Throwing a party is a lot of work, so it's a real disappointment when somebody you invited ruins it. Here's 8 types of people to watch out for before you make your next invite list.
8. Person Who Insists On Cleaning Up Your Party While It's Still Going On
WHERE YOU CAN FIND THEM: Right in front of you, asking if your drink is finished. Or, methodically moving through the party with a white trash bag and a look on their face as if they’ve been hunting Osama Bin laden for the last 6 years and have narrowed down his whereabouts to somewhere in this party.
WHY THEY WILL RUIN YOUR PARTY: Drinking a beer, much like sex, is far less enjoyable when someone is asking you if you’re finished every five minutes. It’s great that they want to help you clean up, but if you’ve decided to have a party, you’ve already resigned yourself to the fact that when it’s over, your house is going to probably look like the bathroom that Cary Elwes and Danny Glover woke up in, in the first Saw movie. I wonder if these people also decide to wipe their ass in the middle of taking a shit, just to "cut down on the work that has to be done when it's all over!"
7. GUY WHO GETS WASTED IN THE FIRST HOUR
WHERE YOU WILL FIND HIM: Right by the fridge, bro, cause that’s where all the beer is!
HOW HE WILL RUIN YOUR PARTY: From the moment this guy shows up, everything he says has an exclamation point at the end of it. “This party rules, dude!” “I am ready to party TO-night!” “Let’s shotgun these, bro!” “Tits!” Then, one hour and 13 beers later this guy is incoherent, weaving on his feet and saying stuff like “Paartyyyygjlskdvm...” So, instead of kicking back and hanging out with your friends, you have to spend the rest of the night making sure he doesn’t puke on your couch, piss in your plants or crap on your coffee table.
6. Person Who Only Knows You
WHERE YOU CAN FIND THEM: About two feet to the right of you, standing silently, staring at either you or the person you’re talking to.
WHY THEY WILL RUIN YOUR PARTY: You invited them because during the four and a half minutes a day you talk to them at work, they seem pretty cool and/or really enjoy the impression you do of a fellow coworker. Except as soon as they get to your party, they tense up like Alex Rodriguez’s asshole during a game in October. You have two options at this point, 1) entertain them and include them in every conversation you have the entire night, like they’re your wife or husband even though you probably don’t know their last name, or 2) leave them on their own which leads to them standing in a corner by themselves, staring at you, causing your friends to ask you “I think that dude in the corner is planning on raping you.”
5. GIRL WHO STARTS CRYING
WHERE YOU WILL FIND HER: She’s usually holed up in the bathroom (taking up valuable toilet space) with three of her bestest girlfriends—all three of whom are overweight.
HOW SHE WILL RUIN YOUR PARTY: The worst part is that this girl isn’t crying because her parents just died or she lost a limb. She’s sobbing into a fistful of tissues because she always needs to be the center of attention. If everyone’s not focused on her and all her problems, she just starts crying louder about her job or some lame guy who won’t date her or how fat her friends are. This means you either sit there and let her bring down the vibe of your party or you take her outside and listen to her whine about absolutely nothing. If possible, pair her up with the super wasted guy. She’ll think he’s listening and he’ll think he’s going to score.
4. Person Who Just Got Dumped By Their Girlfriend/Boyfriend
WHERE YOU CAN FIND THEM: In any corner where they were able to trap and force someone to listen to them talk about how they “don’t know what happened,” and how it “seemed like things were fine and then all of a sudden she just said that she thought that we were different people now. What does that even mean? Do you know, because I sure as fuck don’t! I just miss her so much. My name's Brian by the way.”
WHY THEY WILL RUIN YOUR PARTY: If I wanted people to get depressed as fuck at my party, I’d screen a copy of Schlindler’s list. The problem with these people is, they don’t care who they talk to, and no excuse you give will stop them from talking to you. “Hey, I gotta run to the bathroom,” “No worries, I’ll just wait for you until your done, unlike my EX girlfriend, who wouldn’t wait no matter HOW important it was to go to the bathroom and would just leave you with NOTHING while you were in there.”
3. Creepy Dude Who Tries To Bang Chicks At The Very End Of The Party
WHERE YOU CAN FIND THEM: Towards the end of the party, he’ll be wherever he hears the words “I can’t believe my friends left without me, they were my ride!” or “I’m so (hiccup) fucked up (hiccup) I gotta lay down or something.”
WHY THEY WILL RUIN YOUR PARTY: There’s a reason why this dude waits till the end of the party to try and score; he’s way too fucking creepy to do so when someone isn’t in some sort of desperate situation. Thus, although he’s there because he’s either family, a neighbor, or someone else invited him, you now have to hope to God he doesn’t take advantage of someone at your party, otherwise your party will not be remembered as “That Fourth of July Party at Bill’s house,” and instead be remembered as “that party at Bill’s house where that creepy guy tried to fingerbang Michele while she was puking.”
2. Couple Who Brings Their Baby
COUPLE WHO BRING THEIR BABY: Off to the side, on their knees, pleading with a 6 month old child to stop screaming or right next to you, asking you where he can dispose of a shit filled diaper.
WHY THEY WILL RUIN THEIR PARTY: Nothing says party like the sound of a screaming child and the stench of talcum powder and baby diarrhea! If there was a dude puking, shitting and crying at your party, would you be cool with that? No, you’d either be like “Who the fuck brought this guy?” But if you say that about a baby suddenly that makes you an asshole. Meanwhile, the party sucks becase everyone is being super cautious and attentive to the baby, as if the other 99% of the time that they’re not there the baby is barely eluding death due to unsupervision.
1. THE POLITICS GUY
WHERE YOU WILL FIND HIM: At the beginning of the night he usually stands right next to the front door where he overtly shows off his political button or T-shirt that says something like “Once You Go Barack, You Won’t Go Back” or “McCain = McStupid.” Then, after everyone shows up, he stealthily mingles from group to group while nonchalantly dropping lines like “Did you see what those fatcats tried to pull?” anytime there’s a lull in the conversation.
HOW HE WILL RUIN YOUR PARTY: No one in the history of parties has ever changed their political beliefs based on some asshole screaming about health care reform in the kitchen of a two bedroom apartment. His endlessly tiresome factoids and statistics about how much oil we consume and how the death penalty doesn’t work will make your guests either leave or kill themselves where they stand.
the dude who is always paranoid about people he isnt cool with and how a fight is going to start and inevitably DOES start.
-note the reciprocal- the dude who gets wasted and looks for a fight and usually finds one by the end of the night.
What about the stereotypical "bro"? You know, the one that is in a frat, loves Will Ferrel movies, Dane Cook, tribal-tattoo radio rock, drinks Natural Ice, tries to hit on and impress all the girls with lame jokes, and says "Bro" or "chill" or "brah" and says "Shake-n-bake" with his best bud?
I'm the guy that stands there following my only friend who happens to only know me because of work and he's like alot cooler than me. He actually get's laid. So i follow him around the whole time and make him feel awkward, then when the girl he's talking to asks who I am, I'll say my name quickly (stepping forward one step as I do so, then stepping back 1 step to my previous location). Then after that when someone asks what I did at the party, I'll say I talked to so many girls and there was this 1 girl who really liked me (even though she asked who I was). Then I'll say I had an intellectual conversation with her about the book Frankenstein that I took an online course for to try and get into University of Waterloo, but failed miserably because I realized I want to play diablo 2 all day even though it's 2008. Then when my cool friend invites me to a guy's night out, and they ask if I'm a virgin, I'll say that I am not a virgin. I shop at international clothiers and buy mecca pants and fishing shop shirts that say things like "Cool Catch" or "Bass Fishing" or something like "Joe's Crab Shack". And I'll wear these white K-Swiss shoes that just look like absolute dogshit when paired with my oddly cut pants that offer nothing but protection from the outside air.
how about the guy that calls the cops?
or the guy that comes completely out of dress code. either wearing a suit to something casual (usually to get some attention) or the guy that wears sweatpants and a basketball jersey when everybody else is wearing polos.
or the guy that makes a big deal about watching a red sox game on tv?
What about the guy or girl who when they say in the sayabout of the inside top of middle neddle penguin what does egg to the maximum orifice, hah your eyes read all my written poop, your eyes have poop in them now.
The fat who "has a great personality" and is "super cool" to everyone for the first couple of hours, but then realizes no one's going to bang her unless they've got four-inch-thick beer goggles on, so she starts getting pissed and bitching about how superficial the guys are and how shallow the girls are.
Then she raids the fridge and steals all your Ben & Jerry's.
Whatever party i got to, there always seems to be the guy who ends up in hospital from jumping off the dog house into a paddeling pool, and the guy whos passed out naked on the kitchen floor by 9pm
Or the internet whore who insists on showing everyone his favorite youtube videos, or tries to reconfigure your wireless network but inevitably fucks it all up.
How about the guy that starts getting really philosophical and abstract with you after a few drinks. Then you have to listen to their opinion on whether life exists beyond Earth.
If you take away all the people mentioned here, there won't be much a party left. Part of a party is being immersed in the idiosyncracies and spontaneity of people.
hahaha yeah i think the fighting couple who always ruin everything because everyone has to get involved to help out their friend, the guy who always breaks shit, and girl who take pictures like shes paparazzi should be added.
I know this post is a year late, but how about the "one-upper" guy who has a better story, or the drink mixer, who never drinks but likes to brag about how they make the best cocktails just by adding 3x the booze.
U know guys I just want to say hello :) Keep in touch ;).
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And what about all those people with penises and vaginas drinking and dancing and having fun and then penises have to pee and they go and pee and people look at their penises, regretful (becuse penises are just hanging in their pants and peeing is the only time they have some action) and then everyone goes home and think how gasoline is expensive and that world is one shitty place and all and think about reading some Kierkegaard and Paolo Coelho and bring some sense into this not worthwhile existence and then terrorists blow themselves up and everyone thinks "Gee, my penis is disbodied now!" And Vagina looks at him and says "You're so lame".
Chicks always come in pairs - one hot, one not. sometimes when the hot one is down, the not one have to bring reinforcements.
u know what is worse than the wasted guy? wasted zombie guy. i know one like thet - fellow just won't fall asleep and become harmless, he'll go around unintentionally breaking stuff, talking wrong stuff to wrong people and so... needs constant attention.
and the other guy, that keeps appearing at my parties - the one who studies law and is so damn sure he can convince the cops not to do various things they ussualy do when they come to party, inevitably fails, makes things worse and often gets taken downtown
Where you can find them:
Either right next to your fridge, or in close proximity to it, drinking all your beer or at the front door leaving your party because they just finished all of your beer.
Why they will ruin your party:
You only invited this freeloader because he's one of your best friend's friends. His overweight build, horrible BO, firefighter t-shirt, and yankees hat shows that he isn't looking for anything tonight other than YOUR beer, which is funny because he has been to several of your parties now and never once paid you. Then after he's had a few, he will bitch that he always buys beer and that you owe him from, "uhhh......that other time." It is very clear that none of the girls there even want to acknowledge that he exists, yet he strangely will tell you all these tales of "girls being all over THE DELLNER." After you walk away, tired of his bullshit stories and horrible scent he will either make his way back to your fridge, or call a fellow beer hoarding firefighter to help him with his task. If you dont spot these guy's coming in, you can definetely catch them on the way out. They tend to leave parties early so they can get to the next house that still has beer in the fridge.
The music freak : He or She who thinks your music collection sucks and has been pro active to get his fucking ipod with music which spoils the entire mood since no wants to dance or hear that crap .
The you tube/face book freak : Who's only objective at the party is to create trouble so that he can use his cell phone or camera to record everything .
The ultimate party pooper : The ultimate freak who will get drunk , fart , shout , piss , vomit , break stuff , set fire , hit on all the women and who will eventually nearly kill himself or everyone around him so that you have to call 911 .
God bless us all if we come across this freak twice let alone once .
yea, i remember this one guy, that scored an epic ruination one time.
he was the "nobody knows him" and "way to old" guy, who lived across the street and heard the music, so came by with beer. After a while he started talking about some ID froud shit and started asking people to show him their IDs, so everyone thought he was an undercovered cop looking for underaged drinkers and predators (both presnt at he party)
so, first, all the chicks and the rest of <21 went home(like 3/4 of the party), then we asked the guy to leave (using a fist, when talking showed no sense). he came back 10 minutes later with a knife, and banged at our door swearing. cops came, he got arrested, our party became a headline in next days newspaper, which was kinda cool.
This is the guy/gal who goes out 6-7 times each week and tells everyone your party is "lame" while the one they went to last night/week was great. The good news - your party is great too and will be reported that way a week from now at someone elses "lame-o"
What about the pyro who likes to start a fire, this is the person who always has a lighter and thinks that Zippos are the best invention.....and we call angry dude, "likes to fight guy"
what about the guy/girl that recognizes everyone at the party from myspace or facebook even though they've never even spoken a word to them in real life?
you can't forget the people with the mentally challenged siblings who you have to walk on eggshells around all night because they take offense to phrases such as "you're retarded" or "shut the hell up you damn window licker"
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July 29th, 2008 at 06:07 am
the dude who is always paranoid about people he isnt cool with and how a fight is going to start and inevitably DOES start.
-note the reciprocal- the dude who gets wasted and looks for a fight and usually finds one by the end of the night.
July 29th, 2008 at 06:31 am
What about the judgmental guy trying to classify everyone, and is too busy doing this to have a good time? Get over yourself.
July 29th, 2008 at 06:35 am
Number three sounds neat. Thanks for the tip!
July 29th, 2008 at 06:54 am
What about the stereotypical "bro"? You know, the one that is in a frat, loves Will Ferrel movies, Dane Cook, tribal-tattoo radio rock, drinks Natural Ice, tries to hit on and impress all the girls with lame jokes, and says "Bro" or "chill" or "brah" and says "Shake-n-bake" with his best bud?
I really can't stand people haha
July 29th, 2008 at 07:03 am
I'm the guy that stands there following my only friend who happens to only know me because of work and he's like alot cooler than me. He actually get's laid. So i follow him around the whole time and make him feel awkward, then when the girl he's talking to asks who I am, I'll say my name quickly (stepping forward one step as I do so, then stepping back 1 step to my previous location). Then after that when someone asks what I did at the party, I'll say I talked to so many girls and there was this 1 girl who really liked me (even though she asked who I was). Then I'll say I had an intellectual conversation with her about the book Frankenstein that I took an online course for to try and get into University of Waterloo, but failed miserably because I realized I want to play diablo 2 all day even though it's 2008. Then when my cool friend invites me to a guy's night out, and they ask if I'm a virgin, I'll say that I am not a virgin. I shop at international clothiers and buy mecca pants and fishing shop shirts that say things like "Cool Catch" or "Bass Fishing" or something like "Joe's Crab Shack". And I'll wear these white K-Swiss shoes that just look like absolute dogshit when paired with my oddly cut pants that offer nothing but protection from the outside air.
July 29th, 2008 at 07:03 am
im the guy that buys 50 cockroaches and lets them free in your household.
July 29th, 2008 at 07:04 am
how about the guy that calls the cops?
or the guy that comes completely out of dress code. either wearing a suit to something casual (usually to get some attention) or the guy that wears sweatpants and a basketball jersey when everybody else is wearing polos.
or the guy that makes a big deal about watching a red sox game on tv?
July 29th, 2008 at 07:07 am
Oh, I'm completely #8 on this list. Not that people complain; I'm actually quite useful.
July 29th, 2008 at 07:36 am
What about the guy or girl who when they say in the sayabout of the inside top of middle neddle penguin what does egg to the maximum orifice, hah your eyes read all my written poop, your eyes have poop in them now.
July 29th, 2008 at 07:40 am
And what about the asshole who talks about him/herself all night thinking that anybody gives a F*CK.
July 29th, 2008 at 07:48 am
The fat who "has a great personality" and is "super cool" to everyone for the first couple of hours, but then realizes no one's going to bang her unless they've got four-inch-thick beer goggles on, so she starts getting pissed and bitching about how superficial the guys are and how shallow the girls are.
Then she raids the fridge and steals all your Ben & Jerry's.
July 29th, 2008 at 07:53 am
Whatever party i got to, there always seems to be the guy who ends up in hospital from jumping off the dog house into a paddeling pool, and the guy whos passed out naked on the kitchen floor by 9pm
July 29th, 2008 at 07:55 am
Or the internet whore who insists on showing everyone his favorite youtube videos, or tries to reconfigure your wireless network but inevitably fucks it all up.
July 29th, 2008 at 07:56 am
What dumb F*CK jumps off the dog house, fool. Go to the balcony if you want to kill yourself. It's Newton's law you know.
July 29th, 2008 at 08:02 am
What about the camera holding facebook fanatic that have to have a photo of everything remotely exiting.
July 29th, 2008 at 08:07 am
How about the guy that starts getting really philosophical and abstract with you after a few drinks. Then you have to listen to their opinion on whether life exists beyond Earth.
July 29th, 2008 at 08:07 am
Hey, beebee, exiting is like when your withdraw from something like intercourse. Exciting is when you like it.
July 29th, 2008 at 08:17 am
so true Blake Williams,,, i think i am one of those guys to be honest i usually score tho 1 outta 10 times i start a fight tho.
July 29th, 2008 at 08:20 am
when the host/hostess keeps taking phone calls
July 29th, 2008 at 08:27 am
People who steal your drinks and leaves..
July 29th, 2008 at 08:40 am
If you take away all the people mentioned here, there won't be much a party left. Part of a party is being immersed in the idiosyncracies and spontaneity of people.
February 27th, 2009 at 07:37 pm
LOL the creepy guy in the picture IS creepy.
major creep vibes. LOL though.
March 21st, 2009 at 11:19 am
I'm the person who ruins it for my parents and siblings at Christmas because I'm pressured to be there, and I really can't stand them.
January 5th, 2009 at 01:13 pm
Ha! Regarding the tobacco spitting comment, I guess it all depends on where you are from, can't say I've ever seen that one.
January 1st, 2009 at 06:55 pm
lol. yay. haha. okay.
January 26th, 2009 at 04:31 pm
hahaha yeah i think the fighting couple who always ruin everything because everyone has to get involved to help out their friend, the guy who always breaks shit, and girl who take pictures like shes paparazzi should be added.
April 20th, 2009 at 10:33 am
also what about the 25 yr old guy who brings the 14 year old.
July 30th, 2009 at 10:27 am
I know this post is a year late, but how about the "one-upper" guy who has a better story, or the drink mixer, who never drinks but likes to brag about how they make the best cocktails just by adding 3x the booze.
May 12th, 2009 at 11:44 am
U know guys I just want to say hello :) Keep in touch ;).
I am from Cambodia and , too, and now am writing in English, please tell me right I wrote the following sentence: "Therefore, a font is a particular casting of a typeface belonging to that a font was more granular than just the variant of a typeface - each size of.Windows forms applications support truetype fonts and have."
:P Thanks in advance. Glynis.
June 12th, 2009 at 06:27 am
You stole this from photoshopdisasters.blogspot.com.
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July 29th, 2008 at 08:44 am
Great post!!! I'm #3 on the list! :DDD
July 29th, 2008 at 08:55 am
If none of the people mentioned here shows up at the party, it's gonna be extremely boring! These are the people that make the party going!
July 29th, 2008 at 09:13 am
"How about 1 person who ruins my internets? Lame ass list writers."
hahahaha great
July 29th, 2008 at 09:14 am
How about the guy/girl you see perusing the crowd with the shifty eyes and SLOWLY categorizing everyone at the party....
Fun, fun, fun.
p.s. Don't have kids.
July 29th, 2008 at 09:29 am
And what about all those people with penises and vaginas drinking and dancing and having fun and then penises have to pee and they go and pee and people look at their penises, regretful (becuse penises are just hanging in their pants and peeing is the only time they have some action) and then everyone goes home and think how gasoline is expensive and that world is one shitty place and all and think about reading some Kierkegaard and Paolo Coelho and bring some sense into this not worthwhile existence and then terrorists blow themselves up and everyone thinks "Gee, my penis is disbodied now!" And Vagina looks at him and says "You're so lame".
July 29th, 2008 at 09:42 am
Indeed.
Straighten up and play right or get over yourself.
"Vagina" and her use of contractions was not lost me.
July 29th, 2008 at 09:47 am
Yeah! What is it about the fine chick always having fat girlfriends? I dont get it.
JT
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July 29th, 2008 at 10:04 am
@ Jim Jones
Chicks always come in pairs - one hot, one not. sometimes when the hot one is down, the not one have to bring reinforcements.
u know what is worse than the wasted guy? wasted zombie guy. i know one like thet - fellow just won't fall asleep and become harmless, he'll go around unintentionally breaking stuff, talking wrong stuff to wrong people and so... needs constant attention.
and the other guy, that keeps appearing at my parties - the one who studies law and is so damn sure he can convince the cops not to do various things they ussualy do when they come to party, inevitably fails, makes things worse and often gets taken downtown
July 29th, 2008 at 10:12 am
The Beer Bum
Where you can find them:
Either right next to your fridge, or in close proximity to it, drinking all your beer or at the front door leaving your party because they just finished all of your beer.
Why they will ruin your party:
You only invited this freeloader because he's one of your best friend's friends. His overweight build, horrible BO, firefighter t-shirt, and yankees hat shows that he isn't looking for anything tonight other than YOUR beer, which is funny because he has been to several of your parties now and never once paid you. Then after he's had a few, he will bitch that he always buys beer and that you owe him from, "uhhh......that other time." It is very clear that none of the girls there even want to acknowledge that he exists, yet he strangely will tell you all these tales of "girls being all over THE DELLNER." After you walk away, tired of his bullshit stories and horrible scent he will either make his way back to your fridge, or call a fellow beer hoarding firefighter to help him with his task. If you dont spot these guy's coming in, you can definetely catch them on the way out. They tend to leave parties early so they can get to the next house that still has beer in the fridge.
July 29th, 2008 at 10:19 am
This is hilarious post .
The worst kind are :
The music freak : He or She who thinks your music collection sucks and has been pro active to get his fucking ipod with music which spoils the entire mood since no wants to dance or hear that crap .
The you tube/face book freak : Who's only objective at the party is to create trouble so that he can use his cell phone or camera to record everything .
The ultimate party pooper : The ultimate freak who will get drunk , fart , shout , piss , vomit , break stuff , set fire , hit on all the women and who will eventually nearly kill himself or everyone around him so that you have to call 911 .
God bless us all if we come across this freak twice let alone once .
July 29th, 2008 at 10:24 am
yea, i remember this one guy, that scored an epic ruination one time.
he was the "nobody knows him" and "way to old" guy, who lived across the street and heard the music, so came by with beer. After a while he started talking about some ID froud shit and started asking people to show him their IDs, so everyone thought he was an undercovered cop looking for underaged drinkers and predators (both presnt at he party)
so, first, all the chicks and the rest of <21 went home(like 3/4 of the party), then we asked the guy to leave (using a fist, when talking showed no sense). he came back 10 minutes later with a knife, and banged at our door swearing. cops came, he got arrested, our party became a headline in next days newspaper, which was kinda cool.
he's still doing time as far as i know
July 29th, 2008 at 10:34 am
How about the Party Critic...
This is the guy/gal who goes out 6-7 times each week and tells everyone your party is "lame" while the one they went to last night/week was great. The good news - your party is great too and will be reported that way a week from now at someone elses "lame-o"
July 29th, 2008 at 10:48 am
# gENERAL Says:
July 29th, 2008 at 3:03 pm
:# Anil Dikshit Says:
July 29th, 2008 at 1:52 pm
What about the creepy guy who’s way too old to be there?
# anonymous Says:
July 29th, 2008 at 2:07 pm
Naw I’m not too old I’m too awesome
BEST POST IN THE HISTORY OF HT!!!
says alot about this website.
July 29th, 2008 at 10:53 am
What about the pyro who likes to start a fire, this is the person who always has a lighter and thinks that Zippos are the best invention.....and we call angry dude, "likes to fight guy"
July 29th, 2008 at 11:08 am
Well, this won't be much of a party then. Who am I suppose to invite??
July 29th, 2008 at 11:14 am
what about the guy/girl that recognizes everyone at the party from myspace or facebook even though they've never even spoken a word to them in real life?
July 29th, 2008 at 11:14 am
How about the couple that drive his & hers Priuses that get like 100MPG and they HAVE to talk about it. Who invited them anyway?
July 29th, 2008 at 11:20 am
you can't forget the people with the mentally challenged siblings who you have to walk on eggshells around all night because they take offense to phrases such as "you're retarded" or "shut the hell up you damn window licker"
July 29th, 2008 at 11:24 am
That one kid who is a minor but swears up and down that hes 21 but when cops are mentioned its "shit, can i hide in your closet"
July 29th, 2008 at 11:29 am
photos just awesome!
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