Write a caption for this very poignant statue and you can win a copy of Wall-E for the Xbox 360. As usual, leave your captions in the comments section. Winners will be notified via HolyTaco.
See last week's winners after the jump:
Winner: DonnyG: The little known grandson Corky Steinbrenner.
Runner Ups:
Chris: Ewww, watch out for my Proactiv!
Mark: yuck, i already have a boyfriend
Monty: EEEWW!!! I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!
Randall: I said NO, Jorge! I haven’t even done my lashes yet!
Pedofile Cure: "As we all know covering your subject with what he loves most will cure him of his disease. Think about it like chocolate cake, if you eat hundreds of pieces of chocolate cake you get sick of it and never want it again."
-Dr. Ruebintueg-
Today the city of Los Angeles unveiled a statue to bring the latino and african american communities together by show casing one thing both communities have in common, dead beat dads.
My friend and I cam up with some great titles for this statue.
here's our top 3:
"I've always been good with kids"
"first day at juggling school"
"jack daniels - not just a breakfast beverage anymore" or " "Jack Daniels discipline"
Some runners up:
"man fights oppression"
"God's version of abortion"....
"don't tread on me"
"Strangest Day Of My Life"
"and then things went horribly wrong..."
"first week at Priest School"
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
July 23rd, 2008 at 02:30 am
janet renos dance party.
July 23rd, 2008 at 03:01 am
"Leave me my children, you are making the size of my dick look bad."
July 23rd, 2008 at 03:38 am
Dat Baby dont look like me!
July 23rd, 2008 at 03:54 am
The first statue celebrating prohibition
July 23rd, 2008 at 04:22 am
"Zombie babies seeking to castrate the dead beat dad!"
Dads last thoughts:
#6.) Anti-Abortion Bitch!
#5.) What ever happened to population-control?
#4.) When I was little and dreamt of my sausage being eaten, this wasn't what I had in mind?
#3.) So she told me get naked, turns out she's more of a freak then I thought, it wasn't what I mean't by 'Invite some of your friends'!
#2.) Damn polution, fucking global warming! Zombie Feed-us! (fetus!)
#1.) If I had to do it all again, I'd still fuck her, and make her a Morning After Pill breakfast!
July 23rd, 2008 at 04:25 am
Oh jesus I hope this isn't one of those "To catch a predator" set-ups!
July 23rd, 2008 at 04:45 am
The front of Nambla's new hall of fame of naked man/boy lover wrestling association.
July 23rd, 2008 at 06:57 am
"No, I have the smallest one!"
July 23rd, 2008 at 08:05 am
George realized that his attempts at juggling babies was not going as well as he had hoped.
July 23rd, 2008 at 11:14 am
"I SAID NO MORE MONKEES JUMPING ON THE BED!"
July 23rd, 2008 at 11:55 am
FUCK BABIES!
July 23rd, 2008 at 12:28 pm
They said the job was Bouncer...Who knew
July 23rd, 2008 at 12:29 pm
Life in the fast lane
July 23rd, 2008 at 01:03 pm
Statue reads: "Welcome to Central University of Pedophilia. Here at C.U.P. we value the privacy and education of the youthful world."
July 23rd, 2008 at 01:14 pm
Pedofile Cure: "As we all know covering your subject with what he loves most will cure him of his disease. Think about it like chocolate cake, if you eat hundreds of pieces of chocolate cake you get sick of it and never want it again."
-Dr. Ruebintueg-
July 23rd, 2008 at 01:52 pm
A statue commemorating the very first episode of "Jon and Kate plus 8"
July 23rd, 2008 at 02:52 pm
Even in greek times ...they had they had the jerry springer "are you the daddy show".
July 23rd, 2008 at 03:39 pm
She said she was on the pill aahhhhhh
July 23rd, 2008 at 03:54 pm
Let rock our with our cocks out
July 23rd, 2008 at 04:14 pm
I am the King at double over-the-head baby jerking off-ing!!! HOOOOOO!!!
July 23rd, 2008 at 04:25 pm
How Brad Pitt really feels.
July 23rd, 2008 at 04:39 pm
Today the city of Los Angeles unveiled a statue to bring the latino and african american communities together by show casing one thing both communities have in common, dead beat dads.
July 23rd, 2008 at 04:41 pm
These little bastards are covered in glue!!
July 23rd, 2008 at 05:01 pm
Penis envy can escalate to violence really fast.
July 23rd, 2008 at 05:19 pm
The statue was unveiled at the grand opening of the Nambla MMA academy
July 23rd, 2008 at 05:49 pm
Hey! Holy Taco. I haven't been contacted about winning last week yet. What's up.
July 23rd, 2008 at 05:53 pm
Someone is bound to lose an eye....hopefully its not on the......well you know
July 23rd, 2008 at 05:56 pm
" The worst Mushroom Trip ever Recorded"
July 23rd, 2008 at 06:21 pm
Congratulations!!!!!! You're NOT the father!!!!!!
July 23rd, 2008 at 06:21 pm
I Fucking Love PCP!
July 23rd, 2008 at 06:36 pm
NO, No, NO! I Said I wanted four naked BABES, NOT FOUR NAKED BABIES!
July 23rd, 2008 at 06:41 pm
Childabusiclese: Great God of Infant Education
July 23rd, 2008 at 07:14 pm
" Get away from me, you little cock-suckers !"
July 23rd, 2008 at 08:08 pm
Roman Polanski throws a temper tantrum.
July 23rd, 2008 at 08:19 pm
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
July 23rd, 2008 at 08:28 pm
Hey DonnyG I never got nothing either when I won. It's a scam!
July 23rd, 2008 at 08:29 pm
"I can't believe they let me in baby UFC just for saying I have Patch Adams disease"
July 23rd, 2008 at 08:32 pm
My friend and I cam up with some great titles for this statue.
here's our top 3:
"I've always been good with kids"
"first day at juggling school"
"jack daniels - not just a breakfast beverage anymore" or " "Jack Daniels discipline"
Some runners up:
"man fights oppression"
"God's version of abortion"....
"don't tread on me"
"Strangest Day Of My Life"
"and then things went horribly wrong..."
"first week at Priest School"
July 23rd, 2008 at 08:37 pm
Statue at the entrance to the Michael Jackson Museum. Opening summer of 2020.
July 23rd, 2008 at 08:39 pm
Not happy with the bronze babies he ordered on Ebay, Spartacus just loses it.
July 23rd, 2008 at 08:44 pm
The statue commemorating the first annual Child Abuse Tournament and Bazaar, Their moto: "Getting a kick out of children!"
July 23rd, 2008 at 09:10 pm
statue dedicated to the memory of Ray Johnson: baby fighter
July 23rd, 2008 at 09:35 pm
Sometimes i get penis envy too....
July 23rd, 2008 at 09:44 pm
"I thought knuckle children were harmless... I didn't know they grew!?!"
July 23rd, 2008 at 10:16 pm
Birth Control.
July 23rd, 2008 at 11:10 pm
Kevin Spacey throws a temper tantrum.
July 23rd, 2008 at 11:37 pm
Since the statue was placed in front of the Orange County Vasectomy Clinic, business has increased threefold.
July 23rd, 2008 at 11:54 pm
Stork Vs the Abortion Ferry
July 23rd, 2008 at 11:59 pm
Its raining babies.. A pedophile's dream.
July 24th, 2008 at 12:12 am
After realizing how small his penis was, George Bush decides to kill everyone that had a bigger penis than him!!
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