Where you've seen her:Jennifer Lopez used to be all up in your face with her singing, dancing and acting. But now she just hangs out with Skeletor and has babies.
MILF status: Back in February J Lo squeezed and pushed until two fraternal twins came flying out of her genitals. They have names, but they're too long and complicated for me to type out here.
Pointless quote: “It's hard for them (partners) to live in my shadow, knowing that they will never make the money I do.”
This JLo fan, has and would do anything?, to catch a glimpse of his huge heined hispanic goddess. While incarcerated I performed ' oral sex! ' on another male prisoner, as a means of barter, just to gaze! upon a photo of the smiling songstress, attired in a most skimpy!!! white dress.
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July 20th, 2008 at 01:18 pm
If it wasn't for that fact that Marc Anthony is some sort of undead creature I would feel sorry for him having to be married to this egomaniac.
July 20th, 2008 at 04:33 pm
This JLo fan, has and would do anything?, to catch a glimpse of his huge heined hispanic goddess. While incarcerated I performed ' oral sex! ' on another male prisoner, as a means of barter, just to gaze! upon a photo of the smiling songstress, attired in a most skimpy!!! white dress.
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