Give-A-Wednesday: Win Wall-E for the Xbox 360

July 22nd, 2008 | 09:10 am

Write a caption for this very poignant statue and you can win a copy of Wall-E for the Xbox 360. As usual, leave your captions in the comments section. Winners will be notified via HolyTaco.

See last week's winners after the jump:

Winner:
DonnyG: The little known grandson Corky Steinbrenner.

Runner Ups:

Chris: Ewww, watch out for my Proactiv!

Mark: yuck, i already have a boyfriend

Monty: EEEWW!!! I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!

Randall: I said NO, Jorge! I haven’t even done my lashes yet!

Comments

270 Responses to "Give-A-Wednesday: Win Wall-E for the Xbox 360"

  1. Scott McJunkin Says:

    Statue

    "The little guy just wanted his penis back"

  2. Kyle Says:

    Its raining babies Hallelujah! Its raining babies!

  3. The Shizz Says:

    Michael Jackson's lawn decorations.

  4. The Shizz Says:

    Statue commemorating Depleted Uranium (DU) deformed babies in Iraq.

  5. llugg78 Says:

    Matrix: Reloaded - The Greco-Roman Version

  6. Bruce Says:

    Damn you, defective condoms!

  7. SarcasticOB Says:

    It is a little-known fact that the game of "Kick The Baby" of South Park lore was actually an event in the Ancient Olympics.

  8. Cory Says:

    Child support...The hell with child support

  9. SarcasticOB Says:

    Hestia was the Greek God of Fertility. Here we see her husband, Test-tee-clees, who is sick of the bitch always being knocked up.

  10. Jeremy Says:

    The children didn't want any more siblings, so they made their move to stop their statue father from banging their statue mother

  11. Coogan Says:

    The original child training scene from 300.

  12. Bobby Says:

    Damn Kids!!!!!!! Always getting in the way!!!

  13. Nick Says:

    Sadly, Captain Morgan lost it after finding his clothes missing, his bottle stolen, his hair cut,.... and a few new mistakes from his drunken exploits.

  14. Bosco Says:

    You are.... not the father!

  15. BoBo Says:

    Fuck my life.......

  16. AM Says:

    Always a crowd favorite in the ancient coliseum the sport did lose some luster though after the invention of the dodge-"ball".

  17. Srqcub Says:

    NOOOOO....I said teenage boys

  18. that1guy Says:

    When you can take on 1000 5 year olds at a time in a fight you get a statue created in your honor.

    http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/

  19. Micah Cordes Says:

    Dad teaches the kids that a dogpile right before shower time is unacceptable.

  20. Kurt Says:

    Why can't they invent condoms already.

  21. Caesar Booty Says:

    Soviet sculptor Zair Azgur's Chernobyl commemorative statue "Соединиенная нога младенца" (loosely translated as "Conjoined Baby Foot")

  22. Jace Says:

    *lands a front kick and a back punch combo*

    child support is for pussies.

  23. Dave is your new god Says:

    Though early matches showed promise and delivered mild amusement, experts would later determine that if organized combat as a sport was to survive, weight classes would be a necessity.

  24. Ginby Says:

    "HULK SMASH BABY!!"

  25. Callum Says:

    The Living Statue at Buckingham Palace had taken the term "Baby Juggling" to a whole new level.

  26. Tim Says:

    THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!

  27. JM Says:

    I've had enough of these mutherfuckin babies all over my motherfuckin lawn!

  28. Pratik Says:

    "The 1000 nations of the Pregnant Empire descend upon you! Our babies will BLOT OUT THE SUN!"

    "Then we will fight in the shade."

  29. kaly Says:

    so cool, i will uploaded this to tall dating site---T a l l m i n g l e . c o m--- to share with my best friends,especially the hot models.

  30. Blaine Says:

    Soon to be a hit movie staring Steven Seagal.

  31. Rob Says:

    The little demons took his clothes and turned him to stone but they'll never take his dignit ... wait is that bird shit, ah f*&k.

  32. Tyler Says:

    Free Hat!

  33. Says:

    Up, Left, R2, R2, Down, HP,HP,HP....

  34. Josh Says:

    T.O.'s touchdown celebration with his sons peewee team got a little out of hand.

  35. Paul Says:

    Believe it or not this is actually a rarely seen glimpse into the childhood of
    Fedor Emelianenko. Youd be a badass too if you grew up like this.

  36. Jack Says:

    Boston's answer to Philadelphia's Rocky Statue.

  37. danny quinn Says:

    a new a should have kept my pants on!!!!

  38. Buddy Ice Says:

    This photo was taken outside the NAMBLA headquarters; it is the greek god Pediphilious.

  39. Sully Says:

    Naked baby toss, coming to the 2008 Beijing Summer Olympics.

  40. llugg78 Says:

    Gulliver breaks loose and gives those perverted Lilliputians a well deserved beat down.

  41. wrdup! Says:

    "OK OK! I'll pay you the child support just get these damn kids off of me!"

  42. Nick Says:

    Must...fend...off...killer...babies.

  43. DDT Says:

    The original artists concept for the Cloverfield monster.

  44. DonnyG Says:

    Wow HGH really can have a strange effect on your body.

  45. Ksizzle Says:

    Wooten suddenly realized, "maaan, I ain't going to be punting ALL these babies!"

  46. Says:

    THIS...IS....SPARTA

  47. Sam Says:

    soccer training ...

  48. Brendan M Says:

    And so Abortion Man annihilated the last remnants of the Unwanted Baby Militia.

  49. Jimmy Says:

    Damn it, where are my pants? Why is my penis so small? Where the hell did these kids come from?

  50. sinCwa Says:

    Fathers for Justice: 52BC

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