In honor of last night's 14 million hour long All-Star Game, write a caption for the photo of the manly baseball fan and you could win....a football game! That's right, you can win EA's new NCAA Football 09. It's like baseball, but it's better (because it's football.) As usual, leave your captions in the comments section. Winners will be notified by Holy Taco.
See last week's winners after the jump:
Winner: Andy: Only 2 “Crackers” for all that cheese?
Runner Ups: DonnyG: “Wow the forefathers really did make the world a cheddar place”
DDT: This is a photo of what A-rod was left with after the divorce. Two white people and a pile of cheese.
Kevin: How long did Criss Angel say he would be in there?
Don: Dead presidents, cheddar–I feel you now, Fitty.
Doc: You think that’s impressive? You should see the size of the New York City rat they are gonna feed it to!
-Just when the people had thought the game couldn't get any better, Yankee superfan and dedicated sportsman Jimmy Anderson, circled, pulls off a textbook execution of the "Infield Cry Rule".
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July 22nd, 2008 at 01:53 am
Ohmygawd!! Would it kill you to use some Old Spice?
July 21st, 2008 at 10:45 pm
Oh God, I'm so sick of balls hitting my face.
July 21st, 2008 at 09:12 pm
OMG, I'm gonna end up just like that guy Bartmann!
July 21st, 2008 at 06:55 pm
His career as a Beatle/Macaulay Culkin impersonator took off after this photo was posted holytaco.com
July 21st, 2008 at 04:05 pm
Tonight was Retard Night at the stadium...
July 21st, 2008 at 03:35 pm
I thought this was a matinee, not a cabaret... oh boy I'm so excited I just can't take it
July 21st, 2008 at 02:34 pm
Screw the chin-ball lady. I'm the slaps-myself-while-giving-a-bj guy.
July 21st, 2008 at 02:17 pm
Thanks manth. You made me bithe my tongue.
July 21st, 2008 at 02:02 pm
To his chagrin, Timmy was caught on camera skipping gay retarded mime school to attend a Yankees game.
July 21st, 2008 at 09:22 am
As the cute Left Fielder lunged to catch a fly ball, Mark took the opportunity to blow him a French Kiss.
July 21st, 2008 at 08:57 am
I could have had a V8!
July 21st, 2008 at 05:47 am
OMG! I think he is coming over my way! What should I do? I was always bad at first impressisons.
July 21st, 2008 at 05:30 am
"I finally come to a batheball game and Pothada falls on my straight friend."
July 21st, 2008 at 04:05 am
I'd be upset too if a guy in sunglasses just penetrated my anus.
July 21st, 2008 at 04:03 am
"OUCH the man in the sunglasses just put it in my butt hole!"
July 21st, 2008 at 01:48 am
the fight for the game ball is a vicious one.. not even handicaps are safe from a good old sucker punch distraction play
July 21st, 2008 at 12:37 am
" OMG SHOES!"
July 21st, 2008 at 12:18 am
Oh my god i just got my cheeks done!! I sware if this messes them up and i cant become a Ringo Star impersonator i will be so mad!!!
July 20th, 2008 at 08:25 pm
" So i was saying to Larry, and Curly"..." I grabbed her like this and...OHHH @#&*!!
July 20th, 2008 at 06:54 pm
That's the face this guy makes every time he has balls coming at him. Which I will assume is often.
July 20th, 2008 at 05:59 pm
"Have you seen my baseball?.....Have you seen my baseball?.....Oh no, ouch, my baseball!"
It was the continuation to that famous movie line.
July 20th, 2008 at 05:37 pm
" This is not what I was signing up for when I said I wanted Balls in my Face"
July 20th, 2008 at 04:55 pm
singing "Girls just want to have EEEEE!!!!"
July 20th, 2008 at 04:25 pm
This isn't even that funny, as it just confirms what we already know: Yankee's fans are pussies.
July 20th, 2008 at 02:48 pm
Posada: "Psh must be a Red Sox fan."
July 20th, 2008 at 02:37 pm
hip hip whore hey!
July 20th, 2008 at 02:34 pm
Not another 'whore" throwing themselves at me!
July 20th, 2008 at 12:23 pm
-Just when the people had thought the game couldn't get any better, Yankee superfan and dedicated sportsman Jimmy Anderson, circled, pulls off a textbook execution of the "Infield Cry Rule".
July 20th, 2008 at 01:25 am
Hey A-Rod...I can strike a pose too! Vogue!
July 19th, 2008 at 11:02 pm
Rats! There's a big hole in the defensive line, and this guy is going to sack me!!
July 19th, 2008 at 09:04 pm
Steve Bartman..This is how you do it dummy!!
July 19th, 2008 at 07:14 pm
Noooooooooooo. Let me do it!!!
July 19th, 2008 at 06:02 pm
Seems like he just can't keep his balls in his pants, just like A-rod.
July 19th, 2008 at 04:49 pm
"and this is how you lick the scrotum, and then insert you finger in his.."
July 19th, 2008 at 12:58 pm
"Bitch you better pop off."
July 19th, 2008 at 04:30 am
he touched my vagina!!!
July 19th, 2008 at 02:40 am
here dont worry my mouth will break your fall
July 19th, 2008 at 02:38 am
It's rainin men Hallelujah It's rainin men!!!!!!!!
July 19th, 2008 at 02:30 am
"I'm here, I'm queer, deal with it."
July 18th, 2008 at 11:01 pm
Dislexic Bobby fails once again at his attempt to give oral to a catcher.
July 18th, 2008 at 10:19 pm
This isn't disneyland!!!
July 18th, 2008 at 09:38 pm
1st a toothache, now balls in my face!
July 18th, 2008 at 09:31 pm
Yankees fans are gay.
July 18th, 2008 at 09:26 pm
Ummmm... like listen up jerk. You are totally blocking my sun. What the frig!?
July 18th, 2008 at 02:54 pm
and the fish i caught was.......this big
July 18th, 2008 at 01:37 pm
Whoa, Dean, the big mean man is back!
July 18th, 2008 at 12:47 pm
Alex Rodriguez isn't the only one hot for Madonna in this stadium! Vogue!
July 18th, 2008 at 08:01 am
Eek! A Manly Man.
July 18th, 2008 at 06:15 am
Marijuana.......are you sure you want a hit?
July 18th, 2008 at 05:09 am
Lawd!
It's literally raining men!