Pedophile Wears "World's Greatest Dad" Shirt

July 15th, 2008 | 07:04 pm

Sometimes you can't judge a book by its cover. And you probably shouldn't judge a child molester by his T-shirt, either. That's what judges in Michigan are for. According to the Washington Post:

NOVI, Mich. -- A 33-year-old Michigan man is accused of wearing a "World's Greatest Dad" shirt to a meeting for sex with what he thought was a 14-year-old girl.

Daniel Allen Everett of Clarkston was arraigned Tuesday in Novi (NOE'-veye) on charges of child sexual abuse and using the Internet to attempt child sexual abuse.

A spokesman for Attorney General Mike Cox could not confirm whether Everett has children. But Cox says in a statement that the arrest is a reminder that "a parent can pose a threat to our children."

I guess it's really not surprising that a child molester doesn't have any class or tact when choosing his wardrobe for underaged sex meetings. Although, on the other hand, I bought my grandfather a "world's greatest grandpa" coffee mug when I was 10 years old. But he at least had the decency to not drink from it while he was touching my butthole. (That's just a joke, my grandfather never touched my butthole. I love you, Grandpa!)

Thanks to Steven S for sending in.

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