The World’s Worst Stripper
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Or is she the greatest? To be honest, I’m really on the fence with this one. What she lacks in sex appeal and overall attractiveness, she makes up for in umm…well, she can rhyme “Gloria” with “cock-sucking warrior.” And that’s gotta be worth something.
There are a lot of really amazing things going on in this video. It may take a few extra viewings to really appreciate all of the subtle nuances that Sandy Kane brings to the table. (Warning: Don’t touch the table. It might be gonorrhea.)
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July 16th, 2008 at 10:00 am
“I used to drugs in the 70’s, now I do them in any temperature.”
And with that line, she became immortal. Someone send that bitch a free t-shirt.
July 16th, 2008 at 10:33 am
Google “twato”…she’s a mess.
July 16th, 2008 at 10:36 am
Is that the uglier and less talented sister of Cyndi Lauper?
July 16th, 2008 at 11:16 am
I want my three minutes back.
July 16th, 2008 at 11:20 am
Mom, is that you?
July 16th, 2008 at 11:24 am
Sandy Kane is an awful regular on Opie and Anthony. FoundryMusic.com has more vids of her and her awfulness.
Ron and Fezzzzzz, Noon to Three
July 16th, 2008 at 12:34 pm
I could’ve gone without her turning around.
July 16th, 2008 at 1:26 pm
Rodney Dangerfield with a fuckin wig….
And the clap.
July 16th, 2008 at 4:28 pm
Someone dip her nipple tassels in a bucket of floor cleaner - in a few years she can dance and mop the floors all at once - haha
July 16th, 2008 at 9:18 pm
at least she’s better than Weird Al.
July 17th, 2008 at 10:15 am
After seing two girls one cup pretty much unfaced (I guess it was just too surreal) I thought I was a master at not getting bothered by nasty nasty videos. This one changed that idea completely. That accent and well, the whole appearence of her, made me feel new levels of disgust. Couldn’t even look through it all… I wonder if I’ll ever be able to have sex with my girlfriend again, somehow the images of this women has attached itself onto my eyes.
Eeew, basically…
July 17th, 2008 at 1:56 pm
Typical woman, really. Pity most men would do anything for a slag like that.
July 18th, 2008 at 8:05 am
Mom!?
July 20th, 2008 at 5:21 pm
Certainly Not My Mom - My Mom looks better Naked than this Skank Ho.
July 20th, 2008 at 6:37 pm
I’d hit it……
Cock Sucking Warrior, hell yea.
I’d suck the last persons cum from deep in her butthole
then spit it up her pussy. When that made her pregnant i’d fuck her at her fattest and try and spear the babys head with my cock
July 31st, 2008 at 12:14 pm
20 bucks for a blow job, that’s preposterous….
the Frankenstein hookers in my town only charge $12, and they have buy one get one half off!
August 6th, 2008 at 5:18 pm
There’s better looking tramps at Sherwood Mall in Stockton California. What a stupid looking whore. Stockton Mother Fucker!
August 10th, 2008 at 3:57 am
Kinda looks like my boyfriend’s ex. Except hotter.
August 13th, 2008 at 1:46 am
cmon guys, this is not about sex, this is the real sense of humor…and it is nice to see that some of the commenting people here has that, too. i am not talking about you Craig Birkbeck…