It's weird the stuff that makes you feel old. Like, yesterday in my office, I was playing the opening to Growing Pains on youtube, and I turned to the dude next to me, who's a few years younger, and was like "Show me that smile againnnn," and then I looked at him fully expecting him to sing, in falsetto "show me that smile!" but instead he goes "what gay song is that?" Now today I read that J. Lo. is 39, which meaning if the guy who sits next to me met her in a bar and had sex with her, he'd say he "banged this cougar last night." People.com reports:
When it came to celebrating [Jennifer Lopez's] 39th birthday on Thursday, she opted for a low-key evening – and a Broadway show – with her husband, Marc Anthony.
The term "Low key" is so subjective. Like, I bet Hitler was like "Eh, I had a low key day. Drove a around, ordered the death of some jews, made a speech, blah blah." J. Lo is a big assed movie star, so I'm sure by now, her standards for what's a "big deal" birthday are pretty high. Like, a birthday part that I would think would be totally awesome, is probably just really standard for her. For instance, a party like this:
Editor's Note: I wished for the above birthday party ever single year of my life until last year, when I realized it would never happen. I hate everyone.
Dude, if Nasser El Sonbatty showed up at my birthday party with a bear on a bike I would piss myself. Which would likely make that sammich pretty gross as well.
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
July 24th, 2008 at 09:50 pm
Where is the title, old bastard ;)
July 24th, 2008 at 10:48 pm
Wow, can't believe I forgot that. Thanks for reminding me
July 25th, 2008 at 04:43 am
Wow, this guy should get some real material.. not funny at all.. u suck
July 25th, 2008 at 11:01 pm
Slow news week maybe?
You need to chill though dude. It was amusing. I didn't 'lol' but this site is funny.
July 30th, 2008 at 02:50 am
Dude, if Nasser El Sonbatty showed up at my birthday party with a bear on a bike I would piss myself. Which would likely make that sammich pretty gross as well.
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