Jennifer Lopez

July 20th, 2008 | 10:22 am

Age: 38

Where you've seen her: Jennifer Lopez used to be all up in your face with her singing, dancing and acting. But now she just hangs out with Skeletor and has babies.

MILF status: Back in February J Lo squeezed and pushed until two fraternal twins came flying out of her genitals. They have names, but they're too long and complicated for me to type out here.

Pointless quote: “It's hard for them (partners) to live in my shadow, knowing that they will never make the money I do.”

2 Responses to "Jennifer Lopez"

  1. jaysen Says:

    This JLo fan, has and would do anything?, to catch a glimpse of his huge heined hispanic goddess. While incarcerated I performed ' oral sex! ' on another male prisoner, as a means of barter, just to gaze! upon a photo of the smiling songstress, attired in a most skimpy!!! white dress.

  2. Keeblerkahn Says:

    If it wasn't for that fact that Marc Anthony is some sort of undead creature I would feel sorry for him having to be married to this egomaniac.