July 27th, 2008 | 08:09
When I was little, right after we watched WWF, my brothers and I would clear out the living room and attach a string to a can of pepsi and hang it from the overhead fan. Then I'd grab it, point at my brothers and give a speech about how they'd been "nancying around like a bunch of sissies, and it was time to pay the piper," then I'd tear the shirt off i was wearing that I had pre-cut to tear. Then one time my brother hit me with a chair and my mom stopped letting us do that. So it provides me much joy that the speeches I gave then, are really similar to the speeches the Hulkster gives now, except his are about his messy divorce. Usmagazine.com reports:
WWE wrestler Hulk Hogan says he has fought a lot of bad guys in his day, but none compare to his wife.
“Without a doubt, this one is the most formidable opponent I’ve ever run into," he tells Usmagazine.com.
"You talk about dirty tricks: Brass knuckles, steel knuckles, cheap shots,
tripping people up. I’ve never seen anybody in the wrestling business that has more dirty tricks than she does!"
I like how he's giving a statement on his divorce in character as the Hulkster. I really hope Cuba Gooding Jr. gets inspired by Hulk and starts giving interviews in character as the retarded kid from that movie Radio. I can only dream.
What kind of dirty tricks is Hulkster saying she did? Maybe she stacked the jury. If we see this, then maybe he's right:
![](mailto:?subject=Linda Hogan Proves Formidable Match For Hulkster&body=<p><a href="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/hulklinda.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-2997" title="hulklinda" src="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/hulklinda.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="239" /></a></p>
<p>When I was little, right after we watched WWF, my brothers and I would clear out the living room and attach a string to a can of pepsi and hang it from the overhead fan. Then I'd grab it, point at my brothers and give a speech about how they'd been "nancying around like a bunch of sissies, and it was time to pay the piper," then I'd tear the shirt off i was wearing that I had pre-cut to tear. Then one time my brother hit me with a chair and my mom stopped letting us do that. So it provides me much joy that the speeches I gave then, are really similar to the speeches the Hulkster gives now, except his are about his messy divorce. <a href="http://www.usmagazine.com/hulk-hogan-ex-wife-linda-most-formidable-opponent-ive-ever-run-into" target="_blank">Usmagazine.com</a> reports:</p>
<blockquote><p>WWE wrestler <strong>Hulk Hogan</strong> says he has fought a lot of bad guys in his day, but none compare to his wife.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>“Without a doubt, this one is the most formidable opponent I’ve ever run into," he tells <strong>Usmagazine.com</strong>.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>"You talk about dirty tricks: Brass knuckles, steel knuckles, cheap shots,<br />
tripping people up. I’ve never seen anybody in the wrestling business that has more dirty tricks than she does!"</p></blockquote>
<p>I like how he's giving a statement on his divorce in character as the Hulkster. I really hope Cuba Gooding Jr. gets inspired by Hulk and starts giving interviews in character as the retarded kid from that movie Radio. I can only dream.</p>
<p>What kind of dirty tricks is Hulkster saying she did? Maybe she stacked the jury. If we see this, then maybe he's right:</p>
<p><a href="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/hoganjury.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-2995" title="hoganjury" src="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/hoganjury.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="434" /></a></p>
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July fth, 2008 at 04:39 pm
That was not a nice trick.
July fth, 2008 at 03:09 pm
Well that's horrible how the whole family is going downhill. At leeast he doesn't break character! Unless it's all for publicity, which is possible! If it isn't, I wouldn't be surprised if Hulk roams the streets like
this which is still pretty impressive.
July fth, 2008 at 02:10 pm
That reminds me of the one time that I was eating an apple while waiting for the bus.
July fth, 2008 at 06:28 am
Hulk Hogan is just going downhill right now. It happens.
July fth, 2008 at 12:42 am
That has to be the funniest photoshop pic I have ever seen, and whats even more funnier is that I can see a reality show outta there divorce. Hogans Knows Lawyers!
July fth, 2008 at 11:54 pm
Did Linda have a stroke? Half of her face seems to be falling off.
If she actually did have a stroke I'm going to feel really bad.
July fth, 2008 at 10:39 pm
So what's scarier... that Hulk seems to be in this state of mind 24/7, or how freakish/bitter Linda looks?
July fth, 2008 at 10:15 pm
Awesome post....the hulkster will eventually run wild on her!!!!! Hulkamania.
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