys sound like immature little kids. Look non of "US" know what its like to be a celebrity so why you all bagging on them i sure we have all messed up just like them you know what the diff is we don't have pl writing about it in magazines or tap lodes or on e-mails or any of that rumors are rumors grow up and get some common sense For real well i am out l8t
uh first off only a miley fan would have said something like that......Savannah........
second i cant say i didn't see this coming she is the new Brittany dont you watch south park....
STOP! you guys need to get a life stop saying this ur really sick if you want to see that wat if your momma heard you say that you junkie bastereds so stop being so SICK!
Ok I am inbewteen of hate in not hateing miyle I think she iz pretty and I do like her music I am only 12 but hear me out....Miley is doing som bad stuff but look at the good things she has done atleast shes not staring in a prono and telling u shes a slut or anything bad like that shes misguided and I belive her dad should take a lil step into it cause when it does come down to milye no one ever askes were the fuck her dad is. I am only being serious an what about the other pretty celebrityes huh so what ther pretty get a life ppl think out side the box not in
you guys seriously, when this thing was posted she was 15, and seriously let the girl do what she wants and dont be hatin, you all are just jealous of her.
These comments make me laugh. Everyone misspelling words and using all caps to show their anger towards the Miley haters is amusing. Besides.... Miley is a horrible actress, singer and role model. I went to school with a classmate that was an extra on Miley's show, and she said all she did was hang on the guys and was a total bitch. Katelyn Martin was her name...I think. But Katy shouldn't kiss her... She looks unkissable anyways :D
increase the peace and quit ya hatin cuz you ALL know what its like to have haters..it isnt all that fun..so give Miley a break shes cooler than you'll ever be(:
U think mileys kool?Well others think she's stupid and is bi which she is bi and i know it rude of others to make fun of her but there sharing there opinion just as u r
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July 14th, 2008 at 09:55 pm
GAY!
July 14th, 2008 at 10:04 pm
Fake!
July 15th, 2008 at 12:10 am
I'm split on this one...
The Good: a 23 year old girl has the hots for a chick who is a minor. That shaves a little creepiness off the whole "being a pedophile" thing.
The Bad: Miley is only 15. I could never, with a clear conscience, pick up my cousin with her friends from middle school again.
The Ugly:I keep having these images of Hulk Hogan and Joe Simpson calling up Miley's dad saying "DUDE!! Get pictures of that shit and sell them ASAP!!"
The first two cancel each other out but the last one makes me laugh, so I kind of give this a thumbs up though my soul is still a little more blackened.
July 15th, 2008 at 12:48 am
She stopped my work a couple of months ago before her single hit the airwaves for a meet and greet with some execs. I had a chance to see whatever it is she does (apparently she sings?). Anyway, I really didn't give a shit who she was then and I still don't. She can molest all the 15 year old girls she wants.
July 15th, 2008 at 04:02 am
Anyone who seriously thinks Miley Cyrus is attractive is either blind or lying. Look at her. She got her teeth fixed, but it can't hide the resemblance to Daddy.
July 15th, 2008 at 06:27 pm
Eww.. I've had enough of Madonna and Britney too.
January 19th, 2009 at 05:02 pm
Know what'd really be fun??
Have Katy kiss Miley on The Ellen DeGeneris Show!!
May 1st, 2009 at 06:43 pm
I don't understand the appeal of Miley, never have. She looks like a horse! Does Katy have a fetish for horses or something cause that's the closest thing to Mr. Ed she can get.
May 1st, 2009 at 06:46 pm
Who cares, the only reasion that Katy is famous is she wrote a song to get college girls to make out. Thats good, but i dont care about who she wants to make out with. My gf is hotter than her.
June 18th, 2009 at 02:21 pm
haha im so glad. i hope someone dose get pics of that. that wouldnt hurt Katy :) but it would murder Miley :D! f u Miley :D
June 18th, 2009 at 02:30 pm
wrong! i knew she would be the next lindsey.
June 18th, 2009 at 02:31 pm
yeah very WRONG !
June 18th, 2009 at 03:50 pm
I really dont fucking understand wat everyone sees in miley cyrus!!! she isnt that pretty!!! theres so many prettier celebrities out there than her, why out of all the celebs she could of picked, would she pick miley fuckin cyrus!!! god i dont see it!!!!
June 18th, 2009 at 04:57 pm
omg miley is gay and stupid im not goin to see the award show mileys voice iz annoying and stupid she is not cool just lame!!!
June 18th, 2009 at 04:58 pm
im not goin to see the award show i hate the host!!miley
June 18th, 2009 at 04:59 pm
ok i hate miley and she can't even really sing and if she wants to brainwash those little girls into being here fans go right ahead.... I cant stand her she's just trying to be the HOE that she is and nobody can help her out when it comes to MILEY! you can take the girl away from Tenneessee but you cant dump her in Cali cuz she will think she is all that and shes not my favorite actress is Kristen Stewart!!!!! And she makes alot of 15 year old girls( miley does) feel like they have to be just like her to get a guy like Nick when you dont she was being a HOE!
June 18th, 2009 at 04:59 pm
hate miley not goin to seee the awardz with her there!
June 18th, 2009 at 05:02 pm
miley SUCKZ SHE IZ LAME AND SHE IS a bad rolemodle!!
the 10 year old girlz r goin to be hoes like miley!!!
June 18th, 2009 at 05:29 pm
she is not even pretty buck teeth and bad smile and face im not going to see the awards if she hosts the awards
June 19th, 2009 at 11:23 am
All who hate miley cyrus are stupid deformed etioditce mokeys just because you hate miley doesnt mean anyone else does miley is way prettier than all you fake bitches out there now stop hating and no one will ever want to watch the awards if you guys were host so stop hating on her and get lifes if she does kiss katy perry leave her the hell alone let her be a lesbian its her choice not yours she already has to many people running her life she doesnt need anymore of you and miley fans arent going to became whores,stuts,or any of those things you are let her live her life i mean she 16 she knows what shes doing and she not teaching 10 yr old or anyone one to be whores there parents are if they are whores miley only talks about kid things in her kid albums gno shes not meaning anything but telling them to let go for a min... and if you 1 to hate sommeone hate the people who own hr instead BITCHES
July 9th, 2009 at 05:41 pm
I hate Miley and for very good reasons. I'm trying to get my little sister to hate her because she's looking up to a terrible role model. She's done so many things terribly and I'm still ashamed of myself from when I was so childish that I thought she was role model and that she was awesome. If you look her up you can see all her terrible "role modeling". I have good reasons to hate her, so don't be hating on haters with good reasons.
July 9th, 2009 at 06:12 pm
Woah WTF i am not a big fan of Miley either but jesus u guyz dont be so fricken harsh =S its kinda really ruda soo stop hatin cuz u cant be like her =S
July 9th, 2009 at 07:19 pm
Ok, im really getting fuking upset about how every1 is hating on MILEY CYRUS. just bcuz SHES DOING SUMTHING WITH HER LIFE, & not sitting @ home on the computer talking about how much SHE FUKING HATES SUM1, doesnt mean shes a bad person. maybe she did do sum stuff that she shouldnt have done, but WHO THE FUKK CARES?? i bet anything in the whole fukking world that HALF OF U SKANKY BITCHES, have done the same exact things that she has done x2 WORSE. Fuk! EVERY1 MAKES GOD DAME MISTAKES, okay, shes just being a teenager. She apologized & u guy still wont leave her the fuk alone. She doesnt give anyone a reaone 2 hate her, u guys just create ur own LITTLE DRAMA OF PURE JEALOUSY. miley has looks and talent, & u guys cant find a reason 2 hate her, so U JUST HATE HER EVEN MORE. WOWWW..... im amazed rite now, she has kiss a girl as a ring tone. so im just asume shes a fuking lesbo now, cuzz thats the story. i bet half of u people start singing that song as soon as it comes on a radio. i sing that song. so im a lesbo 2 rite. u guys need 2 grow and get a life, bcuz apparently, u guys dont have 1.
July 9th, 2009 at 07:57 pm
umm honestyl if i was Katy Perry i wouldnt be stoked about Miley having her ringtone. thats like a step down from Katy land :]
July 9th, 2009 at 08:15 pm
Sheesh just cause some1 don't like miley cyrus don't mean cause of her rep or whatever im not a fan of her no more i just dont like her music and i cant stand her, BIG WOOP! Call me a bad person then, i use to be not for very long, but just cause some1 dont like a celeb you like dont mean crap! My bffl HATES Zac Efron and I love him that dont stop us from being friends, she loves nickle back i hate it DX just cause that dont mean that were not allowed to hate Miley Cyrus, most people just grow outta her music and its not any1 elses concern if we like her or not so people should drop the subject and keep it to yourself and not post it all over the internet a million times cause that just makes people hate you for it, call me whatever u want but im speaking the truth gosh
July 9th, 2009 at 08:15 pm
EVERY1 REALY NEEDS TO STOP FUCKIN HATEIN ON MILEY WHAT THE FUCK DID SHE EVER DO TO YOU
YOU MOST LIKELY DONT FUCKEN NO HER SO JUST BACK THE FUCK UP
OFF HER CASE YOU SING SONGS ALL THE TIME THAT DOSNET MAKE YOU GAY AND EVEN IF SHE WAS IS IT YALL HATERS BUISSES NO I DONT THINK SO SO LEAVE THE POOR GIRL ALONE AND LET HER LIVER HER DAM LIFE. FUCK YALL HATERS CUZ YOU JUST WANT TO BE HER WIT ALL THAT MONEY YOU DONT HAVE .AND ALL THOWS FANS. WHY DONT YOU TRY TO BE FAMOS AND HAVE ALL THESE HATER YOU WONT LIKE IT SO JUST STOP THE FUCKING HATING
July 12th, 2009 at 08:42 am
UR A BITCH an make no sence so shut up bitch everyone can have there own oppinions
July 9th, 2009 at 08:20 pm
also lalalalalaaaa its nots DAME its DAMN Thankyou very much
July 9th, 2009 at 10:49 pm
i think miley is pretty so u ppl must b blind or dumb cuz she iz a good role modle 2 mii nd u guyz wont b say'n dat wen her consert cumz up u'll tell ur mom or dad 2 please take u so shut ur motor mouths
July 10th, 2009 at 08:54 am
Hey why does it matter if she wants to be gay? Its her life! and yes i look up to her and i do think she is a good role model! AND THE BEST ROLE MODEL HAS TO HAVE SOME BUMPS IN THE ROAD!!!or they wouldnt teach us how to fix them! THINK ABOUT THAT!
July 10th, 2009 at 09:03 am
Why can't you whateverah people just GET A LiFE ALREADY instead of writing FAKE S*** about Peoples.
Learn how to grow up and lived on with cho' life Dumbass. indeed Stupid i went there, now you little immature grown up need to get a real hood instead of a RATHOODZ. no shut up and lived life to the fullest.STUPiD PARRZII.
July 10th, 2009 at 09:05 am
one more thangg;
STUPID NARROW MINDED BITCHES;
DON'T THREAT TO WRITE OTHERS SHIT AROUND HERE;
GET A LIFE.
__♥yOUR DEAREST GODDESS.
July 10th, 2009 at 09:29 am
These comments are hilarious. Especially the caps lock crazy ones with no punctuation in a paragraph's worth of words.
Oh, and since these "awards" are meant for kids, I won't be watching. However, I would LOVE if Katy Perry tried to kiss Miley. Miley would freak, haha.
July 11th, 2009 at 03:21 pm
this shit is funny as hell!!! miley and katey wow rofl!!!
July 11th, 2009 at 03:29 pm
thats awsome:-) miley is hott
July 11th, 2009 at 03:37 pm
ppl r making a big deal out of this.Now i neva thot miley would do something lik that but it could happen and she might think about things she has done wronge 4 a change!
July 11th, 2009 at 06:06 pm
i mean y people hatin on Miley Cyrus? she didnt do nothin to u. people that be hatin r just jeolus bc she is 15 and has a good voice and probly has a better voice them some of u hoes out there... and to be a singer it takes a lot of work bc u might get stage fright and she just does wat she has to do its not like she is a hoe... but still i wont look up to her as a role model but theres nothin to be hatin on Miley Cyrus!
SO QUIT HATIN
July 11th, 2009 at 07:39 pm
Omg wow some of you guys sound like immature little kids. Look non of "US" know what its like to be a celebrity so why you all bagging on them i sure we have all messed up just like them you know what the diff is we don't have pl writing about it in magazines or tap lodes or on e-mails or any of that rumors are rumors grow up and get some common sense For real well i am out l8t
July 11th, 2009 at 08:04 pm
uh first off only a miley fan would have said something like that......Savannah........
second i cant say i didn't see this coming she is the new Brittany dont you watch south park....
July 11th, 2009 at 08:33 pm
STOP! you guys need to get a life stop saying this ur really sick if you want to see that wat if your momma heard you say that you junkie bastereds so stop being so SICK!
July 11th, 2009 at 08:36 pm
MILEYS 16 NOT 15 AND SHELL BE 17 ON NOVEMBER 23 MORONS AND STOP HATEN ON HER
HATERS DISKUST ME!
July 11th, 2009 at 08:59 pm
Ok I am inbewteen of hate in not hateing miyle I think she iz pretty and I do like her music I am only 12 but hear me out....Miley is doing som bad stuff but look at the good things she has done atleast shes not staring in a prono and telling u shes a slut or anything bad like that shes misguided and I belive her dad should take a lil step into it cause when it does come down to milye no one ever askes were the fuck her dad is. I am only being serious an what about the other pretty celebrityes huh so what ther pretty get a life ppl think out side the box not in
July 12th, 2009 at 08:39 am
that's how i feel i hate but i dont hate an i am 12 too
July 11th, 2009 at 09:10 pm
you guys seriously, when this thing was posted she was 15, and seriously let the girl do what she wants and dont be hatin, you all are just jealous of her.
July 12th, 2009 at 12:24 am
These comments make me laugh. Everyone misspelling words and using all caps to show their anger towards the Miley haters is amusing. Besides.... Miley is a horrible actress, singer and role model. I went to school with a classmate that was an extra on Miley's show, and she said all she did was hang on the guys and was a total bitch. Katelyn Martin was her name...I think. But Katy shouldn't kiss her... She looks unkissable anyways :D
July 12th, 2009 at 08:37 am
i agree with u!!!!!!!I hate miley no offense to the miley lovers!!
July 12th, 2009 at 12:25 am
increase the peace and quit ya hatin cuz you ALL know what its like to have haters..it isnt all that fun..so give Miley a break shes cooler than you'll ever be(:
July 12th, 2009 at 08:35 am
U think mileys kool?Well others think she's stupid and is bi which she is bi and i know it rude of others to make fun of her but there sharing there opinion just as u r
July 12th, 2009 at 01:31 pm
all you people are acting mad dumb for accually listen or reading this stuff. im just here cause im bored. but really guys get a life!!!!
July 15th, 2009 at 01:09 pm
You gett a life! Your on here to if your bored then obviosly you dont have one either!!! :P
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