In honor of last night's 14 million hour long All-Star Game, write a caption for the photo of the manly baseball fan and you could win....a football game! That's right, you can win EA's new NCAA Football 09. It's like baseball, but it's better (because it's football.) As usual, leave your captions in the comments section. Winners will be notified by Holy Taco.
See last week's winners after the jump:
Winner: Andy: Only 2 “Crackers” for all that cheese?
Runner Ups: DonnyG: “Wow the forefathers really did make the world a cheddar place”
DDT: This is a photo of what A-rod was left with after the divorce. Two white people and a pile of cheese.
Kevin: How long did Criss Angel say he would be in there?
Don: Dead presidents, cheddar–I feel you now, Fitty.
Doc: You think that’s impressive? You should see the size of the New York City rat they are gonna feed it to!
As Jorge dives into the front row for the ball, an overwhelming vile stench of low tide and mangina renders poor Corky retarded. Just then, Joey and Vinnie, in the 2nd row, can see that Mr. Posada is indeed wearing Jason Giambi's gold thong... again.
"You don't know the half of it girlfriend! Last night he touched my leg, and I was like, eww gross, like whateverrr, but then he leaned in and ... OH MY GOD, LIKE WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM MISTER BASEBALL MAN, JEEESUS CHRIST!! So anyway like I was saying before that gross sweaty Neanderthal almost killed us ..."
-Just when the people had thought the game couldn't get any better, Yankee superfan and dedicated sportsman Jimmy Anderson, circled, pulls off a textbook execution of the "Infield Cry Rule".
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July 17th, 2008 at 10:16 am
Don't touch the hair please!
July 17th, 2008 at 10:27 am
With the Yankee diving into the crowd, Joey's timing was put way off while playing his invisible harmonica.
July 17th, 2008 at 10:43 am
Oh Please, not another ball bouncing of my chin!..
July 17th, 2008 at 11:23 am
"hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil.."
July 17th, 2008 at 11:45 am
No that's not me, look at that circle, totally photoshopped
July 17th, 2008 at 12:22 pm
Why am I hitting myself?
July 17th, 2008 at 12:43 pm
Oh Tom Cruise... I hope this isn't that dream where we're making out and I'm suddenly hit by a truck!
July 17th, 2008 at 01:22 pm
It's funny that Joshua is afraid of the baseball. After taking one look at him, anyone can tell that he's a catcher.
July 17th, 2008 at 02:54 pm
Grass, pollen, and latinos all reasons for little Billy's allergies to act up
July 17th, 2008 at 03:06 pm
What Chad wouldn't give to switch seats...
July 17th, 2008 at 03:36 pm
"Oh noes! That ball has sweat and dirt and it was rubbing against your crotch all evening. Get away! Get away!"
July 17th, 2008 at 03:54 pm
THE CUBS HAVE BARTMAN, THE YANKS HAVE BARFMAN!!!!!!!!!
July 17th, 2008 at 05:12 pm
Do you know how much I paid for these seats? And now I'm getting jumped by a Mexican?
July 17th, 2008 at 05:16 pm
EEEWWW!!! His unmashed bum is coming at me!!!
July 17th, 2008 at 05:21 pm
"Here we see Bill Gates enjoying the beginning of a well earned retirement"
July 17th, 2008 at 05:51 pm
Dang, what a time to forget my helmet on the short bus.
July 17th, 2008 at 06:08 pm
No ninja not my hair!
July 17th, 2008 at 06:13 pm
As Jorge dives into the front row for the ball, an overwhelming vile stench of low tide and mangina renders poor Corky retarded. Just then, Joey and Vinnie, in the 2nd row, can see that Mr. Posada is indeed wearing Jason Giambi's gold thong... again.
July 17th, 2008 at 06:26 pm
Oh no! I'm so scared, So Scared, SO SCARED! The big steriod baseball-man is going to attack me! Oh dear, what am I to do?
July 17th, 2008 at 06:39 pm
"You don't know the half of it girlfriend! Last night he touched my leg, and I was like, eww gross, like whateverrr, but then he leaned in and ... OH MY GOD, LIKE WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM MISTER BASEBALL MAN, JEEESUS CHRIST!! So anyway like I was saying before that gross sweaty Neanderthal almost killed us ..."
July 17th, 2008 at 06:44 pm
Aye, dios mio!!!
July 17th, 2008 at 08:13 pm
He is coming at me like a spidermonkey, he must be all jacked up on Mountain Dew!
July 17th, 2008 at 09:38 pm
and just like that, down syndrome strikes yet another.
July 17th, 2008 at 10:17 pm
"eeeew get away i just got my nails did"
July 17th, 2008 at 10:35 pm
hey posada! i said oral! no ear sex for you!
July 18th, 2008 at 12:12 am
"I'm such an idiot! I knew I should have brought my glove!"
July 18th, 2008 at 12:13 am
"If I can't see the ball, it can't hit me!"
July 18th, 2008 at 05:09 am
Lawd!
It's literally raining men!
July 18th, 2008 at 06:15 am
Marijuana.......are you sure you want a hit?
July 18th, 2008 at 08:01 am
Eek! A Manly Man.
July 18th, 2008 at 12:47 pm
Alex Rodriguez isn't the only one hot for Madonna in this stadium! Vogue!
July 18th, 2008 at 01:37 pm
Whoa, Dean, the big mean man is back!
July 18th, 2008 at 02:54 pm
and the fish i caught was.......this big
July 18th, 2008 at 09:26 pm
Ummmm... like listen up jerk. You are totally blocking my sun. What the frig!?
July 18th, 2008 at 09:31 pm
Yankees fans are gay.
July 18th, 2008 at 09:38 pm
1st a toothache, now balls in my face!
July 18th, 2008 at 10:19 pm
This isn't disneyland!!!
July 18th, 2008 at 11:01 pm
Dislexic Bobby fails once again at his attempt to give oral to a catcher.
July 19th, 2008 at 02:30 am
"I'm here, I'm queer, deal with it."
July 19th, 2008 at 02:38 am
It's rainin men Hallelujah It's rainin men!!!!!!!!
July 19th, 2008 at 02:40 am
here dont worry my mouth will break your fall
July 19th, 2008 at 04:30 am
he touched my vagina!!!
July 19th, 2008 at 12:58 pm
"Bitch you better pop off."
July 19th, 2008 at 04:49 pm
"and this is how you lick the scrotum, and then insert you finger in his.."
July 19th, 2008 at 06:02 pm
Seems like he just can't keep his balls in his pants, just like A-rod.
July 19th, 2008 at 07:14 pm
Noooooooooooo. Let me do it!!!
July 19th, 2008 at 09:04 pm
Steve Bartman..This is how you do it dummy!!
July 19th, 2008 at 11:02 pm
Rats! There's a big hole in the defensive line, and this guy is going to sack me!!
July 20th, 2008 at 01:25 am
Hey A-Rod...I can strike a pose too! Vogue!
July 20th, 2008 at 12:23 pm
-Just when the people had thought the game couldn't get any better, Yankee superfan and dedicated sportsman Jimmy Anderson, circled, pulls off a textbook execution of the "Infield Cry Rule".
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