The World's Worst Stripper

July 15th, 2008 | 03:27 pm


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Or is she the greatest? To be honest, I'm really on the fence with this one. What she lacks in sex appeal and overall attractiveness, she makes up for in umm...well, she can rhyme "Gloria" with "cock-sucking warrior." And that's gotta be worth something.

There are a lot of really amazing things going on in this video. It may take a few extra viewings to really appreciate all of the subtle nuances that Sandy Kane brings to the table. (Warning: Don't touch the table. It might be gonorrhea.)

20 Responses to "The World's Worst Stripper"

  1. </a></cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/07/16/the-worlds-worst-stripper/#comment-597649" title="">May 13th, 2009 at 10:05 am</a> </small> <p>Hey. Don't ever take a fence down until you know the reason it was put up.<br /> I am from Barbados and also am speaking English, give please true I wrote the following sentence: "Introduction to car makers, production figures.Avtovaz has signed an agreement with france renault, which has agreed to buy"</p> <p>Thanks ;). Leanne.</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/2524%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/2524%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div> <!-- /comment-inner, /comment --> <a id="comment-14475"></a> <a id="comment-14475"></a> <div class="comment "><div class="comment-inner"> <li class="" id="comment-14475"> <cite> turkish_cock</cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/07/16/the-worlds-worst-stripper/#comment-14475" title="">August 12th, 2008 at 07:46 am</a> </small> <p>cmon guys, this is not about sex, this is the real sense of humor...and it is nice to see that some of the commenting people here has that, too. i am not talking about you Craig Birkbeck...</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/2524%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/2524%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div> <!-- /comment-inner, /comment --> <a id="comment-14474"></a> <a id="comment-14474"></a> <div class="comment "><div class="comment-inner"> <li class="" id="comment-14474"> <cite> Becki</cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/07/16/the-worlds-worst-stripper/#comment-14474" title="">August 9th, 2008 at 09:57 am</a> </small> <p>Kinda looks like my boyfriend's ex. Except hotter.</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/2524%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/2524%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div> <!-- /comment-inner, /comment --> <a id="comment-14473"></a> <a id="comment-14473"></a> <div class="comment "><div class="comment-inner"> <li class="" id="comment-14473"> <cite> <a href="http://elitexc.com" rel="external nofollow">Nick Diaz</a></cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/07/16/the-worlds-worst-stripper/#comment-14473" title="">August 5th, 2008 at 11:18 pm</a> </small> <p>There's better looking tramps at Sherwood Mall in Stockton California. What a stupid looking whore. Stockton Mother Fucker!</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/2524%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/2524%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div> <!-- /comment-inner, /comment --> <a id="comment-14472"></a> <a id="comment-14472"></a> <div class="comment "><div class="comment-inner"> <li class="" id="comment-14472"> <cite> pat17 2009</cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/07/16/the-worlds-worst-stripper/#comment-14472" title="">July 30th, 2008 at 06:14 pm</a> </small> <p>20 bucks for a blow job, that's preposterous....<br /> the Frankenstein hookers in my town only charge $12, and they have buy one get one half off!</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/2524%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/2524%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div> <!-- /comment-inner, /comment --> <a id="comment-14471"></a> <a id="comment-14471"></a> <div class="comment "><div class="comment-inner"> <li class="" id="comment-14471"> <cite> Craig Birkbeck</cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/07/16/the-worlds-worst-stripper/#comment-14471" title="">July 20th, 2008 at 12:37 am</a> </small> <p>I'd hit it......</p> <p>Cock Sucking Warrior, hell yea.</p> <p>I'd suck the last persons cum from deep in her butthole<br /> then spit it up her pussy. When that made her pregnant i'd fuck her at her fattest and try and spear the babys head with my cock</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/2524%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/2524%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div> <!-- /comment-inner, /comment --> <a id="comment-14470"></a> <a id="comment-14470"></a> <div class="comment "><div class="comment-inner"> <li class="" id="comment-14470"> <cite> cunty cuntall</cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/07/16/the-worlds-worst-stripper/#comment-14470" title="">July 19th, 2008 at 11:21 pm</a> </small> <p>Certainly Not My Mom - My Mom looks better Naked than this Skank Ho.</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/2524%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/2524%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div> <!-- /comment-inner, /comment --> <a id="comment-14469"></a> <a id="comment-14469"></a> <div class="comment "><div class="comment-inner"> <li class="" id="comment-14469"> <cite> Fraser</cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/07/16/the-worlds-worst-stripper/#comment-14469" title="">July 17th, 2008 at 02:05 pm</a> </small> <p>Mom!?</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/2524%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/2524%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div> <!-- /comment-inner, /comment --> <a id="comment-14468"></a> <a id="comment-14468"></a> <div class="comment "><div class="comment-inner"> <li class="" id="comment-14468"> <cite> <a href="http://www.the-niceguy.com/" rel="external nofollow">Patriarchal Oppressor</a></cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/07/16/the-worlds-worst-stripper/#comment-14468" title="">July 16th, 2008 at 07:56 pm</a> </small> <p>Typical woman, really. Pity most men would do anything for a slag like that.</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/2524%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/2524%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div> <!-- /comment-inner, /comment --> <a id="comment-14467"></a> <a id="comment-14467"></a> <div class="comment "><div class="comment-inner"> <li class="" id="comment-14467"> <cite> David</cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/07/16/the-worlds-worst-stripper/#comment-14467" title="">July 16th, 2008 at 04:15 pm</a> </small> <p>After seing two girls one cup pretty much unfaced (I guess it was just too surreal) I thought I was a master at not getting bothered by nasty nasty videos. This one changed that idea completely. That accent and well, the whole appearence of her, made me feel new levels of disgust. Couldn't even look through it all... I wonder if I'll ever be able to have sex with my girlfriend again, somehow the images of this women has attached itself onto my eyes. </p> <p>Eeew, basically...</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/2524%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/2524%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div> <!-- /comment-inner, /comment --> <a id="comment-14466"></a> <a id="comment-14466"></a> <div class="comment "><div class="comment-inner"> <li class="" id="comment-14466"> <cite> <a href="http://www.television-blog.com" rel="external nofollow">Television Blog</a></cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/07/16/the-worlds-worst-stripper/#comment-14466" title="">July 16th, 2008 at 03:18 am</a> </small> <p>at least she's better than Weird Al.</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/2524%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/2524%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div> <!-- /comment-inner, /comment --> <a id="comment-14465"></a> <a id="comment-14465"></a> <div class="comment "><div class="comment-inner"> <li class="alt" id="comment-14465"> <cite> Joe</cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/07/16/the-worlds-worst-stripper/#comment-14465" title="">July 15th, 2008 at 10:28 pm</a> </small> <p>Someone dip her nipple tassels in a bucket of floor cleaner - in a few years she can dance and mop the floors all at once - haha</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/2524%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/2524%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div> <!-- /comment-inner, /comment --> <a id="comment-14464"></a> <a id="comment-14464"></a> <div class="comment "><div class="comment-inner"> <li class="" id="comment-14464"> <cite> Gainer</cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/07/16/the-worlds-worst-stripper/#comment-14464" title="">July 15th, 2008 at 07:26 pm</a> </small> <p>Rodney Dangerfield with a fuckin wig....</p> <p>And the clap.</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/2524%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/2524%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div> <!-- /comment-inner, /comment --> <a id="comment-14463"></a> <a id="comment-14463"></a> <div class="comment "><div class="comment-inner"> <li class="alt" id="comment-14463"> <cite> <a href="http://bojangles.com" rel="external nofollow">Pratik</a></cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/07/16/the-worlds-worst-stripper/#comment-14463" title="">July 15th, 2008 at 06:34 pm</a> </small> <p>I could've gone without her turning around.</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/2524%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/2524%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div> <!-- /comment-inner, /comment --> <a id="comment-14462"></a> <a id="comment-14462"></a> <div class="comment "><div class="comment-inner"> <li class="" id="comment-14462"> <cite> OpAntFan</cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/07/16/the-worlds-worst-stripper/#comment-14462" title="">July 15th, 2008 at 05:24 pm</a> </small> <p>Sandy Kane is an awful regular on Opie and Anthony. FoundryMusic.com has more vids of her and her awfulness.</p> <p>Ron and Fezzzzzz, Noon to Three</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/2524%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/2524%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div> <!-- /comment-inner, /comment --> <a id="comment-14461"></a> <a id="comment-14461"></a> <div class="comment "><div class="comment-inner"> <li class="alt" id="comment-14461"> <cite> Buddy Ice</cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/07/16/the-worlds-worst-stripper/#comment-14461" title="">July 15th, 2008 at 05:20 pm</a> </small> <p>Mom, is that you?</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/2524%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/2524%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div> <!-- /comment-inner, /comment --> <a id="comment-14460"></a> <a id="comment-14460"></a> <div class="comment "><div class="comment-inner"> <li class="" id="comment-14460"> <cite> Deadlytoiletbeetle</cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/07/16/the-worlds-worst-stripper/#comment-14460" title="">July 15th, 2008 at 05:16 pm</a> </small> <p>I want my three minutes back.</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/2524%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/2524%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div> <!-- /comment-inner, /comment --> <a id="comment-14459"></a> <a id="comment-14459"></a> <div class="comment "><div class="comment-inner"> <li class="alt" id="comment-14459"> <cite> Assman</cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/07/16/the-worlds-worst-stripper/#comment-14459" title="">July 15th, 2008 at 04:36 pm</a> </small> <p>Is that the uglier and less talented sister of Cyndi Lauper?</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/2524%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/2524%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div> <!-- /comment-inner, /comment --> <a id="comment-14458"></a> <a id="comment-14458"></a> <div class="comment "><div class="comment-inner"> <li class="" id="comment-14458"> <cite> Myles Kilometers</cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/07/16/the-worlds-worst-stripper/#comment-14458" title="">July 15th, 2008 at 04:33 pm</a> </small> <p>Google "twato"...she's a mess.</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/2524%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/2524%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div> <!-- /comment-inner, /comment --> <a id="comment-14457"></a> <a id="comment-14457"></a> <div class="comment "><div class="comment-inner"> <li class="alt" id="comment-14457"> <cite> Buddy Ice</cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/07/16/the-worlds-worst-stripper/#comment-14457" title="">July 15th, 2008 at 04:00 pm</a> </small> <p>"I used to drugs in the 70's, now I do them in any temperature."</p> <p>And with that line, she became immortal. Someone send that bitch a free t-shirt.</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/2524%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/2524%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div> <!-- /comment-inner, /comment --> </ol> </div> </div> <!-- Right column --> <div id="column-right"> <div class="block"> <script language="JavaScript" type="text/javascript"> ord=Math.random()*10000000000000000; document.write('<script language="JavaScript" src="http://ad.doubleclick.net/adj/brk.ht/home;sz=300x250;ord=' + ord + '?" type="text/javascript"></scr' + 'ipt>'); </script><noscript><a href="http://ad.doubleclick.net/jump/brk.ht/home;sz=300x250;ord=123456789?" target="_blank"><img src="http://ad.doubleclick.net/ad/brk.ht/home;sz=300x250;ord=123456789?" width="300" height="250" border="0"></a></noscript></div><div class="block"> <div class="heading"><a href="/photos"><img src="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/sites/default/themes/holytaco2/images/headings/photo-of-the-day.gif" style="width: 176px; 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