Give-A-Wednesday: Win Wall-E for the Xbox 360
Write a caption for this very poignant statue and you can win a copy of Wall-E for the Xbox 360. As usual, leave your captions in the comments section. Winners will be notified via HolyTaco.
See last week’s winners after the jump:
Winner:
DonnyG: The little known grandson Corky Steinbrenner.
Runner Ups:
Chris: Ewww, watch out for my Proactiv!
Mark: yuck, i already have a boyfriend
Monty: EEEWW!!! I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!
Randall: I said NO, Jorge! I haven’t even done my lashes yet!
Tags: giveawdnesday, wall e
July 23rd, 2008 at 4:33 am
Statue
“The little guy just wanted his penis back”
July 23rd, 2008 at 4:45 am
Its raining babies Hallelujah! Its raining babies!
July 23rd, 2008 at 5:09 am
Michael Jackson’s lawn decorations.
July 23rd, 2008 at 5:18 am
Statue commemorating Depleted Uranium (DU) deformed babies in Iraq.
July 23rd, 2008 at 5:20 am
Matrix: Reloaded - The Greco-Roman Version
July 23rd, 2008 at 5:24 am
Damn you, defective condoms!
July 23rd, 2008 at 5:27 am
It is a little-known fact that the game of “Kick The Baby” of South Park lore was actually an event in the Ancient Olympics.
July 23rd, 2008 at 5:31 am
Child support…The hell with child support
July 23rd, 2008 at 5:38 am
Hestia was the Greek God of Fertility. Here we see her husband, Test-tee-clees, who is sick of the bitch always being knocked up.
July 23rd, 2008 at 5:54 am
The children didn’t want any more siblings, so they made their move to stop their statue father from banging their statue mother
July 23rd, 2008 at 5:57 am
The original child training scene from 300.
July 23rd, 2008 at 6:10 am
Damn Kids!!!!!!! Always getting in the way!!!
July 23rd, 2008 at 6:13 am
Sadly, Captain Morgan lost it after finding his clothes missing, his bottle stolen, his hair cut,…. and a few new mistakes from his drunken exploits.
July 23rd, 2008 at 6:17 am
You are…. not the father!
July 23rd, 2008 at 6:30 am
Fuck my life…….
July 23rd, 2008 at 6:32 am
Always a crowd favorite in the ancient coliseum the sport did lose some luster though after the invention of the dodge-”ball”.
July 23rd, 2008 at 6:33 am
NOOOOO….I said teenage boys
July 23rd, 2008 at 6:43 am
When you can take on 1000 5 year olds at a time in a fight you get a statue created in your honor.
http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/
July 23rd, 2008 at 6:45 am
Dad teaches the kids that a dogpile right before shower time is unacceptable.
July 23rd, 2008 at 6:46 am
Why can’t they invent condoms already.
July 23rd, 2008 at 6:46 am
Soviet sculptor Zair Azgur’s Chernobyl commemorative statue “Соединиенная нога младенца” (loosely translated as “Conjoined Baby Foot”)
July 23rd, 2008 at 7:06 am
*lands a front kick and a back punch combo*
child support is for pussies.
July 23rd, 2008 at 7:07 am
Though early matches showed promise and delivered mild amusement, experts would later determine that if organized combat as a sport was to survive, weight classes would be a necessity.
July 23rd, 2008 at 7:09 am
Children of the Corn VIII : Nude Beach
July 23rd, 2008 at 7:12 am
“HULK SMASH BABY!!”
July 23rd, 2008 at 7:12 am
The Living Statue at Buckingham Palace had taken the term “Baby Juggling” to a whole new level.
July 23rd, 2008 at 7:35 am
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!
July 23rd, 2008 at 7:41 am
I’ve had enough of these mutherfuckin babies all over my motherfuckin lawn!
July 23rd, 2008 at 7:45 am
“The 1000 nations of the Pregnant Empire descend upon you! Our babies will BLOT OUT THE SUN!”
“Then we will fight in the shade.”
July 23rd, 2008 at 7:53 am
so cool, i will uploaded this to tall dating site—T a l l m i n g l e . c o m— to share with my best friends,especially the hot models.
July 23rd, 2008 at 7:59 am
Soon to be a hit movie staring Steven Seagal.
July 23rd, 2008 at 8:09 am
The little demons took his clothes and turned him to stone but they’ll never take his dignit … wait is that bird shit, ah f*&k.
July 23rd, 2008 at 8:14 am
Free Hat!
July 23rd, 2008 at 8:17 am
Up, Left, R2, R2, Down, HP,HP,HP….
July 23rd, 2008 at 8:35 am
T.O.’s touchdown celebration with his sons peewee team got a little out of hand.
July 23rd, 2008 at 8:36 am
Believe it or not this is actually a rarely seen glimpse into the childhood of
Fedor Emelianenko. Youd be a badass too if you grew up like this.
July 23rd, 2008 at 8:38 am
Boston’s answer to Philadelphia’s Rocky Statue.
July 23rd, 2008 at 8:58 am
a new a should have kept my pants on!!!!
July 23rd, 2008 at 9:07 am
This photo was taken outside the NAMBLA headquarters; it is the greek god Pediphilious.
July 23rd, 2008 at 9:13 am
Naked baby toss, coming to the 2008 Beijing Summer Olympics.
July 23rd, 2008 at 9:24 am
Gulliver breaks loose and gives those perverted Lilliputians a well deserved beat down.
July 23rd, 2008 at 9:27 am
“OK OK! I’ll pay you the child support just get these damn kids off of me!”
July 23rd, 2008 at 9:41 am
Must…fend…off…killer…babies.
July 23rd, 2008 at 10:07 am
The original artists concept for the Cloverfield monster.
July 23rd, 2008 at 10:11 am
Wow HGH really can have a strange effect on your body.
July 23rd, 2008 at 10:12 am
Wooten suddenly realized, “maaan, I ain’t going to be punting ALL these babies!”
July 23rd, 2008 at 10:16 am
THIS…IS….SPARTA
July 23rd, 2008 at 10:18 am
soccer training …
July 23rd, 2008 at 10:21 am
And so Abortion Man annihilated the last remnants of the Unwanted Baby Militia.
July 23rd, 2008 at 10:32 am
Damn it, where are my pants? Why is my penis so small? Where the hell did these kids come from?
July 23rd, 2008 at 10:34 am
Fathers for Justice: 52BC
July 23rd, 2008 at 10:54 am
This…is…ROMPER ROOM!
July 23rd, 2008 at 10:57 am
In honor of K-Fed, Father of the millenium.
July 23rd, 2008 at 11:02 am
Child support is a bitch
July 23rd, 2008 at 11:10 am
The Patron Saint of 20-something Men.
July 23rd, 2008 at 11:12 am
Jim was the first martyr for Prochoice.
July 23rd, 2008 at 11:14 am
and this is what the thinking man finally decided.
July 23rd, 2008 at 11:16 am
I have had it with these motherfucking babies on my motherfucking back!
July 23rd, 2008 at 11:16 am
Where was “To Catch a Predator” on this one?
July 23rd, 2008 at 11:17 am
Why does it rain infants everytime I go outside buck naked?
July 23rd, 2008 at 11:18 am
Child abuse. Shit just got real.
July 23rd, 2008 at 11:21 am
Another reason Dance Dance Revolution is harmful to today’s youth.
July 23rd, 2008 at 11:25 am
Brad Pitt 2012
July 23rd, 2008 at 11:25 am
This sculptor can’t read he got this statue of Michael Jackson all wrong… kiss not kick
July 23rd, 2008 at 11:28 am
Though the historical society found it offensive, they couldn’t thwart Arnold Schwarzenegger’s attempt to place his “Kindergarten Cop” commemorative bronze statue in the front lawn of California’s Governors’ Mansion.
July 23rd, 2008 at 11:46 am
the final scene from a not released version of “The Fantastic Four Babies: Von-Doomed in the shower”
July 23rd, 2008 at 11:58 am
“I told them I’m allergic to children! Why didn’t they just listen to me and make the damn robe out of velvet?!??!”
July 23rd, 2008 at 11:58 am
DAMN YOU SUPER GLUE, DAMN YOU!!
July 23rd, 2008 at 12:12 pm
A tribute to the founding father of dead baby jokes
July 23rd, 2008 at 12:14 pm
The sequal to Iron Man was kind of a let down.
July 23rd, 2008 at 12:19 pm
FUCK YOU CHRIS HANSEN!!!
July 23rd, 2008 at 12:33 pm
John had no other option when a band of wild babies tried to steal his penis.
July 23rd, 2008 at 12:33 pm
A statue in honor of Michael Jackson’s anger.
July 23rd, 2008 at 12:42 pm
This Statue represents Canada’s final battle for freedom from the native babies who inhabited the land for many years. The statue is of Norm McDonald, the one and only man Canada has ever produced.
July 23rd, 2008 at 12:43 pm
“Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking babies on this motherfucking plane!”
July 23rd, 2008 at 12:51 pm
A new hokey pokey rendition: “You put your right foot in, you put your right foot out, you grab yourself some babies and you shake em all about…”
July 23rd, 2008 at 12:57 pm
The ancient greek sport of baby hacky sac. Don’t drop the baby!
July 23rd, 2008 at 12:59 pm
In the form of a motivational poster:
CHILD ABUSE
Yup. Still Hilarious.
July 23rd, 2008 at 12:59 pm
“When I wished to be a “babe magnet” this is not what I had in mind”
July 23rd, 2008 at 1:01 pm
commemorating all the lives lost in the tragic greek baby riots… moment of silence please
July 23rd, 2008 at 1:04 pm
“the day it rain infants”
July 23rd, 2008 at 1:12 pm
This is not as bad as it looks. He is simply tenderizing the meat… the other other white meat.
July 23rd, 2008 at 1:44 pm
Holy Sheet! It’s big foot!
July 23rd, 2008 at 1:55 pm
“Now my genitals will always be rock hard, but my penis is flacid!!! I’m not going to be able to have any more kids!!! …..now BE GONE!!”
July 23rd, 2008 at 1:57 pm
Dammit! I give up, there heads really do get mushy after the 5th frame
July 23rd, 2008 at 2:00 pm
dang; this is pretty sweet hexagon I’m standing on.
July 23rd, 2008 at 2:01 pm
The truly horrifying part of this is just off frame… Van Gogh’s ill-fated war machine: The Baby Trebuchete
July 23rd, 2008 at 2:11 pm
How NOT to juggle babies…
July 23rd, 2008 at 2:14 pm
I told you I could take on a pack of wild babies!!!
July 23rd, 2008 at 2:17 pm
The secret lives of willy wonka and his oompa loompas
July 23rd, 2008 at 2:20 pm
Though Uncle Joe was normally a nice guy, the tequilla and too many children at the family’s reunions always made for a precarious situation.
July 23rd, 2008 at 2:32 pm
I don’t have anything funny to write about this image, I just want someone to tell me who this super-human child abuser is and where this role model has been immortalized in statue form.
July 23rd, 2008 at 2:53 pm
Their can only be one king of the little dicks!
July 23rd, 2008 at 3:08 pm
MINE IS BIGGER! BRUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHH!
July 23rd, 2008 at 3:55 pm
AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!! GET E’M OFF!!! GET E’M OFFFF!!!!!
July 23rd, 2008 at 4:22 pm
Juggling the kids and i still have a leg to clean the house with. Told her i could do it, That whining bitch shouldn’t be complaining so much!!
July 23rd, 2008 at 4:57 pm
These are NOT Spartan babies!!!
July 23rd, 2008 at 5:02 pm
Never ask for more cereal when he’s around.
July 23rd, 2008 at 5:08 pm
ROFL LOOK WHAT I CAN DO LOL MAN THIS DOESNT EVEN LOOK RIGHT
July 23rd, 2008 at 5:58 pm
INCOMING!!!!!
July 23rd, 2008 at 8:29 pm
Pro-Choice!!!!!
July 23rd, 2008 at 8:30 pm
janet renos dance party.
July 23rd, 2008 at 9:01 pm
“Leave me my children, you are making the size of my dick look bad.”
July 23rd, 2008 at 9:38 pm
Dat Baby dont look like me!
July 23rd, 2008 at 9:54 pm
The first statue celebrating prohibition
July 23rd, 2008 at 10:22 pm
“Zombie babies seeking to castrate the dead beat dad!”
Dads last thoughts:
#6.) Anti-Abortion Bitch!
#5.) What ever happened to population-control?
#4.) When I was little and dreamt of my sausage being eaten, this wasn’t what I had in mind?
#3.) So she told me get naked, turns out she’s more of a freak then I thought, it wasn’t what I mean’t by ‘Invite some of your friends’!
#2.) Damn polution, fucking global warming! Zombie Feed-us! (fetus!)
#1.) If I had to do it all again, I’d still fuck her, and make her a Morning After Pill breakfast!
July 23rd, 2008 at 10:25 pm
Oh jesus I hope this isn’t one of those “To catch a predator” set-ups!
July 23rd, 2008 at 10:45 pm
The front of Nambla’s new hall of fame of naked man/boy lover wrestling association.
July 24th, 2008 at 12:57 am
“No, I have the smallest one!”
July 24th, 2008 at 2:05 am
George realized that his attempts at juggling babies was not going as well as he had hoped.
July 24th, 2008 at 5:14 am
“I SAID NO MORE MONKEES JUMPING ON THE BED!”
July 24th, 2008 at 5:55 am
FUCK BABIES!
July 24th, 2008 at 6:28 am
They said the job was Bouncer…Who knew
July 24th, 2008 at 6:29 am
Life in the fast lane
July 24th, 2008 at 7:03 am
Statue reads: “Welcome to Central University of Pedophilia. Here at C.U.P. we value the privacy and education of the youthful world.”
July 24th, 2008 at 7:14 am
Pedofile Cure: “As we all know covering your subject with what he loves most will cure him of his disease. Think about it like chocolate cake, if you eat hundreds of pieces of chocolate cake you get sick of it and never want it again.”
-Dr. Ruebintueg-
July 24th, 2008 at 7:52 am
A statue commemorating the very first episode of “Jon and Kate plus 8″
July 24th, 2008 at 8:52 am
Even in greek times …they had they had the jerry springer “are you the daddy show”.
July 24th, 2008 at 9:39 am
She said she was on the pill aahhhhhh
July 24th, 2008 at 9:54 am
Let rock our with our cocks out
July 24th, 2008 at 10:14 am
I am the King at double over-the-head baby jerking off-ing!!! HOOOOOO!!!
July 24th, 2008 at 10:25 am
How Brad Pitt really feels.
July 24th, 2008 at 10:39 am
Today the city of Los Angeles unveiled a statue to bring the latino and african american communities together by show casing one thing both communities have in common, dead beat dads.
July 24th, 2008 at 10:41 am
These little bastards are covered in glue!!
July 24th, 2008 at 11:01 am
Penis envy can escalate to violence really fast.
July 24th, 2008 at 11:19 am
The statue was unveiled at the grand opening of the Nambla MMA academy
July 24th, 2008 at 11:49 am
Hey! Holy Taco. I haven’t been contacted about winning last week yet. What’s up.
July 24th, 2008 at 11:53 am
Someone is bound to lose an eye….hopefully its not on the……well you know
July 24th, 2008 at 11:56 am
” The worst Mushroom Trip ever Recorded”
July 24th, 2008 at 12:21 pm
Congratulations!!!!!! You’re NOT the father!!!!!!
July 24th, 2008 at 12:21 pm
I Fucking Love PCP!
July 24th, 2008 at 12:36 pm
NO, No, NO! I Said I wanted four naked BABES, NOT FOUR NAKED BABIES!
July 24th, 2008 at 12:41 pm
Childabusiclese: Great God of Infant Education
July 24th, 2008 at 1:14 pm
” Get away from me, you little cock-suckers !”
July 24th, 2008 at 2:08 pm
Roman Polanski throws a temper tantrum.
July 24th, 2008 at 2:19 pm
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
July 24th, 2008 at 2:28 pm
Hey DonnyG I never got nothing either when I won. It’s a scam!
July 24th, 2008 at 2:29 pm
“I can’t believe they let me in baby UFC just for saying I have Patch Adams disease”
July 24th, 2008 at 2:32 pm
My friend and I cam up with some great titles for this statue.
here’s our top 3:
“I’ve always been good with kids”
“first day at juggling school”
“jack daniels - not just a breakfast beverage anymore” or ” “Jack Daniels discipline”
Some runners up:
“man fights oppression”
“God’s version of abortion”….
“don’t tread on me”
“Strangest Day Of My Life”
“and then things went horribly wrong…”
“first week at Priest School”
July 24th, 2008 at 2:37 pm
Statue at the entrance to the Michael Jackson Museum. Opening summer of 2020.
July 24th, 2008 at 2:39 pm
Not happy with the bronze babies he ordered on Ebay, Spartacus just loses it.
July 24th, 2008 at 2:44 pm
The statue commemorating the first annual Child Abuse Tournament and Bazaar, Their moto: “Getting a kick out of children!”
July 24th, 2008 at 3:10 pm
statue dedicated to the memory of Ray Johnson: baby fighter
July 24th, 2008 at 3:35 pm
Sometimes i get penis envy too….
July 24th, 2008 at 3:44 pm
“I thought knuckle children were harmless… I didn’t know they grew!?!”
July 24th, 2008 at 4:16 pm
Birth Control.
July 24th, 2008 at 5:10 pm
Kevin Spacey throws a temper tantrum.
July 24th, 2008 at 5:37 pm
Since the statue was placed in front of the Orange County Vasectomy Clinic, business has increased threefold.
July 24th, 2008 at 5:54 pm
Stork Vs the Abortion Ferry
July 24th, 2008 at 5:59 pm
Its raining babies.. A pedophile’s dream.
July 24th, 2008 at 6:12 pm
After realizing how small his penis was, George Bush decides to kill everyone that had a bigger penis than him!!
July 24th, 2008 at 7:24 pm
I underestimated on the amount of babies I would need for this live baby tracksuit…
or
YOUR MOTHER JUST PULLED INTO THE DRIVEWAY?!?!?! ACT NATURAL!!!!!
July 24th, 2008 at 8:27 pm
Maury Pauvich be damned!!! I don’t care what he said, I am NOT the father!!!
July 24th, 2008 at 8:31 pm
Statue:
“Im too sexy for these kids, too sexy for my kids,Kids need to leave.
Im too sexy to pay child support, too sexy for child support, So much money it hurts.’
July 25th, 2008 at 12:00 am
What does a brother have to do to get to his babies mama?!
July 25th, 2008 at 4:19 am
Honey we’ve got babies again , get the sprayer !
July 25th, 2008 at 6:20 am
Since when did Michael Jackson get a statue in his honor
July 25th, 2008 at 6:51 am
The Deadbeat Dad Memorial statue.
July 25th, 2008 at 7:36 am
Madness…… THIS IS FUUUUUNNNNN
July 25th, 2008 at 7:39 am
out you guys. someone stole my klein
July 25th, 2008 at 8:04 am
“See kids? Not my fault. Your mom’s just too fertile.”
July 25th, 2008 at 10:18 am
“Statue honoring the creation of the unpopular but always fun 4th Trimester Abortion”
July 25th, 2008 at 12:06 pm
‘I shall save this sticky salve and call it crazy gods glue, if I ever get these bastards off my arm, damn you Zues and your wild orgies…damn you….”
July 25th, 2008 at 12:07 pm
‘I shall save this sticky salve and call it crazy gods glue, if I ever get these bastards off my arm, damn you Zeus and your wild orgies…damn you….”
July 25th, 2008 at 1:13 pm
Nows you all sees my big pee pee pee…
July 25th, 2008 at 1:54 pm
I’m king of the hill, bitches!
July 25th, 2008 at 2:50 pm
Boris loved to bust out his ‘Quadruple Baby Balance’ party trick once in a while.
July 25th, 2008 at 5:05 pm
Penis de Milo
July 25th, 2008 at 5:23 pm
Forget eating babies, this is fucking awesome!
July 25th, 2008 at 5:36 pm
Brad Pitt says, “Today twins…next time Quads!”
July 25th, 2008 at 9:35 pm
drop kick me jesus through the goalpost of life
July 25th, 2008 at 11:36 pm
TGIF!
July 26th, 2008 at 6:03 am
All them babies from that little wee-wee
July 26th, 2008 at 7:58 am
And the White Trash Abusive Father of the Year award goes to……….Christian Bale!!!!!
July 26th, 2008 at 8:15 am
This is the cover of Father Nelson’s New York best seller about his days in the Catholic Church called “It’s Raining Toddlers”
July 26th, 2008 at 10:57 am
Belicheat Hungary!
July 26th, 2008 at 7:34 pm
ALL YOUR BABES ARE BELONG TO US!
July 26th, 2008 at 9:40 pm
this is what happens when there on budget cuts for ninjas
July 26th, 2008 at 11:40 pm
Shaken baby SYNDROME??!!??!! ………..SHAKEN BABY SYNDROME??!! ILL SHOW SHAKEN BABY SYNDROME YOU MOTHER FU……….
July 27th, 2008 at 2:11 am
No, no, a thousand times no! This is DAD’s naked time!
July 27th, 2008 at 5:14 am
*kick* Ugh, the dr said TRIPLETS not quadruplets now get outta here!
July 27th, 2008 at 7:41 am
Damn babies have bigger dicks than i do
July 27th, 2008 at 10:02 am
I am IRON MAN!!!
July 27th, 2008 at 3:32 pm
George didnt react well when he realized the taunts of “baby-penis” were in fact true.
July 27th, 2008 at 3:56 pm
Metalman always cursed the day he wished to be a babe magnet.
July 27th, 2008 at 4:00 pm
Just how old is Michael Jackson?
July 27th, 2008 at 4:27 pm
Little did Steve know, his maternity ward rampage was captured for all time by Michelangelo who happened to be at the hospital for a routine physical.
July 27th, 2008 at 8:31 pm
I’ve had it with these motherfucking babies on this motherfucking lawn!
July 27th, 2008 at 9:54 pm
your mother left me because of you asses
July 27th, 2008 at 10:10 pm
That… is a lot of spartan rejects…
July 27th, 2008 at 11:24 pm
And who would of thought that the deleted scene from Hellboy would leak onto the internet as the failed staute scene (hellboy on the man’s foot) did not make it into the movie
July 28th, 2008 at 12:05 am
Gary Glitters remake of Alfred Hitchcock’s The Birds proved to be a flop.
July 28th, 2008 at 2:28 am
how is this supposed to make my penis larger?….DAMN U INTERWEBZ!!
July 28th, 2008 at 5:50 am
Statue in Dallas erected at site of “Cheaters” episode gone bad.
July 28th, 2008 at 5:59 am
Statue erected at an upscale Vasectomy/Abortion clinic entitled: “Kick the Habit!”
July 28th, 2008 at 5:59 am
A new statue honoring Pope Benedict outside the Vatican’s day care center.
July 28th, 2008 at 7:03 am
You would be beating children to death too if i had such a small penis.
July 28th, 2008 at 7:07 am
This is how mike Tyson trains. He also kicks midgets.
July 28th, 2008 at 7:34 am
They trained like this for football back in the old days.Demetri was always the best punter.
July 28th, 2008 at 8:59 am
MURRY(POVICH),THEY DONT EVEN LOOK LIKE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY AINTS MINE.
July 28th, 2008 at 9:06 am
“HULK SMASH!”, John took the movie to heart.
July 28th, 2008 at 10:14 am
fuk trophys
July 28th, 2008 at 11:50 am
This statue was ERECTED in honor of the “To catch a predator” msnbc series!!
July 28th, 2008 at 1:18 pm
67,68,69,70 Keep Uppey, Yea take me on I’m the World Baby keep Uppey Champ
July 28th, 2008 at 1:31 pm
Though many of his close friends saw promise in what would come to be known as his masterpiece “David”, it was, in the end, advised to Michaelangelo that “perhaps it best that the final version not include the naked children.”
July 28th, 2008 at 1:33 pm
Biosphere 2..above ground, naked, and the little naked siblings of the 1st lil bitches you tried to kill. only for the xbox360 (gay version available).
July 28th, 2008 at 2:08 pm
“After years of controversy, Micheal Jackson hoped to have a career comeback by adapting Dr.Seuss’s classic “Hop on Pop” into a major motion picture, Unfortunately Mr. Jackson insisted on creating a statue in honor of his endeavor.”
July 28th, 2008 at 2:23 pm
so a family goes into a talent agency, the father says to the agent “Have i got an act for you” then the father strips his clothes off and started balancing his infant children on his arms and legs, The shocked agent asks the father what the act is called and the father proudly shouts “the Aristocrats”
July 28th, 2008 at 5:49 pm
I said “when your penis gets larger than mine, I will kick your ass….beyotches”
July 28th, 2008 at 6:50 pm
Damn you all! Maury’s paternity test said I didn’t have to support your asses!
July 28th, 2008 at 10:37 pm
NO I AIN’T YO BABY DADDY!
July 28th, 2008 at 11:51 pm
i have the same problem michael jackson does. for some reason im always beating kids off. with my white weiner out
July 29th, 2008 at 3:51 am
…and so he confused the rain dance with the baby dance.
July 29th, 2008 at 7:30 am
Damn it, I told these little bastards before, I will not catch I’m the pitcher.
July 29th, 2008 at 7:51 am
“I’m not hungry!”
July 29th, 2008 at 9:07 am
Nooooo! They be stealin mah bucket!
July 29th, 2008 at 9:24 am
Mmmmm……..delicious..babies……
July 29th, 2008 at 10:53 am
“Hmmm, I guess it’s not as big as a baby’s arm.”
July 29th, 2008 at 10:57 am
Man, this superglue is the BEST! Sticks to babies and everything.
July 29th, 2008 at 11:19 am
Voltron, reimagined by pedophiles.
July 29th, 2008 at 11:26 am
“So hold on Frank, you’re proposing that Magneto control metal instead of babies? Nobody will buy that..”
July 29th, 2008 at 11:52 am
Pat wouldn’t let being trapped in a man’s body stop her from enjoying a rite of passage available to all women … and so threw herself a Baby Shower.
July 29th, 2008 at 11:57 am
When your bathroom window opens to a back alley abortion clinic.
“HEY! THE GOD DAMN DUMPSTER IS 3 FEET TO THE RIGHT!”
July 29th, 2008 at 12:19 pm
Oleg the great champion of the rabid baby invasion of 789
July 29th, 2008 at 12:56 pm
“The Attack of the Clothes Eater Babies ” Coming Soon near you!!!
July 29th, 2008 at 2:12 pm
Robbie feared that his child daycare license was now in serious risk for more reasons than one.
July 29th, 2008 at 2:12 pm
Goal!
July 29th, 2008 at 2:13 pm
Cherubs - always with the damn cherubs!
July 29th, 2008 at 2:13 pm
Rodan’s angry period.
July 29th, 2008 at 2:14 pm
And then there were four!
July 29th, 2008 at 2:29 pm
I”I can’t take anymore babies on the plane!”
July 29th, 2008 at 2:42 pm
NO!!! I am NOT your daddy!
July 29th, 2008 at 2:51 pm
It’s raining todlers and infants and, oh yeah, I am naked.
July 29th, 2008 at 3:24 pm
Next on Maury: Nudists denying parenthood
July 29th, 2008 at 3:51 pm
“Don’t ask questions! Just get these damn things off me!”
July 29th, 2008 at 3:53 pm
35 3rd graders?! Pathetic!
I can defeat a whole ARMY of infants!
July 29th, 2008 at 4:38 pm
Although George was unaware at the time, he had mere moments to enjoy his greatest ass booting to date before succumbing to the imminent and brutal pigmy rape that lied ahead.
July 29th, 2008 at 6:31 pm
I’d stomp, kick and punch my way through Brangalina’s devil army for just one lick of Michelle Collins’ flop sweat.
July 29th, 2008 at 7:12 pm
“Psalm 137:9- Blessed is he who seizes and dashes his children among the rocks.”
July 29th, 2008 at 8:53 pm
Honey, I shrunk my dick.
July 29th, 2008 at 9:11 pm
after 43 beers…… this man did what my dad didnt…. thanks dad :0 xoxo
July 29th, 2008 at 11:48 pm
Chris Hanson has caught another one
July 30th, 2008 at 12:42 am
GRRAAAAA!! They’re always after me lucky charms!!!
July 30th, 2008 at 1:13 am
F**k off babies!
July 30th, 2008 at 1:23 am
o_O….O_o…..o_O……okay kids just as i promised the candy is right this way in the van…..hurry hurry hurrrrrrryyyyyy
July 30th, 2008 at 1:32 am
Where’s the Aerogaurd?
July 30th, 2008 at 3:21 am
Terrimus Minimus Phallus, credited with the technological achievement of after-birth control, now widely recognized as a 5th trimester abortion.
July 30th, 2008 at 3:33 am
Children: Get These God Damn Things Off Of Me
July 30th, 2008 at 6:01 am
Whoa…………! Dad must be taking his Viagra again………this time it bronzed his penis!
July 30th, 2008 at 6:14 am
Neo vs. Cloned Mr. Smith Babies.
July 30th, 2008 at 7:38 am
4th tri-mester abortion
July 30th, 2008 at 8:13 am
It wasn’t until the mid 1990’s that the Gettysburg Historical Society began to create monuments to the lesser known Commanders of the American Civil War.
July 30th, 2008 at 8:16 am
What the fuck? Only four of them? That website said I could take four HUNDRED!
July 30th, 2008 at 8:25 am
The FBI: They will turn you to stone.
July 30th, 2008 at 8:50 am
Let’s see…she f*cks the UPS guy and I lose the shirt off my back in the divorce…at least I get unsupervised visitation! THERE’s your f*ckin child support…and your f*ckin alimony…
July 30th, 2008 at 8:59 am
The Struggle Against The Pediatric Legacy That Results From Chronic, Over-Excessive Breeding Reveals The Folly Of Claiming A Flacid, Infantile-Sized Penis Is Incapable Of Impregnation, As Size, However Slight, In No Way Diminishes Potency Of Spermatoza. (With apologies to Robt. Williams)
July 30th, 2008 at 9:21 am
fuck this, I got work to do.
July 30th, 2008 at 10:00 am
In Memory of lord Alexander Casear distant relative of Julis Casear who freed his city from their baby overlords in one massive battle in which during he never popped a single boner
July 30th, 2008 at 11:00 am
ABORTED!
July 30th, 2008 at 11:26 am
Roe v. Wade, tonight on UFC!
July 30th, 2008 at 11:33 am
MY NAME IS MICHAEL J CABOOSE… AND I HATE BABIES!
July 30th, 2008 at 11:33 am
“Chuck Norris is afraid of this guy.”
July 30th, 2008 at 11:39 am
Irv…I said, “Keep an EYE on the kids!”
July 30th, 2008 at 12:01 pm
Damn! I said babes….BABES!
July 30th, 2008 at 12:27 pm
Those damned County Attorneys and their paternity tests!
July 30th, 2008 at 12:31 pm
talk about balls of steel
July 30th, 2008 at 12:41 pm
My buddy told me to come check the hilarious statue of the dude with the baby/dick, the backslash really needs some representation in speech.
July 30th, 2008 at 1:29 pm
The reality of the Battle of Thermopylae fails to live up to the legend.
July 30th, 2008 at 1:34 pm
Early baby gun test subject.
July 30th, 2008 at 1:51 pm
There can only be one Highlander! Babies cannot defeat me!
July 30th, 2008 at 2:02 pm
All the guys in the office bragged about their high scores…
http://www.howmanynewbornscouldyoutakeinafight.com/
I could only take four.