Write a caption for this very poignant statue and you can win a copy of Wall-E for the Xbox 360. As usual, leave your captions in the comments section. Winners will be notified via HolyTaco.
See last week's winners after the jump:
Winner: DonnyG: The little known grandson Corky Steinbrenner.
Runner Ups:
Chris: Ewww, watch out for my Proactiv!
Mark: yuck, i already have a boyfriend
Monty: EEEWW!!! I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!
Randall: I said NO, Jorge! I haven’t even done my lashes yet!
Let's see...she f*cks the UPS guy and I lose the shirt off my back in the divorce...at least I get unsupervised visitation! THERE's your f*ckin child support...and your f*ckin alimony...
The Struggle Against The Pediatric Legacy That Results From Chronic, Over-Excessive Breeding Reveals The Folly Of Claiming A Flacid, Infantile-Sized Penis Is Incapable Of Impregnation, As Size, However Slight, In No Way Diminishes Potency Of Spermatoza. (With apologies to Robt. Williams)
In Memory of lord Alexander Casear distant relative of Julis Casear who freed his city from their baby overlords in one massive battle in which during he never popped a single boner
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
July 29th, 2008 at 02:16 pm
What the fuck? Only four of them? That website said I could take four HUNDRED!
July 29th, 2008 at 02:25 pm
The FBI: They will turn you to stone.
July 29th, 2008 at 02:50 pm
Let's see...she f*cks the UPS guy and I lose the shirt off my back in the divorce...at least I get unsupervised visitation! THERE's your f*ckin child support...and your f*ckin alimony...
July 29th, 2008 at 02:59 pm
The Struggle Against The Pediatric Legacy That Results From Chronic, Over-Excessive Breeding Reveals The Folly Of Claiming A Flacid, Infantile-Sized Penis Is Incapable Of Impregnation, As Size, However Slight, In No Way Diminishes Potency Of Spermatoza. (With apologies to Robt. Williams)
July 29th, 2008 at 03:21 pm
fuck this, I got work to do.
July 29th, 2008 at 04:00 pm
In Memory of lord Alexander Casear distant relative of Julis Casear who freed his city from their baby overlords in one massive battle in which during he never popped a single boner
July 29th, 2008 at 05:00 pm
ABORTED!
July 29th, 2008 at 05:26 pm
Roe v. Wade, tonight on UFC!
July 29th, 2008 at 05:33 pm
MY NAME IS MICHAEL J CABOOSE... AND I HATE BABIES!
July 29th, 2008 at 05:33 pm
"Chuck Norris is afraid of this guy."
July 29th, 2008 at 05:39 pm
Irv...I said, "Keep an EYE on the kids!"
July 29th, 2008 at 06:01 pm
Damn! I said babes....BABES!
July 29th, 2008 at 06:27 pm
Those damned County Attorneys and their paternity tests!
July 29th, 2008 at 06:31 pm
talk about balls of steel
July 29th, 2008 at 06:41 pm
My buddy told me to come check the hilarious statue of the dude with the baby/dick, the backslash really needs some representation in speech.
July 29th, 2008 at 07:29 pm
The reality of the Battle of Thermopylae fails to live up to the legend.
July 29th, 2008 at 07:34 pm
Early baby gun test subject.
July 29th, 2008 at 07:51 pm
There can only be one Highlander! Babies cannot defeat me!
July 29th, 2008 at 08:02 pm
All the guys in the office bragged about their high scores...
http://www.howmanynewbornscouldyoutakeinafight.com/
I could only take four.
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