July 24th, 2008 | 03:51
Reporter Keeps Saying Glory Hole - Watch more free videos
It's always enjoyable when people who have to talk on TV say words that they clearly don't know the real meaning of. This reporter keeps using the term "glory hole," which means a hole you can stick your weiner in (note that the first time he says it, there's a very phallic looking stick on the screen). And then, when he asks his anchors to say it, they pretend they can't hear him. It would've been much better if they gave the dictionary definition of glory hole.
This is what would happen if I was one of those anchors.
Reporter: Can you say "glory hole"?
Me: No, I can't say glory hole...but I can say that that you're talking about a hole in a wall, or other partition, often between public lavatory stalls or video booths for people to engage in sexual activity or observe the person in the next cubicle while one or both parties masturbate. The partition maintains anonymity. Body parts including fingers and one's tongue can touch the other person if the hole is large enough and intercourse with anonymity intact is possible. Erotic literature and pornographic films have been devoted to the sexual uses of gloryholes. Back to you, Carey.
Reporter: Well, OK, then. Glass blowing!
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September fth, 2008 at 07:37 pm
okay dingwads, a glory hole is the correct term for the piece of equipment featured in that piece. this info coming at you from someone who does this shit for a living. the glass industry is full of tools with names that are double entendres. glory hole, ball grabbers, reamers. fun ain't it?
August fth, 2008 at 10:16 pm
You incorrectly named the reporter in your satire--his name is Drew Carney. Drew Carey knows what it is. At least i think it was him on the other side.
July fth, 2008 at 04:49 am
I didn't know that you needed to know the many definitions for "glory hole" to get a GED. But uhh.. Nice logic.
July fth, 2008 at 07:02 pm
Just another reasonthe guys at Holy Taco need to start checking to make sure guys have GED's before letting them post. There are threeor four definitions for "Glory Hole",and obviously the submitter didn't think anything about it?
I got a glory hole I'l like to shove this in...
July fth, 2008 at 03:38 am
"...just because he is using a word that you associate with your ass pucker...," lol, you couldn't be farther from the common definition described above...you didn't READ this article, did you?
July fth, 2008 at 08:30 pm
Just because he is using a word that you associate with your ass pucker, doesn't mean that he is using the term incorrectly. In glass blowing, the furnace used for re-heating glass is called a "glory-hole". Get over it.
Still doesn't change the fact that the reporter was acting like a complete idiot.
July fth, 2008 at 06:02 pm
This is what happens when you trust professionals not to screw with you, especially on TV. From now on I too will call my furnace a glory hole.
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