Write a caption for this very poignant statue and you can win a copy of Wall-E for the Xbox 360. As usual, leave your captions in the comments section. Winners will be notified via HolyTaco.
See last week's winners after the jump:
Winner: DonnyG: The little known grandson Corky Steinbrenner.
Runner Ups:
Chris: Ewww, watch out for my Proactiv!
Mark: yuck, i already have a boyfriend
Monty: EEEWW!!! I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!
Randall: I said NO, Jorge! I haven’t even done my lashes yet!
In Memory of lord Alexander Casear distant relative of Julis Casear who freed his city from their baby overlords in one massive battle in which during he never popped a single boner
The Struggle Against The Pediatric Legacy That Results From Chronic, Over-Excessive Breeding Reveals The Folly Of Claiming A Flacid, Infantile-Sized Penis Is Incapable Of Impregnation, As Size, However Slight, In No Way Diminishes Potency Of Spermatoza. (With apologies to Robt. Williams)
Let's see...she f*cks the UPS guy and I lose the shirt off my back in the divorce...at least I get unsupervised visitation! THERE's your f*ckin child support...and your f*ckin alimony...
It wasn't until the mid 1990's that the Gettysburg Historical Society began to create monuments to the lesser known Commanders of the American Civil War.
Although George was unaware at the time, he had mere moments to enjoy his greatest ass booting to date before succumbing to the imminent and brutal pigmy rape that lied ahead.
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July 29th, 2008 at 08:02 pm
All the guys in the office bragged about their high scores...
http://www.howmanynewbornscouldyoutakeinafight.com/
I could only take four.
July 29th, 2008 at 07:51 pm
There can only be one Highlander! Babies cannot defeat me!
July 29th, 2008 at 07:34 pm
Early baby gun test subject.
July 29th, 2008 at 07:29 pm
The reality of the Battle of Thermopylae fails to live up to the legend.
July 29th, 2008 at 06:41 pm
My buddy told me to come check the hilarious statue of the dude with the baby/dick, the backslash really needs some representation in speech.
July 29th, 2008 at 06:31 pm
talk about balls of steel
July 29th, 2008 at 06:27 pm
Those damned County Attorneys and their paternity tests!
July 29th, 2008 at 06:01 pm
Damn! I said babes....BABES!
July 29th, 2008 at 05:39 pm
Irv...I said, "Keep an EYE on the kids!"
July 29th, 2008 at 05:33 pm
"Chuck Norris is afraid of this guy."
July 29th, 2008 at 05:33 pm
MY NAME IS MICHAEL J CABOOSE... AND I HATE BABIES!
July 29th, 2008 at 05:26 pm
Roe v. Wade, tonight on UFC!
July 29th, 2008 at 05:00 pm
ABORTED!
July 29th, 2008 at 04:00 pm
In Memory of lord Alexander Casear distant relative of Julis Casear who freed his city from their baby overlords in one massive battle in which during he never popped a single boner
July 29th, 2008 at 03:21 pm
fuck this, I got work to do.
July 29th, 2008 at 02:59 pm
The Struggle Against The Pediatric Legacy That Results From Chronic, Over-Excessive Breeding Reveals The Folly Of Claiming A Flacid, Infantile-Sized Penis Is Incapable Of Impregnation, As Size, However Slight, In No Way Diminishes Potency Of Spermatoza. (With apologies to Robt. Williams)
July 29th, 2008 at 02:50 pm
Let's see...she f*cks the UPS guy and I lose the shirt off my back in the divorce...at least I get unsupervised visitation! THERE's your f*ckin child support...and your f*ckin alimony...
July 29th, 2008 at 02:25 pm
The FBI: They will turn you to stone.
July 29th, 2008 at 02:16 pm
What the fuck? Only four of them? That website said I could take four HUNDRED!
July 29th, 2008 at 02:13 pm
It wasn't until the mid 1990's that the Gettysburg Historical Society began to create monuments to the lesser known Commanders of the American Civil War.
July 29th, 2008 at 01:38 pm
4th tri-mester abortion
July 29th, 2008 at 12:14 pm
Neo vs. Cloned Mr. Smith Babies.
July 29th, 2008 at 09:33 am
Children: Get These God Damn Things Off Of Me
July 29th, 2008 at 09:21 am
Terrimus Minimus Phallus, credited with the technological achievement of after-birth control, now widely recognized as a 5th trimester abortion.
July 29th, 2008 at 07:32 am
Where's the Aerogaurd?
July 29th, 2008 at 07:23 am
o_O....O_o.....o_O......okay kids just as i promised the candy is right this way in the van.....hurry hurry hurrrrrrryyyyyy
July 29th, 2008 at 07:13 am
F**k off babies!
July 29th, 2008 at 06:42 am
GRRAAAAA!! They're always after me lucky charms!!!
July 29th, 2008 at 05:48 am
Chris Hanson has caught another one
July 29th, 2008 at 03:11 am
after 43 beers...... this man did what my dad didnt.... thanks dad :0 xoxo
July 29th, 2008 at 02:53 am
Honey, I shrunk my dick.
July 29th, 2008 at 01:12 am
"Psalm 137:9- Blessed is he who seizes and dashes his children among the rocks."
July 29th, 2008 at 12:31 am
I'd stomp, kick and punch my way through Brangalina's devil army for just one lick of Michelle Collins' flop sweat.
July 28th, 2008 at 10:38 pm
Although George was unaware at the time, he had mere moments to enjoy his greatest ass booting to date before succumbing to the imminent and brutal pigmy rape that lied ahead.
July 28th, 2008 at 09:53 pm
35 3rd graders?! Pathetic!
I can defeat a whole ARMY of infants!
July 28th, 2008 at 09:51 pm
"Don't ask questions! Just get these damn things off me!"
July 28th, 2008 at 09:24 pm
Next on Maury: Nudists denying parenthood
July 28th, 2008 at 08:51 pm
It's raining todlers and infants and, oh yeah, I am naked.
July 28th, 2008 at 08:42 pm
NO!!! I am NOT your daddy!
July 28th, 2008 at 08:29 pm
I"I can't take anymore babies on the plane!"
July 28th, 2008 at 08:14 pm
And then there were four!
July 28th, 2008 at 08:13 pm
Rodan's angry period.
July 28th, 2008 at 08:13 pm
Cherubs - always with the damn cherubs!
July 28th, 2008 at 08:12 pm
Goal!
July 28th, 2008 at 08:12 pm
Robbie feared that his child daycare license was now in serious risk for more reasons than one.
July 28th, 2008 at 06:56 pm
"The Attack of the Clothes Eater Babies " Coming Soon near you!!!
July 28th, 2008 at 06:19 pm
Oleg the great champion of the rabid baby invasion of 789
July 28th, 2008 at 05:57 pm
When your bathroom window opens to a back alley abortion clinic.
"HEY! THE GOD DAMN DUMPSTER IS 3 FEET TO THE RIGHT!"
July 28th, 2008 at 05:52 pm
Pat wouldn't let being trapped in a man's body stop her from enjoying a rite of passage available to all women ... and so threw herself a Baby Shower.
July 28th, 2008 at 05:26 pm
"So hold on Frank, you're proposing that Magneto control metal instead of babies? Nobody will buy that.."