Hannah Montana to Kiss a Chick?
Hey, you know that song “I Kissed a Girl” that your chick plays constantly and you hate, but you pretend to like it because you hope she’s into it? The singer’s name is Katy Perry and she just got asked which chick she wants to smooch for real. Dear God, I can barely contain myself:
“Miley Cyrus!” she says in the latest issue of Steppin’ Out magazine. “She’s the lucky girl. It’s cool to hear through the grapevine that Miley Cyrus has my song as her ring tone.”
Perry, 23, will attend August’s Teen Choice Awards, which Cyrus, 15, is hosting.
“Maybe we’ll have another Britney-Madonna moment on stage,” Perry joked. “How hilarious would that be? Although I don’t think it would help her career. However, it would definitely help mine!”
“Yeah, hilarious!” said dudes around the world as they dumped pitchers of iced water down their pants while crossed their fingers. I am so f-ing serious right now, this had better not be a joke. This would be like that kid who thought he was getting an Xbox 360 for Christmas and then when he opens it, it’s just a box with clothes in it and his family laughs at him while he cries. You don’t joke about certain things and two chicks (especially when even though one is fifteen) twisting tongues is probably tops on the list. Even if someone called and told me my mom knocked over a liquor store and took hostages in order to commit suicide by cop, then said “Just kidding!” three hours later, I would be less pissed than a promise of a two-chick kiss that doesn’t happen.
Damn, now I’m sweating a little.
By the way, for all you guys wanting to go to prison asap, open your windows and play this video at full volume. If you need me, I’ll be busy photoshopping Billy Ray out of those Vanity Fair pics.
Via usmagazine.com
Tags: chicks kissing, Katy Perry, Miley Cyrus
July 15th, 2008 at 3:55 pm
GAY!
July 15th, 2008 at 4:04 pm
Fake!
July 15th, 2008 at 6:10 pm
I’m split on this one…
The Good: a 23 year old girl has the hots for a chick who is a minor. That shaves a little creepiness off the whole “being a pedophile” thing.
The Bad: Miley is only 15. I could never, with a clear conscience, pick up my cousin with her friends from middle school again.
The Ugly:I keep having these images of Hulk Hogan and Joe Simpson calling up Miley’s dad saying “DUDE!! Get pictures of that shit and sell them ASAP!!”
The first two cancel each other out but the last one makes me laugh, so I kind of give this a thumbs up though my soul is still a little more blackened.
July 15th, 2008 at 6:48 pm
She stopped my work a couple of months ago before her single hit the airwaves for a meet and greet with some execs. I had a chance to see whatever it is she does (apparently she sings?). Anyway, I really didn’t give a shit who she was then and I still don’t. She can molest all the 15 year old girls she wants.
July 15th, 2008 at 10:02 pm
Anyone who seriously thinks Miley Cyrus is attractive is either blind or lying. Look at her. She got her teeth fixed, but it can’t hide the resemblance to Daddy.
July 16th, 2008 at 12:27 pm
Eww.. I’ve had enough of Madonna and Britney too.