Hey, you know that song "I Kissed a Girl" that your chick plays constantly and you hate, but you pretend to like it because you hope she's into it? The singer's name is Katy Perry and she just got asked which chick she wants to smooch for real. Dear God, I can barely contain myself:
"Miley Cyrus!" she says in the latest issue of Steppin' Out magazine. "She's the lucky girl. It's cool to hear through the grapevine that Miley Cyrus has my song as her ring tone."
Perry, 23, will attend August's Teen Choice Awards, which Cyrus, 15, is hosting.
"Maybe we'll have another Britney-Madonna moment on stage," Perry joked. "How hilarious would that be? Although I don't think it would help her career. However, it would definitely help mine!"
"Yeah, hilarious!" said dudes around the world as they dumped pitchers of iced water down their pants while crossed their fingers. I am so f-ing serious right now, this had better not be a joke. This would be like that kid who thought he was getting an Xbox 360 for Christmas and then when he opens it, it's just a box with clothes in it and his family laughs at him while he cries. You don't joke about certain things and two chicks (especially when even though one is fifteen) twisting tongues is probably tops on the list. Even if someone called and told me my mom knocked over a liquor store and took hostages in order to commit suicide by cop, then said "Just kidding!" three hours later, I would be less pissed than a promise of a two-chick kiss that doesn't happen.
All who hate miley cyrus are stupid deformed etioditce mokeys just because you hate miley doesnt mean anyone else does miley is way prettier than all you fake bitches out there now stop hating and no one will ever want to watch the awards if you guys were host so stop hating on her and get lifes if she does kiss katy perry leave her the hell alone let her be a lesbian its her choice not yours she already has to many people running her life she doesnt need anymore of you and miley fans arent going to became whores,stuts,or any of those things you are let her live her life i mean she 16 she knows what shes doing and she not teaching 10 yr old or anyone one to be whores there parents are if they are whores miley only talks about kid things in her kid albums gno shes not meaning anything but telling them to let go for a min... and if you 1 to hate sommeone hate the people who own hr instead BITCHES
ok i hate miley and she can't even really sing and if she wants to brainwash those little girls into being here fans go right ahead.... I cant stand her she's just trying to be the HOE that she is and nobody can help her out when it comes to MILEY! you can take the girl away from Tenneessee but you cant dump her in Cali cuz she will think she is all that and shes not my favorite actress is Kristen Stewart!!!!! And she makes alot of 15 year old girls( miley does) feel like they have to be just like her to get a guy like Nick when you dont she was being a HOE!
I really dont fucking understand wat everyone sees in miley cyrus!!! she isnt that pretty!!! theres so many prettier celebrities out there than her, why out of all the celebs she could of picked, would she pick miley fuckin cyrus!!! god i dont see it!!!!
Who cares, the only reasion that Katy is famous is she wrote a song to get college girls to make out. Thats good, but i dont care about who she wants to make out with. My gf is hotter than her.
I don't understand the appeal of Miley, never have. She looks like a horse! Does Katy have a fetish for horses or something cause that's the closest thing to Mr. Ed she can get.
Anyone who seriously thinks Miley Cyrus is attractive is either blind or lying. Look at her. She got her teeth fixed, but it can't hide the resemblance to Daddy.
She stopped my work a couple of months ago before her single hit the airwaves for a meet and greet with some execs. I had a chance to see whatever it is she does (apparently she sings?). Anyway, I really didn't give a shit who she was then and I still don't. She can molest all the 15 year old girls she wants.
The Good: a 23 year old girl has the hots for a chick who is a minor. That shaves a little creepiness off the whole "being a pedophile" thing.
The Bad: Miley is only 15. I could never, with a clear conscience, pick up my cousin with her friends from middle school again.
The Ugly:I keep having these images of Hulk Hogan and Joe Simpson calling up Miley's dad saying "DUDE!! Get pictures of that shit and sell them ASAP!!"
The first two cancel each other out but the last one makes me laugh, so I kind of give this a thumbs up though my soul is still a little more blackened.
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June 19th, 2009 at 11:23 am
All who hate miley cyrus are stupid deformed etioditce mokeys just because you hate miley doesnt mean anyone else does miley is way prettier than all you fake bitches out there now stop hating and no one will ever want to watch the awards if you guys were host so stop hating on her and get lifes if she does kiss katy perry leave her the hell alone let her be a lesbian its her choice not yours she already has to many people running her life she doesnt need anymore of you and miley fans arent going to became whores,stuts,or any of those things you are let her live her life i mean she 16 she knows what shes doing and she not teaching 10 yr old or anyone one to be whores there parents are if they are whores miley only talks about kid things in her kid albums gno shes not meaning anything but telling them to let go for a min... and if you 1 to hate sommeone hate the people who own hr instead BITCHES
June 18th, 2009 at 05:29 pm
she is not even pretty buck teeth and bad smile and face im not going to see the awards if she hosts the awards
June 18th, 2009 at 05:02 pm
miley SUCKZ SHE IZ LAME AND SHE IS a bad rolemodle!!
the 10 year old girlz r goin to be hoes like miley!!!
June 18th, 2009 at 04:59 pm
hate miley not goin to seee the awardz with her there!
June 18th, 2009 at 04:59 pm
ok i hate miley and she can't even really sing and if she wants to brainwash those little girls into being here fans go right ahead.... I cant stand her she's just trying to be the HOE that she is and nobody can help her out when it comes to MILEY! you can take the girl away from Tenneessee but you cant dump her in Cali cuz she will think she is all that and shes not my favorite actress is Kristen Stewart!!!!! And she makes alot of 15 year old girls( miley does) feel like they have to be just like her to get a guy like Nick when you dont she was being a HOE!
June 18th, 2009 at 04:58 pm
im not goin to see the award show i hate the host!!miley
June 18th, 2009 at 04:57 pm
omg miley is gay and stupid im not goin to see the award show mileys voice iz annoying and stupid she is not cool just lame!!!
June 18th, 2009 at 03:50 pm
I really dont fucking understand wat everyone sees in miley cyrus!!! she isnt that pretty!!! theres so many prettier celebrities out there than her, why out of all the celebs she could of picked, would she pick miley fuckin cyrus!!! god i dont see it!!!!
June 18th, 2009 at 02:30 pm
wrong! i knew she would be the next lindsey.
June 18th, 2009 at 02:31 pm
yeah very WRONG !
June 18th, 2009 at 02:21 pm
haha im so glad. i hope someone dose get pics of that. that wouldnt hurt Katy :) but it would murder Miley :D! f u Miley :D
May 1st, 2009 at 06:46 pm
Who cares, the only reasion that Katy is famous is she wrote a song to get college girls to make out. Thats good, but i dont care about who she wants to make out with. My gf is hotter than her.
May 1st, 2009 at 06:43 pm
I don't understand the appeal of Miley, never have. She looks like a horse! Does Katy have a fetish for horses or something cause that's the closest thing to Mr. Ed she can get.
January 19th, 2009 at 05:02 pm
Know what'd really be fun??
Have Katy kiss Miley on The Ellen DeGeneris Show!!
July 15th, 2008 at 06:27 pm
Eww.. I've had enough of Madonna and Britney too.
July 15th, 2008 at 04:02 am
Anyone who seriously thinks Miley Cyrus is attractive is either blind or lying. Look at her. She got her teeth fixed, but it can't hide the resemblance to Daddy.
July 15th, 2008 at 12:48 am
She stopped my work a couple of months ago before her single hit the airwaves for a meet and greet with some execs. I had a chance to see whatever it is she does (apparently she sings?). Anyway, I really didn't give a shit who she was then and I still don't. She can molest all the 15 year old girls she wants.
July 15th, 2008 at 12:10 am
I'm split on this one...
The Good: a 23 year old girl has the hots for a chick who is a minor. That shaves a little creepiness off the whole "being a pedophile" thing.
The Bad: Miley is only 15. I could never, with a clear conscience, pick up my cousin with her friends from middle school again.
The Ugly:I keep having these images of Hulk Hogan and Joe Simpson calling up Miley's dad saying "DUDE!! Get pictures of that shit and sell them ASAP!!"
The first two cancel each other out but the last one makes me laugh, so I kind of give this a thumbs up though my soul is still a little more blackened.
July 14th, 2008 at 10:04 pm
Fake!
July 14th, 2008 at 09:55 pm
GAY!