In honor of last night's 14 million hour long All-Star Game, write a caption for the photo of the manly baseball fan and you could win....a football game! That's right, you can win EA's new NCAA Football 09. It's like baseball, but it's better (because it's football.) As usual, leave your captions in the comments section. Winners will be notified by Holy Taco.
See last week's winners after the jump:
Winner: Andy: Only 2 “Crackers” for all that cheese?
Runner Ups: DonnyG: “Wow the forefathers really did make the world a cheddar place”
DDT: This is a photo of what A-rod was left with after the divorce. Two white people and a pile of cheese.
Kevin: How long did Criss Angel say he would be in there?
Don: Dead presidents, cheddar–I feel you now, Fitty.
Doc: You think that’s impressive? You should see the size of the New York City rat they are gonna feed it to!
Here you see Steve Bartman with prime seats at the Allstar Game, courtesy of the Florida Marlins. Determined not to be recognized and look like a total fuckup, he didn't wear his glasses and hat. His gayness is technically referred to as 'Seligism', a result of a visit and a little choo choo train ran on him by the entire Chicago Cubs team.
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July 16th, 2008 at 06:36 am
that guy looks like stewart from mad tv hes like "hey jorge, look what i can do!"
July 16th, 2008 at 07:33 am
Pete's state sponsored therapy for his "homosexual" problem seems to be working.
July 16th, 2008 at 07:54 am
Sure, SHE's getting balls on her chin and probably doesn't even enjoy it.
July 16th, 2008 at 10:10 am
I don't see whats the big deal. The guy's just demonstrating his "OH" face. He'll probably need a change of undies though.
July 16th, 2008 at 10:53 am
"oh my god!! Dont touch me you dirty man."
July 16th, 2008 at 01:02 pm
it was this big and made me so sick so get away
July 16th, 2008 at 01:17 pm
Man attempts to destroy face by clawing, biting and slap teasing a 90's haircut noggin during a Yankees foul ball debacle this past weekend
July 16th, 2008 at 01:22 pm
EHHHH......I just had a tooth pulled guys,,,and i lost my glasses...whats going on?
July 16th, 2008 at 01:23 pm
EHHHH……I just had a tooth pulled guys,,,and i lost my glasses…whats going on?
July 16th, 2008 at 01:27 pm
I had no idea there was a deleted scene in the Rain Man by Dustin Hoffman. How did I miss that?
July 16th, 2008 at 01:27 pm
Ugh!!!! I totally hate Yankee balls in my face!! Where's Varitek at? MMM...
July 16th, 2008 at 02:07 pm
baseballs are not the types of balls i want in my face
July 16th, 2008 at 02:17 pm
LT.DAN ICE CREAM!!!
July 16th, 2008 at 02:24 pm
"Oh no, my straightness!"
July 16th, 2008 at 02:35 pm
I... I... I think... I'm... err... I'm gonna...
(ralph!!!)
July 16th, 2008 at 02:41 pm
Nanny Nanny Nanny you cant' get me....
July 16th, 2008 at 03:14 pm
hello
July 16th, 2008 at 03:26 pm
Don't touch the hair, I just had it styled!
July 16th, 2008 at 03:45 pm
Well Corky, I can't see the danger of you taking your helmet off while we are at the game
July 16th, 2008 at 04:33 pm
Ahhhhh! Be careful of my hair!!!!
July 16th, 2008 at 04:40 pm
i can't believe i forgot to DVR project runway
July 16th, 2008 at 04:44 pm
(in a fruity voice) "Oooo, Alex (Rodriguez) is looking this way. Quick, let me put on my sex face so he can remember me from last night."
July 16th, 2008 at 05:00 pm
I'll be A-Rod, you'll be his wife.
July 16th, 2008 at 05:10 pm
I said NO, Jorge! I haven't even done my lashes yet!
July 16th, 2008 at 05:44 pm
ehhh...Not the hair! I just got this bowl cut for the game!
July 16th, 2008 at 05:45 pm
Well, slap me retarded and call me gay, I got the best seats in the house. A foul ball and Joey Buttafuoco!!!
July 16th, 2008 at 06:21 pm
Nehhhhh! Nehhhhhhh! Nook out por my huunne tunnng!
July 16th, 2008 at 06:29 pm
That deaf dumb and blind kid, sure plays a mean baseball
July 16th, 2008 at 06:51 pm
EWW, I said rellishhh...AHH BALLS
July 16th, 2008 at 06:52 pm
Oh Jorge your pinstripes make me swoon
July 16th, 2008 at 06:56 pm
I bet he pulls down all sorts of ass with that lloyd christmas haircut
July 16th, 2008 at 07:02 pm
Hey guys, look! Invisible corn on the cob!!!
July 16th, 2008 at 07:11 pm
Hows my ass taste kobi...
July 16th, 2008 at 07:49 pm
Not pictured: Dignity.
July 16th, 2008 at 07:52 pm
Here you see Steve Bartman with prime seats at the Allstar Game, courtesy of the Florida Marlins. Determined not to be recognized and look like a total fuckup, he didn't wear his glasses and hat. His gayness is technically referred to as 'Seligism', a result of a visit and a little choo choo train ran on him by the entire Chicago Cubs team.
July 16th, 2008 at 07:56 pm
"If you get lucky and make this catch, you'll be seeing more of my 'O' face later tonight."
July 16th, 2008 at 07:56 pm
Little did Trevor know that, while he licked the Invisible Man's balls, he was about to get one more ball to the face.
July 16th, 2008 at 08:46 pm
Because of this photo, I now have won the bet proving that the oldest son from "Mr. Belvedere" was indeed, gay. Thanks Holy Taco!
July 16th, 2008 at 08:50 pm
I SWEAR I WILL THROW UP IF ANY OTHER BALLS TOUCH MY FACE
July 16th, 2008 at 09:00 pm
"O my gosh he touches balls more than i do!!" "Hip Hip Jorge!!"
July 16th, 2008 at 11:20 pm
I can't believe the security guard really believed I was Bill Gates! These seats are awes.....AHHH!
July 17th, 2008 at 01:18 am
Oh God! I hope he's not reaching for my balls!
July 17th, 2008 at 01:20 am
Hey Pitcher!... You missed me... ne.. ne... nenene...
July 17th, 2008 at 02:53 am
Ten minutes to Wapner.
July 17th, 2008 at 03:32 am
This is why my boyfriend is the "catcher!"
July 17th, 2008 at 05:04 am
"Froinlayvin!!!! Ouch with the ball and the face and the hurtinggg!"
July 17th, 2008 at 05:04 am
"Froinlayvin!!!! Ouch with the ball and the face and the hurtinggg!"
July 17th, 2008 at 06:42 am
"I hate it when big, sweaty men fall all over me...HAHAHAHAHA kidding."
July 17th, 2008 at 06:51 am
...and Jared "winds-up" to lick the outfielder's ass!
July 17th, 2008 at 09:22 am
EEEEEWWWWW! He's all sweaty!!
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