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If Tom Cruise Had A Comic Book

July 16th, 2008 | 02:45 pm

Last week we introduced our first "If They Had a Comic Book..." with Heidi and Spencer from the hills. This week we're taking on Scientology. Enjoy.

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24 Responses to "If Tom Cruise Had A Comic Book"

  1. Anonymous Says:
    March 15th, 2009 at 12:08 pm

    freak!

    :)

  2. jewblowme Says:
    September 25th, 2008 at 11:39 am

    tom is a flaming freak homo who hates normal people. what has hollywood done to this boy?

  3. F Says:
    August 10th, 2008 at 03:23 am

    ahkahkak!

  4. xENU Says:
    August 5th, 2008 at 05:15 pm

    So is Will allready converted??

    Sad that so many people is praising a creapy guys lsd trip :)

  5. Mackie Says:
    July 27th, 2008 at 06:12 am

    Freakin' hilarious!

  6. NYHick Says:
    July 21st, 2008 at 01:49 am

    Keeping the Jews out is one thing, keeping the fatties out is much more practical. They're lazy ones I tell you....

    http://www.icanhassex.com/content/no_cooking_keeps_him_happy

  7. news.theusefulinfo.com Says:
    July 18th, 2008 at 10:10 pm

    THat is hillarious..

    http://news.theusefulinfo.com/entertainment.php

  8. dePaul Consiglio Says:
    July 18th, 2008 at 01:12 am

    I WAS A TEENAGE SCIENTOLOGIST.

  9. PhiLLy in DaLLaS Says:
    July 17th, 2008 at 02:14 pm

    hilarious!!! I was unaware Will Smith is into scientology, learn something new every day.

  10. andrea Says:
    July 17th, 2008 at 01:14 pm

    Does this comic book make sense? Love Tom Cruise,,,he is great!!!

  11. Nick Says:
    July 17th, 2008 at 11:07 am

    AAAAAAAHAHAHA! NO! Thats too funny!

    Tommy cracks me up..

  12. notalemming Says:
    July 17th, 2008 at 10:05 am

    Great stuff, if there's a group that needs criticism its the greedy Scientology tools like them.

    "Its really not funny when you imply someone is a racist, and they’ve done nothing to warrant this title."

    Maybe so, but what they have done is severely abuse children by way of intense indoctrination and slaveery rather than education, so they're getting off easy with being called racists, to me it seems like they're fittingly being called mentally challenged anyway.

  13. Dixon Says:
    July 17th, 2008 at 02:32 am

    omfg that was friking hilarious!

  14. Tom Cruise Says:
    July 17th, 2008 at 02:23 am

    Ha. Ha. Ha.
    Very funny.

    You won't be laughing when this website disappears tonight.
    Know that you are being watched very closely.
    Because I know.

  15. Peter Says:
    July 17th, 2008 at 01:43 am

    It's funny when it's Tom Cruise.

  16. Netmonger Says:
    July 17th, 2008 at 01:40 am

    Its really not funny when you imply someone is a racist, and they've done nothing to warrant this title.

  17. T&T Says:
    July 16th, 2008 at 11:30 pm

    hahaha, but no jews... haha

    www.titsandtequila.com

  18. Ali Says:
    July 16th, 2008 at 05:43 pm

    LOL! That's fucking hilarious!

  19. El Rico Says:
    July 16th, 2008 at 05:34 pm

    But isn't Will Smith's real name Wilberg Smithsteinbergman?

  20. Gainer Says:
    July 16th, 2008 at 05:08 pm

    LMAO

  21. Drew Says:
    July 16th, 2008 at 04:52 pm

    f'in brilliant!!!

  22. Dom Says:
    July 16th, 2008 at 04:11 pm

    You have to keep these going. They are funny as hell.

  23. todd Says:
    July 16th, 2008 at 03:42 pm

    That shit is hilarious

  24. Laughing Squid Says:
    July 16th, 2008 at 03:27 pm

    I believed him also!1