Write a caption for this very poignant statue and you can win a copy of Wall-E for the Xbox 360. As usual, leave your captions in the comments section. Winners will be notified via HolyTaco.
See last week's winners after the jump:
Winner: DonnyG: The little known grandson Corky Steinbrenner.
Runner Ups:
Chris: Ewww, watch out for my Proactiv!
Mark: yuck, i already have a boyfriend
Monty: EEEWW!!! I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!
Randall: I said NO, Jorge! I haven’t even done my lashes yet!
Though the historical society found it offensive, they couldn't thwart Arnold Schwarzenegger's attempt to place his "Kindergarten Cop" commemorative bronze statue in the front lawn of California's Governors' Mansion.
This Statue represents Canada's final battle for freedom from the native babies who inhabited the land for many years. The statue is of Norm McDonald, the one and only man Canada has ever produced.
I don't have anything funny to write about this image, I just want someone to tell me who this super-human child abuser is and where this role model has been immortalized in statue form.
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
July 22nd, 2008 at 04:54 pm
This...is...ROMPER ROOM!
July 22nd, 2008 at 04:57 pm
In honor of K-Fed, Father of the millenium.
July 22nd, 2008 at 05:02 pm
Child support is a bitch
July 22nd, 2008 at 05:10 pm
The Patron Saint of 20-something Men.
July 22nd, 2008 at 05:12 pm
Jim was the first martyr for Prochoice.
July 22nd, 2008 at 05:14 pm
and this is what the thinking man finally decided.
July 22nd, 2008 at 05:16 pm
I have had it with these motherfucking babies on my motherfucking back!
July 22nd, 2008 at 05:16 pm
Where was "To Catch a Predator" on this one?
July 22nd, 2008 at 05:17 pm
Why does it rain infants everytime I go outside buck naked?
July 22nd, 2008 at 05:18 pm
Child abuse. Shit just got real.
July 22nd, 2008 at 05:21 pm
Another reason Dance Dance Revolution is harmful to today's youth.
July 22nd, 2008 at 05:25 pm
Brad Pitt 2012
July 22nd, 2008 at 05:25 pm
This sculptor can't read he got this statue of Michael Jackson all wrong... kiss not kick
July 22nd, 2008 at 05:28 pm
Though the historical society found it offensive, they couldn't thwart Arnold Schwarzenegger's attempt to place his "Kindergarten Cop" commemorative bronze statue in the front lawn of California's Governors' Mansion.
July 22nd, 2008 at 05:46 pm
the final scene from a not released version of "The Fantastic Four Babies: Von-Doomed in the shower"
July 22nd, 2008 at 05:58 pm
"I told them I'm allergic to children! Why didn't they just listen to me and make the damn robe out of velvet?!??!"
July 22nd, 2008 at 05:58 pm
DAMN YOU SUPER GLUE, DAMN YOU!!
July 22nd, 2008 at 06:12 pm
A tribute to the founding father of dead baby jokes
July 22nd, 2008 at 06:14 pm
The sequal to Iron Man was kind of a let down.
July 22nd, 2008 at 06:19 pm
FUCK YOU CHRIS HANSEN!!!
July 22nd, 2008 at 06:33 pm
John had no other option when a band of wild babies tried to steal his penis.
July 22nd, 2008 at 06:33 pm
A statue in honor of Michael Jackson's anger.
July 22nd, 2008 at 06:42 pm
This Statue represents Canada's final battle for freedom from the native babies who inhabited the land for many years. The statue is of Norm McDonald, the one and only man Canada has ever produced.
July 22nd, 2008 at 06:43 pm
"Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking babies on this motherfucking plane!"
July 22nd, 2008 at 06:51 pm
A new hokey pokey rendition: "You put your right foot in, you put your right foot out, you grab yourself some babies and you shake em all about..."
July 22nd, 2008 at 06:57 pm
The ancient greek sport of baby hacky sac. Don't drop the baby!
July 22nd, 2008 at 06:59 pm
In the form of a motivational poster:
CHILD ABUSE
Yup. Still Hilarious.
July 22nd, 2008 at 06:59 pm
"When I wished to be a "babe magnet" this is not what I had in mind"
July 22nd, 2008 at 07:01 pm
commemorating all the lives lost in the tragic greek baby riots... moment of silence please
July 22nd, 2008 at 07:04 pm
"the day it rain infants"
July 22nd, 2008 at 07:12 pm
This is not as bad as it looks. He is simply tenderizing the meat... the other other white meat.
July 22nd, 2008 at 07:44 pm
Holy Sheet! It's big foot!
July 22nd, 2008 at 07:55 pm
"Now my genitals will always be rock hard, but my penis is flacid!!! I'm not going to be able to have any more kids!!! .....now BE GONE!!"
July 22nd, 2008 at 07:57 pm
Dammit! I give up, there heads really do get mushy after the 5th frame
July 22nd, 2008 at 08:00 pm
dang; this is pretty sweet hexagon I'm standing on.
July 22nd, 2008 at 08:01 pm
The truly horrifying part of this is just off frame... Van Gogh's ill-fated war machine: The Baby Trebuchete
July 22nd, 2008 at 08:11 pm
How NOT to juggle babies...
July 22nd, 2008 at 08:14 pm
I told you I could take on a pack of wild babies!!!
July 22nd, 2008 at 08:17 pm
The secret lives of willy wonka and his oompa loompas
July 22nd, 2008 at 08:20 pm
Though Uncle Joe was normally a nice guy, the tequilla and too many children at the family's reunions always made for a precarious situation.
July 22nd, 2008 at 08:32 pm
I don't have anything funny to write about this image, I just want someone to tell me who this super-human child abuser is and where this role model has been immortalized in statue form.
July 22nd, 2008 at 08:53 pm
Their can only be one king of the little dicks!
July 22nd, 2008 at 09:08 pm
MINE IS BIGGER! BRUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHH!
July 22nd, 2008 at 09:55 pm
AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!! GET E'M OFF!!! GET E'M OFFFF!!!!!
July 22nd, 2008 at 10:22 pm
Juggling the kids and i still have a leg to clean the house with. Told her i could do it, That whining bitch shouldn't be complaining so much!!
July 22nd, 2008 at 10:57 pm
These are NOT Spartan babies!!!
July 22nd, 2008 at 11:02 pm
Never ask for more cereal when he's around.
July 22nd, 2008 at 11:08 pm
ROFL LOOK WHAT I CAN DO LOL MAN THIS DOESNT EVEN LOOK RIGHT
July 22nd, 2008 at 11:58 pm
INCOMING!!!!!
July 23rd, 2008 at 02:29 am
Pro-Choice!!!!!
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