Write a caption for this very poignant statue and you can win a copy of Wall-E for the Xbox 360. As usual, leave your captions in the comments section. Winners will be notified via HolyTaco.
See last week's winners after the jump:
Winner: DonnyG: The little known grandson Corky Steinbrenner.
Runner Ups:
Chris: Ewww, watch out for my Proactiv!
Mark: yuck, i already have a boyfriend
Monty: EEEWW!!! I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!
Randall: I said NO, Jorge! I haven’t even done my lashes yet!
Sadly, Captain Morgan lost it after finding his clothes missing, his bottle stolen, his hair cut,.... and a few new mistakes from his drunken exploits.
Though early matches showed promise and delivered mild amusement, experts would later determine that if organized combat as a sport was to survive, weight classes would be a necessity.
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July 22nd, 2008 at 10:33 am
Statue
"The little guy just wanted his penis back"
July 22nd, 2008 at 10:45 am
Its raining babies Hallelujah! Its raining babies!
July 22nd, 2008 at 11:09 am
Michael Jackson's lawn decorations.
July 22nd, 2008 at 11:18 am
Statue commemorating Depleted Uranium (DU) deformed babies in Iraq.
July 22nd, 2008 at 11:20 am
Matrix: Reloaded - The Greco-Roman Version
July 22nd, 2008 at 11:24 am
Damn you, defective condoms!
July 22nd, 2008 at 11:27 am
It is a little-known fact that the game of "Kick The Baby" of South Park lore was actually an event in the Ancient Olympics.
July 22nd, 2008 at 11:31 am
Child support...The hell with child support
July 22nd, 2008 at 11:38 am
Hestia was the Greek God of Fertility. Here we see her husband, Test-tee-clees, who is sick of the bitch always being knocked up.
July 22nd, 2008 at 11:54 am
The children didn't want any more siblings, so they made their move to stop their statue father from banging their statue mother
July 22nd, 2008 at 11:57 am
The original child training scene from 300.
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:10 pm
Damn Kids!!!!!!! Always getting in the way!!!
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:13 pm
Sadly, Captain Morgan lost it after finding his clothes missing, his bottle stolen, his hair cut,.... and a few new mistakes from his drunken exploits.
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:17 pm
You are.... not the father!
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:30 pm
Fuck my life.......
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:32 pm
Always a crowd favorite in the ancient coliseum the sport did lose some luster though after the invention of the dodge-"ball".
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:33 pm
NOOOOO....I said teenage boys
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:43 pm
When you can take on 1000 5 year olds at a time in a fight you get a statue created in your honor.
http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:45 pm
Dad teaches the kids that a dogpile right before shower time is unacceptable.
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:46 pm
Why can't they invent condoms already.
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:46 pm
Soviet sculptor Zair Azgur's Chernobyl commemorative statue "Соединиенная нога младенца" (loosely translated as "Conjoined Baby Foot")
July 22nd, 2008 at 01:06 pm
*lands a front kick and a back punch combo*
child support is for pussies.
July 22nd, 2008 at 01:07 pm
Though early matches showed promise and delivered mild amusement, experts would later determine that if organized combat as a sport was to survive, weight classes would be a necessity.
July 22nd, 2008 at 01:12 pm
"HULK SMASH BABY!!"
July 22nd, 2008 at 01:12 pm
The Living Statue at Buckingham Palace had taken the term "Baby Juggling" to a whole new level.
July 22nd, 2008 at 01:35 pm
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!
July 22nd, 2008 at 01:41 pm
I've had enough of these mutherfuckin babies all over my motherfuckin lawn!
July 22nd, 2008 at 01:45 pm
"The 1000 nations of the Pregnant Empire descend upon you! Our babies will BLOT OUT THE SUN!"
"Then we will fight in the shade."
July 22nd, 2008 at 01:53 pm
so cool, i will uploaded this to tall dating site---T a l l m i n g l e . c o m--- to share with my best friends,especially the hot models.
July 22nd, 2008 at 01:59 pm
Soon to be a hit movie staring Steven Seagal.
July 22nd, 2008 at 02:09 pm
The little demons took his clothes and turned him to stone but they'll never take his dignit ... wait is that bird shit, ah f*&k.
July 22nd, 2008 at 02:14 pm
Free Hat!
July 22nd, 2008 at 02:17 pm
Up, Left, R2, R2, Down, HP,HP,HP....
July 22nd, 2008 at 02:35 pm
T.O.'s touchdown celebration with his sons peewee team got a little out of hand.
July 22nd, 2008 at 02:36 pm
Believe it or not this is actually a rarely seen glimpse into the childhood of
Fedor Emelianenko. Youd be a badass too if you grew up like this.
July 22nd, 2008 at 02:38 pm
Boston's answer to Philadelphia's Rocky Statue.
July 22nd, 2008 at 02:58 pm
a new a should have kept my pants on!!!!
July 22nd, 2008 at 03:07 pm
This photo was taken outside the NAMBLA headquarters; it is the greek god Pediphilious.
July 22nd, 2008 at 03:13 pm
Naked baby toss, coming to the 2008 Beijing Summer Olympics.
July 22nd, 2008 at 03:24 pm
Gulliver breaks loose and gives those perverted Lilliputians a well deserved beat down.
July 22nd, 2008 at 03:27 pm
"OK OK! I'll pay you the child support just get these damn kids off of me!"
July 22nd, 2008 at 03:41 pm
Must...fend...off...killer...babies.
July 22nd, 2008 at 04:07 pm
The original artists concept for the Cloverfield monster.
July 22nd, 2008 at 04:11 pm
Wow HGH really can have a strange effect on your body.
July 22nd, 2008 at 04:12 pm
Wooten suddenly realized, "maaan, I ain't going to be punting ALL these babies!"
July 22nd, 2008 at 04:16 pm
THIS...IS....SPARTA
July 22nd, 2008 at 04:18 pm
soccer training ...
July 22nd, 2008 at 04:21 pm
And so Abortion Man annihilated the last remnants of the Unwanted Baby Militia.
July 22nd, 2008 at 04:32 pm
Damn it, where are my pants? Why is my penis so small? Where the hell did these kids come from?
July 22nd, 2008 at 04:34 pm
Fathers for Justice: 52BC
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