Write a caption for this very poignant statue and you can win a copy of Wall-E for the Xbox 360. As usual, leave your captions in the comments section. Winners will be notified via HolyTaco.
See last week's winners after the jump:
Winner: DonnyG: The little known grandson Corky Steinbrenner.
Runner Ups:
Chris: Ewww, watch out for my Proactiv!
Mark: yuck, i already have a boyfriend
Monty: EEEWW!!! I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!
Randall: I said NO, Jorge! I haven’t even done my lashes yet!
Though many of his close friends saw promise in what would come to be known as his masterpiece "David", it was, in the end, advised to Michaelangelo that "perhaps it best that the final version not include the naked children."
Biosphere 2..above ground, naked, and the little naked siblings of the 1st lil bitches you tried to kill. only for the xbox360 (gay version available).
"After years of controversy, Micheal Jackson hoped to have a career comeback by adapting Dr.Seuss's classic "Hop on Pop" into a major motion picture, Unfortunately Mr. Jackson insisted on creating a statue in honor of his endeavor."
so a family goes into a talent agency, the father says to the agent "Have i got an act for you" then the father strips his clothes off and started balancing his infant children on his arms and legs, The shocked agent asks the father what the act is called and the father proudly shouts "the Aristocrats"
Although George was unaware at the time, he had mere moments to enjoy his greatest ass booting to date before succumbing to the imminent and brutal pigmy rape that lied ahead.
It wasn't until the mid 1990's that the Gettysburg Historical Society began to create monuments to the lesser known Commanders of the American Civil War.
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July 27th, 2008 at 04:14 pm
fuk trophys
July 27th, 2008 at 05:50 pm
This statue was ERECTED in honor of the "To catch a predator" msnbc series!!
July 27th, 2008 at 07:18 pm
67,68,69,70 Keep Uppey, Yea take me on I'm the World Baby keep Uppey Champ
July 27th, 2008 at 07:31 pm
Though many of his close friends saw promise in what would come to be known as his masterpiece "David", it was, in the end, advised to Michaelangelo that "perhaps it best that the final version not include the naked children."
July 27th, 2008 at 07:33 pm
Biosphere 2..above ground, naked, and the little naked siblings of the 1st lil bitches you tried to kill. only for the xbox360 (gay version available).
July 27th, 2008 at 08:08 pm
"After years of controversy, Micheal Jackson hoped to have a career comeback by adapting Dr.Seuss's classic "Hop on Pop" into a major motion picture, Unfortunately Mr. Jackson insisted on creating a statue in honor of his endeavor."
July 27th, 2008 at 08:23 pm
so a family goes into a talent agency, the father says to the agent "Have i got an act for you" then the father strips his clothes off and started balancing his infant children on his arms and legs, The shocked agent asks the father what the act is called and the father proudly shouts "the Aristocrats"
July 27th, 2008 at 11:49 pm
I said "when your penis gets larger than mine, I will kick your ass....beyotches"
July 28th, 2008 at 12:50 am
Damn you all! Maury's paternity test said I didn't have to support your asses!
July 28th, 2008 at 04:37 am
NO I AIN'T YO BABY DADDY!
July 28th, 2008 at 05:51 am
i have the same problem michael jackson does. for some reason im always beating kids off. with my white weiner out
July 28th, 2008 at 09:51 am
...and so he confused the rain dance with the baby dance.
July 28th, 2008 at 01:30 pm
Damn it, I told these little bastards before, I will not catch I'm the pitcher.
July 28th, 2008 at 01:51 pm
"I'm not hungry!"
July 28th, 2008 at 03:07 pm
Nooooo! They be stealin mah bucket!
July 28th, 2008 at 03:24 pm
Mmmmm........delicious..babies......
July 28th, 2008 at 04:53 pm
"Hmmm, I guess it's not as big as a baby's arm."
July 28th, 2008 at 04:57 pm
Man, this superglue is the BEST! Sticks to babies and everything.
July 28th, 2008 at 05:19 pm
Voltron, reimagined by pedophiles.
July 28th, 2008 at 05:26 pm
"So hold on Frank, you're proposing that Magneto control metal instead of babies? Nobody will buy that.."
July 28th, 2008 at 05:52 pm
Pat wouldn't let being trapped in a man's body stop her from enjoying a rite of passage available to all women ... and so threw herself a Baby Shower.
July 28th, 2008 at 05:57 pm
When your bathroom window opens to a back alley abortion clinic.
"HEY! THE GOD DAMN DUMPSTER IS 3 FEET TO THE RIGHT!"
July 28th, 2008 at 06:19 pm
Oleg the great champion of the rabid baby invasion of 789
July 28th, 2008 at 06:56 pm
"The Attack of the Clothes Eater Babies " Coming Soon near you!!!
July 28th, 2008 at 08:12 pm
Robbie feared that his child daycare license was now in serious risk for more reasons than one.
July 28th, 2008 at 08:12 pm
Goal!
July 28th, 2008 at 08:13 pm
Cherubs - always with the damn cherubs!
July 28th, 2008 at 08:13 pm
Rodan's angry period.
July 28th, 2008 at 08:14 pm
And then there were four!
July 28th, 2008 at 08:29 pm
I"I can't take anymore babies on the plane!"
July 28th, 2008 at 08:42 pm
NO!!! I am NOT your daddy!
July 28th, 2008 at 08:51 pm
It's raining todlers and infants and, oh yeah, I am naked.
July 28th, 2008 at 09:24 pm
Next on Maury: Nudists denying parenthood
July 28th, 2008 at 09:51 pm
"Don't ask questions! Just get these damn things off me!"
July 28th, 2008 at 09:53 pm
35 3rd graders?! Pathetic!
I can defeat a whole ARMY of infants!
July 28th, 2008 at 10:38 pm
Although George was unaware at the time, he had mere moments to enjoy his greatest ass booting to date before succumbing to the imminent and brutal pigmy rape that lied ahead.
July 29th, 2008 at 12:31 am
I'd stomp, kick and punch my way through Brangalina's devil army for just one lick of Michelle Collins' flop sweat.
July 29th, 2008 at 01:12 am
"Psalm 137:9- Blessed is he who seizes and dashes his children among the rocks."
July 29th, 2008 at 02:53 am
Honey, I shrunk my dick.
July 29th, 2008 at 03:11 am
after 43 beers...... this man did what my dad didnt.... thanks dad :0 xoxo
July 29th, 2008 at 05:48 am
Chris Hanson has caught another one
July 29th, 2008 at 06:42 am
GRRAAAAA!! They're always after me lucky charms!!!
July 29th, 2008 at 07:13 am
F**k off babies!
July 29th, 2008 at 07:23 am
o_O....O_o.....o_O......okay kids just as i promised the candy is right this way in the van.....hurry hurry hurrrrrrryyyyyy
July 29th, 2008 at 07:32 am
Where's the Aerogaurd?
July 29th, 2008 at 09:21 am
Terrimus Minimus Phallus, credited with the technological achievement of after-birth control, now widely recognized as a 5th trimester abortion.
July 29th, 2008 at 09:33 am
Children: Get These God Damn Things Off Of Me
July 29th, 2008 at 12:14 pm
Neo vs. Cloned Mr. Smith Babies.
July 29th, 2008 at 01:38 pm
4th tri-mester abortion
July 29th, 2008 at 02:13 pm
It wasn't until the mid 1990's that the Gettysburg Historical Society began to create monuments to the lesser known Commanders of the American Civil War.
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