Hey, you know that song "I Kissed a Girl" that your chick plays constantly and you hate, but you pretend to like it because you hope she's into it? The singer's name is Katy Perry and she just got asked which chick she wants to smooch for real. Dear God, I can barely contain myself:
"Miley Cyrus!" she says in the latest issue of Steppin' Out magazine. "She's the lucky girl. It's cool to hear through the grapevine that Miley Cyrus has my song as her ring tone."
Perry, 23, will attend August's Teen Choice Awards, which Cyrus, 15, is hosting.
"Maybe we'll have another Britney-Madonna moment on stage," Perry joked. "How hilarious would that be? Although I don't think it would help her career. However, it would definitely help mine!"
"Yeah, hilarious!" said dudes around the world as they dumped pitchers of iced water down their pants while crossed their fingers. I am so f-ing serious right now, this had better not be a joke. This would be like that kid who thought he was getting an Xbox 360 for Christmas and then when he opens it, it's just a box with clothes in it and his family laughs at him while he cries. You don't joke about certain things and two chicks (especially when even though one is fifteen) twisting tongues is probably tops on the list. Even if someone called and told me my mom knocked over a liquor store and took hostages in order to commit suicide by cop, then said "Just kidding!" three hours later, I would be less pissed than a promise of a two-chick kiss that doesn't happen.
seriously? i mean seriously? katy u just had to choose miley u both suck but come on katy miley is a whore! u cant do any better but i mean at least u can choose a resnible chick 2 kiss! l8r!
YOOOO YALL SILLY ASS HOES AINT GOT NONE BETTER TO DO THEN TO BE ALL IN MILEYS LIFE LET THAT GIRL BE HOW MANY GAY PEOPLE DONT YOU KNOW TODAY WOOWWW WHEN IT COMES TO SOME1 FAMOUS YALL BLOW THIS SHIT OUT OF PORPOSION YALL LAME ASS HELL LET MILEY B YALL LIVE YALL LIFE N STAY OUT OF HERS THAT GIRL IS FILTY RICH N DONT NEED THIS IN HER CAREER I MEAN WOWW YO SHE REPRESENTS KIDS WHAT HAS GOTTEN INTO YALL SICK FUCKS 4REAL YALL GETTING A LIL 2LOOSE YALL NEEDS TO TIHGTEN UP WITH THE DUM SHIT LIVE THE LIFE YOU LOVE LOVE THE LIFE YOU LIVE DAMMMMMM YALL SO RETARDIT BUNCH OF IDIOTS WORRYING ABOUT MA BITCH MILEY -ESHA-P.S. I AINT EVER BEEN A HATER IDK HOW THAT FEELS
miley is ok but she does act like shes dessperate over attention.. plus only a complete wanna be would wana hurt a person just cause they like the opposite gender. i bet if the poperotsi went to walmmart and saw 2 gay guys walkin out holdin hands or miley walked out holdin hands with katey perry, who do you think would be on the news. now its pretty stupid how just because their famous they hav to be critasized every day.
and MILEY HATER u can go to hell because miley didn't do anything thing to ur dumb, fat, stupid,ugly ol..... i aint got no life so ima fuck up everybody else wit yo stankin ass
so she has i kissd a girl as a ringtone im sure half a million other people do to or atleast did at one time and im not a fan of her music or show but leave the poor girl alone yeah shes done some bad stuff but all the teenagers think about the stuff but its all over now just leave it the fuck alone she said sorry and you should forgive her and shut the fuck up cause if she gay why did she date nick jonas ohh and that probably the reason half you girls hate her is cause she dated him and in reality you dont have a chance and she did so sorry u can have and oppinion but that dosent mean u have to be mean and you can hate me all you wont but get over the stuff shes done cause the rest of the world has and sure she had bad pics whoopty fucking doo no one seems to get upset when some stranger does and puts it on the internet and hers wernt even ment to be on the internet
u no da only real reson she picked miley cyrus, is because of the rumor that miley was a lesbo!!! I think kaytie is gay.....because how can u agree to sing a song called i kissed a girl n liked, n not have some type of feelings for girls!!!! thats just sick on KATY"S part!!!!!!
im not a big miley fan but come on y yall sitin here talkin bout her ...she iz 16 almost 17 so i dnt knw y ppl bringin thiz back up....anyway all yall miley haterz get off of her dick
ALL OF YOU ARE JUST FUCKING HATERS THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH MILEY OR KATY, YOU ARE JUST HATING BECAUSE THEY ARE EITHER MORE FAMOUS, PRETTIER, OR JUST PLAIN COOLER THAN YOU. AND YOU ARE LAME FOR EVEN BEING ON THIS THING TALKING ABOUT SOMEBODY ANYWAYS, GOD PEOPLE GET A LIFE
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July 12th, 2009 at 02:10 pm
Dude! It says Katy wants to kiss Mileyy! Not the otherwayy around. Gawd Damn. Haha I was also quite bored and there ad came up :)
July 12th, 2009 at 02:18 pm
seriously? i mean seriously? katy u just had to choose miley u both suck but come on katy miley is a whore! u cant do any better but i mean at least u can choose a resnible chick 2 kiss! l8r!
July 15th, 2009 at 09:43 pm
YOOOO YALL SILLY ASS HOES AINT GOT NONE BETTER TO DO THEN TO BE ALL IN MILEYS LIFE LET THAT GIRL BE HOW MANY GAY PEOPLE DONT YOU KNOW TODAY WOOWWW WHEN IT COMES TO SOME1 FAMOUS YALL BLOW THIS SHIT OUT OF PORPOSION YALL LAME ASS HELL LET MILEY B YALL LIVE YALL LIFE N STAY OUT OF HERS THAT GIRL IS FILTY RICH N DONT NEED THIS IN HER CAREER I MEAN WOWW YO SHE REPRESENTS KIDS WHAT HAS GOTTEN INTO YALL SICK FUCKS 4REAL YALL GETTING A LIL 2LOOSE YALL NEEDS TO TIHGTEN UP WITH THE DUM SHIT LIVE THE LIFE YOU LOVE LOVE THE LIFE YOU LIVE DAMMMMMM YALL SO RETARDIT BUNCH OF IDIOTS WORRYING ABOUT MA BITCH MILEY -ESHA-P.S. I AINT EVER BEEN A HATER IDK HOW THAT FEELS
July 16th, 2009 at 12:39 pm
miley is ok but she does act like shes dessperate over attention.. plus only a complete wanna be would wana hurt a person just cause they like the opposite gender. i bet if the poperotsi went to walmmart and saw 2 gay guys walkin out holdin hands or miley walked out holdin hands with katey perry, who do you think would be on the news. now its pretty stupid how just because their famous they hav to be critasized every day.
July 17th, 2009 at 12:26 am
Wtfing hell
July 17th, 2009 at 05:49 am
some of you KIDS siting here hating on miley IF YOU HAD A LIFE then u wouldn't be all in hers
July 17th, 2009 at 05:59 am
and MILEY HATER u can go to hell because miley didn't do anything thing to ur dumb, fat, stupid,ugly ol..... i aint got no life so ima fuck up everybody else wit yo stankin ass
July 19th, 2009 at 01:14 pm
so she has i kissd a girl as a ringtone im sure half a million other people do to or atleast did at one time and im not a fan of her music or show but leave the poor girl alone yeah shes done some bad stuff but all the teenagers think about the stuff but its all over now just leave it the fuck alone she said sorry and you should forgive her and shut the fuck up cause if she gay why did she date nick jonas ohh and that probably the reason half you girls hate her is cause she dated him and in reality you dont have a chance and she did so sorry u can have and oppinion but that dosent mean u have to be mean and you can hate me all you wont but get over the stuff shes done cause the rest of the world has and sure she had bad pics whoopty fucking doo no one seems to get upset when some stranger does and puts it on the internet and hers wernt even ment to be on the internet
July 31st, 2009 at 08:42 am
u no da only real reson she picked miley cyrus, is because of the rumor that miley was a lesbo!!! I think kaytie is gay.....because how can u agree to sing a song called i kissed a girl n liked, n not have some type of feelings for girls!!!! thats just sick on KATY"S part!!!!!!
August 26th, 2009 at 01:21 pm
im not a big miley fan but come on y yall sitin here talkin bout her ...she iz 16 almost 17 so i dnt knw y ppl bringin thiz back up....anyway all yall miley haterz get off of her dick
August 26th, 2009 at 06:07 pm
ALL OF YOU ARE JUST FUCKING HATERS THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH MILEY OR KATY, YOU ARE JUST HATING BECAUSE THEY ARE EITHER MORE FAMOUS, PRETTIER, OR JUST PLAIN COOLER THAN YOU. AND YOU ARE LAME FOR EVEN BEING ON THIS THING TALKING ABOUT SOMEBODY ANYWAYS, GOD PEOPLE GET A LIFE
August 30th, 2009 at 09:33 am
nasty
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