Write a caption for this very poignant statue and you can win a copy of Wall-E for the Xbox 360. As usual, leave your captions in the comments section. Winners will be notified via HolyTaco.
See last week's winners after the jump:
Winner: DonnyG: The little known grandson Corky Steinbrenner.
Runner Ups:
Chris: Ewww, watch out for my Proactiv!
Mark: yuck, i already have a boyfriend
Monty: EEEWW!!! I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!
Randall: I said NO, Jorge! I haven’t even done my lashes yet!
Statue:
"Im too sexy for these kids, too sexy for my kids,Kids need to leave.
Im too sexy to pay child support, too sexy for child support, So much money it hurts.'
'I shall save this sticky salve and call it crazy gods glue, if I ever get these bastards off my arm, damn you Zues and your wild orgies...damn you...."
'I shall save this sticky salve and call it crazy gods glue, if I ever get these bastards off my arm, damn you Zeus and your wild orgies...damn you...."
And who would of thought that the deleted scene from Hellboy would leak onto the internet as the failed staute scene (hellboy on the man's foot) did not make it into the movie
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
July 24th, 2008 at 01:24 am
I underestimated on the amount of babies I would need for this live baby tracksuit...
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YOUR MOTHER JUST PULLED INTO THE DRIVEWAY?!?!?! ACT NATURAL!!!!!
July 24th, 2008 at 02:27 am
Maury Pauvich be damned!!! I don't care what he said, I am NOT the father!!!
July 24th, 2008 at 02:31 am
Statue:
"Im too sexy for these kids, too sexy for my kids,Kids need to leave.
Im too sexy to pay child support, too sexy for child support, So much money it hurts.'
July 24th, 2008 at 06:00 am
What does a brother have to do to get to his babies mama?!
July 24th, 2008 at 10:19 am
Honey we've got babies again , get the sprayer !
July 24th, 2008 at 12:20 pm
Since when did Michael Jackson get a statue in his honor
July 24th, 2008 at 12:51 pm
The Deadbeat Dad Memorial statue.
July 24th, 2008 at 01:36 pm
Madness...... THIS IS FUUUUUNNNNN
July 24th, 2008 at 01:39 pm
out you guys. someone stole my klein
July 24th, 2008 at 02:04 pm
"See kids? Not my fault. Your mom's just too fertile."
July 24th, 2008 at 04:18 pm
"Statue honoring the creation of the unpopular but always fun 4th Trimester Abortion"
July 24th, 2008 at 06:06 pm
'I shall save this sticky salve and call it crazy gods glue, if I ever get these bastards off my arm, damn you Zues and your wild orgies...damn you...."
July 24th, 2008 at 06:07 pm
'I shall save this sticky salve and call it crazy gods glue, if I ever get these bastards off my arm, damn you Zeus and your wild orgies...damn you...."
July 24th, 2008 at 07:13 pm
Nows you all sees my big pee pee pee...
July 24th, 2008 at 07:54 pm
I'm king of the hill, bitches!
July 24th, 2008 at 08:50 pm
Boris loved to bust out his 'Quadruple Baby Balance' party trick once in a while.
July 24th, 2008 at 11:05 pm
Penis de Milo
July 24th, 2008 at 11:23 pm
Forget eating babies, this is fucking awesome!
July 24th, 2008 at 11:36 pm
Brad Pitt says, "Today twins...next time Quads!"
July 25th, 2008 at 03:35 am
drop kick me jesus through the goalpost of life
July 25th, 2008 at 05:36 am
TGIF!
July 25th, 2008 at 12:03 pm
All them babies from that little wee-wee
July 25th, 2008 at 01:58 pm
And the White Trash Abusive Father of the Year award goes to..........Christian Bale!!!!!
July 25th, 2008 at 02:15 pm
This is the cover of Father Nelson's New York best seller about his days in the Catholic Church called "It's Raining Toddlers"
July 25th, 2008 at 04:57 pm
Belicheat Hungary!
July 26th, 2008 at 01:34 am
ALL YOUR BABES ARE BELONG TO US!
July 26th, 2008 at 03:40 am
this is what happens when there on budget cuts for ninjas
July 26th, 2008 at 05:40 am
Shaken baby SYNDROME??!!??!! ...........SHAKEN BABY SYNDROME??!! ILL SHOW SHAKEN BABY SYNDROME YOU MOTHER FU..........
July 26th, 2008 at 08:11 am
No, no, a thousand times no! This is DAD's naked time!
July 26th, 2008 at 11:14 am
*kick* Ugh, the dr said TRIPLETS not quadruplets now get outta here!
July 26th, 2008 at 01:41 pm
Damn babies have bigger dicks than i do
July 26th, 2008 at 04:02 pm
I am IRON MAN!!!
July 26th, 2008 at 09:32 pm
George didnt react well when he realized the taunts of "baby-penis" were in fact true.
July 26th, 2008 at 09:56 pm
Metalman always cursed the day he wished to be a babe magnet.
July 26th, 2008 at 10:00 pm
Just how old is Michael Jackson?
July 26th, 2008 at 10:27 pm
Little did Steve know, his maternity ward rampage was captured for all time by Michelangelo who happened to be at the hospital for a routine physical.
July 27th, 2008 at 02:31 am
I've had it with these motherfucking babies on this motherfucking lawn!
July 27th, 2008 at 03:54 am
your mother left me because of you asses
July 27th, 2008 at 04:10 am
That... is a lot of spartan rejects...
July 27th, 2008 at 05:24 am
And who would of thought that the deleted scene from Hellboy would leak onto the internet as the failed staute scene (hellboy on the man's foot) did not make it into the movie
July 27th, 2008 at 06:05 am
Gary Glitters remake of Alfred Hitchcock's The Birds proved to be a flop.
July 27th, 2008 at 08:28 am
how is this supposed to make my penis larger?....DAMN U INTERWEBZ!!
July 27th, 2008 at 11:50 am
Statue in Dallas erected at site of "Cheaters" episode gone bad.
July 27th, 2008 at 11:59 am
Statue erected at an upscale Vasectomy/Abortion clinic entitled: "Kick the Habit!"
July 27th, 2008 at 11:59 am
A new statue honoring Pope Benedict outside the Vatican's day care center.
July 27th, 2008 at 01:03 pm
You would be beating children to death too if i had such a small penis.
July 27th, 2008 at 01:07 pm
This is how mike Tyson trains. He also kicks midgets.
July 27th, 2008 at 01:34 pm
They trained like this for football back in the old days.Demetri was always the best punter.
July 27th, 2008 at 02:59 pm
MURRY(POVICH),THEY DONT EVEN LOOK LIKE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY AINTS MINE.
July 27th, 2008 at 03:06 pm
"HULK SMASH!", John took the movie to heart.
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