Give-A-Wednesday: Win NCAA Football 09
In honor of last night’s 14 million hour long All-Star Game, write a caption for the photo of the manly baseball fan and you could win….a football game! That’s right, you can win EA’s new NCAA Football 09. It’s like baseball, but it’s better (because it’s football.) As usual, leave your captions in the comments section. Winners will be notified by Holy Taco.
See last week’s winners after the jump:
Winner:
Andy: Only 2 “Crackers” for all that cheese?
Runner Ups:
DonnyG: “Wow the forefathers really did make the world a cheddar place”
DDT: This is a photo of what A-rod was left with after the divorce. Two white people and a pile of cheese.
Kevin: How long did Criss Angel say he would be in there?
Don: Dead presidents, cheddar–I feel you now, Fitty.
Doc: You think that’s impressive? You should see the size of the New York City rat they are gonna feed it to!
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July 16th, 2008 at 1:20 pm
Ewww, watch out for my Proactiv!
July 16th, 2008 at 1:28 pm
“OMG, he’s playing with his ball infront of me and the guy to the right of him has the word STAFF written on the back of his shirt - STOP! Your making me blush!”
July 16th, 2008 at 1:28 pm
yuck, i already have a boyfriend
July 16th, 2008 at 1:33 pm
“He just made an amazing catch… screw it, this is gonna be MY moment!”
July 16th, 2008 at 1:36 pm
Have you seen my baseball???
July 16th, 2008 at 1:42 pm
When I heard I was going to see guys play with balls this is not what I had in mind… but he is latino…
July 16th, 2008 at 1:45 pm
If I make this face while I lick the sexy Latino people may not pick up I’m gay… just a clutz
July 16th, 2008 at 1:46 pm
Oh Shit! The camera’s on me…nows my chance to audition for a role in the retarded version of Cats!
July 16th, 2008 at 1:50 pm
The baseball gods misinterpreted Stewart’s wish to have a Yankee’s balls in his face.
July 16th, 2008 at 1:54 pm
Hey .. its Perez Hilton!
July 16th, 2008 at 1:55 pm
Smeee… I can haz ball?
July 16th, 2008 at 1:56 pm
Uugghh… COOOOOTTIIIEEEESSS!!
July 16th, 2008 at 2:13 pm
Baseballs hurt, don’t judge this fairy
July 16th, 2008 at 2:20 pm
EEEWWW!!! I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!
July 16th, 2008 at 2:21 pm
EEEWW!!! I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!
July 16th, 2008 at 2:28 pm
His mom could tell by his pose that this wouldn’t be the last time Billy had balls flying at his face
July 16th, 2008 at 2:29 pm
“I will survive!”
July 16th, 2008 at 2:32 pm
The little known grandson Corky Steinbrenner.
July 16th, 2008 at 2:41 pm
These are not boxer shorts. Mine are boxer shorts. These are Hanes 32.
July 16th, 2008 at 2:44 pm
These Make a Wish Foundation seats are great!!!
July 16th, 2008 at 2:46 pm
Where are they now? Life Goes On, Chris Burke is still Corky
July 16th, 2008 at 2:49 pm
Whatever, at least I’m not half as gay as Jeff Garcia.
July 16th, 2008 at 2:52 pm
Rainman: The Teenage Years
Episode 3- Baseball Fever
July 16th, 2008 at 2:55 pm
i wish he would show me his “O” face
July 16th, 2008 at 3:02 pm
The patient lady held this pose for the whole game hearing she may have balls on her chin.
July 16th, 2008 at 3:21 pm
Once again the Invisible Man is caught getting head.
July 16th, 2008 at 3:23 pm
Andy Dick plays catcher for the Yankees?!?
July 16th, 2008 at 3:29 pm
Instant sex-change just add balls.
July 16th, 2008 at 3:34 pm
What am I? A zit get it.
July 16th, 2008 at 3:48 pm
“I thought I had a good jump on the ball, but then I saw some guy that looked like Moe from the Three Stooges.”
July 16th, 2008 at 3:56 pm
“…and then he said it was THIS big - what the? whoa WHOA!”
July 16th, 2008 at 4:05 pm
Brucie not again, my mouth can’t take another throat fuck…..
July 16th, 2008 at 4:34 pm
Classic case of split personality…His right hand is trying to grab the catchers butt and with the left hand he’s slapping himself trying to control the urge.
July 16th, 2008 at 4:41 pm
I dont think im ready to take balls to the face again…
July 16th, 2008 at 5:36 pm
“Look what I can do”
July 16th, 2008 at 5:40 pm
Your circle is misplaced. You should draw attention to the Guidouche in blue blockers who is smiling whilst being punched in the throat.
July 16th, 2008 at 5:43 pm
FRANKS AND BEANS!!!!!!!!
July 16th, 2008 at 5:44 pm
just another retarded red sox fan.
July 16th, 2008 at 5:52 pm
“I swear…it was this big!”
July 16th, 2008 at 6:21 pm
“Uh, I actually gotta get going. I think the inning may have started…”
July 16th, 2008 at 6:41 pm
Secret, strong enough for a man, made for a woman, yet Jorge Posada still stinks like B.O.
July 16th, 2008 at 7:10 pm
“Hare Krishna Hare Krishna
Krishna Krishna Hare Hare
Hare Rama Hare Rama
Rama Rama Hare Hare”
July 16th, 2008 at 7:47 pm
gay for sure……
July 16th, 2008 at 8:11 pm
(girly scream) Augh! Watch the face! Watch the faaaaace!
July 16th, 2008 at 8:14 pm
God damn EMO’s. He might kill himself if he gets TOO much attention
July 16th, 2008 at 8:39 pm
Guess which one is the Boston fan?
July 16th, 2008 at 8:49 pm
And at that moment her remembered when uncle tom used to molest him as a little girl…..
July 16th, 2008 at 9:20 pm
LEAVE BARRY ALONE!!! LEAVE HIM ALONE JORGE POSADA
July 16th, 2008 at 10:22 pm
Oh cam’s facing my way, quick retarded face:
Bleuuueuehh…
July 16th, 2008 at 11:50 pm
Ewwwww,,,, ohhh my god, i haven’t had men charge at me in pinstripes since my Navy days, and i haven’t even powdered up yet!
July 17th, 2008 at 12:36 am
that guy looks like stewart from mad tv hes like “hey jorge, look what i can do!”
July 17th, 2008 at 1:33 am
Pete’s state sponsored therapy for his “homosexual” problem seems to be working.
July 17th, 2008 at 1:54 am
Sure, SHE’s getting balls on her chin and probably doesn’t even enjoy it.
July 17th, 2008 at 4:10 am
I don’t see whats the big deal. The guy’s just demonstrating his “OH” face. He’ll probably need a change of undies though.
July 17th, 2008 at 4:53 am
“oh my god!! Dont touch me you dirty man.”
July 17th, 2008 at 7:02 am
it was this big and made me so sick so get away
July 17th, 2008 at 7:17 am
Man attempts to destroy face by clawing, biting and slap teasing a 90’s haircut noggin during a Yankees foul ball debacle this past weekend
July 17th, 2008 at 7:22 am
EHHHH……I just had a tooth pulled guys,,,and i lost my glasses…whats going on?
July 17th, 2008 at 7:23 am
EHHHH……I just had a tooth pulled guys,,,and i lost my glasses…whats going on?
July 17th, 2008 at 7:27 am
I had no idea there was a deleted scene in the Rain Man by Dustin Hoffman. How did I miss that?
July 17th, 2008 at 7:27 am
Ugh!!!! I totally hate Yankee balls in my face!! Where’s Varitek at? MMM…
July 17th, 2008 at 8:07 am
baseballs are not the types of balls i want in my face
July 17th, 2008 at 8:17 am
LT.DAN ICE CREAM!!!
July 17th, 2008 at 8:24 am
“Oh no, my straightness!”
July 17th, 2008 at 8:35 am
I… I… I think… I’m… err… I’m gonna…
(ralph!!!)
July 17th, 2008 at 8:41 am
Nanny Nanny Nanny you cant’ get me….
July 17th, 2008 at 9:14 am
hello
July 17th, 2008 at 9:26 am
Don’t touch the hair, I just had it styled!
July 17th, 2008 at 9:45 am
Well Corky, I can’t see the danger of you taking your helmet off while we are at the game
July 17th, 2008 at 10:33 am
Ahhhhh! Be careful of my hair!!!!
July 17th, 2008 at 10:40 am
i can’t believe i forgot to DVR project runway
July 17th, 2008 at 10:44 am
(in a fruity voice) “Oooo, Alex (Rodriguez) is looking this way. Quick, let me put on my sex face so he can remember me from last night.”
July 17th, 2008 at 11:00 am
I’ll be A-Rod, you’ll be his wife.
July 17th, 2008 at 11:10 am
I said NO, Jorge! I haven’t even done my lashes yet!
July 17th, 2008 at 11:44 am
ehhh…Not the hair! I just got this bowl cut for the game!
July 17th, 2008 at 11:45 am
Well, slap me retarded and call me gay, I got the best seats in the house. A foul ball and Joey Buttafuoco!!!
July 17th, 2008 at 12:21 pm
Nehhhhh! Nehhhhhhh! Nook out por my huunne tunnng!
July 17th, 2008 at 12:29 pm
That deaf dumb and blind kid, sure plays a mean baseball
July 17th, 2008 at 12:51 pm
EWW, I said rellishhh…AHH BALLS
July 17th, 2008 at 12:52 pm
Oh Jorge your pinstripes make me swoon
July 17th, 2008 at 12:56 pm
I bet he pulls down all sorts of ass with that lloyd christmas haircut
July 17th, 2008 at 1:02 pm
Hey guys, look! Invisible corn on the cob!!!
July 17th, 2008 at 1:11 pm
Hows my ass taste kobi…
July 17th, 2008 at 1:49 pm
Not pictured: Dignity.
July 17th, 2008 at 1:52 pm
Here you see Steve Bartman with prime seats at the Allstar Game, courtesy of the Florida Marlins. Determined not to be recognized and look like a total fuckup, he didn’t wear his glasses and hat. His gayness is technically referred to as ‘Seligism’, a result of a visit and a little choo choo train ran on him by the entire Chicago Cubs team.
July 17th, 2008 at 1:56 pm
“If you get lucky and make this catch, you’ll be seeing more of my ‘O’ face later tonight.”
July 17th, 2008 at 1:56 pm
Little did Trevor know that, while he licked the Invisible Man’s balls, he was about to get one more ball to the face.
July 17th, 2008 at 2:46 pm
Because of this photo, I now have won the bet proving that the oldest son from “Mr. Belvedere” was indeed, gay. Thanks Holy Taco!
July 17th, 2008 at 2:50 pm
I SWEAR I WILL THROW UP IF ANY OTHER BALLS TOUCH MY FACE
July 17th, 2008 at 3:00 pm
“O my gosh he touches balls more than i do!!” “Hip Hip Jorge!!”
July 17th, 2008 at 5:20 pm
I can’t believe the security guard really believed I was Bill Gates! These seats are awes…..AHHH!
July 17th, 2008 at 7:18 pm
Oh God! I hope he’s not reaching for my balls!
July 17th, 2008 at 7:20 pm
Hey Pitcher!… You missed me… ne.. ne… nenene…
July 17th, 2008 at 8:53 pm
Ten minutes to Wapner.
July 17th, 2008 at 9:32 pm
This is why my boyfriend is the “catcher!”
July 17th, 2008 at 11:04 pm
“Froinlayvin!!!! Ouch with the ball and the face and the hurtinggg!”
July 17th, 2008 at 11:04 pm
“Froinlayvin!!!! Ouch with the ball and the face and the hurtinggg!”
July 18th, 2008 at 12:42 am
“I hate it when big, sweaty men fall all over me…HAHAHAHAHA kidding.”
July 18th, 2008 at 12:51 am
…and Jared “winds-up” to lick the outfielder’s ass!
July 18th, 2008 at 3:22 am
EEEEEWWWWW! He’s all sweaty!!
July 18th, 2008 at 4:16 am
Don’t touch the hair please!
July 18th, 2008 at 4:27 am
With the Yankee diving into the crowd, Joey’s timing was put way off while playing his invisible harmonica.
July 18th, 2008 at 4:43 am
Oh Please, not another ball bouncing of my chin!..
July 18th, 2008 at 5:23 am
“hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil..”
July 18th, 2008 at 5:45 am
No that’s not me, look at that circle, totally photoshopped
July 18th, 2008 at 6:22 am
Why am I hitting myself?
July 18th, 2008 at 6:43 am
Oh Tom Cruise… I hope this isn’t that dream where we’re making out and I’m suddenly hit by a truck!
July 18th, 2008 at 7:22 am
It’s funny that Joshua is afraid of the baseball. After taking one look at him, anyone can tell that he’s a catcher.
July 18th, 2008 at 8:54 am
Grass, pollen, and latinos all reasons for little Billy’s allergies to act up
July 18th, 2008 at 9:06 am
What Chad wouldn’t give to switch seats…
July 18th, 2008 at 9:36 am
“Oh noes! That ball has sweat and dirt and it was rubbing against your crotch all evening. Get away! Get away!”
July 18th, 2008 at 9:54 am
THE CUBS HAVE BARTMAN, THE YANKS HAVE BARFMAN!!!!!!!!!
July 18th, 2008 at 11:12 am
Do you know how much I paid for these seats? And now I’m getting jumped by a Mexican?
July 18th, 2008 at 11:16 am
EEEWWW!!! His unmashed bum is coming at me!!!
July 18th, 2008 at 11:21 am
“Here we see Bill Gates enjoying the beginning of a well earned retirement”
July 18th, 2008 at 11:51 am
Dang, what a time to forget my helmet on the short bus.
July 18th, 2008 at 12:08 pm
No ninja not my hair!
July 18th, 2008 at 12:13 pm
As Jorge dives into the front row for the ball, an overwhelming vile stench of low tide and mangina renders poor Corky retarded. Just then, Joey and Vinnie, in the 2nd row, can see that Mr. Posada is indeed wearing Jason Giambi’s gold thong… again.
July 18th, 2008 at 12:26 pm
Oh no! I’m so scared, So Scared, SO SCARED! The big steriod baseball-man is going to attack me! Oh dear, what am I to do?
July 18th, 2008 at 12:39 pm
“You don’t know the half of it girlfriend! Last night he touched my leg, and I was like, eww gross, like whateverrr, but then he leaned in and … OH MY GOD, LIKE WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM MISTER BASEBALL MAN, JEEESUS CHRIST!! So anyway like I was saying before that gross sweaty Neanderthal almost killed us …”
July 18th, 2008 at 12:44 pm
Aye, dios mio!!!
July 18th, 2008 at 2:13 pm
He is coming at me like a spidermonkey, he must be all jacked up on Mountain Dew!
July 18th, 2008 at 3:38 pm
and just like that, down syndrome strikes yet another.
July 18th, 2008 at 4:17 pm
“eeeew get away i just got my nails did”
July 18th, 2008 at 4:35 pm
hey posada! i said oral! no ear sex for you!
July 18th, 2008 at 6:12 pm
“I’m such an idiot! I knew I should have brought my glove!”
July 18th, 2008 at 6:13 pm
“If I can’t see the ball, it can’t hit me!”
July 18th, 2008 at 11:09 pm
Lawd!
It’s literally raining men!
July 19th, 2008 at 12:15 am
Marijuana…….are you sure you want a hit?
July 19th, 2008 at 2:01 am
Eek! A Manly Man.
July 19th, 2008 at 6:47 am
Alex Rodriguez isn’t the only one hot for Madonna in this stadium! Vogue!
July 19th, 2008 at 7:37 am
Whoa, Dean, the big mean man is back!
July 19th, 2008 at 8:54 am
and the fish i caught was…….this big
July 19th, 2008 at 3:26 pm
Ummmm… like listen up jerk. You are totally blocking my sun. What the frig!?
July 19th, 2008 at 3:31 pm
Yankees fans are gay.
July 19th, 2008 at 3:38 pm
1st a toothache, now balls in my face!
July 19th, 2008 at 4:19 pm
This isn’t disneyland!!!
July 19th, 2008 at 5:01 pm
Dislexic Bobby fails once again at his attempt to give oral to a catcher.
July 19th, 2008 at 8:30 pm
“I’m here, I’m queer, deal with it.”
July 19th, 2008 at 8:38 pm
It’s rainin men Hallelujah It’s rainin men!!!!!!!!
July 19th, 2008 at 8:40 pm
here dont worry my mouth will break your fall
July 19th, 2008 at 10:30 pm
he touched my vagina!!!
July 20th, 2008 at 6:58 am
“Bitch you better pop off.”
July 20th, 2008 at 10:49 am
“and this is how you lick the scrotum, and then insert you finger in his..”
July 20th, 2008 at 12:02 pm
Seems like he just can’t keep his balls in his pants, just like A-rod.
July 20th, 2008 at 1:14 pm
Noooooooooooo. Let me do it!!!
July 20th, 2008 at 3:04 pm
Steve Bartman..This is how you do it dummy!!
July 20th, 2008 at 5:02 pm
Rats! There’s a big hole in the defensive line, and this guy is going to sack me!!
July 20th, 2008 at 7:25 pm
Hey A-Rod…I can strike a pose too! Vogue!
July 21st, 2008 at 6:23 am
-Just when the people had thought the game couldn’t get any better, Yankee superfan and dedicated sportsman Jimmy Anderson, circled, pulls off a textbook execution of the “Infield Cry Rule”.
July 21st, 2008 at 8:34 am
Not another ‘whore” throwing themselves at me!
July 21st, 2008 at 8:37 am
hip hip whore hey!
July 21st, 2008 at 8:48 am
Posada: “Psh must be a Red Sox fan.”
July 21st, 2008 at 10:25 am
This isn’t even that funny, as it just confirms what we already know: Yankee’s fans are pussies.
July 21st, 2008 at 10:55 am
singing “Girls just want to have EEEEE!!!!”
July 21st, 2008 at 11:37 am
” This is not what I was signing up for when I said I wanted Balls in my Face”
July 21st, 2008 at 11:59 am
“Have you seen my baseball?…..Have you seen my baseball?…..Oh no, ouch, my baseball!”
It was the continuation to that famous movie line.
July 21st, 2008 at 12:54 pm
That’s the face this guy makes every time he has balls coming at him. Which I will assume is often.
July 21st, 2008 at 2:25 pm
” So i was saying to Larry, and Curly”…” I grabbed her like this and…OHHH @#&*!!
July 21st, 2008 at 6:18 pm
Oh my god i just got my cheeks done!! I sware if this messes them up and i cant become a Ringo Star impersonator i will be so mad!!!
July 21st, 2008 at 6:37 pm
” OMG SHOES!”
July 21st, 2008 at 7:48 pm
the fight for the game ball is a vicious one.. not even handicaps are safe from a good old sucker punch distraction play
July 21st, 2008 at 10:03 pm
“OUCH the man in the sunglasses just put it in my butt hole!”
July 21st, 2008 at 10:05 pm
I’d be upset too if a guy in sunglasses just penetrated my anus.
July 21st, 2008 at 11:30 pm
“I finally come to a batheball game and Pothada falls on my straight friend.”
July 21st, 2008 at 11:47 pm
OMG! I think he is coming over my way! What should I do? I was always bad at first impressisons.
July 22nd, 2008 at 2:57 am
I could have had a V8!
July 22nd, 2008 at 3:22 am
As the cute Left Fielder lunged to catch a fly ball, Mark took the opportunity to blow him a French Kiss.
July 22nd, 2008 at 8:02 am
To his chagrin, Timmy was caught on camera skipping gay retarded mime school to attend a Yankees game.
July 22nd, 2008 at 8:17 am
Thanks manth. You made me bithe my tongue.
July 22nd, 2008 at 8:34 am
Screw the chin-ball lady. I’m the slaps-myself-while-giving-a-bj guy.
July 22nd, 2008 at 9:35 am
I thought this was a matinee, not a cabaret… oh boy I’m so excited I just can’t take it
July 22nd, 2008 at 10:05 am
Tonight was Retard Night at the stadium…
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:55 pm
His career as a Beatle/Macaulay Culkin impersonator took off after this photo was posted holytaco.com
July 22nd, 2008 at 3:12 pm
OMG, I’m gonna end up just like that guy Bartmann!
July 22nd, 2008 at 4:45 pm
Oh God, I’m so sick of balls hitting my face.
July 22nd, 2008 at 7:53 pm
Ohmygawd!! Would it kill you to use some Old Spice?