Linda Hogan Proves Formidable Match For Hulkster

July 27th, 2008 | 08:56 pm

When I was little, right after we watched WWF, my brothers and I would clear out the living room and attach a string to a can of pepsi and hang it from the overhead fan. Then I'd grab it, point at my brothers and give a speech about how they'd been "nancying around like a bunch of sissies, and it was time to pay the piper," then I'd tear the shirt off i was wearing that I had pre-cut to tear. Then one time my brother hit me with a chair and my mom stopped letting us do that. So it provides me much joy that the speeches I gave then, are really similar to the speeches the Hulkster gives now, except his are about his messy divorce. Usmagazine.com reports:

WWE wrestler Hulk Hogan says he has fought a lot of bad guys in his day, but none compare to his wife.

“Without a doubt, this one is the most formidable opponent I’ve ever run into," he tells Usmagazine.com.

"You talk about dirty tricks: Brass knuckles, steel knuckles, cheap shots,
tripping people up. I’ve never seen anybody in the wrestling business that has more dirty tricks than she does!"

I like how he's giving a statement on his divorce in character as the Hulkster. I really hope Cuba Gooding Jr. gets inspired by Hulk and starts giving interviews in character as the retarded kid from that movie Radio. I can only dream.

What kind of dirty tricks is Hulkster saying she did? Maybe she stacked the jury. If we see this, then maybe he's right:

8 Responses to "Linda Hogan Proves Formidable Match For Hulkster"

F U Christopher Robin Says:
July 28th, 2008 at 04:39 pm

That was not a nice trick.

Christopher Robin Says:
July 28th, 2008 at 03:09 pm

Well that's horrible how the whole family is going downhill. At leeast he doesn't break character! Unless it's all for publicity, which is possible! If it isn't, I wouldn't be surprised if Hulk roams the streets like
this which is still pretty impressive.

Eric Says:
July 28th, 2008 at 02:10 pm

That reminds me of the one time that I was eating an apple while waiting for the bus.

Supernetuser Says:
July 28th, 2008 at 06:28 am

Hulk Hogan is just going downhill right now. It happens.

Henry G Says:
July 28th, 2008 at 12:42 am

That has to be the funniest photoshop pic I have ever seen, and whats even more funnier is that I can see a reality show outta there divorce. Hogans Knows Lawyers!