The World’s Worst Stripper


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Or is she the greatest? To be honest, I’m really on the fence with this one. What she lacks in sex appeal and overall attractiveness, she makes up for in umm…well, she can rhyme “Gloria” with “cock-sucking warrior.” And that’s gotta be worth something.

There are a lot of really amazing things going on in this video. It may take a few extra viewings to really appreciate all of the subtle nuances that Sandy Kane brings to the table. (Warning: Don’t touch the table. It might be gonorrhea.)

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19 Responses to “The World’s Worst Stripper”

  1. Buddy Ice Says:

    “I used to drugs in the 70’s, now I do them in any temperature.”

    And with that line, she became immortal. Someone send that bitch a free t-shirt.

  2. Myles Kilometers Says:

    Google “twato”…she’s a mess.

  3. Assman Says:

    Is that the uglier and less talented sister of Cyndi Lauper?

  4. Deadlytoiletbeetle Says:

    I want my three minutes back.

  5. Buddy Ice Says:

    Mom, is that you?

  6. OpAntFan Says:

    Sandy Kane is an awful regular on Opie and Anthony. FoundryMusic.com has more vids of her and her awfulness.

    Ron and Fezzzzzz, Noon to Three

  7. Pratik Says:

    I could’ve gone without her turning around.

  8. Gainer Says:

    Rodney Dangerfield with a fuckin wig….

    And the clap.

  9. Joe Says:

    Someone dip her nipple tassels in a bucket of floor cleaner - in a few years she can dance and mop the floors all at once - haha

  10. Television Blog Says:

    at least she’s better than Weird Al.

  11. David Says:

    After seing two girls one cup pretty much unfaced (I guess it was just too surreal) I thought I was a master at not getting bothered by nasty nasty videos. This one changed that idea completely. That accent and well, the whole appearence of her, made me feel new levels of disgust. Couldn’t even look through it all… I wonder if I’ll ever be able to have sex with my girlfriend again, somehow the images of this women has attached itself onto my eyes.

    Eeew, basically…

  12. Patriarchal Oppressor Says:

    Typical woman, really. Pity most men would do anything for a slag like that.

  13. Fraser Says:

    Mom!?

  14. cunty cuntall Says:

    Certainly Not My Mom - My Mom looks better Naked than this Skank Ho.

  15. Craig Birkbeck Says:

    I’d hit it……

    Cock Sucking Warrior, hell yea.

    I’d suck the last persons cum from deep in her butthole
    then spit it up her pussy. When that made her pregnant i’d fuck her at her fattest and try and spear the babys head with my cock

  16. pat17 2009 Says:

    20 bucks for a blow job, that’s preposterous….
    the Frankenstein hookers in my town only charge $12, and they have buy one get one half off!

  17. Nick Diaz Says:

    There’s better looking tramps at Sherwood Mall in Stockton California. What a stupid looking whore. Stockton Mother Fucker!

  18. Becki Says:

    Kinda looks like my boyfriend’s ex. Except hotter.

  19. turkish_cock Says:

    cmon guys, this is not about sex, this is the real sense of humor…and it is nice to see that some of the commenting people here has that, too. i am not talking about you Craig Birkbeck…

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